itaewon:
Wike is greater,more powerful,relevant,brave and intelligent than peter obi.

FACT!

Nah youths like una no get sense. Wife got votes because he had to bribe delegates.
If nah free and fair.. Wife and Atiku can never win.
Make una dey reason the best for una self and other younger generations. Forget sentiments, e no good for us.

See other wicked politicians having their kids coming in like nah their birthright. Naija youths make una get sense small and vote out all these greedy family.

Jonathan loading.,........

ZirdoRoray:
Why the marriage no go hang? See the sooner we stop lying to ourselves about the polygamous nature of men and accept reality if it, the better. The wife shouldn't feel bad if he has been performing his duties has a husband. Ladies should allow men express themselves truthfully about what men want so that their marriages can last longer. See 95% of men want a sidekick, this backed by scientific data. Nature, reality and your feelings are not the same. The ladies who exposed such are at fault. See what I'm saying everyday? We are decieving ourselves that men are naturally monogamous but the sex Industry and extramarital affairs keep blooming everyday. The day we stop lying to ourselves, that's is the day we will reach true compromise and accept the way reality and nature works. No matter how much, you cage a man in a monogamous marriage, he will either cheat or become a temperamental. You ladies keep complaining that men are not treating you right but are ready to understand that what really men want is that you be the main lady and have the legacy and all the benefits but allow us to be men and have sidekicks. That way you will always a loving a caring man who will be more affectionate. Men are polygamous, believe me, the reason that marriage was going well was because the man had those sidekicks. If not that woman who have an angry husband at home. I doubt he has ever been abused her.

Did you read the contents of the message at all? Abi you high small? Which one....

cherryCola:


Lol.......

I didn't got life easier bro, I started working in building and
fancy blocks factory when I was just 15, there are some days I have to load ten thousand blocks on a tipper.

Am not looking down on his job, it just piss me off
hearing he wasted four years in school just to get a job that 90% of the driver's can't even brag of a complete SSCE .

You still don't get it. Regardless, na he hustles...
Every person defer. Imagine if that guy applies to trucking companies in Canada or the USA, and he gets the job. Then he own done settle.

Truckers make money in North American countries. Do your research and find out. Truckers were given 100k dolls (free money) in Canada during hot Covid season.. Someone told me. Then they even find Truckers FYI.
That guy should know what he has o and find his way if he wants to shaa...

lightskinnigga:
And the VP of the country still wants to become president?

Even the minister of transport, under whose watch this heinous crime was committed wants to become president?

In sane climes, these folks mentioned would hide their faces in shame.

They’re guilty by association

You for just summarize say the party dey guilty say make nobody participate or show face

Nikkganc08:
Mine was a sad tale but a bit different

My parents had 5 kids ( four boys and a girl)

The sad tale happened around when I was in primary 1.


My Grandma heard a story of how a child put his fingers in her sisters genital. The first thing that came to her mind was to rush down to my mums house to break d news. She just believed that we've been doing same.

Somehow, she came and convinced my mum that we all ( the four of us) have been putting our finger in our sisters anus.

As at then, our eldest brother was still in either primary 4 or 5 (I'm the third child).

My Grandma and mum brought us all out in d parlour and gave us all serious flogging without telling us what was wrong.

After d first batch of torture, we were all crying already. That was when she announced that we have been putting our fingers in her anus.

Pls before u judge me, note that at such age, I had ZERO IDEA of what putting hands in someone's anus meant.

My sister was called to confess.
She shouldn't be more than 2 years then.

They asked her...

Did xxxx put his hand in ur bum bum?
She'll Nod her head in affirmation.

Did yyyy put his hand in ur bum bum?
She'll Nod again.

Will u eat human head? She'll nod
Will u drink urine? She'll Nod

Anything u say, She'll nod.

Mum didn't care about her foolish nodding. They just wanted her to confirm that we all put fingers there.

Well..., after several hours or torture , the eldest two insisted that they've never done such before (because they were a bit matured and knowledgeable then). They were spared.

I tried same but more beating was added.

