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Oh! My Abakpa! My Enugu!

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Very painful.

Does this imply that people should stop going to school? If boko haram don't see anyone in school to kill, they will turn to other groups. This boko haram must be stopped, by every means necessary.

Kudos to JTF, civilian JTF and other well meaning individuals & groups on their actions to quell this menace.

RIP to the ones gone.

ijaw citizen: South-South/South East regional integration my foot!!!

you make me kaka.

Why do I have the feeling that 190 has mutated ?

Big Boy thingz

No 9

The one to fear most.

The most stüpïd âss thread.

For Christ sake if these people don't have access to the internet, then they should put up a notice for the newly employed to report their deployed LGAs or ministry of education and collect their letter of employment.
Is there no division of labour in Rivers State?


Cheap shot by ïdïöts at the CP and Mr President.

bettyaliu: Break it down bro.

I find it difficult to do. Take me as I am.

[quote author=190-the-clown]which one is robot again

last time i checked most Naija girls are ROBOTS esp wen they wan demand for money [/quote]190 my champion .... I hail o!
Ur response no be lie, but my girl is entirely different. Those robotic girls is the reason i became a robot too. Robo-girls trade emotions for money.

donroxy: Assume the girl is also a robot too but always remember both of U share different Algorithm .......so, U have to always enabled your bluetooth for easier attraction,keep your anti-viral technology at alternating mode between High-Low cuz U can't take all her data and U can't reject all her data !!!


Do not always charge when sharing some robotic moment together !!!


As for Love that seems like satellite,I think U really need to develop some kinda Infrared to bring the connection nearer to your robotic reach !!!


Hope it helps

I love this response. Chai!
Nevertheless, when I say I have robotic emotions, I meant I have little or no emotions when it comes to relationship. All those......baby i miss U, baby i wanna be with U.....these sound very sissy to me. My girl wants to hear such things. Don't get me wrong I love my girl, I just not emotional enough.

Richfella: This is difficult but also easy. The best emotions you can give a girl will come from you being yourself.

From being authentic.

You don't try to impress, you don't try to be perfect, you don't take what you don't like.

On the other hand, you actually do respect her as another human being and genuinely care about her well-being. BUT you are also an ENFORCER.

The best example I would use is the archetype of a girl's dad. Women want to date men like their fathers (not physical features), but men who also have that type of relationship dynamic with them.


What kind of relationships do chics have with their dads? Loving but firm.

Fathers don't go about asking "how do I understand female emotions?", they just do their thing...and in the process the RIGHT emotions arise on their own.

So you just need to be your true, dominant, masculine, biological self. A girl will get more emotional mileage out of, say, you slamming her against the wall and taking her or telling her to get the fvck out when she fvcks up, than from all the gold in Arabia.

If you're a 'robot' from having not socialized a lot 'in your time', forming the habit of going out and mingling with people will fix your social calibration.

Thanks for your response.

^^^ ET&T

Just wanna know. Ladies please respond.


Most times, I am in the robot mode. I believe in excellence in delivery. I take on opposition with swiftness and precision.

When it comes to matters of the heart, this machine-like behaviour emerges as well. Love seems to be satellite thing.

Ladies, how can a guy like me keep it going with a girl?

I remember I bought fish last year and gave it to the Rat living in my crib to keep. I want to cook soup now ..... Oya Rat where is my fish?








From what I deduce, there was an attempt by GEJ and his loyalist to sign a one-term pact, they gathered signatures hoping that there will be a consensus; however, the northern Govs didn't take it serious, they believed that GEJ won't be able to win the PDP primaries. As result they told the SS Govs to keep the stüpïd pact believing that they will win automatically.

GEJ took PDP primaries by storm, won the main election to their surprise. Now the Northern Govs are looking for a pact they neglected.





Abeg, if it true that there such a pact in the possession of a SS Gov; he should keep to it until in 100years time or after disintegration.

Move to the joke section.

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Jos Gains to 2 1/2-Year High as Debt Paid: Lagos Mover
By Emele Onu - Sep 5, 2013 3:21 PM GMT+0100
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(Corrects name of brokerage, trader for story published on Aug. 30.)
Jos International Breweries Plc (JOSBREW) rose for a 14th day to a 2 1/2-year high after an investor helped pay the Nigerian beermaker’s debt, opening the way for a possible takeover, Forthright Securities & Investment Ltd. said.
The stock gained 9.7 percent to 2.93 naira by the close in Lagos, Nigeria’s commercial capital, its highest since Feb. 22, 2011. The shares have doubled this year, compared with a 29 percent increase in the Nigerian Stock Exchange All-Share Index. (NGSEINDX)
The Plateau State government agreed to pay 700 million naira ($4.4 million) toward writing off the company’s debt to a local bank, Bright Otoghile, a trader at Lagos-based Forthright Securities and Investment, said today by phone, citing information from the state. Phone calls to the offices of Jos and Plateau State did not connect. The brewer posted a 432 million-naira loss in 2009, according to a 2010 filing to the Nigerian Stock Exchange.
“With the debts cleared, chances are that a major brewer will buy into the company given the acquisitions in that sector and the fact that other small brewers have been taken over,” Otoghile said. It will also help with a “turnaround of the company,” he said.
Africa’s most populous country, with more than 160 million people, is the continent’s second-largest beer market after South Africa, with volumes growing at an annual rate of 6 percent, according to SABMiller Plc (SAB), which acquired Nigeria’s Pabod Breweries in 2009. Other brewers including Diageo Plc (DGE) and Heineken NV (HEIA) have acquired small brewers in the West African nation.
“The debt has been Jos Brewery’s major problem,” Otoghile said.
To contact the reporter on this story: Emele Onu in Lagos at eonu1@bloomberg.net
To contact the editor responsible for this story: Vernon Wessels at vwessels@bloomberg.net

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-30/jos-breweries-gains-to-2-1-2-year-high-as-debt-paid-lagos-mover.html

I think this story should be moved to the sexuality section.

Check out the choice of words.


No wonder Ebonyi is struggling to catch up.

Hmmm

Being strict with yourself will solve the problem.

JM kindly tell us.

Silly woman, when your father was pumping you with ill-gotten wealth you never contemplated suicide.

What is you problem with GEJ? Canadian reject looking for an opportunity to change citizenship.

^^^Amazed as you are.

Exactly the reason why I don't buy 2nd hand phones.


I prefer my personal bacteria.

Bumping it back to the top guys.


What's cooking at Josbrew?

And I thought it was a real comment.

Guess he wasn't wearing a rubber. Expect a Man-Rover in .......emmm what's the gestation period of a rubber Land Rover.

^^^^bûllshît

How do you expect an investor not to ask questions? Take your fraudulent post to pakostan.

Hello Business minds

I wish to know what is happening in JOSBREW. Is there a bullish investor buying up all of JOSBREW? Is there any special offer for current owners?

I ask this question because JOSBREW is increasing astronomically. Kindly check my chart below.

Anyone with useful info should respond please.

Regards
saintneo

More like Xavi, Iniesta things.

My problem with BA is that you can be dormant for long time. No movement up the ladder, just like Xavi & Iniesta in the Fifa football awards.

I better be a striker.