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Haute:
"Sweetheart, I love you"
"Honey, I've missed you so much"
"Promise you'll never leave us again"
"I promise..."
"I love you, sweetie"
"I love you more, my angel"
"No, I love you more"
"No, no, no, I love you more"
"I say I love you more!!!"
"Why are you raising your voice at me, I love you more jor!!!"
"You this stubborn woman!"
"You this obstinate waka-waka Israelite!"
*dirty slap*
*counter-attack*
*dirtier slap*
*wrestling match*
Two days later...Nairaland frontpage again.
Hehe...I wish them the very best in their marriage.

you are wicked

Haute:
"Sweetheart, I love you"
"Honey, I've missed you so much"
"Promise you'll never leave us again"
"I promise..."
"I love you, sweetie"
"I love you more, my angel"
"No, I love you more"
"No, no, no, I love you more"
"I say I love you more!!!"
"Why are you raising your voice at me, I love you more jor!!!"
"You this stubborn woman!"
"You this obstinate waka-waka Israelite!"
*dirty slap*
*counter-attack*
*dirtier slap*
*wrestling match*
Two days later...Nairaland frontpage again.
Hehe...I wish them the very best in their marriage.

you are wicked

he looks like Aboki for Christ

any Nigerian who is not an Arsenal fan is a sh*t

the husband. this is because every ugly incident that happens in a relationship should be treated immediately shouldn't wait till morning. he also permitted the man leave without interrogations what if the wife was under a spell or being raped under a gun point. he never wanted to know why his wife was crying etc. in fact the man own plenty

pinkiberry:
imo state university . you just can't beat these girls in runs stuffs. that's cos owerri is made up of mostly hotels. i Rep IMSU sha

talking from experience

Guilty or not guilty? Not guilty. Bro you are on the better lean

#smallerboobsaremoreenjoyable

The first to apologize is the strongest

Na Edo witches be that?

And they are there ruining our economy

NO NO NO who changed her brain

the thing don drink our crude oil finish and fuel come cost

that list can't be complete if my name is not there

#buynaijatogrownaira. #madeinnigeriawife

mallamseifaldin:
Aba want to take over everything...



I REGRETTED BUYING AN ABA SHOE LAST WEEK... I WORE THE SHOE TWICE, I HAD TO DUMP IT BECAUSE THE SURFACE WAS PEELING UP AND IT WAS TEARING....... IF YOU SEE THE WAY THE SHOE BEND GO ONE SIDE..........

I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND TO PATRONISE FOREIGN MADE SHOES BECAUSE IT IS MORE DURABLE AND CAN STAND THE TEST OF TIME.......

OKRIKA SHOE ROCKS.........


ABA BOYS ARE STILL FAR FROM MAKING GOOD SHOES.

ITI

thaaa wowo boy wey money don clean.
I know my own cleansing is on the way

thaaa wowo boy wey money don clean.
I know my own cleansing is on the way

I thank God with him and for him

next of kin on what? if bank account , two can withdraw joint account is best

why i no go love you when your papa na governor for story to change

BRO one of your legs is in the river checking the depth please don't take in the other one

Ok! na she be "baby your baka be like TOOLS "

untildotcom:
Can someone please help me inform her that I'll really like to eat her fried yam

She's beautiful...

Op look for this girl for me and win a prize!

The chick make brain walahi. Will like to taste her cookies too

ThePeacemaker:
The first dude looks like

AMBODE




I JUST WANNA MAKE COMMON JOKE

i see am

Sena ntorr! That's his own bill? sorry for some constituencies.

buy both iPhone and laptop for him. withhold the laptop, tell him to make such result more 3 terms and have it I bet you the boy will be fire
that's a potential 5. 0 CGPA scholar in uni

thagift:
I think say na only me see am, na how to kiss flavor she sabi

bad belle is allowed

Thank God its your own ranking