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Wait oo! Am I the only one who think this thread is just so craaaaaaaaaazyyyyyyyyy.

Wow....the list will be continued....the 7 tribes of Tubabaland are being formed...this is history in the making...

I have been paid oo, about two months bag, note....I'm not a new awardee, deepwater east noni...

Boring thread***yAwNs*** who even brought this to front page uh?

LASU, 94,000+ students, Uniabuja 64,000+ students, I think the 3rd should be NOUN, I don't know yet sha, the rest, ABU, UNN, MAULAG, Unilorin, UI are all 35,00+. Take it, its from the recent needs assessment from universities in the country.

She aint marry, so what? I love her that way....by the way, that white woman aint trippin noh, should she close her eyes because a beautiful nubian is taking a pics?

Hahaha, they saw condoms in women hostel dustbin, one woman carry dick come....lmao

@OP
I don't knw oo, they just seem to dislike meeting new female friends
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.......Nairaland please answer me sharpalli, this girl I dey waka with, I like her oo, but like we dey road they wait for Taxi to carry us for Abuja, e get this man wey see us come horn, d girl know the man, she say make I spare her 3 minutes n she go meet the man, them talk for 2 minutes then she come enter the car talk for 3 minutes before me kuku vex stop taxi, when she see say I don stop taxi, she come comot come meet me enter the taxi, I dey vex, I neva talk to her sef n she know say I dey vex, wetin me sopoz do na? Make I free her ni? Abi make I shout for her? Or make I give her one slap? NB, I don dey wit her for like 3months now...

If you are married and your trust for her has waned, then I think you need a divorce, no faith I know of is against that....
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.......Nairaland please answer me sharpalli, this girl I dey waka with, I like her oo, but like we dey road they wait for Taxi to carry us for Abuja, e get this man wey see us come horn, d girl know the man, she say make I spare her 3 minutes n she go meet the man, them talk for 2 minutes then she come enter the car talk for 3 minutes before me kuku vex stop taxi, when she see say I don stop taxi, she come comot come meet me enter the taxi, I dey vex, I neva talk to her sef n she know say I dey vex, wetin me sopoz do na? Make I free her ni? Abi make I shout for her? Or make I give her one slap? NB, I don dey wit her for like 3months now...
Sorry for derailing the thread, I need answer sharpali before we enter my crib...

Lovely babe! Rita, I wish you could wait for me till I finish school, I am a manSURED young man of 23, sweet...lolz, plz wait... ,

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Coldfeet: Yes I agree with you! But why is Olori Ojomu! Olori Elegushi and Olori Oniru aren't they beautiful? Are these not also Muslim Queens No insult intended o! Just a question based on your generalization. Back to topic Humility on the part of the Pope!

Funniest post on this thread, hahahhahahahahahahahahahah

E don tey wey me dey sculpt BANANA prick for my landlady na!

With such aggressive attitude you honestly think that we will end up with a positive solution.
A litle thing and you bought religion into it and nw family, remember we are fighting against BH and nt islam....

Why would he need liver to do test? If you have HIV, you have it, either you do test or not, and if you don't have it, test will make you feel better, did you hear him say he always uses protection, if that is. Not a guaranty, and ofcourse it is not, you too should go and do your test as you have ask the OP

justwise: Yes...its a lot lot harder to make a decent living as a foreigner in Europe or America than in Nigeria

Really? So why do yall sell your papa's farmland to leave only to work hard. And earn less?...smh @ this logic...

obuji: Did you understand the part where she mentioned being a student wise people who make money in genuine ways complain when the loose any bit of it.

Hey Mr, I'm a student too, a poor one at that, I am younger than she is and I lost N53,000 from poor security loopholes in our Nigerian banks, you don't see me crying and sobbing how I will burn my degree or passport later do you? She is angst by the insouciance of Ojo Madueke and co but I think she's over reacting,...for N45,000 for that matter, that shows how she value her country...tearing your passport, is that the solution?

And they Nigeria High Commissioner there would not be called by Nigeria to explain this impropriety. Hmm! But wait a minute! Na 300 dollars una want denounce nigeria? Common N45,000? Na wa oo, I don loose money pass like that for Naija and I no cry. Ee be like una wey don jand from naija sef no get ego at all, abi na we dey enjoy pass una ne?