Mum stripped me and d last son naked and flogged us more .

She said, 'tell me d truth, I'll leave u'

We both said we r innocent.

More slaps, flogging and hours of kneeling down where served to us.

Frog jumping and 'no food' threats were added.
Followed by no more school fees.
And finally, that they'd come to our school and make sure we'll be called out and flogged in front of everyone during morning assembly.

She kept on saying " tell me d truth and I'd leave u".

Finally , we had to admit to d story so that mum would spare us.

Lol....!!!


That was when d real beating started. Its a long story though.

She told all our relatives about how we've been putting our fingers in our little sisters anus.

She won't let our sister play or stay with us.
She'd just shout 'remove her from there before xxxx and yyyy (name withheld) would start fingering her.

She bought more pants for her (the BIG ones) plus some stuffs that is blackish and looks like boxers (don't know d name but women wear it alot). She must were pant, that black boxers, and a hose at same time before putting on her blouse.

Followed by tutorials for her to shout and report us to mum any day we touch her pant again. Lol...!!!

Whenever mum is bored, she'll just call d both of us, strip us naked, kneel us down , then flog us as much as she wanted.

Followed by questions like, "when was d last time u put fingers in ur sisters bum bum? ".
"Is it yesterday? Last week? today? "

If u don't pick anyone, She'll pick one for u.
Maybe, she'd say d last time u did it was yesterday.

Whenever grandma feels bored , she'd come to our house, strip us naked and start her own flogging.


I'm almost 30 years now.
I'm a non-virgin.
I might have done stuffs with my female friends.

But d truth remains this...
As kids, we were tortured for what we knew nothing about.

Something I had no idea of what it meant.

Someday, maybe this week, I'd call my sister and mum together, she has to confess whether she was fingered or not.

And mum MUST apologize for d unnecessary torture.
Grandma is dead. So, let's allow her to rest in peace


If my sister decides to accuse me , then we MUST get a native doctor to fish out d truth.

I won't let such heavy accusation slide again without repercussions

I don't get it. Why wait till you are 30 years before calling out your mum or having such discussions with her?

Abalado:
Original man of God,,,,I seek your God to bless me beyond my imagination this week,,Amen

Me sef tap in to the blessings.

Oshodipikin:
Sanwo olu is an ass hole. In the whole of this NURTW saga, I have watched with utter dismay that whatever MC Oluomo dictated in the morning, is what the dindinrin of a Governor will echo through his Town Cryer in the evening.


It's amazing that people's reactions to Yemi Osinbajo declaration were that of anger and vituperations. Sanwo Olu was in VP residency yester night b4 he declared. He was also with Tinubu today when he met with APC Governors. Does a house boy that sanwo olu is has that kinda of guts to go hobnob with his master opponent in the upcoming APC primary?

While I abhor Tinubu's kind of politics, that guy should be studied in citadel of learning. He is a political chess master, if na lie ask OBJ.

2 THINGS ARE INVOLVED IN OSINBAJO DECLARATION


FIRST
Tinubu is working assiduously for Osinbajo. He won't step down prior to the primary. He will contest and lose and accept the result of the primary in good faith because the party has spoken. He is in the race now to preserve Osinbajo chance because of the jackals and cabal who would have tear him (Osinbajo) limb to limb at the primary.

The delegates he is paying knows who to vote for.

SECOND
The RCCG + other undiscerning Christians votes is worth more than the N40m APC form to Tinubu. In fact it's worth $10m. If he has any ambition at all. Osinbajo will step down on the eve of the primary and most of those who have signed up as delegates (especially northern delegates) to vote for him thumb the ballots for Jagaban. Either way, he is still in charge.

You may not like that Ojuyobo of a man but he's undisputed black belt holder in this game. Where are his mates in 1999 today?

Forget, Osinbajo no dey step down for anybody.

The race is between him and Amaechi for that party. Sit down look.... E go shock you..

OptimmusPrimme:
I just knew it had to be these cursed people from the land of the drowning sun.

