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That's not important, so long as you wanna f..u.ck, because all the guys after her are after some yanshing conjuga.ls

Fine girl, disfigured by over makeup, the yansh view of that gown needs some make UP!

He is a caring man, so all the ex need to do is to sit on the middle finger when she is Hot and hop up and down

Make sense!
My babe say our marriage go cost 1.5million oo! Abeg who know the latest price? Na true?

Double post. Sorry!

Lol
I heard "slow down" by wizkid and some Ghanaian local group is it "Rbeatz " And the lyrics "sexy girl from Ghana" got me laughing, all the models were biracial and at first I was repulse but then I just shun it off, Ghana is a confused country as highlighted by the IQ map, they are blind dummies thinking with their noses. But then, what is wizkid always doing in Ghana sef, like kilode? Familiarity they say, breeds contempt. The most annoying part of all these videos (both Nigerian and Ghana) is that most of this Biracials aint sexy, no hourglass shape, heck! They are not even good at dancing. I'm proud of the fact that no mixed blood was used in the only classic song ever produced from mama Africa "African Queen by Tuface". Africans need to look within with a sombre introspection, we are struggling to fit in outside and are still stuggling to fit in inside? Very pathetic.
##by the way, that babe wey Timaya use for "Bumbum" make sense oo! As in eh! She's hot. Mod can you please bring her big yansh to nairaland frontpage today (Note, she's 100% black and 100% thick yansh)

No offence! But when I see Funke, I see a boy with a wig, a native gown and a cute smile. There is nothing to give me a hard on even if I try!

I wanted asking who Islami or is it Islama u said is but somebody else have asked and you said if he knows Kate Henshaw, he will know who is not Kate (ie Islama Isama )
But I have look oo OP, I can't find Kate

Until faggae die, they will not call off, the juju I did for him affected Iyayi abi? Ok! This time I'll add "ASUU president for year 2013."

Why will somebody die because of EFFC, is EFCC not the party that could not even win one state? The one that Nuhu Ribadu contested under?

bloggernaija: Another useless thread.
Sponsoring a bill in the assembly is not performance.
There are many useless bills being passed here and there in the assembly
A rep/senator can be equally effective by simply shifting the bacon to his district or
By simply writing phrases into bills
Or by
Blocking bills.

E.g

Jonathan's fake SNC

I predict that
you can be sure that the northern legislator(NW,NE,NC) will be very effective at blocking it in the assembly.



RAISE YOUR GAME.

Why should they keep on blocking bills and putting pointless clause on new bills, are they defensive midfielders? They could simply put out a bill that could lift up the constituency in particular and the country in general.

Too long, all you need do to keep ANY Nigerian woman from maiduguri to Calabar, Lagos to Sokoto is u huge d.I.c.k and a fat pocket.........»Or a fat d.I.c.k and a huge pocket. whichever.

--------------------------------------------» nobody can put a needle to this, this thread is simply boring.

I had my first girlfriend @ 21, now 23, I have no regrets about it. Forget all these stuffs about facing your book, future bla bla bla! People have been facing their future since with nothing to show for it.
Just wait for the right time i'll advice, don't be surprise you may end up having a girl who makes you more serious, more focused.
It aint a big deal not having a girlfriend now, that should not be a priority, and there is nothing you need to learn from a girlfriend in handling a relationship that you can't learn from any female friend (except you wanna learn sex...lol).
My advice, you aint got problem @OP, when the right girl comes, I expect to see a new thread...lol.

africanrapper: You make this thing sound like a problem. I'm 30 and don't have a girlfriend. So what?
Guy, you better start occupying your mind with other things that will add value to your life.
If a good woman comes eventually, fine.
But if not, be sure to enjoy your life to the fullest.

#africanrapper#

Potential shuga daddy

Go and sleep small boy, is it not too early for you to be awake? I hate it when babies talk/cry early in da morning.

I'm so tripping for that girl..."Nomki0"
Wow! I'm in love, sorry! I'm in trips...

Stale, old and refurbished...

One naijeriya

Morality and English died on this thread. I pity for the future of this country. Guys who can't write simple sentence in English bragging about depravity, fu.c.king idiots

iamswizz: This Girl Fine Die

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First and foremost, I would like to thank God for his never-ending grace, mercy, and provision during what ended up being one of the toughest times of my life. struggling for this position amongst 'more than a million' members and achieving the top spot is a dream come true.

To be considered the first to comment on this great thread is a great honor and a privilege, so thank you Nairaland.

Next, I would like to thank my brilliant and truly outstanding African Grey Parrot, I call her Foxy (her nickname is Osewan (there is a difference between seun's own ooo ), whose vision and unending talks steered this project from day one. And to my amazing pet Wolf (His name's bullock) thanks for keeping me company, while i embarked on this great task. It was always a pleasure visiting Nairaland every day with such lovely and engaging people. I know I owe you some apologies for taking your spots, but please find it somewhere in your hearts to forgive me, i mean it

To my fellow Nairalanders, I really thought it was going to be one of you. Before I went to bed last night, I said to myself, “it is either i make the top comment today or never, i just shook my head and laughed, probably because i believed in myself.

Last and definitely not least, to my astoundingly supportive family, there would be no Grace Cruz without any of you. Mom and Dad, thank you for always believing in me and for driving me to all those Computer (Typing) rehearsals when I was a kid. To amaka, my darling Wife, my most stalwart supporter and knight, your faith in me is what propels me to continue this work. I love you.

For those who have touched my life in any way since I started in this quest of becoming the first to comment, you all know who you are, and I am truly grateful for all you have done.

Moral of this speech: believe in yourself and you would achieve great things, i mean it, GREAT THINGS!!!

I've seen this crap on nairaland like 3 times some years back (and last year too). Dude! Do yourself a freaking favour and try to be original for once in your life. Come to think of it, after the copy n paste and little additions, you're still not the first to comment, guess your lame parrot and the bingo you called wolf would be disappointed at this your gratuitous folly.

So if I say **SOKOTO wood** with my Yoruba accent, how will it sound?
I'm sure that all their films would be banned by that daft in BON who likes banning music while he divorces one of his four wives only to marry another young wife resembling the ones whose videos he likes banning.

The postponement of the meeting (to probably Monday) as stated above^^^please can you share the source?
Thanks @kingObasi

Fynestboi: not represented...

But I said I wanted representing uniabuja and somebody said its too late.

@ boay
Who exactly are you on nairaland na? Are you a moderator? I'm saying this because the last time I checked @fynestboi, @richiez and olabab.?.?.?..
Are the mod. On what ground are you telling me to be warned and what is abusing about my previous posts? Some people sef!

Where's Uniabuja in the list?

Confussion2: Gud command of English, calm calculated and very smart. I was keeping my card IN my chest pending.... She told me about her ex and how the BRAKE-UP disorganized her.

Hmm! What can I say, the writers ^^^above have said it all, you need not spend for her like a girlfriend (and that does not mean you should spend on a girlfriend as if she were a liability). Give to her like you would any other friend.
Secondly, you need to ask yourself the question, can you wait for her till after her graduation? You don't need a thread on nairaland to answer that question my brother. All the best sha!

I've only dated fair girls thus far, but then, when I see a hot black girl....wow! I go gugu gaga! Don't know why sha! But ladies like us black, and that's makes me smile

Really? He forgot to mention that nigeria is bigger than any open toothed general.

Do you know she's an albino aka afin?
Just asking sha! I hope she likes you.
Wait a minute, its like she's dating some knee-gar on nairaland called Aids_killz...

Mods make una no vex with me today oo! I'm in a bad mood because this Iyayi strike.