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hmmm


funny u were keeping coins

fairness o!

Ipledge:
what he is trying to say is that big heart can work against gravity and pump blood to brain where it's mostly needed

Don't mind me, it was a sarcastic question.

There are two kinds of men: the ones with big brain upstairs and the ones with 'big organ downstairs'? And this is determined by the size of the heart......lol!

Like it when you get the joke.

constance500:
keep am till you born pikin

lol!

Mynd44:
It has to do with the heart. You see when the heart is weak, it wont be able to pump enough blood to the head as gravity will pull the blood downwards so the "Organs" down there gets more blood and the brain wont be able to think straight.

With a strong heart, they think straight

Are you trying to say that men with big heart have big brains? And men with weak heart have big Organs-down-there?

Na question I ask o!

The only 100naira note I got last year is still in my wallet, I refuse to spend it until it is everywhere. I just like that note ...... mmuaaaah!

olapam:
I find it so embarassing for me having to pass were a man is peeing by the roadside were should I look .nomatter how pressed you're can't you find a secluded place to relieve yourself pliz .

For those crying GEJ, you are very ignorant. Men peeing along the road is lack of hygiene, morals and dignity; I have seen guys residing in posh house that forget they have a toilet in the house to pee in the gutter in their compound.

Even some oyibo dey do am sef for oyibo land, I saw one flip his diçk out near a Subway fastfood to pee in broad-daylight.

We need to re-learn some basic hygiene.

MayorofLagos:
Hey OP, dont worry about how Mrs Osinbajo is looking in that picture for now. We were ready for this...we knew it would happen before this picture was taken. The Northerner shores up his power with regal drama...so we foresaw it.

In fact if you look in the picture you see her guard also dressed in traditional clothe and waiting to receive her. Its hard to tell if thats Mrs Osinbajo's guard behind her or not but if he is thats ok too.

We are putting out message and warning the Osinbajos handlers again. I had a post on this already....in position of authority the full African regalia must be adopted, with head cover, for man and for woman. You are not in market...this is a throne and the appearance must match the seat of power.

This is notice again to their handlers to dress them appropriately, or like the OP say you start to wonder....

I know you as a tribalist but for the first time you made a lot of sense to me.....kudos!

Back to the topic, the first day I saw this picture with the title Mrs Buhari and Mrs Osibanjo; seriously, I searched for Mrs Osibanjo in the picture to no avail. Enough said though, if the dark skinned girl in the picture is Mrs Osibanjo, then APC is seriously losing on presentation and it goes a long way to put Yorubas in dominated position.

Blendy77:
Someone once said in my university days that; "if u see a woman giving birth to a baby during the day, know that the husband always come home during lunch".
Don't know how true this is but to some extent I think its because the act is being done at Night.
Secondly, it could also be because God gives beautiful gifts at night since people who believe in extraordinary miracles tend to wait till mid-night to pray as its believed God answers prayers when everywhere is quiet.
Just my thoughts though.

@thebolded ..... No truer word has ever been spoken #thebolded

OP if you want a baby during day time, get the woman pregnant during the day.....lol!

chrisviral:
Definitely not the Mbaise(s)

That's why I said SOME. LOL!
You never know what might happen in mba5, they might surprise us one day.

listenersky:
Igbo parents ask for heaven and earth just to marry their daughters.they recently gave a friend of mine a list that contains so many things and all the school fees they paid for his. Ibo girlfriend from primary school up to the post graduate level.The guy has been really depressed since he saw that list.

I already gave him and advice that the best way to marry an Igbo girl is to just pump some sper.m into her and impregnate her wether with or without her concent.My friend is working towards that now.

You are a learner based on your advice to your friend.
1. A pregnant girl is now a blessing. If you pump an Igbo girl, you will pay for her, pay for the baby and pay for tampering with our prized asset.
2. Traditions are traditions, our daughters are a greatly prized asset, eg Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Bianca Ojukwu, we value them; thus you must honour us by paying everything on the list or you call your elders to assist in bargaining and convincing us that you are a potential in-law capable of taking care of her and her needs.
3. Within the Igbos we pay everything on the list or we negotiate in a respectable manner.
4. This one is gonna blow you away, some Igbo families give back the bride prize as a gift to the couple.

Prostitute with a kind heart.

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seunfly:
My brother, I understand you but when ordinary people can't access such loan, what will you call that?
NEPA bill subsidy, of what benefit is NEPA subsidy when I pay at least 10% of my income to NEPA and I don't have up to 5hours a day and it is their friends and cronies that bought the same NEPA.
So when people talk it is not out of hatred or fallacy, it is the reality.

True talk. For me I believe that the current privatisation will only become a success if new blood is injected into the system. Take a look at Telecom, NITEL benefited the rich only; however, once companies that were totally independent on government and past beneficiaries of corrupt government, it boomed.

espn:
you are bleeped..u called dat a begging mentality. It is our right. Dis is nt begging boy. Very senseless pdp e-rats all u do is to type non sense.

No need replying a rabid dog.

seunfly:
Is that not the truth? Nawa for the supporters of this administration oooh, you can't say the truth again without seeing one sycophant who will attack you on TV, radio, newspapers, social media or inside a bus. Did all this sycophants suddenly loss their brain or they are just being mischievous?

No loans, no subsidies?

