₦airaland Forum

adebisicutie:
If a woman refuses to have sex with her husband due to those reasons you will be the first to crucify her and you'll encourage the man to go outside . Hypocrisy

Crucify her?

And so?

She is too reetarded to dismiss another human beings criticism?

Stop whining and blaming others for your decisions. You are an adult.

This white women nails what I have been saying on NL.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6r3B9RU8IA

Listen to the reetarded views of the men in that clip.

georjay:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/ife-chiefs-debunk-oonis-death/#sthash.aQrJkMt0.dpuf

This is coming from the fuuktards that announced his death without confirming it?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/ooni-of-ife-oba-sijuade-is-dead/

See the cretinous quacks we have as journalists in Nigeria.

http://www.punchng.com/news/ooni-of-ife-oba-sijuwade-dies-at-85-2/

troy20:
i think the reason why men make so much emphasis and pay fortunes for sex is because it is not readilly available.they find its surfeit in marriage with a woman always willing so it gets tiring.yes the lipido is high always but its just five to 10 minutes of thrusting with expulsion consuming some good energy needing hours even days to recover.a woman can lay there for hours giving nothing but taking everything.our male sexual prowess is exagerated am afraid to say.it becomes even more frightening when the woman begins to demand it often and complain of unsatisfaction.thrusting,sperm expulsion and pressure to prove your manhood is a big job needing its own monthly paycheck.yeah...i think this is what its feels when it gets to this level.

Trust me, in marriage, not many women would be demanding it often.

Just like men, most of them too would after a while find it boring to be doing it with the same person over and over again and expected to have it with only that person till they die.

The same person that they see every day and don see finish?

You will soon know women have too much "headaches", hence can't give action.

What women just tend to do differently from men is that they are more likely to ignore their desire for a different sexual partner and focus their energy on raising the kids.

This is not because they are more principled, selfless or have higher morals than men. It is because of a mixture of things like the consequence when caught is more severe, what they want from relationship with men is more than sex (they often can't detach emotions from it after a while), they are evolutionarily built to be able to control their urges more etc.

Note: I said "tend" and "more likely". Don't make the mistake of thinking married women don't cheat.

The point is that, many long-term marriages are sexless (at least between the 2 parties in it).

all4naija:
He is scribbling trashes on paper in his office in Abuja as though he can read and write. That ugly and disgraceful president. He once called the Chancellor of Germany as 'the president Michelle of West Germany' and here you are trying to defend him. You barbarian!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

How does all what you just accused him of "dictatorial", poof cretin?

Can you see how dumb you are now?

all4naija:
Oh! I almost forget you are the dullard guard dog! You filthy twerp!

Poof, did you pull that moronic opinion out of your infested arsse?

all4naija:
You illiterate Buhari ass-licking i d i o t!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

How has he been dictatorial?

Bloody poof. Is the AIDS affecting your brain?

all4naija:
He's dictatorial!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

What is dictatorial about him? Cretin!

The minute I saw "and had since won over 224 caps with four goals to his credit", I knew the article was written by a Nigerian.

Typical unemployable product of a failed education system.

I almost forgot about Dino Melaye.

That is another person on the bench.

londonrivals:
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The former Chief Security Officer of former president Jonathan, Mr Gordon Obua is reportedly lying critically ill at the National hospital. According to friends of the former CSO who shared his photo on Facebook, Mr Obua has continued to suffer both physically and mentally and has been in great pain since the day he returned home on July 21st after being detained by the DSS. They say his abdomen is swollen and he has great difficulty moving around.

According to his family members, they are already making plans to fly him overseas for a more accurate evaluation and treatment as advised by his family physician. Mr Gordon was arrested by DSS officials as part of measures by the new administration to probe officials who worked under GEJ's government. He was released on July 21st.

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/photo-gejs-ex-chief-security-officer.html

Yes, he looks very critical indeed.

His abdomen is swollen, of course.

Swollen with excessive brokortor and pounded yam consumption.

Nonsense!

Nigerians and lack of understanding of english words.

I am surprised they are not saying he is "Stunning" in the report on NL.

"Obua stuns while critically-ill in hospital" - NL.

hary4luv:
I encountered an act in the office some days back and since then it seems things have taken an awkward turn in my office.

I work in an organization as an assistant consultant, which by implication makes my office very close to my boss who is the senior consultant in our department.

On a fateful Friday after work, I decided to stay behind in order to tide up some office works. After about two hours I started hearing some strange moans/voices coming from the office directly opposite which happens to be my oga's office. I was curious so I decided to take a look to see what's going on, when I got to the door, I didn't hear any voice so I thought maybe it was my imagination. I gently pushed the door expecting it to be locked only for the door to open and lo and behold my boss was banging our newly employed secretary on his office table. our both eyes jammed, I stood frozen for some minutes (I guess) before I heard his voice "Young man what are you looking for in my office?"

Since that event things have been very awkward between me, my boss and the secretary. ( Don't know what to do)

Go shake his hands and tell him he is your hero.

