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daretodiffer:
If you want something succulent, juicy & enormous, check the one on your 12-year old sister/cousin/niece

Ode!

Thanks for calling me ode!

I'm not a pedophile, I don't look at 12-year old buttons.

Based on your passion on thread, I suspect that your breasts are a write-off too.

GogetterMD:
BH has pledged alliance to Daesh(IS), so it's more of a splinter terror cell of ISIS in west Africa. Now they want to form a coalition to cut ISIS down to size (much like the MNJTF), you are here claiming islamization of Nigeria. Like say more than half the population of Nigerians ain't Muslims before.
Now that help is minimal and we need as many hands as possible to put an end to this scourge once and forall, CAN is here spilling balderdash.

P.S. before you start shouting and screaming Arab nations, don't forget that Isreal is also an Arab nation

Israel is located in the middleeast doesn't make it an Arab nation. Other nations like Iran,Iraq, Lebanon don't consider themselves Arabs .

horexy:
Very true and it's so annoying
'Am' is an auxilliary verb...it can't start a sentence while 'I'm' is the shorter form for or an abbreviation of 'I am'.
I wonder why most pple throw the 'I' away.
For example: 'I am eating' shouldn't be 'am eating' cos it wouldn't make sense if u shorten 'she is eating' to 'is eating'

Contrary to to your interpretation, 'am' can start a sentence; an example is already in your post.
"Am is an auxiliary verb." .... There 'am' started a sentence; just some technicalities that exists.


For fun.

Massive cleavage! What's this? I'm annoyed at whomever dubiously moved this to FP. Those things are pointing south, I was expecting something succulent, juicy & enormous - U know the type that will a woman will give her man a dirty slap.

lalasticlala, if na you deceive me like this, I go ban you for 24hours.

fyneboi79:
There are actually ways you can make yourself very important at your place of work. Such that even when there is massive sack going on,you will be sure you won't be affected. And I am going to discuss a few which has worked for me over the years .

1. Always go the extra mile when given a task to perform. When I say,"go the extra mile",I mean do a job in a very efficient and swift manner with no room for delays.

2.Keep learning: Never stop making inquiries and doing research to gather more knowledge in ur field of endeavor.

3.Expand your topic of interest and read widely. You will realize with time that you seem to know something about everything and trust me employers are drawn to such personality traits.

4.Seek to educate others by letting them tap from your vast knowledge and believe me no employer wants to lose a worker with such ability to impart useful knowledge to its workforce.

5.Be punctual!! Always keep to time. Be the first to arrive for work and appointments. And the company will realize that you are reliable and will hold on to you.

6. Friendly disposition towards colleagues: Every one likes you and want to be around you because you are always willing to lend a helping hand. Some may think you are a work horse but in the long run when promotion and recommendations begin to shower on you,they will understand.
7. Good communication skills in writing and speaking will also earn you an automatic spot in an organizations work force since it helps in bringing business by fluently convincing clients to do business with your organization while caring for their needs.
You can add any that has also worked for you. Cheers.

Good right up for an employee working in a sane environment.


I wonder if this can keep your job in companies that employ people based on connections and ïkwökïrïkwö.

EasternLeopard:
Where is the CHANGE the most sophisticated slaves insulted the SS/SE for


We the people of SS and SE have being vindicated.

ourema:
Hypocrisy is when you remove something you never believed believed to have existed.

Hypocrisy is when you shouted! Crucify GEJ! When he removed fuel subsidy the but hail PMB
for the intention to remove it

Where is fashola and his Lagos subsidy protest gang? They better start the protest again.


GEJ & his team were right afterall!

why are most of these from China?

victorels:
What will be your response if you are the one.

Whatsapp or Blackberry?

Oil and Gas!

attention: lalasticlala and whomever moved this topic to the front page.



Anthony Joshua is not Nigerian-born, he was born at Watford in the UK to a Nigerian Mother and a British-Nigerian Father. He grew up in the UK.

The title should Anthony Joshua the British Heavyweight Boxing Champion of Nigerian descent(ancestry).

suspended sentence for 10years.
free the boy biko

99% of Muslims in Nigeria are Sunni.

GspotAngela:
Dude
This has got nothing to do with APC Vs PDP. Sheikh Ibrahim Zakzaky was incacerated by late General Sani Abacha. During the administration of Gej, last year, soldiers from the 176 forces Battalion, the Special Opertions elements of the Guard Brigades, killed three of Zakzaky's son

The truth of the matter is that the Nigerian establishment detest Shiites passionatley. The report of an attempted assasination on the COAS is an unsubstantiated allegation and a smoke screen for the NA to launch their age long planned crack down againt the Islamic Movement.

Hitherto, the major violent confrontation the Shi'a have had, was with the Izala Moslems in Nigeria few years ago, which was precipitated by the Shi'a practise of cursing Aisha(RA) and the companions of the Prophet(SWA), a practise that has even been condemend by the Supreme Leader of Islamic Republic of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Sayyid Khomeni, in one of his fatwas

Is Aisha a revered personality in Islam? Why does the Shia cause Aisha? Why does the Sunni detest the placing causes on Aisha?

mezzynetwork nice write up. Are you a Muslim or are an Islamic Religious Studies Scholar?

