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Family › Re: Woman Accuses Maid Of Stealing Her Husband With Charms by SageMK: 7:06pm On Jun 27, 2019

AwkaetitiBabe:
Best not to keep yam peel before a goat hoping it won't eat it. I saw men comments on that teacher/15yrs old thread.

No offense intended but It's like you've made up your mind to settle for “goat” when there are obviously men out there... Anyway, it's your choice to make.

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Family › Re: Woman Accuses Maid Of Stealing Her Husband With Charms by SageMK: 5:17pm On Jun 27, 2019

AwkaetitiBabe:
Why employ such matured maid?

Even if I wanna employ a maid, definitely not a live in maid.

Your comment reeks of distrust. I find it funny really.

I don't know why you believe the maid is the problem and not having a “matured” one or one that dwells at home will tackle the issue. Nope. A man that'll cheat will cheat.

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Family › Re: Woman Accuses Maid Of Stealing Her Husband With Charms by SageMK: 12:19pm On Jun 27, 2019

What nonsense juju? I laugh in Swahili.

Shìt only works on loose men with community preeq.

Soon when her husband evicts her, she'll wake up from that state of denial and acknowledge its not the maid's fault. Her husband made a conscious choice to cheat.

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Celebrities › Re: Comedian I Go Dye Shares Photo Cooking With Fire Wood by SageMK: 8:22am On Jun 27, 2019*

9ja celebrities and “grass to grace” throwback pictures!

Romance › Re: Top 10 Signs A Nigerian Man Wants To Marry You by SageMK: 5:07pm On Jun 26, 2019

AntiBrutus:
Chai...

Lol. Just joking.
But you guys are masters at this game anyway.

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Romance › Re: Top 10 Signs A Nigerian Man Wants To Marry You by SageMK: 4:50pm On Jun 26, 2019*

I still and I've always respected all my exes.

My concern for their growth & development drove me to introduce them to my family. At some point, I planned my life with some, and when ever I misses them or got a little concerned about their well being, I do visit them. In short, I am always there for them.

We do talk about marriage related issues and I've never had a problem visting their family. Whenever there's a misunderstanding, I always reassured them of my love, apologize and we settle our differences... yet I never planned to marry any of those bìtches.

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Crime › Re: Big Lady And Young Girl Fight, Exposing Their Panties (Photos) by SageMK: 1:58pm On Jun 26, 2019*

Jayslicky:
Vaseline crew member spotted.

Bro, such injustice should not go unpunished. grin

We know our rights. Our legal team are working on this.

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Crime › Re: Big Lady And Young Girl Fight, Exposing Their Panties (Photos) by SageMK: 1:51pm On Jun 26, 2019*

But why censor the pics?

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Eats Chicken As He Dances To Mayorkun "True" by SageMK: 1:49pm On Jun 26, 2019

FatherBona:
Boko haram just dey look you dey laugh
His days are numbered.......enjoy while it last

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Celebrities › Re: "If You Come To My Crib To Eat, You Must Wash Your Dishes" - Rukky Sanda by SageMK: 12:07pm On Jun 26, 2019*

As the host, if you decide to feed your guest, it's within your duty to also do the dishes. Finish what you started.

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Family › Re: My Wife's Ex Wants Her Back by SageMK: 9:02am On Jun 26, 2019*

I wonder why she is still entertaining his calls. sad

Let her blacklist his number.
And also quit picking calls from new numbers.
Refuse to acknowledge the elephant and he'll fade away.

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Fashion › Re: What Slay Mamas Pass Through To Get A Tongue Piercing by SageMK: 8:51am On Jun 26, 2019

I've to admit, I've a fetish for it though.

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Romance › Re: 18 Year Old Girl Died Two Weeks After Wedding. by SageMK: 2:33pm On Jun 25, 2019

Stop using her obituary to propagate nonsense.
She died after battling “brief illness” not marriage.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Planning To Commit Suicide Please Help Me "Screenshots" by SageMK: 2:25pm On Jun 25, 2019*

Lol. Shun her off totally.

What she can do to herself isn't within your control.
You can't cum and kill yourself to save someone's life.

Besides since she's a nymphomaniac...
The addiction to sex will neutralize her determination to commit suicide that's unless she falls into depression due to withdrawal... but I doubt if she'd ever go celibate.

By the way, don't try to work things out with Bukky MTN.

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Celebrities › Re: Man Accused Of Disrespecting Wole Soyinka Answers Trolls With Intelligent Reply by SageMK: 9:53am On Jun 25, 2019*

Crime › Re: See What Thunder Did To A Lady's Car In Abuja (Photos) by SageMK: 8:18pm On Jun 24, 2019*

Thunder struck a lady's car, today, in Abuja

Lightning struck...
It can't be thunder as it is the sound caused by lightning.

