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The chicken has defended its 2016 mandate to live.

Thanks be to God. Glory!

burninghaven

First, I must commend your writing skills. You have a good way to capture your audience.

On the issue at hand, your case is not impossible. I'd advice you go to God in prayers first; you need to be free from any form of hindrance to your success spiritually. You need to seek for God's intervention first.

If what you desire is to go to the university, you can achieve it; however, if you allow God to lead, you will be amazed by the results.

cruzita:
*angrily leaves thread with my ass clapping at my back*

onion booty!

tollyB:
that is why it is called a testimony

An Imaginary Testimony of Zaccheus the Tax Collector
Let's imagine that after Jesus visited and had dinner with Zaccheus at his home. The next morning he comes out 'testifying' that all of you people here(that's the Jews) non of you got recognised by Jesus yesterday. "Look, you very tall and might yet you were not recognised by Jesus but just me....tiny me.... short me, got the attention you all were all craving for."

Would you continue reading that passage of the bible?

Let's not allow the devil make us his instruments.

mimiy05:
Dude, you are just a pure confirmed hater. Tufiakwa. Has your joblessness turned you into such a sadist?. Go get a life biko.
Op congratulations. I tap into your annointing.

I am glad you have a different opinion, thanks.

Kennydoc:
Guy, you sound so much like a hater. Gosh!
Did you read this part of the post:


The guy was simply being grateful to God and recounting something that can only be called a miracle, cos humanly speaking, it looks almost impossible. I didn't see any line in his post that appeared like bragging.
Why not just be happy for him?

mancheeutd:
Ye Children of Hate descendant of devil No matter your achievements or whatever you've attained pride and hatred will never sustain them

I am not a HATER, I just detest people comparing themselves irrelevantly. The bragging is in the comparison. I would appreciate if you put yourself in the position of the rejected dude; how would you feel if you see this post from the OP? How can we know that the MSc dude was proud or hateful? You guys lack comprehension skills, as well as empathy.

solape001:
i am not bragging here. But at least you should allow me to thank God. its by GRACE like i said

You bragged! Seriously, you bragged, you expressly implied that you were chosen ahead of your competitor despite his/her MSc. Don't forget you failed to mention that you have being furthering your education as well in your specific industry by acquiring certifications in various computer software.

What happened to:

"I landed a Mega-Job with a Multinational Firm; despite graduating with 3rd Class degree and no connections whatsoever. It is a miracle' God is awesome."

Simple! Sans reference to the other guy.

You can as well go ahead and educate other 3rd class graduates on how to make themselves more noticeable in the job market.

solape001:
i went for an interview, in my category, we were only two that were shortlisted for the post, in a multinational firm, as assistant General Manager. it happened that the result came out and was the most qualified. no human connection, but grace. thank God for 2015, i eventually laughed in the end. God did it for me, and he will do yours IJN.

need i say that my fellow has MSc. while i had BSc. with THIRD CLASS. greatest miracle, joy overflow

Please keep quiet. The MSc holder was overqualified for the job. Did the MSc holder brag about furthering his/her education?

Maybe, you just cheaper to hire.

Don't make noise about worthless things, seek to develop yourself and stop bragging about getting a job ahead of a more educated person.

Finally, thank God for the opportunity provided to you.

VocalWalls:
I understand no one just wakes up in the morning and decides to become a surrogate, although the ovary is not yours, you'll still have some sense of attachment to the kid.

I think that you're going through a tough situation and it seems like there's no other way out, so you're hoping to hit this one-off deal and put yourself together, and probably start up a little trade or have yourself some peace of mind.

I cannot discourage you, it's totally legit, i also cannot encourage you, i wouldn't hear that my future wife was someone's surrogate, i guess it's African.

But whatever it is you're going through, dont worry, time will heal it, and you will get past this...

Except you just saw a movie and started having fantasies on surrogacy, which i very much doubt.

Nobody uses an in experienced woman as surrogate.

Rudboy360:
I'm very much interested in your service but your facial appearance without makeup would determine the price..coz I want my kids to be beautiful not some"Aiye lara" kids

Her genes won't be contributed the potential children. This is if and only if her eggs are not used.

kaybext:
2013! I served in Niger state, they Pay 6000 n LGA pay 10,000 to corper in some ruler rural area.

A graduate shouldn't make such mistakes.