These cocaine-trafficking, incestuous & cannibalistic bastards are responsible for 98% of all the atrocities committed in the Southwest and all the abominable vices you can think of.

They hate the Hausa/Fulanis

They hate the Yorubas

They hate the Niger Deltans

They hate the Benue People

They hate the Kogi People

They hate the South Afrikans

They hate the Ghanaians

They hate the Indians

They hate the Chinese

They hate the Cambodians

Sincerely speaking, they are the most useless and confused ethnicity in the Cosmos.

They said they’re marginalized and therefore, want Biafra. Ok, take your Biafra and relocate back to your erosion-ravaged enclaves in East.

The Coalition of Northern Groups even came out and urged the National Assembly to grant these drug-dealing bastards their utopian Country, but what did we see?

These bastards sent their representative (Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu) to curse the Coalition of Northern Groups and then declared that any evil plot to expel the Igbos from Nigeria with the aim of dispossessing them of their properties scattered across the Country will be resisted.

But this bastard representative has seen how his fellow bastards have been shouting “BIAFLA OR DEATH, NO LEFULENDUM, NO ERECTION” all over Nigeria and he kept quiet & simply held his peace.

Another Bastard from Nairaland said they will only accept to exit Nigeria if the old Eastern region is included in their BIAFRAN Country.

They are simply planning to steal the Niger Delta Oil-Producing Communities and lump them inside their Biafra, in spite of the Niger Deltan tribes & communities saying they are not part of - and will never join Biafra.

These are the same bastards painting & portraying the Hausa/Fulanis as bullies & land grabbers, but they themselves are culpable of the same crimes they accuse the Hausa/Fulanis of.

In truth, these bastards do not want Biafra because all of them know their Biafra will be worse than Congo, Somalia & Afghanistan combined.

What they want is POWER. Their “BIAFLA” is nothing more than a blackmailing tool to usurp Power.

Nobody heard the agitation for Biafra from these despicable animals when Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was the President because they benefited immensely from GEJ’s presidency and even had Azubuike Ihejirika as the COAS.

Nnamdi Kanu was nowhere to be found castigating the Government at the time because he was busy flying from one Country to the other in search of black, white, Indian & latina prostitutes courtesy of GEJ’s handouts.

Left to me, these cursed people should be treated in the only language they understand.

Anambra and Enugu would be annexed from the South-Eastern States and used as training grounds by the Nigerian Armed Forces, where all our newly imported ballistic missiles and long-range artillery weapon systems would be used in training our gallant men, and by extension to obliterate every cockroach & mosquitoes (young & old) moving in those two states while the training exercises are on going.

Please wait a minute! Before you accuse me of tribalism or inciting genocide, how many times have you cautioned your bastard, hare-brained people from inciting genocide on other tribes and the “Zoo”?

Look, in the spirit of fairness & justice, we must always endeavor to apply the theory of the “Goose and the Gander” in our everyday lives.

So, let us continue. Since your people think that they are smart and the rest of us from other tribes & ethnicity are stupid; a national referendum would be conducted at the behest of these “cursed bastards ingrained with the spirit of Nzeogu” from the East of the Niger.

There will be no neutrality. Either you’re on the side of Nigeria which your people call the Zoo or on the side of Biafra with your three state-Country (Imo, Abia & Ebonyi).

Of course, I did not forget. Shebi I have already told you mannerless recalcitrant bastards that Anambra & Enugu would have been converted into our proposed-training grounds for the Nigerian Armed Forces?

Therefore, they will be excluded from your Biafra since you thieving bastards too are planning to annex Kogi, Delta, Benue, Rivers & Edo into your stupid, infeasible & unachievable Biafra.

Then if your people refuse to either go with Nigeria or Biafra, they will all be rounded up and shot summarily for creating unrest and breach of the peace. But I trust the Ladipo, Onitsha and Alaba market boys, (vast majority of whom constitute the iPOB) to begin trumpeting their slogan - “BIAFLA OR DEATH”

Then, the Nigerian Civil-War Pro Max or version 2.0 will be declared & unleashed with immediate effect. Those who would want to remain in the “Zoo” in order sabotage our efforts; ayayayaaaa; well, I’ll come back to what will become of their doomed fate later.

