₦airaland Forum

NavierStokes:
Obama: He is doing a really good job
Trudeau: Yes indeed
Zombies (replying live from fuel queue): Even America knows that Buhari is doing excellently.

Voice of Reason Common Sense (the citizen): I have been on this queue since 5am. As number 76 and to buy the fuel at 200Naira a litre.

Oh dogged supporter "where is thy sense?"

Common sense!

You mean like this

[img]http://1.bp..com/-MOzVsiLbq6k/UHRyPPXabqI/AAAAAAAAAIg/im2aZwGkcZw/s1600/Roger-Moore.png[/img]

Let's ask Roger Moore, he does it a lot as 007 - James Bond.

I expected a gun made out of pork.
By the way, what stops a Muslim from using this gun.

God is the originator of ideas, no offence to atheists.

Ideas coming to life is like a spark. There needs to be proper excitation for an idea to be generated.

Back in the University, we had an assignment on deriving Townsend's second equation on breakdown of gaseous insulation. For two weeks we had no result. We came together as a class to solve it, yet for another 1 hour of joint session we could make any head way. On our way out of the classroom, I bought a bottle of coke to quench my thirst; before I could finish the coke, I had my eureka moment, and the rest was history.

Some friends attributed my solution to the quantum energies from the coke storming my brains with some alpha particles .... lol!

omenka:
Acts of individual jealousy and hate cannot be curbed by the State, it is personal. Trying to do so would be a total waste of time. If people decide on their own to love one another and promote their mutual interests, good for them; but the government can't force people to love themselves.

Apparently, government can influence the mutual existence of people; by ensuring equity and justice.

Educating people on the relevance of their neighbours in their society can go a long way in sowing seeds of mutual respect and co-existence amongst people. Alienating cultural practices that bring about negativity can make people be at peace.

shachris02:
People ask me why i do not support Biafra even though i'm a proud Nwa afo; A homogenous igbo society would be as boring asf. Why? Let's overlook the pretenses for a second, and all the false sense of brotherhood. The bitter truth is that we hate ourselves. A typical igboman is more accommodatiing to a stranger he's met just for a day than a brother he's known his entire life. We feel we are in competition against ourselves always. A typical visit to any igbo village would confirm this truth. Most of the youngmen are running far away from home because most people at home would do anything to make sure they do not succeed. An igboman would prefer to help a foreigner get a job in his office than his own kin.
The crab mentality is the bane of the typical igbo society.

You do not need to look far to see this. You remember the Nairaland Biafrans boycott? and how many of us swore to never ever visit this forum again? and how we went ahead to start our own 'igbo' forums.

Those seemingly igbo forums are a typical example of what Biafra would look like if it ever comes to pass.

I followed those forums. From Biafra Republic to Ala Biafra and then Biafra town. The first few weeks every member was high on Biafra. People were trooping in like crazy. One of the forums even had up to 2000 signups in a day. Even Nairaland would be jealous of that stats. Promises were made. Loud members were ranting on how they were going to build a forum that would beat Nairaland hands down. They promised huge sums.

Few weeks down the line, the forum is still active. some members joined, some couldn't bear it and bummed off. The forum remained active. More promises made and none kept.

2 months down the line, the forums have turned to graveyards. All the flare and plomp are gone. people start wondering what the hell they were doing here in the first place. all members flee and return back to the Nigerian forums they all love and leave the wonderful biafran forums to die a slow and painful death.

Biafra republic that used to have 3000 members online can't even boast of 3 users online. Biafratown is really pathetic but i must commend the admin. Dude posted 3000 topics all by himself . Ala biafra is dead and gone.

This is a true reflection of what biafra would look like. After the pomb and flare, the reality starts to bite and people go back to their vomits. But this time around, they might not be as lucky and the vomit might no longer be available to swallow back.

Biafra is boring and i want no part of it.

