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[quote author=Kevin_II] The rants of uncle saka. Whipped mercilessly into a confession he'll have to live it, and pummeled into his place on the bottom rung, he tries to save face by writing a whole page full of poo. He is a louse that stubbornly refuses to die .

*singing* I'm bad (2X). You know it. I'm bad [/quote]A cretin that claims he got scholar-chip but does not know the major issues in the country he resides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18297143

I am suppose to believe someone that does not obviously listen to the news is a graduate?

Yeah right! Only on the internet do fucktards make ridiculous claims and I am here to humiliate them.

I am the Apex Predator on NL because my intellect can never be matched, cretin.

You will always be intellectually slaughtered anytime you make the mistake of impugning your fcking GOD.

y me: are u referring to the above question?

Yep! These ones:

www.nairaland.com/951958/man-cheated-before-past-relationship#10981797
www.nairaland.com/951958/man-cheated-before-past-relationship#10984381
www.nairaland.com/951958/man-cheated-before-past-relationship#10984731

y me: The truth is they are humans and the fact they owned up to being a cheat before doesn't mean they won't be a cheat again if given the chance and if they still lack self discipline & vice versa
The fact is I can do both, whats the assurance that the next clean dude who has never cheated won't come out of the blue & cheat on me?
People change and in most cases it is for real.

What about the serial dater/shagger I described above in multiple posts?

Idowuogbo: dats my asanwa! la parista is high o!

her guy don nack housegal tire sef

And you too. Answer.

La Parisienne: Well, sounds like the guy you described is a sincere person. That for me is a good point.

I'll choose him over the other guys who have a history of cheating.

But before I agree to date hiim, I'll definitely have series of frank discussions with him. I'll need to be certain that he truly wants to be with me and that he is ready for commitment.

Who knows, with hard work and commitment, there could be a fairy tale ending. Lol

That looked too easy. Let me spice it up.

So you would choose him even though he has dated over 30 girls before he was 28 and always has se[i]x[/i] with them before breaking up? You would still choose him over the other 2?

[quote author=Kevin_II]Stop telling us the pitiful story of your life, uncle saka. Go offline and get a girl for chrissakes. It isn't so hard [/quote]person, go and take customers' calls. Maybe one day you will make enough money to go to university instead of lie about it.

La Parisienne: I'll choose none. But if the human male is becoming extinct and they are the last men on earth, I'll choose OP's first case scenario. That is, the guy who only cheated once over 5 years ago.

Btw, the second guy you described, what's his story? Does he have a phobia for commitment or he has never met the right person to have a serious relationship with?

I could answer better if I know his story.

Just never been interested or made interested. Some were because he wanted fun, some were because he was being picky. A mix and mash.

The girls he has met have never been worth committing to and as he does not cheat he ends it when he feels it is time and then moves on.

Compare him with OP 1st on their own for choice you will make.

Then compare him with OP 2nd on their own for choice you will make.

Which one would you go for in both cases?

La Parisienne: This is a deal breaker.

Once a cheat, always a cheat. IMO

So between a guy like the above and a guy that has never had a serious or long-term relationship (at, lets say, 28 years old plus), which would you choose?

[quote author=Kevin_II]Jeez! You are the fccking ret[b]a[/b]rd, no kidding. So you don't even have a Masters and you went for pages on end arguing and insulting those that have? No wonder you couldn't believe someone went to U Birmingham

Haven't anyone told you that when your betters are talking you should be quiet? I pummeled you till you confessed. I'm badt, no jokes!
There you have it folks! The fccking ret[b]a[/b]rd does not even have a masters (not that it's such a big deal, but you shouldn't go insulting your betters on what they have earned and achieved. Sooner or later your stupidity becomes bared in public).

Tell us uncle saka, did you even finish high school? Or was your loan revoked before you could finish? You've had a sad life, uncle saka, no wonder you're such a fccking cynic.
NL is sure a leveler, pitting me against a fccking mo[b]r[/b]on. I'm done with you. Go an upgrade yourself and come back. Arindin oshi[/quote]You are a person!

