₦airaland Forum

Interesting.

Interesting

What about "soldier boy"? My GFriend love to call me that.

You have killed 3 of his kids. Now you want to kill him. Are you a serial killer?

xynerise: Arsenal will locate their position after this match

And they have.

Garri the 1st: Why didn't GEJ and his wife wear the same kind of cloth??

Is that also in the 1999 constitution as amended? Has liar Mohammed called a press conference to discuss this breach?

Are the real black girls going extinct? It is high time we come to the aid of these endangered species. Say no to inter/multi racial breeding.

cooljude: seriously. Most Nigerians really don't care about wild life conservation. Do you know what it means to have such wonderful exotic creature. Many a times we see opportunities to succeed and we destroy as a result of ignorance. Do you know how many people would have loved to see this creature if it were to be caught alive and preserved. Seriously, i know that most people here on nairaland would go contrary to my thinking and that is why we have few people controls the wealth of everybody because they don't think the way the majority reason. I am not a lover of snakes but i believe this snake would have served our ecology better when alive than dead and to correct some sterotype there snakes do everything possible to aviod humans and i hope nobody bought that snake because it would spell doom for the remaining population.

What exactly have those citizens done to warrant this long unsolicited sermon from you. That folks have the beast for meat is what is paining you or what?

ado ok: i wish this is your last xmas as nigerian president.get it right we are hungry and tired, coupled with insecurity

Even Christmas couldn't cure your sadism. I pity you.

berem: I was expecting to see a protruding crotch but I was disappointed. Facially ok but he needs 4 more packs to make it six.

What do you need a protruding crotch for?

A good reply from the POTFRN^TM(Pofren). God bless Nigeria.

Lagos state Gov. Should emulate his kano state counterpart. I see way too many pregnant teens in the Lagos ghettos.

rattlesnake: she used to acting thats why we married an idiot thinking it was all an act

Come down to my level please. I no sabi English reach wetin you type there.

The answer is 3100

My explanation:
Take 1000 results in -1000 since we were not asked to take 1000 from 1000.

kennypoka2: APC make dis man ur presidential candidate for 2015.. dis is d kind of leaders we need not some weakling DAT can't even get one tin rite in his administration. I swear I c dis country changing, make amaechi d presidential candidate for 2015 den follow it with Fashola In d next one.. I bliv d change is coming either by force or by wat amaechi just said.. ma country will surely change..

Why not Buhari, Ribadu, or El-rufai? Must it always be the south?

This Ameachi knows fully well that a country so divided along religious, ethnic and regional front-lines can never carry out a successful revolution. Once the revolution starts, some people will highjack it and use it to settle scores which will ultimately lead the the breakup of the union. I have a strong feeling that Ameachi in engaging in subterfuge.

Girls are doing it everyday.

Nikapetrelli: Too bad,u denied him n later accepted.No give gal belle if u neva get guts to own up.Cute son

It is called speculative denial. Just in case.

Where is Dangote? Didn't he attend this one?

lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.

Who am I to disagree with a girl on how to woo girls? You have heard it from the horse's mouth.

Olajumokeibk: Myster Sage, I quote U. Men like my man are damn 1 out of 10 and it takes a good, humble and submissive woman to keep one.

Ok, let's assume the population of men in Nigeria is 70 million. 1 out of 10 is 7 million in this case. My dear, you can see that your man is not even a rare breed. We have 7 million of them out there. Enough to service the marriage industry. Therefore, you have nothing special in your hands.

Olajumokeibk: The 'every three days call-card' to hear his voice evry passing moment..
Kisses evry hangouts..
How he feeds me with pop-corn and coca cola when we go to the cinema to see movies..
The cuddling wich makes me feel like a baby..
The Ecouragement during my study 'fighting' ..
And above all; The humors!
And one more thing; I will miss the fear of loosing him, dat fear ehn ? Lol He just a SOUL-MATE. . . .will hold him tight, make I no tink am abeg

If men are this caring and cherished by women, then why the usual fuss from 99.1% of Naija gurls?

ogugua88: His voice. His personality. He's so unique. I love the way he encourages me and pushes me to succeed. He makes all my hard work and stress worth it. His jokes too. They're numerous.

Abeg, make I no tink am.

Na so una go dey talk. That boy doesn't come across as someone with those qualities.

Smartie gurl: Mummy let me buy something at the junction. **usually always ultra** pray ma bro doesn't see this..lolzz, cuz his a NL.

Chei! And you would come back home with irrigated punny and all looking innocent. May your sins be forgiven sha.

Yes, he is even more relevant than ever.

khalidqudus: Do we need Jesus? What does it mean if I don't receive this Jesus.

Yes, we all need Jesus. Not receiving him means you don't get the benefits of receiving him - Salvation. I mean, what shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul.

khalidqudus: Who is Jesus?

It's easy. His is the way, the truth, and the light. He is the alpha and omega, The Lord and savior, the I am that I am. I could go on and on.

khalidqudus: What relevance is He to us today?

Yes, he is even more relevant than ever.

achimotan: just you man

Thanks. I really need help then.

See people for Nairaland. What if BH show up with their tools? The IG should send his boys to come and disperse this crowd abeg.

Is she actually sexy or it is just me?

Is Chinese learnable?

Nigerians are getting more hedonistic by each passing day. With our kids' waning interest in science and mathematics, is there any hope of the "next big thing" coming from our shores?

crackhaus:
Your ex had a thre.es.ome with you and your friend, then got married to him afterwards
Dude, you were royally fvcked up doqqy style...
Stop telling people about this please!

We can have a 3some with my girlfriend as long as you will end up marrying her. The ultimate loser here is the guy who married the lady. How does he even live with images of that 3some? Ever heard of the saying "I phucked your wife"? No real man want to even think of that.

Wow! just imagine the reason she gave for changing faith. She was a Christian because of her father and now she is a Muslim because of her mother. When will she be something because of herself? Well, it is your loss as you can see that Christians have not declared war on you.