₦airaland Forum

Harmonyemerald: Dude, get your facts right. No two people are the same. Anyways what do you know? You are barely 25. So young and so ignorant if not you will know that if all girls are the same cheap slut as you think then we won't be on this thread discussing because clearly the lady in question is an exception. By the way, I donot get why the guy is been made fun of, whether you spent a year on the road or a second or you robbed a bank just to see a lady, you shouldn't expect her to put out. Seriously guys need to re-define and find their respect for the women-folk else our generation will be headed for the worst.

The respect is always there to be earned by any woman who desires. You don't get it on a platter of gold.

gurnam: Yeah ...she got blown off.....the way your mother's colleague selling bannna opposite the plaza..Onyeka was blown to smithereens....your mum is next.

This is so disappointing. I wish you never wrote this. You and iiichidodo have lost it completely.

iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] ***chai,e pain am wella**Your mother and family will get blown to mangled bits just like that yeriba biiitch whose bokoharam death almost killed you with grieve..What's her name again?! Oh yes, Lydia Komolafe Oludolapo..Cry me a river Dirty conehead pig...[/color]

What happened to your humanity? How did you get here? This is so sad.

berem: Just heard it on TVC news....

Congrats to Anambra State.

TVC is very good at the kind of news you and other apc rats always want to hear. Meanwhile, I hope you recovering from the EKITI landslide defeat. Osun promises to be even more devastating. Just prepare yourself. There will be Nairaland hack to help you avoid post election threads here.

Lynxxx got my vote. That chap almost dresses like me.

Anybody wey sabi woman go gree say,

1, Kogi
2, Gombe
3, Lagos


























































































...end of discussion. Thread closed.

Most people who convert from Christianity are those who never really practiced it. If she had cared to practiced Christianity beyond the mere answering "I am Christian", she wouldn't have had the misfortune of making this grave mistake. However, she could still use her good office of Islam to plead with her brothers to please #BringBackOurGirls.

My female friend is of the opinion that being broke is also cheating.

Fashola is averrated. Akpabio is arguably the best performing governor in Nigeria.

How come I never heard of him before now? Oh, I almost forgot that I don't reside in the gossip side of the internet.

Our kids' waning interest in science and mathematics is what should worry us.I can't fit shout.

mz mariah: I so love that hymn

Glad to know you love it too. I can't get enough of it.

adaobi123: Survive ? Were people dying ? Lol Well I'm here so obviously I survived

You should be thankful you survived. So many e-lives, followers, followings, topics, posts and likes estimated at $300 million were lost.

Guide me o thou great redeemer.

It is hard to do this when you have a national assembly whose members earns tens of millions for doing nothing.

adaobi123: His wife is cute. Beautiful family.

Wow! Adaobi, Good to see the your account survived the crash/hack. Back to topic. Yeah, a beautiful family indeed.

Harbosede02: Op,u are daft#no offence,u knw y i said so?cos of d way u tink,wtf!!how dare u generalise!itz nt all naija babes dat ask their guy 4 tinz,every1 has a different way of thinking some gurls tink wen they are dating a guy d guy sud spend all he has on them,while some tink d orda way round!carry out ur research very well next tym b4 u cum hr and start spitting awt trash!
#compliments

You sound so pained. Did the poster hit the nail on the head?

Dr2great: She wanted a male child.,anyway, congrat. Another totö don enter market for the boys to fuçk

We are talking about a day year old here. What happened to your humanity? God bless the parent and child.

Know that something serious is wrong with me the very moment I begin to keep such records. And please don't hesitate to help me when such chronic idleness befalls me.

symbian123: Your moniker speaks volumes... You be real sennin... Keep it up... Happy new year bro.

You do well, my bro. May God bless and protect you this year and beyond.

I am an unrepentant self-lover. I find it rather very difficult, if not impossible, to be interested in any girl that is not interested in me.

lynpetra: .You can't even take quick joke.

Oh, I see. I get too serious unconsciously. I wish you a happy and a prosperous new year.

lynpetra: Don't fool yourself Baba!I no go marry u!

Read my comment again and tell me which of my two sentences got you into this level of rage.

lynpetra: If I get belle,I born am life.My mates don get like 5 already .Nonsense!

You are in your early forties I guess. You will find a good husband this year.

Dyt: Zip up even for married ppl?
Na wa o
Well bn on withdrawal method for yrs, works like magic for me
And condoms too

Chai, you just told the whole world that you have been doing this thing for years. Omo, see experience.

Abstinence works 100% for most girls. Give it a try today.

@OP, have you been to a beach or public swimming pool before? Meanwhile, what's your take on this old movie, "original sin"?

Newkidoo: 1.$lapping someone.(so sweet)
2. driving drunk(kids don't try this)
3. spending fake money and not getting caught..(if u try this and they catch u, don't come and quote me oo or I gun u down)
4. Dancing skelewu ameachi way (this will make u feel like u in paradise)
last but not d least..























Getting revenge on d B*tch that cheated on u..(the smart ones know what I mean)...

Even 2pac said, "revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pu-$-sy". I also think that pu-$-sy is way ahead of revenge.

Oya back to the topic.
1, Food
2, Meditation
3, Professinal accomplishment
4, Being a successful family man and bread winner
5, Dying in your very old age and having peace with God.

Ennyhollar: There is noting bad on it, but wat is there is that u should not let her now ur really age, So she can give more respect to ur siblings.

You mean he should lie about his age to the woman he want to get married to? Where has your brain gone to? At what point would he then disclose his age to his wife? Don't forget that he would want to celebrate his birthday with family members who knows his real age.

Interesting.

Hmm.

Okay.