Every cretin comes online to make fabu claims about some achievement they don't have. Bloody cretin, I bet if I was travelling on business to America, you would be the type getting my luggage on the carousel.

Only a person would think getting a Masters is the mark of superior intelligence. And this fooool wants me to believe he has been to university when his thinking is like that of an old woman in the bush villages surrounding Sagamu.

A person that cannot check his facts wants me to believe he has been to university on Scholar-chip.

Only online! Only online is how mega-wobble would claim she attended a Top 5 university too. Cretins that are dregs of society would make any claim.

A cretin that thinks a public transportation system is not necessary because HE has a car claims to have gone to university on Scholar-chip. LWKMD!

A cretin that does not know the US is a more aggressive capitalist nation than EU countries claims to have gone to university on Scholar-chip. LWKMD!

A cretin that does not understand the concept of free health care claims to have gone to university on Scholar-chip. LWKMD!

A cretin that thinks EU countries are as violent as America claims to have gone to university on Scholar-chip. LWKMD!

A cretin that says the US is abundantly full of jobs in an election year where high unemployment is one of the key issues battering the President claims to have gone to univeristy on Scholar-chip. LWKMD!

Only online would failed members of the society make outrageous claims.

Foool, the fact your intellect is below my feet shows the quality of my educational background is one you can only dream of.

Scholarship ko, Scholar-chip ni!

[quote author=Kevin_II]Lol @termite got all riled up Answer the darned questions and stop beating about the bush...how much did u pay for your masters? How much loan did you take and how much of your pitiable salary do they zap every month to pay for it after removing 33%? Poor you, literally. I already told you I paid $4 and lived large while in school. I await ur answers.[/quote]You are a person!

What kinds of cretins pop into this NL ffs? What makes you assume I have done a Masters? FOOOOL!

[quote author=Kevin_II]10K pounds? What run off the mill 'university' is that? And which year are we talking about here? Your living expenses? Did u live on the streets and starved? smh @ how miserable you were in school, no wonder you think UK is paradise [/quote]Cretin. This "run off the mill university": http://www.ox.ac.uk/feesandfunding/fees/information/universityrates/201213feerates/

It is so run of the mill, moorons like you can never dream of entering it.

FOOOOL!

[quote author=Kevin_II]Jobs here? falafala! My friend finished school last July, started his first job this January (cos of work permit processing) and is already on his 4th job in May. And bro I don't work for a one-man company. Is that where u're holing up? No wonder you are always afraid your boss will get stressed and sack u one day. Is that why you've licked his a[b]s[/b]s to radiant whiteness? [/quote]When you speak like a cretin like this, it makes one question how anyone would give a mooron like you scholarship!

FOOOOOL! We are talking about national laws and dynamics, your moronic arse keeps on saying "me".

Jobs falafala with high unemployment rates? CRETIN!

[quote author=Kevin_II]I work for a corporation bro...they don't 'get stressed and sack us'. And even if they do, I only have to walk down the same street and to get another one. So quit pulling off 'points' from your an[b]u[/b]s.
You are dismissed, bro saga![/quote]You are a person!

I don't think the US is that sad to accommodate cretins like you so lightly, even with their affirmative action. If you are unlucky to hold on to a job, YOU are fcked!

Now go and answer your customers. Put your head phones on before you get sacked.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Stop lying thru ur teeth man. UK ain't any better. There's no country without high crime rate areas. So tell that to the marines. And UK has also had it's share of school gunning incidents and an abundantly high high school knifing incidents. We read the news too u know [/quote]I am not lying to you, mate. There is nowhere in the UK practically anyone cannot go, even dressed in gold. Obviously anyone that is flashing valuables is susceptible to being robbed but I can not name a place in the UK where you are guaranteed of that. I can not name a place in the UK where you are scared if your kids go, they can be hit by stray bullets when some low-lifes start to go to war. That is why the US has a worse murder rate.

The UK is not better? NEVER chat shyt with me foool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_rates

[quote author=Kevin_II]Depending on where u live. I have more than enuff Nigerian friends, and there are more than enuff Nigerian/African clubs here. No biggie[/quote]Except you live in New York or Maryland or similar East coast place with Nigerians.

