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Too many gullible people on Nairaland.

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Why are you being so clingy?
This girl denies being in a relationship with you.

She seems to be in your life because of the benefits that comes with it. She'll use & then dump you. Bro, wake up.

Why are you compel to hook her up with someone?
Bro, I think you should mind your business for good.

If you want to help her, tell her your marital status.
She should know you're unavailable to focus on others.

She hates men,
Doesn't rate them,
And can't trust them but she's out looking for one...

The bìtch is a fan. And there's no cure for that.

She looks trau-man-tized.

Cannibalism.

I have to say I've never experience this first hand.

Bro, search deep within you.
Maybe you are like a magnet to hungry women.

If you're after intellectual conversations, next time you want to pick up a woman, try visiting the state library.

She came to pick up my son.
She has not returned my son.
I've decided to leave our son with her.

Glad you realized that you only contributed sperm.

Anyway you suck at parenting.

Doesn't it bother you that he's all alone with your demon wife? — Check up on him. That's what a good dad does.

Dining with the devil. She got herself married to scam.

I wish him smooth transition from a yahoo boy to a submissive and obedient husband when she takes him back to her homeland. She paid his groom price afterall.

Foolish girl.

After exchanging few words, she's already celebrating.
Soon he'll drop her like hot potatoes for another woman.

Disgusting.

Last time I checked, Vaseline cost ₦250.
But the ìdiot lost his life savings over blowjób.


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BoboKush:
Can't be better said

Abi?
Which kind small boy go type this message?

It'll be a big mistake to ignore with so many pedophiles in disguise. At the moment, the identity of Miracle is top priority. Is a classmate, a teenage or a hairy old pervert?

Prominentp:
8 months now bro. It doesn't look like its going to end soon. She even offered me free sex. Like I can be laying her anything I want to. It's just weird. I'm finding it really scary now.

@ Bolded, not surprising at all.

That's all most of them have to offer especially if they are jobless. Avoid them next time. Anyway, women are very good at emotional torture. Don't let her manipulate you. Shun her off totally. Don't give her any attention.

So she cheated on you? Damn, you are right to be afraid.

Remedy for stubborn girls that don't understand the word it's over. What a peaceful way to initiate breakup.

8months and ongoing? — Damn.
She seems to have a lot of time on her hands.

Next time, don't date a jobless lady. Well since you have communicated that you want nothing romantically, she'll eventually tire out and stop. Just avoid contact with her.

Exactly. It's all about who's got your back.
If it's a competent personnel, you have no worries.

That's why Mo Salah and Mane can attack relentlessly. They've got Van Dijk. If it's Jones or Smalling behind.

Nice reply.

If she really rejected him because he's broke, well then she did him a huge favor & the guy should be grateful.

He should grab this second chance with both hands and be determined to succeed. Love alone is never enough.

Action get things done.
But religious people prefer to pray than to take action.

Is she a virgin? — If she's not don't settle down with her.

Seriously though, you didn't even admit you are in love with her which is very important. You want her because she is young and she seem to be doing okay financially.

Anyway, I'll never advice you to drop her and come back home to scavenge. Chances are what you'll meet here are lazy gold diggers that will crawl up into your pocket.

If she loves you, why not give it a try at dating first.
But don't rush into what people are running out of.

PS. We don't need to see her picture to advise you bro.

Good wife kill you there.

Damn. Stupid people are dangerous.
We should stop making them famous.

Like say the man go even get the liver to eat the food.

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Trivia things like domestic duty stand as the epitome of respect to the African man. Take that away and you hurt his ego. I thought worst case scenario was to stone her with slippers but this, not paying her school fees is new.

ashewoboy:
We are in a patriachial nation. You all should deal with it.

Even though I hate to admit it, you are right.

Nigeria is patriachial in nature.
Our country is a mirror image of our traditional society.

That's why his oga at the top relegated women (his wife) to the kitchen & oza room. The same reason is also why Nigerian men tag successful women — Ashawo .

Unless we do away with our traditional mentality like our VP, the women in our lives will continue to be treated as misfit and second class citizens. This calls for a change.

Marriage or baby mama?
Well, it depends on what you seek.

Do you want a family or do you want solitude?
Do you want a best friend for life or nothing at all?

Actually the concept of marriage is changing so I do not blame you for having a distorted view that one trade off “freedom” for loyalty and whatever by getting married.

To start with, the society acknowledges you more if you are married. There are certain privileges you can only get if you are married. You command respect because your status shows you are capable of commitment & loyalty.

Now on a personal level, marriage is a sort of insurance against old age & emergencies. For example, In certain situations where you can't make decisions for yourself, someone you trust (wife) assume that responsibility.

Also your children are way better off with both parents having equal influence over their lives. If you experience the joy of growing up with both parents as one, then why deprive your offspring of such?

Personally, I prefer marriage to baby mama nonsense.
If you get married to the right person, you've hit gold.

What did I just read?

Bro, you know what to do. Talk to your wife.

Let her know how uncomfortable and “disgusted” you are by her sister's provocative dressing. Your wife will handle her well. Just keep minding your business.

Don't give any hint whatsoever that you are unable to control yourself or you find her sister attractive at all. I am sure your wife trusts you both that's why she's not reacting. Or could this be a stúpid ploy against you?

Anyway if you can't, demand she kindly move out.

I am beginning to doubt the validity of your story self.

Goddammit! How can somebody eat in peace when he's under duress & you keep shining torchlight into his eyes.

This is a very myopic view and I disagree.
Loyalty and fedility goes way beyond seduction or sex.

What will stop a man from cheating is not the thought of his wife dressing halfnaked waiting for him but the bond shared between them. Instead of dressing provocatively, engage your husband in meaningful conversations.

Pick his brains and know what he's thinking.
Don't relegated yourself from a companion to a sex doll.

Have a deep connection and he'll never cheat.

You probably came in her and...
Your sperm entered me when I was scissoring her.

This is impossible. Not even by osmosis or diffusion.

And WTF?! The guy said he was on pills.

That's funny because the available contraceptive option for men is either vasectomy or condom. So what pills?

I question the sanity of whoever made up this chat.

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It's really amazing. Do we call this talent?

In my opinion, this doesn't pass off as talent at all.

What I see is a little improvisation from a woman who's suffering from gigantomastia & lack of social attention.

Eliminate her body-hugging dress and she's done.

flyingdutchman:
Your daughter will experience the same thing then! Amen

I am appalled people actually liked your comment.

I can't believe you are praying for an innocent lady to experience rape because her father was insensitive.