All Biafrans will be given 72hours to exit Nigeria and relocate back to their cursed lands in the East.

Abi you expect to leave your MTN job for Innoson and still be earning salary from MTN?

Any Biafran that fails to comply with the directive will automatically become food, target practice & sex slaves for the security apparatus of the indigenous host communities of their abodes.

Yes, yes, I know. You’re already thinking what I’m thinking?

Predictably, they would engage and launch their propaganda & lying transmissions into gear 44 and resort to what they know how to do best by calling on the international communities to come to their aid.

But the international communities are not daft & stupid like the Igbos.

The international communities will then begin to collate & bring out all the statistics of their cocaine-related crimes, Human-trafficking, Armed-robbery, Cultism, Homicide, Wire Fraud, Stolen Equipments, Car Jacking, House Jacking, Human Jacking, Animal Jacking, Fake goods, Currency-counterfeiting and every crime you can imagine.

Russia, Turkey, India, Amerika, Canada, Hong Kong, China, UAE, Brazil, South Korea, Thailand, Cambodia, North Korea, Japan, Germany, Belgium, France, Switzerland, South Afrika and Britain - all these Countries will then conclude that since ALL THESE LISTED CRIMES ABOVE were perpetrated by the flat-headed & cursed Biafrans, It is therefore in their interests to fight on the side of Nigeria in order to eradicate these crimes & criminals from their Countries - once and for all.

Now, this is where it gets interesting.

You’re fighting to break free from the shackles of injustice and at the same time, taking the laws into your filthy hands.

Who will be foolish & stupid enough to come to your aid?

You want to break free from Nigeria but 98% of all the crimes perpetrated within & outside Nigeria are from your region and by your people.

That is exactly why the doctrine of the “clean hands and equity is very vital; Hence the maxim: “He that comes to equity must come with clean hands.”

An “AMBUSH” mechanized regiment would be deployed to every exit points in the Southwest to frisk and lookout for anything that remotely looks like our flat-headed enemies. All the males & children are to be fumigated with “Zyklon-B” & extinguished at a make-shift Auschwitz abattoir while all the virile & fertile females from age 12 to 17 are to be brought to me at the Supreme HQ (Yes, That is my office). The rest are to be shared as spoils of war amongst our gallant officers.

That is when reality will begin to dawn on these uncouth, loud-mouthed, empty-brained & belligerent bastards from the East of the Niger, and immediately begin to sue to peace & dialogue, but it would have been too late by then, since half of their population that reside outside the South East would have fallen as target-practice & sex slaves to the brunt of the hostile indigenous host communities where they are domiciled, and have been insulting all their lives.

At least 14million recalcitrant cockroaches would have fallen, because by Sango, I have vowed to break the records of my father.

Now, In order to re-admit them back into Nigeria after making sure that 14 - 30million of them have been utterly decimated, an executive order will be decreed proscribing the mention of the name “Biafra or BIAFLA” since it died in 1967 along with those poor & empty good-for-nothing souls who perished at the altar of ignorance, hypocrisy & covetousness, triggered by a greedy, self-serving traitor.

A 1000-Naira policy will then be imposed on them as a punitive measure as against the 20-pounds policy imposed on their fathers & mothers in the 1970s.

All their bank accounts will be frozen and their monies transferred to the Federal Government purse while leaving them with just 1000 Naira to kick-start the second round of their “much vaunted” industrious nature & business acumen like we did to their fathers & ancestors at the end of the civil war.

Look, nobody is praying for war but WE (The Oduduwa Children) will rise to the occasion should any bastard pushes his luck too far.

If you do not want this ugly fate to befall you and your generations, then you better be of good cheer; and replace the fermented akpu with ofe nsala soup inside your rotten skulls with the spirit of Patriotism.

Be a law-abiding citizen like the rest of us. Stop letting your emotions & inferiority complex take the better part of you.