^^^^^ space book-er

death go soon remember the man

There is a new shippopotamus in Aso Rock.

BALLOooooooooSKI:
Presidency To Spend N114m, Not N1.7b, On Feeding In 2016 – Document

Contrary to reports in some quarters that the President Muhammadu Buhari-led Federal Government earmarked the sum of N1.7 billion for feeding in the Presidential Villa, a copy of the relevant section of the 2016 Appropriation Bill obtained by The Herald showed that only about N114.97 million was earmarked.

Recall that rumour had pervaded the media space, especially the social media, that Buhari planned to surpass the amount spent by the Goodluck Jonathan’s administration as many as four times.

A comparative analysis of the last administration’s total expenditure on “feeding” which included items like Food Stuff / Catering Materials Supplies, Cooking Gas/Fuel Cost, Refreshment & Meals, and Purchase Of canteen / Kitchen Equipment, in the last two years showed it allocated more funds than the new administration.

While the 2014 figure showed N542.86 million and the 2015 N526.17 million under former President Jonathan, the 2016 under Buhari is slightly lower, at N445.49 million.

http://www.theheraldng.com/presidency-to-spend-n114m-not-n1-7b-on-feeding-in-2016-document/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

there is a new shippopotamus in Aso Rock. Where are the change agents? Deceit everywhere!

I doubt the stats but it is GEJ's handiwork.

Lai Mohammed and APC should stay off.

see as parasites they happy.....lol

better develop something viable for Nigeria's economy and stop hoping on Biafra's natural resources.


oya....come and yab me....lol

Nigeria is in trouble; people without long-term progressive ideas leading the nation.

A-nation of Party and Clubbing - APC

Who will be the audiences of these jamboree?
How will it be funded?
How much revenue can it generate?

This is simply an avenue to create more dullards.

Khd95:
Pastor wey dey fear village deity








END TIME PASTOR

I pity people that pray with this pastor. Spiritually destroyed, physically incapacitated.

yinkuscious:
This is interesting
#Some people won't get it

There are many more....see below:


1. Lepers repel.
2. Evil olive.
3. Step on no pets.
4. Never odd or even.
5. A nut for a jar of tuna.
6. No lemon, no melon.
7. Gateman sees name, garageman sees nametag.
8. Nella, demand a lad named Allen.
9. Live spots, stops evil. (Created by me saintneo )

10. Add yours and see many more here.

EVILFOREST:
Now am beginning to see ladies that have sense. I appreciate the OP, for this laudable question. Merry Xmas.
Anyway, I have one wife - material am actually nurturing. I don't attempt such, cos I have mapped out my plans for her. Though the Bushmeats around me are at their own peril

I laugh. You reserve babe is some other guys' bush meat.

tosyne2much:
YES !! This is the thread I have been waiting for


God knows I will be present on a thread like this


Guys let's do a survey


Click LIKE if you think a lady who allows sex on first date is not a wife material,

Click SHARE If you think she's a wife material.

Quote me if you think she's both wife material and non wife material

It doesn't matter.

shona2487:
We r 16 in mine 5bz 11grls nid to loan out some of us, so pls feel free to share if u feel d nid to have a bro or sis....

This one na football manager things.

What's their sign-on fee?
What of permanent transfer?

I detest those brows like hell. I still wonder how other guys find Angela attractive.

Waiting for Queen Nwokoye picture.....

wow!

ruggedtimi:
Emmanuel Arinze Ifeajuna (1935–25 September 1967) was a Nigerian army major and high jumper. He was the first Black African to win a gold medal at an international sports event when he won at the 1954 British Empire and Commonwealth Games. His winning mark and personal best of 6 ft 8 in (2.03 m) was a games record and a British Empire record at the time.

I detest write-ups that praise this guy without mentioning his evils.

The above write is like saying the Murtala Mohammed was the best leader Nigeria ever had despite his evils - robbing from CBN Benin and murdering of all males in Asaba during the civil war.

Ifeajuna and his cohort-Army-Majors executed a coup that brought enslavement to Igbo people and other tribes of Eastern and Midwestern Nigeria.

The hike is exorbitant though despite no electricity.

I like this thread; however soon idiagbon of nairaland go come.

not a bad idea

com'on this woman is a goal-keeper; it must be a five-a-side football match. Abi una no see the monkey-post.

I don't know what post.

who say love no dey for Africa?

zeo:
when she wan marry

was married