If you stay in the Mid West, West or places like Philly you will travel minutes, if not hours, to the closest friends.

It will even take you 20mins drive to go and get your milk. I just go to my nearest Patel within a 5 min walk.

[quote author=Kevin_II]I laff in swahili. How much did u pay for your masters? 20,000 pounds? What is 'reasonable' about that?[/quote]No!!! Check you facts before you argue.

Roughly £10K ($16K) for UK citizens, far less than the $70K I would pay as a US citizen in a top US university.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Dumb

Dumb. I'll take a loud brash talker any day to that horrible british accent. yuck[/quote]Really? Don't argue like a fooool. Anyone with sense knows US are more capitalist than Euro countries.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Which century do you think we are in? . You need to see my fb friend mix[/quote]Cut the crap.

In the US, when out, Blacks tend to congregate on one side, Latinos on another and Whites on another.

[quote author=Kevin_II]These ones no deserve comment. I see you're wildly beating the air to come up with 'points'. okare o [/quote]Really? Stop chatting shyt!

Americans are cowboys. Their police and soldiers are poorly trained ediots! We see it everytime on their streets and in war zones.

[quote author=Kevin_II]1/4 have not been to jail?
Do I understand you correctly? Is that a stat to 'celebrate'? At any rate How does the fate of the African American male affect me?[/quote]The fate of the AA reflects how people are likely yo perceive you and reflects what is the likely outcome if you ever get into any infraction.

So don't argue that the UK is not better for the black man.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Still beating the air, wildly[/quote]Shut up if you have no argument my friend.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Who needs public transportation when I can drive my own car on freeways?[/quote]What a stewpid point. What if the car breaks down? What of those that can not afford a car for a short while due to temporary financial setback.

No wonder people in the US drive big cars but it is on credit. They are leveraged to the hill. More money to the banking/financial capitalists exploiting the lack of public transportation, the common man struggles and has to make sure he never loses his job because he can fall through the net as no car means very hard to get to work, where it is easy for some equally stressed boss to lose his patience and sack him. Sacked means his defaults rises, his default rises means he has no job, no money and no access to creidt. Before you know it, he is homeless and struggling to get back on the ladder.

Come to the UK and see civilised capitalism.

[quote author=Kevin_II]I can concede that. But hey, you get to meet every tribe and country here and if you're sociable enuff, experience it too. I have probably eaten dishes from every nook and cranny of the world already [/quote]And your point?

You can't do the same and more in the UK?

[quote author=Kevin_II]There u go again spewing stewpid lies. How much did you pay for your Masters? 20,000 pounds? How much did I pay? $4! Serious. Dude, UK survives on tax and education, not same here. These schools are sinfully rich and give out scholarships freely. Sorry if you ain't smart enuff to make the grade. I got a free roll through school - scholarship on 1st year, RA on second year. I paid nada, rather I bought an Accord 04 after 14 months from money saved from the generous living allowance I got. So once again dude, how much did you pay? How much did you borrow?
And for your info, u do your masters there and want to come do PhD here, you have to do Masters here all over again. They don't believe in your 'Masters' here.[/quote]You are a person!

As I said, check your facts. It is £10K and you can get loans if you want. Unlike the £50K in the US. How many people get Scholarship of £50K in the US.

Foool, so what if I decide I would rather do my PhD in the UK? Is it by force to go to the US?

[quote author=Kevin_II]Lol. We both watch on TV, so what's the difference. What other sports do u get to see? cricket? How dumb![/quote]You are a person!

I no I don't want to see a "World Series" where the world is the US! I am not interested in handball being called football. It would have been better to call it carryball if they wanted to make any sense.

The sports I want to see and that has the WORLD participating is football. I also like Athletics, Tennis, Snooker and Formula One. I get that all in the UK. I doubt I would get those in the US. More likely some useless Baseball, Ice Hockey and Carryball. Moreover, because the UK are enlightened and there are several Nigerians (some even working for the TV stations) they focus on my Nigeria where necessary. Not like the Ignorants that think from Maine to California is the WORLD.