Replace the shouts of “marginalization” with “yes, we can do it together”.

If you want power, present your candidates and rally round for supports from other ethnicities.

Unfortunately, who will even want to vote for an Igbo candidate, seeing how they curse and taunt us daily with derogatory remarks at every given opportunity? Sango forbid bad thing!

An Igbo man as the President of Nigeria? The announcement of Gideon Orkar in the 1990 coup-d’etat in still fresh in our memory.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/flashback-speech-presented-by-major-gideon-orkar-on-april-22-1990/amp/

How the bastard decided to excise & cut off Sokoto, Borno, Katsina, Kano and Bauchi states from the Federal Republic of Nigeria when there were also military officers from these states who participated in that same coup d’etat.

That is why I keep saying that the I.Q of an average Biafran is “minus 20” (-20). Think first before you act, but the reverse is the case with these meth-ingesting bastards from the East of the Niger.

I remember vividly when Seun Osewa created the thread: “NAIRALAND SAYS NO TO SECESSIONISTS”

https://www.nairaland.com/2792995/nairaland-says-no-secessionists

There was no insults & curses these wayward children of Satan did not hurl at Seun. They even threatened to abandon NAIRALAND to go create their own BIAFRALAND but here we are today. As it is with every barren land, nothing good can come out of it.

That is why I am convinced that you incestuous, cannibalistic, power-hungry, money-hungry, domineering & cocaine-trafficking animals from Alaigbo will continue to be 4th-Class citizens in Nigeria as long as the Sun rises from the East and sets in the West.

In conclusion, I wish all my well wishers and enemies whatever you wish me in multiple folds.

I come in peace!

Grow up.. This is 2022...

TrackerXL:
There worse fools in Anambra n Abia chasing marwa driver up n down with rubbish ticket go ask you father to go after those ones the police are dealing with this already.

Are you an Agbero yourself? The author was stating the obvious.

Sincerely, I don't know what's wrong with you Naija youths... Flat head this, demon that...

How that one go take put food for table or make things better for you all?

Keeping on pointing fingers o... 2023 done dey near... Make Naija youths get sense small .. Another 4 years no be yam ooo...

waterkunle:


Chukweze is not even there at all. Guy didnt play any reasonable football in this AFCON not even one clean dribble. If not for bad decisions from Eguavon, chukwueze show not even be in the first 11.

Ejuke would have played better at the flank today.

I tell you. Ejuke would have been the joker.

He would have taken attention away from Simon. Simon would have played better but coaching sentiments also caused us the match.

It's so sad as Nigeria keeps on making such mistakes when it comes to 2nd round or group of 16. They fail to look at their immediate match but are already thinking of semi finals (whom they would meet).

Happened to this same Eguavon then when Denmark thrashed us 4-1...

Anyways, nah to go back go strategize. Maybe Rohr sef for carry us enter Finals����

It also shows we do not have a credible 9 in this tournament. Ahmed Musa would have even been a better 9 for us. Olayinka is even better than Awoniyi and Sadiq..

Coach sentiments follow cost us this match. Chidera would have taken attention from Moses. Chidera is fast and skillfull as well. He would have been brought in. Even if na penalty make he come cause against Tunisia.

Eguaveon yab abeg... Sentiments finish am for this match..

Ejuke Chidera should be brought in

Ejuke is a fast player... bring him in to even cause penalty against this Tunisians

aryzgreat:
Abeg bring Ejuke. We need fast pace player to match these Tunis

I done talk am make then comot chukwueze bring in chidera

OnyeOlokoro:
No creativity in the mildfied
Bring in Iwobi, Nwakali or Ejuke, we need somebody to drive the ball from mildfied to attack
Remove Awoniyi, iheanacho should move upfront

Dammn

That is it... Remove Awoniyi and bring in Olayinka. And bring in Ejike

Victorized:
Honestly, moses simon has been our best player so far in this afcon
But
Overdependenccy on him was predicted by the Tunisian side and he seems to be locked in
Eagles should move the ball around to other options as a deceptive strategy
We can win this game

Chidera should have been the joker coming into this match...