WRT bold sentence, I must say that, this is the reason why I don't want Biafra. Our people can be very wicked, cheats and selfish; however, if these acts can be curbed I will prefer Biafra to Nigeria.

bennyrazz:
There is another case of a woman that deceived my friend. The lady had done surgery to remove fibroid once before, I don't know the type of soup she cook for my friend o, they ended up marrying each other despite several warnings from my friends family. At the end of the day, after about 7months after marriage, she was always complaining of stomach ache, stomach ache, friend thought she was pregnant or she had ulcer or something Meanwhile all her lab test results before marriage were all forged. It was at the hospital they did scan, did all sort if thing and it was discovered that the second fibroid was growing in her womb. My friend spent huge amount of money to get her operated upon and rehabilitated. After a while, he filed for divorce. He relocated from his house straight up. Lady started begging us to settle the matter. We all said OK. That was how they divorced. Prelude to marriage, women may be deceptive, men may be deceptive. You have to pray hard, open your eyes, apply wisdom when looking for a spouse.

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I seriously don't understand the severity of this thingy fibroid

My sister told me of her problem with fibroid and she wanted to have children. She didn't operate on it; however, she now has a baby boy. (All glory to God)

merxi55:
you don't have to be harsh...am only describing myself...mean no pride and i wont beg any man. my friend usually tells me that it cos i haven't met the right one,meanwhile m not desperate! thanks

apologies....please don't fall for the wrong one.

u go soon beg for man, u no go see.

Pheals:

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Nice !!!! but !! Africa does not value creativity we have got more than this!!

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I'd like U to use your creativity in web design and codes.

Babysho:
I can't sleep... I need Mommy and Daddy to tell me bedtime stories...


By the way,...I've neva seen a Nigerian child being told a bedtime story before...is it a Taboo?

You must be an Indomie generation person.

At least, I did get some evening time stories.....lol

myfantasies:
U r very funny
Please don't let it be too full

Naa ... not Oliver de Coque style ... lol

myfantasies:
Where are all dese handsome guys hiding dat one can't seem to find dem

Will love to rub my cheek on those sexy bears

Recently, I kicked my teddy to the curbs started keeping full beards; do come and fulfil your desires .... lol

kodded:
wo lai inferiority complex dey wory this woman sha

This is not inferiority complex; it's yoruba culture and it's a mark of respect. If there is anything I love about yoruba, it is respect for their elders.

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Le Voyeurisme Champion!

lastpage:
See "Paid Sycophant" on the lose!
No be only "Surprise"....... Na "Flabbergasted"!
Ndi'ara...


Lastpage!

Well, I'm not; you must be one for you to think I am.
Onye Nzuzu!

HungerBAD:
Wike why?

With all the Billions of the State Money you deploy for Political Killings, you still cannot build a good drainage system in your State?what a shame of a State.

Amechi had this road for eight years but didn't work on its drainage.

Now that this problem has reoccured I am sure Wike will stop at nothing to ensure this does not repeat again.

Wike has surprised me in less than a year. Many unmotorable roads were worked on by his government and he plans dredging the waterside areas.

NB: I'm not from Rivers State.

welcome back Musiwa abi Muyiwa. Longtime since you hit us with you trolling threads.

koboko69:
[size=14pt]Nigerian govt borrowing billions to pay salaries – Okonjo-Iweala [/size](Premium Times)


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/182543-nigerian-govt-borrowing-billions-to-pay-salaries-okonjo-iweala.html


[size=14pt]Nigeria borrows to pay salaries with cash crunch worsening.[/size] (Vanguard)



Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/nigeria-borrows-to-pay-salaries-with-cash-crunch-worsening/


Dear Nairalanders,

This is the economic team that Jonathanians wish was still in power or want us to bring back to save Nigeria.

I pulled out this from 2 different sources as Nairaland political gladiators see Premium Times as APC sympathetic while Vanguard as PDP sympathetic. There shouldn't be any issue of biased reporting

Essense of this flash back;

There have been several attacks of the person of President Buhari and his Econmic team with Honourable Kemi Adeosun as the minister of finance and coordinating minster of the economy.

Oil price per barrel between Febuary and April 2015 hoovered between 54 to 57 dollars per barrel.

It is interesting to know that at this price, Jonathan and the mother of our economy were already borrowing to pay salaries and meet up obligations to contractors.

What would have been happening when oil went as low as 28 USD per barrel. Would Nigeria have been sold?