That he should teach you. You want him to be your mentor.

Then both of you can go out nad have beer and peppersoup.

chukwudi44:
you people and mouth!!!!! only threat of ordinary meeting Buhari has started to piss in his buba

Pissing in his pants?

It seems your brain resides in the crevices of your arsse.

Atlantian:
Do not blame us all for your poverty. You wake up from your dirty bedsheets with wild poverty induced nightmares and open thread in politics section. Who do you blame for not planning your life well ? You think there is money to be made here ? Useless pig. Close this thread or you will be disgraced.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

You are talking about poverty?

Tell us the last time you ate meat.

Atlantian:
Close that dirty teeth. You think you can open your filthy mouth where human beings are talking.

Shut up, cretinous fuuktard!

Patience has destroyed your life.

chukwudi44:
GEJ KE? e bi like say you want Nigeria's oil production capacity to fall to 100,000 BPD Boys in the creeks are not smiling

They will disrupt, but this time, dem go die.

Tompolo would be first.

Atlantian:
The useless sagamite is suffering from chronic Buhariosys. There is a systemic cerebral syndrome that infects all APC nematodes. They are as useless as Tinubu's tooth Brush.

Kai!

A Patience Jonaadaft-led education system has destroyed this cretin's life o.

Atlantian:
Who is this 'early morning idiot' ?

ECOTERRORS:
it is Sagamite the IDIOT'

Two cretinous fuuktards who need their brains smashed with a mallet.

For me it has to be

1) Goodluck "The Cretin of Otuoke" Jonathan

2) Deizani Alison Maduekwe

3) Bala Mohammed (The Crook of FCT)

Those 3 are certified crooks.

Patience Jonathan is waiting on the bench list to join her husband, as well as Adoke.

eleojo23:
Your fixation with the word "fuuktard" is rather weird.
I thought you were more mature than this. Smh.

You should be more preoccupied with worrying about how your brain ended up with a deficit of educational and dietary nutrients, not my "maturity".

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is the country running in the first place?

Is it not in severe debts while hardly anything is there to show for it?

Fuuktard, at 22bn per year for lets say 4 to 6 years, what does that give you?

DO THE MATHS, CRETIN!

Secondly, you are telling us the national budget is a reflection of the earnings of the country?

Fuuktard, you did not hear that money was not being remitted to the federal account?

And that is just the money that the criminals are admitting and recording that the country has earned. Not the ones they choose not to record.

Product of a failed education system.

So what makes it difficult for a fuuktard like you to believe someone can steal $6bn during Reetardeen's regime of Corruption is not Stealing and Goat must to eat yam?

As I was saying:

Today in the Punch

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/fg-to-probe-n4trn-contractual-debts-under-jonathan/



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eleojo23:
Na wa oh! This APC people never get tired of calling GEJ.
They keep saying, Jonathan did this and that, PDP stole this and that as if they are any better.
PDP is not the only party that has been ruling all the states since 1999, so I guess the states that have been ruled by other parties (APC and Co) have witness significant progress over the years, right?
We all know the answer to that.

This attitude of pot calling kettle black is pure hypocrisy.
Oshiomole forgets that when you point one finger at someone else, the remaining four are pointing back to you.

How much money has he (Oshiomole) stolen?
We are not going to hear about that since he has appointed himself EFCC spokesman.

These are the kinds of moronic fuuktards we see crawl out when some people are trying to save Nigeria.

And I can bet this fuuktard cannot afford up to 3 square meals a day o.

But he would be the first to defend the crooks destroying his life and who others are trying to stop.

Moronic fuuktard!

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is the country running in the first place?

Is it not in severe debts while hardly anything is there to show for it?

Fuuktard, at 22bn per year for lets say 4 to 6 years, what does that give you?

DO THE MATHS, CRETIN!

Secondly, you are telling us the national budget is a reflection of the earnings of the country?

Fuuktard, you did not hear that money was not being remitted to the federal account?

And that is just the money that the criminals are admitting and recording that the country has earned. Not the ones they choose not to record.

Product of a failed education system.

So what makes it difficult for a fuuktard like you to believe someone can steal $6bn during Reetardeen's regime of Corruption is not Stealing and Goat must to eat yam?

As I was saying:

Today in the Punch
http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-i-wont-make-persons-who-lack-integrity-ministers/

"On corruption, Buhari regretted that crude oil theft that characterised past governments was still thriving under his government.

The President, who was inaugurated on May 29, said the nation’s crude was still being lifted illegally by government officials up until July 10.

He said the situation, which he described as a monumental fraud, was beyond comprehension.

He expressed the confidence that some developed countries would assist Nigeria to identify and repatriate looted funds.

This, he said, would however not be achieved without meeting some conditions.

He said, “The multiparty democracy system for developing countries has its advantages and relative disadvantages in the sense that for us to get the help of the developed countries, we have to get our facts: documents, complete and reliable investigation, take them to court and get these people prosecuted.

“Meanwhile, the theft continues. Up to the 10th of this month, our crude is still being illegally lifted by people who are in government.

