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Princessmel: You guys need to learn one or two things from the mr universe nigeria contestants ooh la la

Hey baby,
The "FRENCH KISS" could not be teleported, would you rather I bring it to you in person.......sign #KissOfMonaco

milychocs: .......


erm, please don't drop it inside the cab/bus cos as soon as you leave, the driver/conductor will fling the rubbish out of the vehicle....what I do is keep every thing-biscuit wrappers, cellophane, banana, yes, banana, peels inside my bag till I see a waste bin to drop it inside...failing which I dispose of it at home...I have, always, and will always do this, in Nija oo...cheers

Mily!!
What about us who don't have handbags...lols
True talk though( what you just wrote)

I Fully nominate him
https://www.nairaland.com/empex
Though empex, put a full pics...

Mademoiselle! You are slim no doubt, fine....yes
Bum....don't know yet
But what I do know is that you are not smiling,
A kiss from me, a lad from Monaco will keep you smiling all day, so mademoiselle, do you need my FRENCH KISS?

Yeh!!!!!!!!!!!!
I read it all,
Now I need to sleep****my eyes hurt****

They can use the one dollar benchmark any other place in the world, but when it comes to Nigeria, the only veritable statistical tool to know the poverty rate and purchasing power of Nigerians is by this very simple questionnaire:
CAN YOU BUY ONE CUP OF GARRI EVERYDAY? Yes= RICH
CAN YOU BUY ONE CUP OF GARRI EVERYDAY? No= POOR

2buff: Is this a BBW?

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Yes na!!!!!! Shooooooooo!!!

@OP, your beloved Jonathan is still illiterate, he just released some Bokos who killed thousands of Nigerians days after they were arrested, if Obasanjo that can read and write is an illiterate, Jonathan is an illiterate and still a daft as ever...

This is not news na,
Nigeria's ROADS are among the most dangerous
The RAILS are still 1920's style
The AIR is the most dangerous
The waters,..............well said
This is a fact, NIGERIA is the most dangerous place to live as a Nigerian as more NIGERIANS have died in NIGERIA than in all other countries combined.

AS USUAL, IMMEDIATELY AFTER BEING HAILED FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING (the first he has done since 2012) JONATHAN COMES OUT AND SHOOTS HIMSELF AT THE LEG... HOW PATHETIC!!! Jonathan IS BACK AGAIN....one step forward, 60 steps back mtchwwwwww!!!

Lagusta: i'm sorry, someone just corrected me now that our beloved prophet never killed anyone, that what i posted was a fabrication!!! i'm very sorry

plss i implore the mods to hide my previous posts, sorry!!!

like i said, prophet muhammad (SAW) NEVER KILLED ANYONE!!! yet he won all his battles against the idol worshippers.....

Asked that "SOMEONE" again that who killed Ubayy Bin Khalaf? When you get the answer, you can tell the mod to leave your previous post...

OP clap for yourself
But alas my friend, you could not gloss over the fact that you are an Amaechi campaigner at heart, incase you don't know, Jonathan has more street credibility in the South than Amaechi can ever have, also, Buhari has 5X the street cred of Tambuwal.
But Buhari is a regional Champion and can not win any election in Nigeria, Tambuwal is a thief and always will be, if he is a saint, he should reduce the behemoth salary he and his peers enjoy gleefully while Nigerian die in their thousands from starvation.
So far so good, Jonathan has made 2015 a one horse race, until the opposition bring out a credible flagbearer, all I have to say is EYA!!!

The problem with the North is with the role models they take
Below are the least of good role models who never took a life:
Budha
Mahatma Gandhi
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King jnr etc





Now, below are some proven life snuffers
Adolf Hitler
Uthmaan Dan Fodio
Mohammed (SAW)
Abubakar Shekau etc

They should learn to choose their role models wisely, then they will develop.

Lagusta: ...and how many did he kill, only one person out of self defense.....

Hmm
You are not doing a very good defense here, so he killed.
Another question, are his friends and followers killers? Because there is a saying that show me your friends and ...
Rather than the killer, I will rather follow Budha who never took a soul.
If the prophet has killed before, then I think I know who Moslems emulate.

Oya!
LIE Mohammed and Prof Abdullahi Angoh what do you have to say.

Care should be taken so that in the course of fighting this menace, terrorism is not exported to other unaffected states.

Why did they not revolt when IRISH and other Europeans were the bishops in Nigeria....Charlatans!!!!
Incase they don't know, the pope is the bishop of Rome, guess what, he is not an indegene of Rome
The Bishop of Bauchi is a white man, the Arch-Bishop of Minna is an Igbo man....





To something more serious "for all the Scholars on the thread, I thought INDEGENE is not an English word?"

patrick stone: HOW MANY TIMES WILL I SAY I A, NOT D ONE

Shaaaraaaaap there! You are the one

I'm not angry with the OP
Is vacuity is blindingly obvious, what I'm angry with is that our comments( and ofcourse mine too for stressing it) will drive traffic to this his/her brainless thread.

I don't want to blow my trumpet but @OP, I'm annoyed that my pics is not there.

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They should search any Mallam and Aboki with flowing gowns....

Lagusta: **85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners.
**80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners.
**99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners



Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria...

Hmmm....

I don't know when those statistics was compiled and also, the richest state in the country from veritable figures is NIGER STATE which is in the north. Poverty is immanent in all parts of the country and all these political office holders you highlighted are for 3 Geo-political zones I.e NE, NW, and MB.
During Yar'adua's time, many political office holders came from the SS, SW and SE.
And also sir @Lagusta, I would like to know how to write USMLE at 400L, don't know if you may help with advice.

[quote author=Nuzo']Before any bill is passed, researches, opinions and votes must have been sought after from the lawmakers and the people.

Votes and opinions to legalize weed in France will have no inpact as those in support are a very tiny minority.[/quote]Look at this man! Who told you weed does not have impact on its users.....na wa for you O!!

Crassus: And what is bad about smoking weed.. please enlighten me

My guy! Don't get me wrong,
Smoking of weed by a consenting adult does not affect other people, but it is illegal in France, why would they now legalize gay marriage because it is being done by consenting adult.
If they must legalize gay marriage, they should legalize smoking of weed and stop all the hypocrisy.

OLD NEWS!!!
Nobody is talking about amnesty again O! Sabi sabi Reverend, What we are talking about now is BOMB the ISLAMIST.......and that's what we are doing!!!

Van snickers: Great! Homosexuals are human beings also, i don't see why anyone will be against Gay-Marriage.

Following your logic, no one should also be against weed smokers

What I will never understand is why smoking weed is illegal in a country that has legalised gay marriage. If gay people have rights, weed smokers also have right afterall they are adults who can make mature judgement.
Hollande has mismanaged the economy and France is now heading to recession, they should have protested to oust him from office...since he is so good in mismanaging the economy but a very good manager in gay rights..........RUBBISH!!!
Consenting adults my foot!
Why is prostitution now illegal? Is it not a commercial interaction between two consenting adults?
There is nothing progressive about supporting this stupid new wave, it is pure hypocrisy!!!