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Politics › Re: Anyone Who Hates Biafra Can't Make Heaven - IPOB Leader, Nnamdi Kanu by SageMK: 7:26pm On Jun 24, 2019*

Anybody that hates Biafra can never make heaven.
In heaven, the angels speak the Igbo language

This man should take up comedy. He's really good.

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Education › Re: Little Boy Kills Large Snake Singlehandedly by SageMK: 3:47pm On Jun 24, 2019*

A brave young boy faced that big python. shocked

I can't say the same for some of us adults.
This gif perfectly describes us when we see snakes.

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Romance › Re: My Sex Drive Is Not As Strong As Hers* by SageMK: 3:14pm On Jun 24, 2019

PLEASE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME OR HER?
Should I grant her permission?

Please do grant her permission.
It's better she cheats on you with consent & supervision.

Just make sure you actively engage yourself in choosing prospective candidates so as not to be on the receiving end of STD. Don't forget to also mentally evaluate them.

Including yourself.

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Romance › Re: Guy Refuses To Give His Roommate And Girlfriend Privacy (Photos) by SageMK: 2:10pm On Jun 24, 2019*

They say he’s curbing premarital sex...

Scam. The desire in his eyes gave him away.

Men are moved by what they see. He cannot withstand the torment. Either he leaves the room or join the party.

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Crime › Re: Man Brutalize His Brother In Delta State (Photos) by SageMK: 12:43pm On Jun 24, 2019

Only two things on this planet can turn brothers against eachother - women or monetary gain. It's primitive shít.

Even our ancestors went to war because of these two.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Beaten By Boyfriend For Breaking Up With Him After Sex (Pics) by SageMK: 11:36am On Jun 24, 2019*

Her write up only confirms she's deranged.

I question her sanity. grin

Celebrities › Re: Boy Reveals The Advice He Got From His Dad After Sending Him His #NYSC Pictures by SageMK: 10:23am On Jun 24, 2019

Buy nice pants.
A Gift from Allah...

Lmao. Slim guys and weapon of massive destrution.

Travel › Re: Young Man To Wole Soyinka: Leave My Seat - Tonye Cole, Mo Abudu, Kate Henshaw by SageMK: 9:59am On Jun 24, 2019*

Mr Cole said this is an indication that our value system has been eroded and youths no longer have repect for elders.

Abegi.

It's within the young man's right to demand for his seat.

Disrespect only comes into play based on the manner of his approach. Being old doesn't make an elder entitled to what rightfully belongs to someone. That's nonsense.

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Politics › Re: Buharist Blames Super Falcons Loss On 'biafran' Players, Twitter Users React by SageMK: 10:08pm On Jun 23, 2019

Nigeria lost to Germany.

Not Igbo, Yoruba, Fulani or Hausa.

I thought with sports, we could close that gap and come closer. But nah, some tribalistic mođafuckers can't rest.

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Romance › Re: Please Help! What Do I Do In This Situation? [update] by SageMK: 5:26pm On Jun 23, 2019

In summary, you have a community preeq.
And your relationship status is inconclusive.

Well, show some humility and regard to the two ladies you are not into. Tell them you don't deserve them at all.

Let them know you are a worthless cheat and if they are sensible ladies, they wouldn't fret over losing you at all.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Blames ‘deceitful Spirit’ For Prophecising Super Falcons Will Reach World by SageMK: 4:58pm On Jun 23, 2019

We should simply start arresting these fraudsters.

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Crime › Re: Lady Accuses Taxify Driver Of Assaulting Her, Police Reacts (Photos) by SageMK: 3:25pm On Jun 23, 2019*

I can confidently attribute the slut shamming to her nose ring. That was what gave the ídiot the audacity to abuse her as It doesn't give off a good frist impression. shocked

But now that his village people have picked up his call, I hope he gets to be severely punished and embarrassed.

When they are done with him...
He'll have the patience to treat women with respect.

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Romance › Re: sub by SageMK: 10:57pm On Jun 22, 2019

No one is in love with you. Stop deceiving yourself.

Guy, you are just a worthless tool in their eyes to take care of the cobwebs down there. It's time to get off your high horse golddigger. If you want your blessing to keep coming, make grandma happy & stay away from aunty.

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Romance › Re: She Never Wears Her Pants In My Place!!! by SageMK: 10:47pm On Jun 22, 2019*

I pity you Bro. Look at how she's tormenting you with sleepless nights. It's like your village people gave her a mission to drive you insane & so far she's succeeding.

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Crime › Re: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep In The Bush by SageMK: 9:05pm On Jun 22, 2019

Was the sex consensual — NO. sad

Thus title should be man was caught “raping” a sheep.

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