I am not a Jonathanian/TANoid/GEJite, but I dislike lies. Have you researched on loans via the CBN and other agencies? Are you aware the electricity bills in Nigeria a subsidized?

I know it can be challenging securing a loan but denying its existence is falsification of facts. Subsidy is good but when people start depending on subsidy then the nation is in trouble. Petroleum subsidy brought about ROUNDTRIPPING in the sector, Electricity subsidy crippled NEPA/PHCN.

I will not standby and watch a non-ideological person lead this nation without speaking my mind. We need leaders with plans not harry-potters.

Kzinne:
Just in- At the pdp rally at Abeokuta holding now, GEJ just said he never made a first class and so cannot take Nigeria to the moon. He said it is those who made first classes that would take Nigeria to the moon. Ridiculous. Did JFK possess a first class to send America to the moon? Clueless

Twisted mind I must say. OP has a twisted mind, if I didn't watch the rally on TV I would believe this crap.


GEJ promised that Nigeria will go to the moon. Thus he has decided to provide scholarship for the best of the best, the first class graduates so that they can put the Nigerian flag on the moon.

cashmentor:
While the Saudis have saved close to $1Trilion in Reserve, my beloved Country was busy piling off Cash in Private Jets Overseas...now what are we left with? A president advising students and graduates to go into farming! But he failed to provide the means by which these young lads can succeed in the Farm/Agro sector. No Loans, No Support, No Subsidies for things that matter except for the ones that Money disappears in the name of Oil Subsidy...Pity!

You lack a lot upstairs. Complaining about everything! A begging mentality.

customized13:
I got this pictures along awolowo way in ikoyi, the campaign strategy of APC is childish and troublesome.

I will sue APC for using my pictures if I were GEJ.

This is the height of personality degradation, desperation and inaptness from APC.

It is wrong to use an opponent's picture in your campaign poster. No matter what.

Apart from the fact that i am a jonathanarian, this is utterly absurd and unacceptable, this is like looking for one's trouble.

Things like this leads to election crisis.

It is normal.

There are questions that bug my mind:

1. If Buhari gets to the throne will he behave like a politician or a military man?

2. How can Nigerians change government when a northerner takes charge? Are we going to expect a Yaradua/Jonathan déjà vu?

3. The national population has been falsified since the birth of Nigeria; how can the non-fanatical Nigerians change the government?

Edited ..... add ons
I just watched the PDP rally at Ogun state. I must say that the ideas of GEJ are really great:

Vote for Schools or vote for prisons
Truth be said having more people getting education(people reasoning with their brains) is a better solution to corruption than putting more people into incarceration. Incarceration is a temporary solution, it only suspends the criminal from their activity; however, education and exposure will make people wise enough to avoid being walked over - thus fighting corruption on a long term.

Vote for Women empowerment or vote for women dis-empowerment
Blacks in the US now enjoy lots of their rights because of Women like Eleanor Roosevelt wife of Franklin Roosevelt. Educated/empowered women generally raise great children.

Vote for Planning Government or vote for Harry-Potter Government
APC/GMB are claiming that they will stabilize the global oil prices - how? By waving their magic broom. PDP/GEJ has already determined the demand for employment in Nigeria, they have got numbers and statistics, there initiatives like Youwin - creating businesses and employing people.

joywendy:
Yeah it has! It has been a while though I think last week. My phone is not good so I can't access it for now. What about you?

No wonder the games were terminated!

This should be 'Le Retour du Matrix' but the choreography is very poor; remarkably, the carmeraman possesses some kind of immunity to the invisible force.

too much cartoons

stellx:
the otuoke man has finally gone drunk on live television by reading out babangida's 1983 coup speech to spite GMB.
just maybe his trip to minna to see ibb was to seek permission to use this material for his campaign lest he be accused of plagiarism.

the race for the number one office is really smoldering with the trend of character assassination we are witnessing tgis time around.

Look who is talking! yimu!
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Pot call kettle black! negodu!
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/negodu-just-negodu.png

9*3=27

That's the actual number.

Mist100:
5. You are obsessed with your phone. With facebooks, bbm, whatsapp and the others, its difficult keeping your fingers away from the key pads. Do not over indulge with your phone when around him. Each time he raises his head while having a chat with you, you are partially talking and partially typing. He may not complain today but in the end you may ultimately loose him. Be careful.

Quiet on point I must say; it is a really huge turn-off. (Queen Elizabeth's accent)

mrofficial:
Only PDP apologists will not apply common sense because they are sentimental.

Now, has Buhari been contesting without his certificate? Let's ask Jega!

GMB2015

No offence bro. But common sense indicates that Buhari should possess his credential and if any of the credentials was losthe should apply for replacement.

error!

And he is still alive? That man's immune system can intimidate HIV, Ebola, Flu, any virus in the world.

cjrane:
I just feel uncomfortable with the cushion chairs in our train. Even though they are great now, i wonder how long they will last.

If you noticed, trains abroad have plastic seats, so that they can be easily cleaned out, even if someone vomits on it.

Anyhow, i thank our working President GEJ for providing Nigerians a functional train. Something the others simply failed to do.

Are those trains or trams? Even some trams do have cushioned sits too. Nevertheless, great point you provided here.

145km/hr on the average. Seriously, I only try 100km/hr average no matter the distance of the journey. Anything above 150km/hr is just a test drive for me; just to ensure my vehicle works.