[quote author=Kevin_II]How does that affect me when my company pays for it?[/quote]And when your stressed boss sacks you? You are fcked!

Foool, our companies also pay for us to have Private Healthcare but we also have the public one to fall back to.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Poor you You work and give 33% to govt? I cry for you....bawling and leaving thread

Btw, I don't give a fcck about the US either, just that y'all should stop screaming about that lousy place as if it's heaven. I wouldn't live there if I had the choice [/quote]You are a person!

I see the benefits of my taxes and unlike the US, I have a nice safety net if things fall apart.

And because of this safety and certainty, people tend to be chilled and get along. Unlike the US where most muthafckers think they have to be cut-throat and stab everyone in the back so they are not the one that falls where the safety net is weak. No wonder the US muthafckers that have fallen, or see their fall is inevitable, pick up guns to gun down their colleagues or any unfortunate muthafcker in their way.

Throw his freaking arse into jail!

Who gives a shyt!

What is so special about being the first to drive a car.

All these useless, moronic "records" we Africans, especially Nigerians, like to brandish about.

Yeah, I was the first from Sagamu to drink McDonald milkshake. WOOHOO!

shymmex: @Sagamite

I smacked you intellectually, exposed your lack of comprehension and cognitive skills, and molested you lyrically with hip hop lyrics - yet you have refused to die... You're like a gift that keeps on giving... How can I make you go away forever to the hole you crawled out from?

You will never win in a intellectual discourse with me (because my cognitive skills are excellent, and I'll pick holes out of every comment you make), and I doubt you will in a verbal assault..

You need to give up now to save your e-reputation.. I'm not someone to mess with.. When I go in, I go in hard...

The choice is yours!

person, continue running. Wind don blow, we don see fowl yansh.

You have been exposed as a low-life cyber-boaster. We have shown you could not possibly have attended university as you claimed.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Dude I live in the US, and u haven't said anything I find exciting. Maybe to Nigerians at home, but not to me. So I fail to see what u guys expended 10 pages shouting about as if it is some paradise. Icy cold and heavily taxed. Tell me my friend, how much are you taxed? How many days of sunshine do u enjoy every year? How cheap and fresh are the vegetables u get to buy? Those are little pleasures of life that you guys on the northern hemisphere would know nothing of, yet you won't let our ear drums get a moment's peace. Bottomline? Abeg make we hear word.
It's not as if the schools are any enticing either. One year masters? I wonder what you guys learn in one year. I did masters for two years and it was so much hardwork getting thru that, got me wondering what they do in the UK for one year that is actually worthwhile. smh[/quote]Ooh.

- Personal safety, no no-go area.
- No fear of psycho going to kids' school to pop a bullet in their head.
- Nigerian friends are 5-20 mins around the corner on average, not 2 hours drive away.
- Top quality education at a reasonable price.
- Reasonable capitalism, not lunatic capitalism.
- Sanely mannered people, not people that talk loudly and brashly like if they are on LSD.
- Multicultural society, easy to have non-black friends and not having to go to bars that are racially segregated.
- Unlikely to be manhandled by cops that behave like if they are on crack, well-trained cops here.
- If cops harm you because of the colour of your skin, they get punished.
- No need to live on credit and be insanely leveraged.
- Have a great job and still get more than 14 days holiday a year. 25 days is the norm and some even get 30 days.
- One in 4 black men are not in, and have not been to, jail.
- Protective labour laws, no stressed ediot can just fire you.
- Solid public transportation infrastructure.
- At arms length from other EU countries to experience difference and don't have to live among the most ignorant citizens on Earth.
- 1 year MSc at a reasonable cost and yet can get the same jobs as you with the four times over-priced 2 years MSc you paid for.
- Great football where it is called football, not sucker.
- Free Healthcare without some hilly-billy screaming "big government and such would bring the government finances to its knees".
- And by the way, tax for majority of people is below 33%, very few percentage of the population pay over that.

