₦airaland Forum

PaulOtl:
Lol..allow me intrude.
I'll share a personal experience from years ago.
So I was in a popular club in Beijing, on one of my weekend visits. I met these Khosa girls at the ViCS nightclub looking all gorgeous and stuff. I danced my way over to their side of the wide bar table, and started interacting with them.
Me: Hey...Hi, my name is XYZ.

The girls: Hiiiiii! (They were loud and buzzing, cuz the music was loud and they were in high spirits)
Me: umm... what's up, can I sit over here with you guys?

Girls : yes...yeah. where are you from ?
Me: I'm from South Africa (I instinctively knew they were African shawties, and definitely not Nigerians, so I had to lie quickly because Nigerians had a bad reputation back then when it came to dating foreigners)

Girls: Oh....your from SA?
We too , are from SA.

Me: are you Zulu (that's all I knew back then lol)
Girls: nah...we are Khosa girls. See our skin (she showed me her forearm stretched out )
Me: Oh... Khosa...nice.

Girls : so , say someth in Zulu language. Speak to us.
Me: umm..well, I wasn't brought up in South Africa. I spent....

Girls: it's a lieeee! You cannot be south African.

Me: I am..then, where do you think I'm from?
Girls: I think Nigeria or Ethiopia (since I was light skin to them)

Me: hahah, you caught me!
Okay, can I buy you both a drink.

Girls: yeah..sure.. but we've been drinking already, but yes, more drinks (they were bubbly girls )

Me: ok, if I buy more drinks, will one of you , or both of follow my cousin and I back to our hotel rooms when the club closes...that's should be around 5 am ?

Girls : yes. No problem.

Bro, that's how I went and bought two glasses of bloody-marys and some other tequila kind of drink that I can't recall properly. Then fruits and nuts (the way they serve them at clubs in china )
These girls drank them all and told me thanks. They said they will not be following me to any hotel room , and that they know how we Nigerian boys behave.
I was so heartbroken and I really was looking forward to banging one of them that Saturday morning. After spending my money and getting my hopes high. I still found a bird to take home that morning, though..a certain fat Chinese pharmacist. Wasn't what I wanted but had to make do with...

The verdict is that south African girls play hard to get initially, but from what I've seen and heard from other quaters is that they are equally liabilities. They love money and throw caution to the wind more than our Naija babes do. One I met was telling me how she'll give me sex on and on if I ever come to Gauteng in South Africa, seeing that I'm a Nigerian guy. She said I should just come with money and she'll take care of Al my other needs.
Where did I wanna get that money from back then to find such a trip just for frivolities? With a Nigerian guy's ex (dumped ) SA girlfriend.

They are liabilities and cheap too. That's why the HIV rate is on the high side. We have small fear over here in our own country.

Really?
What an experience

free2ryhme:
https://www.msn.com/en-xl/africa/kenya/lady-gives-up-billions-inheritance-to-marry-her-lover-after-father-insists-she-leaves-him/ar-AA1g9JaC?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=296e42d5e968484f8539def6783f9780&ei=10

Love Nwantiti

@Samantha124 can you sacrifice your inheritance to be with a Nigerian Man?

Another sad love story

Lifeinbits:
Life has been really hard for me and I have been hearing a lot of people saying that I can't relocate because of my age that it's too late for me .I am hating my girlfriend now so much because I felt that we should have gone together. I am ready to put the required documents
Please what are my chances to get a US Visa

If you have the opportunity to relocate to a good country like German,Canada,etc, go and don't look back.
If your girlfriend doesn't want to travel abroad with you then leave her and travel alone.
Let her enjoy the Tinubu's Agbado kingdom alone.

Kudos to the founder May God bless him

vanitybutiwanti:
The whole Trans Amadi area Elekahia/Rumumasi with it's new internal roads Some estates in NTA(those places just lack good internal roads) Phalga as a whole is beautiful Ada George Some discreet Estate in woji
What about Old GRA that looks like Europe.
That guy doesn't know PH at all

Yes ooo NAF Estate in Rumuomasi is serene Federal housing Estate in Woji enjoys over 20 hours electricity each day. You Are right

Spiff20:
There's beauty everywhere, even in Gombe, Warri, Abalikili, and Duste. If you choose to focus on dirt, that's what you'll get. At least you can't deny that GRA and Old GRA are beautiful and serene. So if you tried to cast your mind to the areas that have been posted and couldn't find any, it means you don't live in PH or you do, but you don't go out or can't recognize a place in pictures. In either case, you sure need some help with the way you think. In Nigeria, Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Kano, Calabar, Kaduna, Uyo, and Enugu are outstanding. Regardless of how skewed your mind is.

