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Boll2010: For those saying keeping fit......lmao.....you've surely not been to a gym before or workout

See immediately I started using dumbells,barbells.......I noticed I very thin stretch mark at my ball

Na wa ooo!
You have stretch marks on your ba.llz?. How manage na?















Well, I saw this chick once with onion yansh, my madingo stretch sotey instant konji start, she wore wrapper and just had her bath, see as the yansh dey dance, kpekele kam, kpekele kom....
I did not dull, I wooed her oo, until she gave me the way, bobi, no stretch marks but immediately I saw the yansh I was dying for, I nearly puked, my God, the yansh was covered with stretch marks, so disgusting. Within seconds, I went flaccid.
@OP, yes, it is a BIG turn off.

raphy: I need your advice pals,am just in love with older girls. That are still single is it wrong?no insult please.happy weekend.

Happy weekend to you to.
I guess what you're trying to say is:
I'm in love with older women, is it wrong?
The only thing wrong here is your grammar.
So, what do you want to do about it?

Let's see your pinsho first na!

Anytime I write ASUU, my auto correct keeps changing it to A,SS.
Well A,SS can kiss my natural black A,SS and go to hell. If they like, they shouldn't call off, bunch of lazy bones.

Fake newzZzzzz

kulyie: abegii stop justifying d girls action..it is not possible for someone to intrude on my privacy even after telling the person I HAVE A PARTNER

I won't justify the girls action but I detest the guys action, shoooo! Wetin na, is she your enemy? Where you not the one who toasted her? Collected her number? Invited her. Abeg OP bleeped up wella

kulyie: i can imagine if op's girlfroend was in the house with him and she just shows up unannounced that she came for a suprise visit.kata kata for don burst.them for don beat thmselves tire because i doubt whether ops girlfriend will allow another girl stay under d same roof with her guy

I can imagine it, this OP need flogging. If a girl do shakara, you go say she do shakara, OK, she didn't do shakara, she liked you and you liked her, obviously she doent have a boyfriend, buy you! You had a girlfriend and I'm sure as hell that you cheated on her. Why can't I imagine the OP with his girl and this girl? Why? Did the OP not know he had a girlfriend before he invited her earlier?
The story from this OP is very incomplete , I'm sure the token he gave her back is what gave birth to this useless thread.
When girls do unnecessary forming, we'll frown at it, now you have another girl who is as real as could be, and the OP is the one doing stupid forming, even opening a thread about it. Puxxxxy niggaaaaar!

GH KWAME: Well, I now know the Moderators don't mean it when they say there is no descrimination. So I guess Nigayria is an accepted t3rm now.

Schmuck
For a dude who is trying to raise a petition, you just shot yourself on the foot.
gaynian

When Tonto sneezes, it makes frontpage instantly, when osundefender put out ASUU false report, it makes frontpage.
I wonder why this thread entry to FP is moving at a snail pace.



@story so sad.
Goodthing the account number is displayed.

This thread have derailed.

[quote author=n.oxide]That must be one ugly chick [/quote]Don't mind all of them here joor!
Yvonne Nelson come my house unannounced from Sokoto, I go come straff my thing, na today, Mammy water no dey possess man, na women dem dey possess.
OP, weldone, you tried well but let me tell you what happened.
You have a very fine girlfriend.
You met this not so fine babe in a bus.
You invited her to your crib to have a jingle.
When she came, you were not impressed- maybe you discovered mouth odor, body odor, Gbagaun babe, or some other unforeseen ab initio f..uckup.
So you yansh her (or you didn't yansh her the first tym).
I believed you yanshed her sha.
She loved it- you hate it (love-hate things by wale)
You can no longer sponsor her transport from wherever again just to go into dat lame punannnny!
She tells you she is coming, you don't give a damn.
And because she liked it, she paid you an unannounced visit to spite you that she didn't need your transport fair, all she wanted was dick
But you sef don't even want to come close her punnnaaany, so you paid her off.
Once again, well done!
See as everybody is praising you as if you are a saint.

Baybe: I know you're ashamed of drinking water

I like your name oo! Hope say you fine?

That's the problem you face when you date village girls, them want marry quick because its tym!

Skin to skin is overrated.

Handsome face, fine bobi, sexy waist, cools abs, masculine fro!
She looks like a sexy footballer!
Is she a defensive midfielder or a striker?

If I go to Brazil's world cup, I must Bleep a yansh, they are the world's prettiest n thickest yansh, hoolahlah, latina yansh!

I was a vet student, never liked it for once, I worked extra hard, harder than MBBS students and vet students, passed my next JAMB overwhelmingly and had the best result in my vet class that session, and the next session, I started MBBS, ofcourse MBBS became a revision for me the next year.

This Mod should create a section called bloggers section. I don't need to hear thrash this weekend biko!

This is not important, the important thing is, how many pics did she delete before saving this one, that's how to judge hotness without make-up.

Everybody on this thread need deliverance

[s]runs to mama Bose shade to ask how much is a cup, still same price? Sorry OP, this news is useless, garri still be as e be[/s]
Congratulations for opening a thread sha! Cheers!

This is good news, one in many bad news from the land called NiGERIA...

No president is ever loved in Nigeria except he dies, Yar'adua is now good because he died abi?
Mtchwwww
The man died of pericarditis not food poisoning.
He was sick before he came into office.
The same OBJ they want to point fingers at is the same man who vetted Yar'adua on his own without a primary election, so he did all those only to poison the man?
Why are we making OBJ look smarter than he is?
Wait a minute, if somebody killed Yar'adua, I will suspect Buhari, I have my reasons.

shachris: Made the mistake 'cos i was in a haste to post. Too bad Nairaland does not have a tool for editing Topic Headline.

Ok, no wahala!

And federal government ask APC to oust Buhari because he is from the same ethnic stock as Boko Haram the international terrorist group.

This ASUU must be one fine needle, every thread on nairaland is talking about it.

This ASUU must be one fine needle, every thread on nairaland is talking about it.

OP, this photo was taken in Tema Ghana
You need a job OP.

well, I think the groom needs nacet razor blade , too much bear-bear, or him don join boko?