[quote author=Kevin_II]All these UK rubbish... U go to school, graduate and start work and then hand over half your pay to govt at the end of the day as tax, while spending almost half the year in bitter cold. What is it you guys enjoy in that your UK sef? Underground trains and week old vegetables from Spain? Cos I for one can't see anything enticing about the UK. Can someone educate me please?[/quote]Sanity.
Civilisation.
Certainty.
Physical and lifestyle security.
Human rights.
Hope and progress for your kids.
Modern living.
Public amenities.
No swarms of panhandlers when you go out to spend your money.
No constant attempt by retailers to rip you off.
Good roads.
Efficient civil service.
Nice, cheap homes in beautiful environs.
Constant power.
Value for money.
Merit based career.
Good and well-equipped schools.
Variety of hot women (Black, White, Asian, Oriental, Latino, Arab, and even remix ones of all the aforementioned).

All these makes frustration pretty difficult.

coogar: what a schlepper!
she even lacks the ability to comprehend simple english - article clearly stated
below that a quarter of the 21 yr olds who left university with a degree are unemployed.
if you leave university with a degree, a ruminant animal called queensmith thinks you
are still an undergraduate.

Come on, men! She attended a Top 5 university na.

She studied media studies at C[i]u[/i]mbridge.

Oh Lawd! It is amazing what reetards will claim online. We see the moronic reasoning they have day by day but they come out and say they attended places they could NEVER get the grades required and cannot demonstrate the qualities of its typical graduate. I don't know how many Cambridge graduates repeatedly use "your" instead of "you're" and I know many of them, worked with many of them, read many of them's work emails. Textspeak muthafckers do not go to Cambridge, they go to C[i]u[/i]mbridge.

It is amazing how after months of bashing the morbidly obese ghetto skank with a rancid attitude, all of a sudden want to start making ridiculous claims.

After bashing her repeatedly for months for stuffing her face to the point she can never get a man again, all of a sudden (months later), morbidly obese skank claims she has a man that is a model.

After bashing her repeatedly for months as a bloody uneducated hoodrat, all of a sudden (months later), morbidly obese skank claims she is a graduate of a Top 5 UK university.

I would not be surprised that after bashing her repeatedly as being obese, all of a sudden (months later), morbidly obese skank would claim she is a size 8 model that Ford Agency is harassing to join them but she can't be bovvered.

My God, what would moorons not claim online. Foools that say social workers (mainly public sector staff) make more money than accountants (mainly private sector staff), and then say statistical analysis is rubbish and "facts" is the information they have about their circle of low-life friends, would claim they attended university, worse still a Russell Group one.

Only online. Only in cyberspace. LWKMD!

Tell us about conditional offers na.

shymmex: It seems all these troublemakers are the same people.

I'm done with the topic------------------------------------------->>>> Politics section.

person, don't run o.

shymmex: Back to the topic:

Updated version

1) She must be a cultured NIGERIAN (I don't want my kids raised on gazillion cultures - a mix between western, and Nigerian culture(s) is enough).
2) She must be educated, intelligent, knowledgeable, and be conscious (have an African mind albeit still western).
3) She must be a good cook (primarily naija dishes).
4) She doesn't have to be a beauty queen - average looks but blessed in the right places.
5) She must be able to understand me, and there must be connection (I'm a complex fool - even my mum, and siblings can't keep up with my complex character). I'm that guy you love to hate - but just can't hate...

Just say she must be a female gorilla and winner of a Gorilla pageant.

denzel2009: How many red arrows did you get on daily mail today?

I like to piss them off.

Bloody fcking selfish, self-centred man-haters.

shymmex: Who needs research skills for taught courses??

This guy is a FOOL!

You are a person!

How do you do your essays/courseworks or dissertation?

You use your circle of friends and say statistical reports are rubbish like you said in the other thread?

You really want to lie you attended university?

Where is your Birmingham certificate you threatened us with?

shymmex: You get that for Postgrad courses as well..

If you get below 2'1 - you would probably get a conditional offer..

I don't know what people who fall in that category get, though..