“We are trying to get these documents; we are getting cooperation from the international community. We are going very soon to make sure that those who perpetrated this crime against Nigeria will be faced with facts and be taken to our courts.

“We have got the cooperation of some of the countries that are the destinations of our crude and we are discussing with them. We have to maintain high confidentiality so that we don’t risk some of the people in Nigeria that are helping us to trace the destinations of this stolen crude and then the accounts where the proceeds are being paid instead of the Federal Government account.

“I don’t think the NNPC knows how many accounts are there in which payments are made on Nigerian crude. The monumental fraud has been going on for a number of years; a lot of Nigerians cannot comprehend it.”

Buhari admitted that the task of getting looted funds repatriated had not been an easy one.

While saying his government was working hard to meet the demands of the foreign countries, the President promised that he would be updating Nigerians of developments as far as the repatriation process was concerned.

He said, “The countries are willing but I also said it has to comply with their own system; we have to get the documents, especially the shipping documents, how they load here in our terminals and the destinations.

“Some of them even change the crude or the destinations on the high sea and then change the account, instead of the Federal Government account, they pay into individual accounts."

“This problem is not only in the North-East, we have a problem in the Gulf of Guinea between Senegal and Angola and the incredible theft of the Nigerian crude in an average of more than 250,000 barrels per day, which is being illegally loaded from our terminals by unpatriotic Nigerians that only consider their own selfish interests to get money."




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Osode:
There goes another one...
"cretinous fuucktard" one of their favourite catch phrases...
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What on earth remotely connects what anonimi made as a simple and clear pustulation with the insulent babble that came out of this one other APC online Comics here...
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PS... Young nigerians think..think.
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Why would the US allow one of the women that was once alluded to by OBJ as one of the defacto presidents in the so corrupt regime of GEJ ..Arunma Oteh of SEC (remember these same apc peeps fougth her bitterly in the House of Reps over tumped up corruption charges involving gold wristwatches)
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...to BECOME NOT ONLY THE VICE PRESIDENT of a world bank in which the US has MAJORITY SHARES but also its TREASURER ??

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Think, young nigerians ...think
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YOU GUYS WONT DIE IF U THINK A LITTLE !!!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So, cretin, you are telling us you used your brain to think when you wrote this reetarded retort?

Fuuktard, show us where OBJ referred to her as President of Corruption.

And then explain how this has relevance to the corruption of Deizani, cretin!

It is "Passionate"?

Not "Hot" kiss?

Wetin happen?

NL's Kiss Thermometer did not work today?

The kiss was not "Stunning"?

989900:
Thank God you got it covered; I was just going to reply the half-smart simpleton with wrong choice of words.

When I call them product of a failed education system, they would think it is an insult.

The foooool would turn around and say he has a BSc and MSc and JPSc plus KNpd but they have no ability to reason through things in anyway.

Our education system keep on churning out fuuktards that have no ability to think through issues except they are spoon fed but yet they are quick to comment like if they know it all.

They talk before they think.

Graduate!

chuna1985:
Ur are a chronic Reetard.

It takes a very sick fool to believe that in a nation that budgets 22 billion dollars per year, 1 minister stole 6 billion dollars. We still have president, governors...36 of dem, 109 senators, 350 house of rep members, over 35 ministers and etc....

Ask urself, if one minister stole 6 billion dollars...that translates to 1.4 trillion naira, how much did d other politicians steal
How possible do u fink it is to still run the country

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is the country running in the first place?

Is it not in severe debts while hardly anything is there to show for it?

Fuuktard, at 22bn per year for lets say 4 to 6 years, what does that give you?

DO THE MATHS, CRETIN!

Secondly, you are telling us the national budget is a reflection of the earnings of the country?

Fuuktard, you did not hear that money was not being remitted to the federal account?

And that is just the money that the criminals are admitting and recording that the country has earned. Not the ones they choose not to record.

Product of a failed education system.

So what makes it difficult for a fuuktard like you to believe someone can steal $6bn during Reetardeen's regime of Corruption is not Stealing and Goat must to eat yam?

$300,000.

Stella Oduah bought a BMW which only had bullet-proof facilities for $800,000 and the Cretin of Otuoke defended her and said "Corruption is not Stealing".

chuna1985:
Oshiomh ole has gone mad oooooo.

1 minister stole 6 billion dollars and the whole nation budgets 22 billion dollars.

Stupidity @ it's very peak.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

What did you find hard to believe there?

anonimi:
Why not wait till she is charged to court and convicted before getting all excited
The phrase- innocent until PROVEN guilty- does not apply in your corner of the world ni?

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Some of you cretins think you are genuises when you vomit platitudes.

Cretin, because she has not been proven guilty in a court of law does not mean I cannot know she is guilty.

Innocent until proven guilty is just a moral process in judicial systems.

Also, fuuktard, because people are not found guilty or convicted in court does not mean they are innocent.

Never in your life bring such moronic platitudes your God's way again. You hear?

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Lets vote for the Cretin of Otuoke!