Naira was devalued to 197naira per dollar yet in didn't solve any problem as Nigeria still had to keep borrowing.
Will devaluing Niara solve anything now?

Fellow Nigerians,

Despite the lowest oil price rate of all times, President Buhari and Mrs Kemi Adeosun have never borrowed to pay salaries rather they have dished out bail out funds to states to pay salaries.

Despite the low oil prices, President Buhari was able defeat BokoHaram Technically. Please Note that alot of money is also being spent on this war, something the past government was struggling to achieve despite the huge resources allegedly spent on the war.

The present Economic situation have been expected even before this adminstration as evident in the several warnings issued by the past minister of Finance.
You can read her comments here even when oil was 74USD per barrel in case u missed the thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/2898459/what-okonjo-iweala-said-when-oil

In summary;

Buhari inherited a very big problem and have so far so good tried is best to navigate the ship Nigeria safefly.

I urge Jonathanians to take a chill pill, and give this adminstration some time as its first ever budget have just been passed.

God bless the Federal Repubic of Nigera

God bless Mr President

God bless the Honorable Minister of Finance

1 millions likes for President Buhari and Mrs Kemi Adeosun

Amechi was one of such political gladiators. He went borrowing without caution. I can remember vividly how Amechi campaigned against the finding of the ECA - Excess Crude Account.

I don't think we used bags in my secondary school (all boarders).
During University days, I did do the D style a lot.

McCarlito:
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He ran from cradle to adulthood and still running
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Forrest Gump!

domopps:
Sorry Op kindly catch me up with the gist...!



Cos can't decode anything here!





Cheeeeers

Indomie generation!

kettykin:
This was a research project I was working on when there was a Change of power I didn't have the time to complete the research before certain events started playing out

I'm disappointed by your article. A partly written book is a very bad stimulation for an interested mind. I expected derivatives and analysis of the potentials of Biafra; instead, you simply copied and pasted available literature on the tribes involved.

where we dey go?

It ain't gonna be easy!

Adasun:
ooo i c,so what do u say I hate u?u look like poo?or what? are those bad guy word u use?

Naaaaaa! I don't think I've ever done that mate.

halfricanadian:
den ur actions must b romantic cool nd nice ryt?
I kno actions is included too

Now, we are on the same perspective.

halfricanadian:
why ur type is either single or always changing relationships .

I have just browsed through some topics created by you; I will not go into any banter with you.


For the records, I'm in an amazing relationship with a lady that appreciates that words only do not make relationships grow.

Mushyhills:
You just nailed it... Talking from experience?
VERY TRUE...
I'm a victim of such poetry and they all dissed me like I'm nobody
Now? Bleep that shit... I barely tell a girl how beautiful she looks...

halfricanadian:
Slots players cheating females dont like nice guys

Speak from d perspective dat matters

Cheating females??

From experience, I know that most ladies detest nice guys. Too much nice words are a turn-off for most ladies.

However, once in a while you can appreciate your lady with beautiful words.

Adasun:
[b]i want to share this with u,when u chart like this with ur spouse or galfriend.


You: hey

she: hello

you: xup

she i'm fyn & u?

You: gud

she: k



there's another guy online going like this

guy: good morning beauty,how's ur pretty self doing 2day?

She: lols.do u'av to make me blush dis early morning?

Guy: you deserve that my bestie,u always look more beautiful whenever you blush

she: wow! Stop flattering me jhoor

guy: i'm not baby,it's just that i love u and ur happiness matters a lot to me

she: i'm in a relationship dear but the truth is that u've a way of making me happy whenever i chat with you

guy:you deserve 2 be happy,enjoy ur day my angel got to go now,chat later.

She: tnx sweerie,i'ii miss u,can't wait 2 av u u back online.



You may say she's too cheap to fall for mere words,but dat's how women were mearn't to be.they like soft words from their spouses
.Give it to her & watch her melt into your arms.The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man a chance to make his woman happy.some guys can't even remember when last dem tell their babe sey; babe u are beautiful.the highest na "babe when we go see na ?
Learn to make your partner happy and cared for before it gets too late.

Abi ladies i lie? [/b]

it will be nice to do all; however, ladies don't appreciate guys that are nice. fûçk this shît!