I would have preferred Olayinka upfront. His got better skills and connection compared to Awoniyi

I would have preferred Olayinka upfront. His got better skills and connection compared to Awoniyi.

Chidera should have been left to complete the match.
I would have preferred bringing in Ahmed Musa for Sadiq.

Na Iwobi then suppose comot rather than Chidera.

My thoughts shaa...

This is quite interesting.

Wonder between both parties - who is actually giving false news?

Emeks008:
This year AFCON is full of suprises.

Algeria struggling to qualify from group stage. Hmmmm.

See weytin Seria Leone do strong team like cote d' ivore.

Na wa ooo

Sieria �� has always been the undergone. Those guys are determined...

Eguavon should have brought in Chidera for speed and dribbles and put Musa as the substitute 9. This Sadiq number 9 substitute no be am oo..

FreeStuffsNG:
From Borno?? Same Borno ravaged by Boko Haram?

All you typed up there are the usual beer parlour discussions elevated to social media lies by PDP, IPOB terrorists, bitter bigoted tribesmen, spoilers (hoping that APC is naive enough to square a PYO against a tactical HE Atiku or choose a candidate from SE where APC is weak so APC can lose),naysayers and scaremongers.

Thank God you never mentioned incompetence. Thank God you never doubted the competence of Asiwaju Tinubu. Since 2023 will be about competence, then Asiwaju Tinubu is the best and most qualified to lead Nigeria.
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu. Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely capable and competent to lead Nigeria to greater heights.
God bless Nigeria forever.

My appeal goes to patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely capable and competent to lead Nigeria to greater heights.
God bless Nigeria forever.
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You are not even serious at all. Likewise those who liked your messages. Nigerian youths una must to hear word this time around.

We still one #End SARS # End TInubu Campaign #

Nigerians and voting � �‍♀️ Evil leaders be like 5 and 6...

DavSagacity:
They all did very well..
But that Ejuke guy should be given more playing time. He's good on the ball with good pace

I done tell una say Ejuke nah the joker for that team. He go play wellaa!! But nah selfishness go be he own..

Ropostic120:
I don't see them beating the super eagles tomorrow.
They are just so lucky Osimhen and Dennis and Ighalo don't show face. We would have beaten them but I see the two team sharing the point tomorrow


Nigeria has very deadly speedy players in Musa and Chuckwueze and with the touch of senior Kez Kelechi in his skill passing, we are going to get at least a point tomorrow.


Na only Salah dem get and him no fit play the whole field

Chidera is the man to watch for in that Naija squad.

ademi87:
don't we have better, younger and influential youth that can compete... Why are we recycling same sets of old politicians and expect miracles, I'm even fed up of everything

But the former CBN man is contesting - Kingsley Moghalu.

We youths never ready! APC and PDP are actually playing us all... Lets vote someone neutral and not all these recycled old politicians wey done steal money and done settle their families.

Wise up and think about your future and that of your children oo

Ebubeslym:
Doubt this squad go pass knockout stage

Why then no go pass? Then go reach finals sef. Nah just the weight area me dey look cos the other teams tick wellaaa..

But nothing shaa... den go ball.. especially Chidera.... that's the joker for us...

HarunaWest:
Our brothers will never learn from us. When one of our own signifies interest in a position, we all step back from slandering or blackmailing him. When he clinches it, we can then resume the yabbing. Instead of the SW to forge a common front and support their own, they are already insulting, backbiting and ridiculing their own later. Much later, they will say Arewa is cheating them whereas they are the ones ridiculing themselves. Politics is about compromise and dropping ambitions for the common good. Not everyone can be a leader at the same time.
Our brothers at the other side arent ready.

Nigerian youths shaa! Tinubu o! Atiku o! Shouldn't even smell that position. Left for me, I go prefer someone neutral from a different party.

Why must we keep recycling old greedy men. Then another 4 years una start to cry again.

Lets get serious and forget all this silly sentiments.