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OgidiOlu3:
. I'm sure you'd have been very excited with the gift then because it was very expensive. I can't imagine someone giving you a N200 sim as birthday gift now

SIM card was already 300 or less in 2006.

FT

We are matching forward. YNWA!

I hope the Blue side of Liverpool echoes this result.

Liverpool 1 : Manchester City 3

















yellow cards thus far

sekem!

Batteries and capacitors are different. Even inductors store electricity too but they are all different.

Voltage across each device:

V_B = E
V_C = 1/C *§i dt
V_L = L * di/dt

This news is actually stale.

myhoodlink:
We pray for God's intervention. May God's mercies speak for us all. #TeamNeverAgain. ........................................buy 1GB MTN Data plan for N1,200 only. 30 days duration. 24/7 services available. Call: 08107873795. Thanks & God bless.

This mtn data plan is bullcrap. On glo, 4.5GB goes for N2500(promo) and N3000(normal) for 30 days. Can you beat that?

bastien:
candle.......


I'm something we are twins but we can't see eachother and we never see eachother what am I?

eyes

ok....

I thought APC claimed Buhari was at Chatham House few days ago. What is he going there again for?

Is this a déjà vu? What deceit are we expecting again?

Checkmate!

falconey:
the little girl want CHANGE she is tired of daddy coming home with no capri sone/biscuit/gala........be patient little girl change is coming

You have failed to realise that this girl's father comes home with more than gala/biscuit/caprisone. You failed to realise that if the father is truly poor, then she won't be able to save over #5000 and still talk about tooth fairy (whatever happened to throwing old tooth on rooftops hoping that lizards eat it).

This is just a desperate political gimmick by APC to keep gullible people believing in their deluded vision of change.

APC indoctrination of a child via the parents, what a waste of childhood.

ifoundmyperfect:
I have a niece that will be clocking 3 years this year.
She isn't scared of darkness... (she can sleep in a dark room without company)
Her elder brother of 4 Years old can't stand an environment without light..
It's so bad that his fright induced cry can bring down an empire states building...
She can also navigate in the dark like she's got a night vision or something..
I put her sight to test when i sent her to fetch a phone in a pitch dark room..
Asides this queer attribute, she doesn't take interest in watching cartoons or playing for long with her mates...
She takes pleasure more in handling gadgets (android tablets, laptops, etc) and her speech/intonation is another wonder... (very clear)
I'm giving all this details coz I don't know what to make out of this...
With all this and more begs the question if we should be worried?

This baby needs to be engaged in tactical quests, spatial orientation, mathematics, multiple languages, spy stuff, sports, science and technology. A genius from the beginning, please don't let her loose the opportunity to develop her talents, we could end up with black female 007 or Army General.

the baby resemble paw-paw(aki & paw-paw)

Chess can be played without any of the pieces except the King, so far the king is in the game there is potential of getting a draw at least; consequently, the king is the game itself.

MCDanselm:
GIRLS LAW..........


The amount of love given to any man by a
woman is directly proportional to the
amount of money given to a lady and
inversely proportional to the girls beauty
provided the mans money remains
constant. .. .TRUE OR FALSE?

Not possible, money cannot be a variable and then a constant.

great joke mehn! lmao! why did you claim the FTC spot?

saintneo:
'We are watching you white
b****': Mother targeted by
threatening notes and racist
graffiti after moving into new
flat in block she was told is for
'black sisters and brothers'
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/20/25DE6E4600000578-0-image-a-22_1424435606450.jpg
A young mother moved into her new home to
find it daubed in racist graffiti and a
threatening note put through to door saying
the flat block was for 'black sisters and
brothers'.
Sammie Sunter, 24, was taking her sons, aged
two and five, to see their new home in
Willenhall, Coventry, for the first time on
Monday when they found the front door
smeared in anti-vandal paint.
It was also covered in vile graffiti and faeces,
while a racist note stating 'Willenhall is black
so f*** off' was posted through the letterbox.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/20/25DF124F00000578-2961465-image-a-25_1424438858513.jpg
The note had been put inside an envelope
marked 'Message inside oyinbo b****' -
Nigerian slang for a white person, while
another message inside read: 'Black power.
Don't stay too long or else...'.
The hairdresser was handed the keys from
housing association, Whitefriars, last
Wednesday and spent the rest of the week
decorating the boys' bedrooms.