From the little I know the Shiites (Shia Ali - Party of Ali) in Islam are like the Protestants in Christianity. They constitute about 10% -15% of worldwide population of Muslims and they never supported Caliphs under state (Ottoman empire) control. Shiites are majority in Iraq, Iran & Syria. They do support freedom fighters(terrorists depending on whose side you belong) like Hezbolla in Lebanon. Iran was liberal in the past, women dressed without coverings until Ayatolla(a Shia) took over.
Having the Shiite group increasing in number in Nigeria is a big threat to the Saudi influence on Sunni Muslims - consider a situation where half the Muslims in Africa becomes Shia , that will increase the population of Shiites in the world to about 45% of the worldwide Muslim population.

madness!

QatarPlayboy:
Nah we re nt. am on a private jet while u re on a wheelbarrow. lol

its nt possible to watch nd same time dig her bcus i watch my matches at a public viewing centre. u kul nw?

at least wheelbarrow get tyre and pusher ....lol


ok....I meant indoor viewing.

QatarPlayboy:
That wud mk it public digging. And i dnt practice such an aborminable act.

how public? u mean Ronaldo and Messi will join in? Hope we are on the same page here.

QatarPlayboy:
What is dis bros saying? i wud even sacrify her head for a FOOTBALL match. imagine my darling club FC BARCELONA in an el classico match wit real madrid and one stvpid girl wit a gf tag on her forehead wud open her pvssy for me to dig just to tie me down,..na grind pepper i go pour inside dat hole.

#IPreferFootballOverPussy

dude u r not serious!

what happened to digging the Congo and watching the match same time.

adonbilivit:
if any dog is caught having sex in public what would be its punishment?

export the dog to calabar

OP no fear any ban.

seun and mynd44 failed to realise that the rule they created has just called for more supporters of Biafra.

Biafra is the destination!

What is make of these cars? I hope they are Innoson cars, anything not Innoson is a disgrace.

oyinkinola:
UWAZURUIKE TURNS NATIONAL HERO AS OJUKKWU
For Uwazuruike to appologise to the North for the violent protest in Onitsha is a welcome decision towards the the peaceful co-exist of the nation and that had turn the Uwazuruike from regional hero to the National hero, the world atlarge need such an attitude to save the humanity from unnecessary conflict.
If Vietnemese, Japanese, Isralish, e t c did let be hanged down by the past genocide commited to them, they wouldn't have been free and prospered today, we need to leave the past for the history to move forwards, no condition is permanent, we need to struggle to strive in life. Uwazuruike has step into the foot of ojukwu who created biafra, fight the war, but returned and adopted for the unity of Nigeria, played an active role in poitics,live the rest of his lives as nigerian, died and buried as nigerian hero with all nigerian honour deserved. Uwazuruike is ojukwu!

op's name is oyinkinola!

caveat ..... a praise from a person that bears such name can be a massive stab at the back.

Many people desire this even the Europeans.

cuvox:
Guys abeg, my I need una help....

I helped my friend get a hot chick on Sunday night from one local flexing joint... well, they both agreed to have a one night stand and part ways... you know, wham wham bang bang bye bye.

but the problem be say this babe no gree commot for the house again as Na my apartment the screwing take happen.

my guy have gone into hiding, babe say she no wan commot unless I take her to his place and the girl I have been trying to get (for two years now....managed to leave friend zone) will pay me a visit tomorrow.

I don't like violence and it's not my nature to hit a girl but this girl wan spoil things for me so.

Wetin I go do?

I hereby declare this tale INCONCLUSIVE!

Enugu, Anambra, Abia, Imo & Ebonyi

Cross River, Akwa Ibom , Igbo Rivers, Igbo Delta, Igbo Benue & Igbo Edo.

All are Biafra inclined.



Bayelsa, non-Igbo Delta, non-Igbo Rivers, Bayelsa & Edo can form anything they like or remain in Nigeria.

hmmm

KashyBaby:
Define Sexy....?

sexy [ sek-see ]
Main Entry: sexy
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: being erotically attractive to another
Synonyms: arousing, come-hither, cuddly, flirtatious, hot*, inviting, kissable, libidinous, mature, provocative, provoking, racy, risqué, seductive, sensual, sensuous, slinky, spicy*, steamy, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous
Antonyms: disgusting, unattractive, unsexy
source: www.thesaurus.com/browse/sexy


sexy /ˈsɛksi/
adjective
1. sexually attractive or exciting.
2. very exciting or appealing.
source: Google


Sexy
Sexy is an adjective to describe a sexually appealing person or thing.
source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy

50desh:
Have they (Biafrans) taught of how small their military strength will be?. Imagine a boko haram invasion in a little Biafra?.

Igi gogoro ma gun mi loju, a ti okere la ti n wo.

There are countries with no recognized military. However, due to the situation of Biafra being surrounded by many enemies; Biafra will surely have a minimum of 250,000 military staff - 100,000 for army, 60,000 for Airforce, 40,000 for Navy & 50,000 for joint-assault unit. There will be need for intelligence unit 10,000 will be dedicated to espionage secret service like MI6 & CIA, another 5,000 for internal secret service like MI5 & FBI.. For police and other paramilitary units, we will be needing 500,000 people.



dreaming Biafra will will :x

everybody is looking for jobs but few are seeking to create jobs.

engrrichie92:
Im sure people with sickle cells and/or diagnosed with cancer gets disqualified @ this stage
what other illness or disease count as a basis for disqualification
Somebody mentioned HIV too...and if it's true,won't that be going against popular message condemning HIV discrimination?
hr peeps...come in and let us know please
have you ever had anyone got a regret mail after medicals..if yes..why?

Loci Remy vs Liverpool FC medicals