LWKMD!!!

So it is only people that get below 2.1 that get conditional offers?

Like what other conditions?

I thought grade was the primary condition for offers?

You did not know that?

shymmex: Everyone should read what I posted @ 1:52pm On May 29 - and the same post was quoted by queensmith @2:05pm On May 29.... So, there is no way I could have edited it.... I said: "If you can't get a graduate job."

This is from a UK website, with references:

And what's special about University of Birmingham I could care less if you believe me, or not - you're a nobody, and a waste of semen... Your mum should have swallowed you anyways..

You are a person!

We are educating about pay levels from direct source and you are showing pay levels based on an anonymous and arbitrary declaration on a website.

FOOOOL! And you claimed to have got unconditional offers from top universities for Masters? Without any research skills? CRETIN!

Where is the Birmingham certificate you threatened to show us? Or you ran scared when I said I would spot the forgery?

shymmex: For you to dispute that I attended University of Birmingham shows the kind of low self-esteem having scrounger you're.. What's special about the Uni, anyways??

I'm the type of guy who doesn't even care about the name of the University - but the grades you get out of there.. So, what makes you think I would want to fake that?? I had unconditional offers into Imperial College, and Warwick for my MSc. - but I preferred a lesser University which offered a skill set synonymous with what my career choice is... That's how intelligent, and smart people do things...


You're quoting me out of context again. *Sighs*.. How do you pass exams?? Because your IQ, cognitive skills, and intellect are subpar..

This is my post again:



^^Please, read where I referenced that: "black people make up only 3% of the population"... So, a nationwide statistics of all races of people - won't reflect what the actually situation is out there... We all know the discrepancies in the unemployment rates of all races of people - and how black people are at the bottom of the social ladder... I'm black, most of my friends are black - and I painted a picture based on what I know..

You would even be lucky to get a job as an Account Assistant fresh out of uni - most end up working in other fields.. That was why I said professional certification was the way forward in the other thread....

AHHH, AHHH, AHHH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ye!

My belle o, my head o.

I am freaking rolling on the floor men. This guy is funny, men.

Ye! I think my belle just burst.

Wetin persin no go hear online.

Persin wey no know wetin "facts" mean say im get unconditional offer from (I can't even say it, I am just laughing).

coogar: she attended top 5 uni? and she does not know the
difference between "your" and "you're"?

i hate to be the harbinger of bad news....queensmith
is a drop-out, i'm afraid!

She attended C[i]u[/i]mbridge to study media studies.

shymmex: I didn't get a student loan for mine... My loan application was rejected.



I wanted to be a doctor in secondary school, because I was good in biology, chemistry, and mathematics - but things changed... Computers became more popular, and IT jobs became more lucrative.. I had to move with the flow, and I developed an interest in programming.... Got into uni, and I found out programming was too broad, and inconclusive - and new programming languages keep coming into the market... I didn't want the stress of having to learn new languages every 6months..

So, I decided to explore the IT market - to see which aspect was as lucrative as programming... And network security proved to be the most lucrative - even more lucrative than programming...

Storyland, storyland, land of music, fun and play

Storyland, storyland, bring your friends along

You grew up in the UK (as you claimed) but your loan application was rejected?

You expect us to believe these BS?



LAHUN! You were a ghetto rapper-wannabee and never went to university.

Stop wearing your trousers below your butt like a riff-raff foool and go and pick up your books.

coogar: you were born a cretin, and you would die a ninny!

the tool is bringing out stats that also included ph.d(doctorate degree).
postgraduate = masters degree and every other thing that comes after it.
i am talking about masters and the troll is talking something else.
stop engaging me in a verbal intercourse whenever there's an intellectual discourse.

you're not as smart as my toe-nail. the average m.sc graduate in the uk is 21/22.
heaven knows what you did in your early 20s that prevented you from graduating when other
smart kids were graduating. whoring is not a career. if you weren't told, i am telling you
right now. olodo!

And she claims (for the first time ever) that she attended a Top 5 uni.



Ye! My ribs. Dem no go kill me today.