In addition to Old GRA and GRA axis is

Rivtaf Golf Estate
Amadi Garden Estate
cocaine Estate
Orazi
Rumuibekwe,etc.

Beautiful and serene places in Port Harcourt.

[quote author= post=125554927]How Much Please?[/quote]It's #3,000 but due to fuel price hike, they may charge you more than that.

Oovi5:
Man utd will win arsenal

Arsenal 3 man utd 1

Up Gunners

[quote author= post=125547689]Which Transportation Company Dey Go To Yenagoa Town In Bayelsa State, From PORT HARCOURT[/quote]Rivers Joy transport at waterlines/Olu obasanja way.
Or
stand in front of Uniport Gate(entrance to Delta campus), you will get a bus/car to yenagoa.

Arsenal will win Man United

Evestar200:
Netizens have started asking questions after a camera captured a female football player who looks like Brazilian legend Ronaldinho.


The 21-year-old player, named Michie Minnies, plays for South Africa Mamelodi Sundowns Female Club.

Minnies went viral on Thursday after Mamelodi Sundowns played their first game against Olympic De Moroni of Comoros in the CAF Women’s Champions League COSAFA regional qualifiers which is taking place in Durban, South Africa.

As soon as the photo went viral, some people suggested that Ronaldinho urgently needed to travel to South Africa to take his child due to the striking resemblance.

Minnies is putting on the number 14 Jersey for the one-time African Champions and has been involved in two games for the Brazilians against Olympic De Moroni of Comoros and Young Buffaloes of Eswatini.

https://afrinews247.com/photos-meet-south-african-player-michie-minnies-who-looks-like-brazils-ronaldinho/

Striking resemblance

tundetech5:
Manchester United striker Mason Greenwood has found a new home in Getafe but faces more problems with calls for the Madrid-based side to send him back.

Mason Greenwood’s hope of relaunching his career has faced another setback following calls for his new club to send him back.

Manchester United youngster Mason Greenwood found a place to call home after a loan move to LALIGA side Getafe.

Greenwood joined the Spanish side on deadline day after United and Getafe confirmed the transfer on social media as reported by Pulse Sports.

Case against Greenwood
The forward was charged with attempted rape, assault, and controlling/coercive behaviour after clips and pictures were posted online by his girlfriend.

In February this year, however, the charges were dropped after the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) claimed they had a duty to stop the case following the withdrawal of key witnesses and new material that came to light.

Despite the CPS dropping the case, that was not the end of the issue for the 21-year-old who remained suspended at hos Premier League club.

The Reds opened an internal investigation on the case and released their findings six months later through a statement that they would be parting ways amicably with the forward.

Domestic abuse foundation messages Getafe
Greenwood was told by United to rebuild his career outside the club and after weeks of rumours, the youngster finally found a new home at Getafe.

The Madrid side and their fans celebrated the arrival of the talented forward but their dream of watching him play for their club has received a major setback following calls to send him back.

According to a report by Mirror, the Madrid-based domestic abuse foundation wants to see Greenwood sent back to Old Trafford.

“The club is setting a terrible example,” Ana Bella Estévez, of the Ana Bella Foundation, was quoted to have said.

“Getafe executives should never have hired Mason Greenwood and should immediately overturn their decision.”

“If you’re a public-facing organisation like Getafe there is no excuse to take a neutral stance on violence against women - you must take moral responsibility,” she added.

Source: Pulse Sports Nigeria


https://www.pulsesports.ng/football/story/mason-greenwood-spanish-foundation-orders-getafe-to-send-forward-back-to-man-united-2023090312115938176

Mason Greenwood will play for Getafe.
The Foundation should let Greenwood breathe biko.

marvelck:
Wearing of butt pads by ladies

Biko, what is the reason behind the wearing of butt pads (fake nyansh), by a lot of ladies these days...

I once noticed a lady was wearing butt pad. Cos the size of her yansh keep increasing and deflating every day like a motor tyre. To the extent, I became confused

Why go through such stress just to entice men. Are they low on confidence, or just doing it for fashion or to entice lustful men.. Cos I don't understand.

Yansh or no yansh, the beauty of a woman is not tied to her backside. Don't let any man mislead you to hell. Oyibo women no too get yansh, but men dey chase them upandan, for movies

Biko, let's stop being fake. Let any man that wants you, like you just the way you are. Don't deceive any man with artificial looks, yansh or status, only to end up being disgraced later.