Shaawa, @jigawatts and @usman212, you need not pay to much heed to what people on nairaland say, NLders are known for bashing one another as you can see from many post assuming tribal and religious delineation. Boko Haram are justifying their actions by the Qur'an, that is not NLders doing it, it is they the Boko haramites doing it, what has been my problem before is that Muslims in Nigeria empathize with them and even their religious leaders and several political figures gloss over it as inconsequential, so many a people might not bother so much and might even glee when the sword is turned to the Muslims themselves. However, now that the condemnation of their activity is assuming a national dimension, it is good we call a spade a spade. Mohammed pbuh and all other religious figure are not with on us earth today, so we should take charge of what we do, Boko Haram in my humble opinion are bunch of lunatics and criminals who should be dead and not empathized on. Allah help Nigeria, ameen,

Muslim inhumanity to Muslims.
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In the video above, the deuchebag says that Muslim should join the fight to ensure the religion of God wins, by putting unbelievers to their grave, that the Allah who told them to go to hajj, to pray, to slaughter Rams, told them to kill unbelievers, that they shouldn't have any moral burden on killing humans because of pity, that don't they pity the Rams they slaughter? But because Allah has told them to slaughter the Ram, they know they are doing right, same way they will be doing right if they slaughter unbelievers...smh @ this country oo

Interesting that the Jews today, who are not a people of grace don't pay tithe.
The muslims today, who are not a people of grace don't pay tithe.
It is the Christians who are suppose to be the ones living under grace that pay tithe so that God would answer their prayers and give them financial upliftment.
Your arguments that christians who don't pay tithe are under the labyrinth of financial difficulty does not hold any water, Bill Gates doesn't pay tithe, and he's good financially, Dangote don't pay tithe, and he's good financially. So God punishes the non-tithing christian and spare the unbelievers with abundance while giving the tithe adherrent christians stippends of what the unbelievers get? Hmm! Interesting.