Click to read more

Bunch of idiotas, they should be sent to Sambisa forest

'We are watching you white
b****': Mother targeted by
threatening notes and racist
graffiti after moving into new
flat in block she was told is for
'black sisters and brothers'
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/20/25DE6E4600000578-0-image-a-22_1424435606450.jpg
A young mother moved into her new home to
find it daubed in racist graffiti and a
threatening note put through to door saying
the flat block was for 'black sisters and
brothers'.
Sammie Sunter, 24, was taking her sons, aged
two and five, to see their new home in
Willenhall, Coventry, for the first time on
Monday when they found the front door
smeared in anti-vandal paint.
It was also covered in vile graffiti and faeces,
while a racist note stating 'Willenhall is black
so f*** off' was posted through the letterbox.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/20/25DF124F00000578-2961465-image-a-25_1424438858513.jpg
The note had been put inside an envelope
marked 'Message inside oyinbo b****' -
Nigerian slang for a white person, while
another message inside read: 'Black power.
Don't stay too long or else...'.
The hairdresser was handed the keys from
housing association, Whitefriars, last
Wednesday and spent the rest of the week
decorating the boys' bedrooms.

Click to read more

ukwu

clash of sports .... lol!

nice pic
but she looks like a stick

First things first, the rate at which people reserve space on the zeroth page of an important thread is getting alarm. I think a moderator should do the needful. Attention: seun, ishilove, etc.

On the main matter at hand, I think the Civil Society got this one wrong. There are very very very very few places in Lagos with pipe-borne water supplied by Lagos Water Corporation. Over 90% of houses in Lagos State do not have water provided by the utility company. Water supply requires huge investments and dedicated management; consequently, privatisation is the perfect solution. If the Civil Society is interested in ensuring that the poor get their fair share, then they should fight to make Lagos State Government to provide water subsidy for the poor using water stamps.

goofyone:
Cool saintneo & wendy. Good response. Obvious though

done

joywendy:
1. Nf3 Bxf3 2. Qxf3#

Nf3 is not a forceful move, thus black can bring in more reinforcements or retreat.

goofyone:
Okay, adding u now.

don't forget saintne0

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2136559_2015021807_14_31_png_png8dcb7a981a6c486c27f25cfa1f11641c

Qxg4 +, Kxg4, Be2#

There is more that meets the eye on this politics section. Nairaland is a forum where people anonymously air their view - straight or twisted; however, people gang up outside Nairaland so as to project and propagate their 'sponsored' and 'unified' view. Make any comment in favour of PDP or PDP e-goons then a swam of APC e-goons will descend on you; make a comment against APC then a swam of APC e-goons will descend on you too. It wasn't enough to use different usernames and now we have gangs of e-goons.

Has the funds in the e-goons treasury gone dry? Where are the e-goons of APC? They are all in hiding now.

great work joywendy

joywendy:
Hey!!!!!!!


where have you been?

been around the world....lol! waiting for you to recover your phone.

btw, i responded to your challenge

Apitch:
Chess is a better game!
1)It tells ur personality better than Monopoly(funny dude right)
2)Makes U smarter (in many ways)
3)Like someone said it's not a game of chance at all, if I'm better, then I'm better
I play both very well so I can tell but monopoly is more fun cos u can't predict the next move(that's my own view)

great summation

divine247:
My husband's friend came from uk,saw me and ask my husband who I was to him,he said am his sister,now the guy is in love with me,and my husband is seriously angry because the guy told him he want to marry me and take me abroad.what do I call this?respond pls

Is your husband's name Abraham or Isaac?

Better open up to the innocent man!

Ezegozie:
I will like to use this opportunity to share with you (especially the undergraduates), what I passed through last three weeks when I came for my clearance, and I hope you all will learn from it and form the habit of keeping record of your results.

Problem started when I came to my school for my B.sc clearance like others, and I found out that my department recorded 3.48 as my FCGPA.

Immediately, I became dead in shock, because I had calculated my GP myself even before coming for my clearance and I got 3.55.

Immediately, I suspended my clearance and typed my whole result starting from first year to final year with my Laptop, calculated it, printed it into two copies and submitted one to HOD (with letter of GP re-calculation) and another one to another Prof. Who happens to come from my village.

It was really a great battle. I was insulted, and was even told to leave office repeatedly.
But through the grace of God and the help of that Prof from my village, my result was reviewed, and it was discovered that the person that computed my GP made a grave mistake and recorded 129points for me in my final year instead of 139points which brought me to 2nd class lower.

Glory be to God that the error was detected and corrected and my deserved GP (3.55) was given to me.
Had it been that I didn't keep record of all my results, there wouldn't have been any strong evidence to back-up my case.
And the department is not ready to show you any result, I still wonder why .

So undergraduates, I advise you to keep record of your results incase of any error in GP computation, and also make friends with lecturers, so that if you have any problem, somebody will be there to speak for you.

Victory!