Be proud of yourself.

In Wike's voice "fake things, all fake".

oshozondii:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKj__4hTJdA?si=53P298P_OEgvJg68


https://saharareporters.com/2023/09/03/exclusive-sacked-nddc-board-chairperson-lauretta-onochie-becomes-stranded-homeless-after

Mynd44
Nlfpmod

A sad tale

Emma09:
Pastor Righteousness will not comment on this one. If na disaster that happens now, he go dey threaten us for here. lolzzzzz

@Righteousness2 come and answer

Wodu89:
God blessed the church not an individual and if such is the case, should the sheep not partake of the corporate blessings ? Even in corporate entities, dividends are distributed vertically and horizontally. The board of directors do not end up becoming the beneficiary of corporate profits alone, No. The organization becomes more established as it benefits. Then, share holders benefits as well


When you belong to any church that emphasizes receiving and not giving back and is fast to say IT IS WELL WHEN YOU'RE IN A VERY BAD SITUATION over queries like what could be your needs, know that you're in an unhealthy church.


The kingdom of God is not dependent on any single individual. God will raise alternatives.an must be subject to God and submissive to The Holy spirit, not the other way around !

True talk

Racoon:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panam_Percy_Paul

Biography Of Panam Percy Paul -Gospel Artist


https://believersportal.com/biography-panam-percy-paul-gospel-artist/ nlfpmod

my favorite Panam Percy song is "master of the universe, conquerer and king
master of the universe, Emperor always
You are the head over principalities...."

Nostalgia

Emmexguy123:
River State is lucky in terms of governors.
From Odili, Amaechi to Woke all of them worked so much to make PH beautiful.

Wike concentrated on flyover Amaechi and Odili built enough roads. So for him to make a difference, he chose to build flyovers.more.

True8-)

bdon12:
City where d poor n rich cannot breadth fresh air

The black soot atmospheric hazard have been curtailed via the clampdown on bunkery activities.
PH is cool now8-)

IbeOkehie:
Port Harcourt should be a beautiful city, but it's not. In fact it's UGLY, infested with crime, generally unlivable. The condition of that city is a disgrace given the potential. Isn't this the city where black soot suffuses the air to the extent people can't wear white clothes anymore?

Rubbish city!

Good Luck to PH.

bdon12:
City where d poor n rich cannot breadth fresh air

The black soot atmospheric hazard have been curtailed via the clampdown on bunkery activities.
PH is cool now8-)

Reflect7:
Beauty without noise. Welcome to Port Harcourt.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0Q1cdSL6J4Q/maxresdefault.jpg

https://iafulcrum.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Port-Harcourt-City.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0DW12IWUAA9hPp.jpg

I rep Port Harcourt , the garden city.

Samantha124:
I knew this other guy back in varsity, he was a womanizer and cheating on his girlfriend who was based in a different province... He was dating this other girl that I knew very well and they were close, but he'd always go around touching other ladies inappropriately.

When his real girlfriend from another province found out that he was cheating, she didn't confront him or said anything, she instead decided to get someone on the side like her boyfriend did.

But upon the guy finding out that his girlfriend was having an affair, he didn't take it lightly... When he confronted her, she told him everything about how she knew all the while that he was seeing someone else behind her back.

The guy decided to end his life by jumping from a four story building, but fortunately, he survived and spent about a year in the hospital... The only unfortunate thing about the whole thing is that he was never the same again... His head was disfigured, he developed a severe epilepsy and would constantly have seizures, and he became mentally ill.

His mother was in denial of his new condition and she still decided to sent him back to school after he got discharged from the hospital... The guy would just roam around the campus and not attend any lectures because he was no longer mentally okay... The university officials called his mother several times to come and fetch him, but she kept insisting that her son was just fine... One time he had a seizure and fell down the stairs, injuring himself.

I honestly didn't feel sorry for him because if his girlfriend was able to withstand his cheating ways, then I expected him to do the same thing... Now his mother started suffering because he decided to make a selfish decision.

I was told earlier this year that he passed away... I know that depression is real, but don't ever try to kill yourself because of a failed relationship that you also took part in destroying, because some of us we're going to laugh at you.

Another sad love story😢

Lewisjohnson:
OPM Scholarship, yesterday 1st September 2023. Another batch of 53 students left Nigeria under OPM overseas university scholarship in ESM university, Benin Republic.

Many of the students have stay at home for more 8 to 10 years after finishing there secondary school, but there parents don't have money to send them to university.