gratiaeo: FALLACY OF SEED SOWING (2 TIMOTHY 3: 6, 4:3-4) We are in the heart of the last days and the prophecies of the scripture are being fulfilled in our very own eyes, daily. Today if you turn to virtually every corner of the city, you see a church or ministry as they are called now. Frankly, most believers in Christ misconstrue the meaning of church, ministry and denomination. That is a message for another time though. The Scripture says in 2 Timothy 3: 6-7, “For this sort are they which creep into houses, and led away captive silly women laden with sins, led away with diverse lusts, ever learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.” In 2 Timothy 4: 3-4 it says, “For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lust shall they heap to themselves teachers with itching ears; “And they shall be turned unto fables.” In Micah 2: 11, the Scripture says, “If a man walking in the spirit and falsehood do lie, saying I will prophesy unto thee of wine and strong drink; he shall even be the prophet of this people.” This scriptural verse agrees with 2 Timothy 4:3-4, all that most ‘followers of Christ’ want in these last days, are self- edifying sermons, not necessarily what God wants them to do. The reigning message is no longer, ‘seek ye first the kingdom of God and his righteousness and all other things shall be added unto you,’ but sow seed in the church or ministry and whatever you want shall be added unto you, in the preacher’s declared measures. I think every believer with the spirit of discernment ought to know where this heretic doctrine comes from. Most Christians are very deficient and lazy in searching the scripture to listen to what God wants them to understand about His purpose for their lives, but run to places where all manner of teachings and doctrines are taught. We prefer to follow the easy way where multitudes are found while neglecting the caution that says ‘the path that leads destruction is broad and narrow is the way and strait is the gate that leads to eternal life’. The first time I heard of the sowing of seed was when I came to Jos newly. On 9th September 2001, the Sunday after the Friday 7th September 2001 Jos North ethno-religious crisis, I went to a church in Kufang. After the sermon, the pastor of the church said that there was need for us to pray so that we will have a peaceful week, which was good. But what troubled me was, when he asked who will sow seed of three thousand naira (N3000.00), two thousand naira (N2000.00) and one thousand (N1000.00) and so forth. I was wondering when the Lord has changed his principle of answering prayers by grace, to answering prayers by sowing of seeds. I was invited to a program in a church some few years back at FDA Road Dadin Kowa Jos; a pastor from a different church was invited to preach. He preached wonderfully about the last days and the maneuvers of Satan to destroy the church, but after the sermon he said that those who would want to escape the snares of the devil should sow seed of two thousand naira (N2000.00) to be prayed for. And if they didn’t have the cash on them at the moment, they should make pledges. Those pastors are cunning with words and intimidate their congregation into sowing seeds; otherwise, their prayers will not be answered. In fact that same pastor gave a testimony, where he said in his church the Lord told them to bring plastic chair each, but a lady refused. So one day when she was preparing for her wedding, he met her and reminded her about the chair, but she didn’t take heed. On her way to the village he said, a car lost control and drove straight to where she sat in a bus, and hit it hard and she died. According to him, she died because she refused to bring a plastic chair to his church, by implication, it can be said that she went to hell because she refused to bring a plastic chair to a church. Candidly, only Satan can do that and not Jesus Christ of the Holy Bible. When has God dropped faith to embrace material things as a condition for inheriting his promises? His word says, “Without faith it is impossible to please Him.” (Hebrews 11: 6). In James 1: 5-6 it is written, “If any man lacks wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally and up braideth not; and it shall be given him. “But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavers is like a wave of the sea driven with wind and tossed.” When Peter met the lame man at the Gate called Beautiful, the man did not sow seed before Christ healed him through Peter, but his faith. The woman with the issue of blood was not healed by Christ because she sowed seed, but her faith. I can go on and on. The people that believe such pastors don’t have the spirit of God. The spirit of God is not the author of confusion, and is full of knowledge and wisdom. I want those that sow seeds for prayers by their pastors to tell me, the prayers they do before eating their food, their morning devotion, before embarking on a journey and so on, to whom do they sow seeds to? Are they not the prayers of faith? If you believe that praying at night before going to bed will move God to protect your family, why would you believe that sowing seed is prerequisite for God to answer your prayers on other issues?. What is it that you have that has not been given to you by God? And what will you give to God to bless you and how much do you worth to buy His blessings? He said, “The Heaven is my throne and the earth my footstool: where is the house that ye build unto me? And where is my place of rest? “For all these things had mine hand made, and all those things have been saidth the LORD: but to this will I look, even to him that is poor and of a contrite spirit and trembleth at my word.” Isaiah 66: 1-2. To prove further that God is more interested in our hearts, Jesus Christ said that if you bring your offering to the alter, and remember that someone has something against you, leave your gift at the alter and go and reconcile first. With these how can someone tell you that it is the seed, and you believe? Apostle Paul through the spirit of God said, “Let us come with boldness unto the throne of grace to obtain help in time of need.” In Hebrews 4: 16 Jesus said, “He that comes to me in no wise will I cast him away.” Why is it that you cannot go to the throne of grace with boldness so much that you have to sow seed for someone to pray on your behalf? Is there fire at the throne of grace? Has God cast you away? Why fall prey to these Sooth Sayers that pose as servants of God? Christ said, “Come unto me ye that labour and are heavy laden and I will give you rest, do you exclude yourself from this call? Matthew 11: 28. Christ wants you to come to him directly, he is not a terrorist. How many seeds did you sow, that made God sent Him to die for you and I? If his death was free, where did God say you must sow seeds for Him to hear your prayers? God cannot be bribed. God spoke through the Psalmist saying, “I will take no bullock out of thy house, nor he-goats out of thy folds. For every beast of the forest are mine and the cattle upon thousand hills. “I know all the fowls of the mountains: and the wild beasts of the field are mine. If I were hungry, I would not tell thee; for the world is mine, and the fullness thereof. Will I eat the flesh of bulls or drink the blood of goats? “Offer unto God thanksgiving; and pay thy vows unto the Most High: And call upon me in the day of trouble: I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify me.” Psalm 50: 9-15 Brothers and sisters God wants us to ask in faith and not sow seed for our prayers to be answered. Christ paid the supreme sacrifice; all that He wants from us is to reach out to Him in faith.

Thank you sir! You have indeed spoken as a real christian. The principle of christian giving is "cheerful giving, not 10%, give all of your salary cheerfully and you'll be found pleasing in Gods eye, give 20% of your salary cheerfully and you will get the same result, give 2% cheerfully and you will get the same result. But paying a "TENTH, or TWENTHIET of your salary because your pastor preaches so was not the Jesus I knew growing up. Also, He (Christ) did say on the last day he will tell some that he was hungry, naked and thirsty and they abandoned him, Jesus Christ does not live in our pastors, he lives on as he said, "even to the least of his brothers". The beggers, orphans and widows in our midst who cry in destitution while we feed our turmescent pastors fat is a classical example of a non-christian life.

The funny thing with most of us brainwashed christians is that even the jews in Israel today don't pay tithe because the tribe of Levi have been lost and there is no temple, a certain jewish Rabbi expressed shock that the idea of tithing is used by thieving christain pastors to exploit their gullible members...smh

God never asked christians to pay tithe, those who do it are not doing it to God, they are only enriching their pastor.

psalmdave: its little tins like dis@ur comment dat may av great effect on ur life bt by den u will be blamin devil nt knwin ur little comment put u in sum dip shit.....try to respect urself,it will help u in life..thank u!

Who is this clown again? And what tha Fk are you talking about?

So? How is this news? And WTF is Abacha? I thought he died in 1998. SMDH....well I'm sipping my furah da nono here.

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