Remember Apostle Chibuzor OPM has more than 650 students in ESM university alone.
And for the first time in the history of any university in Africa, Apostle Chibuzor established a restaurant inside a university campus.

ONLY GOD CAN DO THIS.

Fully funded through tithes and offerings in OPM Church.

https://www.facebook.com/100064755816840/posts/690350603133461/?app=fbl

Blessings on the Apostle

tundetech5:
As Dani Alves awaits his fate in a sexual assault case, the Brazilian footballer who is currently in jail reportedly sent a romantic message to his estranged wife who weeks ago, declared her intentions to divorce the former Barcelona defender.

Dani Alves remains in prison and is currently awaiting trial over allegations that he raped a 23-year-old woman at the Sutton nightclub in Barcelona in late December 2022.

The Brazilian footballer has been in temporary detention since January 20.

Alves has also seen his appeals for his release on bail denied by the Barcelona court after giving a statement before the judge, who understood that there was a risk of flight and ordered his internment.

However, since Alves’ arrest his marriage with Joana Sanz has continued to make the headlines as the 29-year-old Tenerife model had publicly denied and also admitted her intention to divorce the former Barcelona, PSG, and Juventus defender.

Dani Alves reportedly pens love note to estranged wife Joana Sanz amid plans to divorce him

During Dani Alves’ first days, he had the unconditional support of Joana Sanz, but as weeks turned to months, the model was seemingly distancing herself from the footballer until she publicly confirmed that she was going to divorce the Brazilian.

Despite initially denying the reports, Sanz later revealed through her social networks that she had begun the process to divorce her imprisoned husband, although, Alves was reportedly refusing to sign the papers.

However Dani Alves has returned to write a love letter for Joana and this was shared on her Instagram profile along with a few words from popular Carribean singer Rauw Alejandro, specifically the song that the Puerto Rican recently dedicated to Spanish popstar Rosalía after their breakup.

Though Joana Sanz did not reveals that the letter was from Alves, but there have already been comparisons in Brazil between the latest letter and the letter that the player wrote last March and with the text that Joana shared to announce their separation and there is no doubt that it is written by the former player of Seville and Barcelona, among others.

As translated by AS Tikitakas, the letter reads:

"I learned in all this madness that two is better than one... When one falls the other lifts him, when he is cold the other warms him. That's us.

"Thank you for your endurance, thank you for your resilience, thank you for not giving up on me. I always said that you were what I always dreamed of, but now I say that you are more than I could dream of," the text continues.

"I know you don't like solitude and I know how hard it is for you all that, but everything will pass and we will become stronger together. It's amazing that I still have when I go to see you, it's amazing that I feel so much love for you after so long... But even more incredible is knowing that you are there to reciprocate all that. Whatever, wherever, whatever, but always with you. I love you forever," concludes Dani Alves' letter.

Source: Pulse Sports Nigeria


https://www.pulsesports.ng/sports-gist/story/dani-alves-joana-sanz-letter-from-prison-2023090208254138259

Please forgive Dani Alves
This will pass soon

Riyad Mahrez leaving Manchester city of England to play in Saudi Arabia shocked me.
Money is a factor in the game.

Nice value system

Micheal35:
Weight loss is not easy, and one woman who is coming out now to share her journey through it is Nigerian comedian, Real Warri Pikin.
In a new Youtube video, Real Warri Pikin opens up about how her battle with weight loss landed her in several hospitals. Here's what Real Warri Pikin had to say.

Speaking about how her weight loss battles landed her in hospitals, Real Warri Pikin said:




https://voicesuit.com/how-weight-loss-battle-landed-me-in-hospital-real-warri-pikin/

It ain't easy, Real warri pikin
Get well soon

Wodu89:
Agbor makes sense. Agbahro isn't bad

Agbarho is a 15 minutes vehicle driving distance from Warri. The Op needs a place that's far away from Warri

NairalandSARS:
Hi all.

Please I am looking for a good town to rent in Delta state. By "good", I mean with basic amenities like potable water, okay electricity, and good toilets.

I also need the town to be far away from WARRI area as possible. Like 3hr+ drive from warri. Looking at the google map of Delta state, the places I know such as ughelli, uvwie, and even sapele are close to that area. The other areas that are 150km+ away from warri are unfamiliar to me.

Please I will gladly appreciate your responses.

PS: Asaba is too expensive, so not an option for me.

since you want a place far away from warri for reasons best known to you, you can try
Agbor
Oghara
kwale

Congratulations to you

no more Buhari cum Agbado problem for you