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FamilyRe: Man Presents Daughter's DNA Result As Gift To Girlfriend. The Result Shows The M by Samakus(m): 8:59pm On Jul 29, 2020
Where's lalasticlala set?
FamilyRe: Man Presents Daughter's DNA Result As Gift To Girlfriend. The Result Shows The M by Samakus(m): 8:59pm On Jul 29, 2020
Wow. That's a man there. I can't stand a cheating partner. If I can hold myself despite everyday temptations to do otherwise, you have no excuse not to
PropertiesRe: Exquisite And Durable Furnitures At Affordable Price by Samakus(m): 8:35pm On Jul 29, 2020
Royalfurnitures:
Quality leather sofa at affordable price of 250k for a set(7 seaters). It's negotiable
Madddd sofas. Just that it's on the high side
RomanceRe: Couple Set To Wed After 13 Years Of Dating (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Samakus(m): 3:26pm On Jul 29, 2020
Prmedia:
why ?
13 long arduous years of waiting to be 'wifed'? No be chice biko
RomanceRe: Resurfaced: I Don't Love Him But This Is Happening, Advice Needed. by Samakus(m): 10:52am On Jul 29, 2020
If only I could get an opportunity to physically appreciate your wisdom.

Until then, keep being wisdom

ethicallyright:
"A strong man doesn't have to be dominant toward a woman. He doesn't match his strength against a woman weak with love for him. He matches it against the world." - Marilyn Monroe.





Norma Jean, also Marilyn Monroe , was the Kardashian of the 60s. A sex figure she was - an innocent fine face, endowed with curly blonde hair and the slim figure 8 which were in Vogue few decades past. Many men who we would later define as simps ,fell at her feet and wished they could have just a night with the late thespian.

The quote above suggests that women do not love men who beg them for love. If he walked your flat ass out of his office and saw you as the flirt you are, you'd fall for him. If he didn't convert his job hours at the mall to a honey moon, the title of this thread could have been :

"I love my boss but he doesn't care"

or
" My boss is rich but doesn't love women. How do I make him notice and fall in love with me?"

We've warned these weak men consistently but they care little. Tell him to give you 5 million naira and thereafter tell him that he is " emotionally assaulting" you. Maybe he will learn this precious lesson the hard way.

Lucky lady, I give you my blessings!
RomanceRe: Couple Set To Wed After 13 Years Of Dating (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Samakus(m): 10:43am On Jul 29, 2020
I don't wish anyone this kind of love biko
TV/MoviesRe: KiddWaya & Erica Boobs: Will This Fresh Scandal In BBNaija Be Ignored Again? by Samakus(m): 10:37am On Jul 29, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Real niggarrrz don't veg out in front of the tv watching bbnaija
Those are for pussy asss niggarrrs


Real niggarrrz smoke some weed, drink enough bottles, make some dope money and bang enough Pussy anyday anytime twice on Wednesday
Mr Niggarr himself. Always masturbating on every thread
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Advice Me. Should I Accept The Job? by Samakus(m): 2:12pm On Jul 28, 2020
You nailed it. This is the mistake I made in my early 20s. Now I'm 29 and starting where I should have passed since


Young man, don't take that 30k job. If you no see another better work, enter street. As long as you didn't kill anyone, nobody cares how you made your money. Everybody cares about how poor you are

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

My niggarrr
Don't be deceived by your young age

Na so poverty take dey start
Before you know it one girl will be willing to cohabit with you for that 30k job
Then una go begin stay face me i slap you apartment
Then pikin go drop

After that your chances of upgrading in life go come reduce because you will now be scared of taking risks as wife and pikin don dey ground....

So if I be you i go avoid that job
There is nothing like the journey of a thousand kilometres begin with a step.... slow and steady wins the race...
You are too young for that bullshit
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insists We Spend N500k Or Less On Our Wedding But I Want To Spend N1M by Samakus(m): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2020
Tales by moonlight!! Ladies like the op described doesn't exist. At least not at that young age of 24
RomanceRe: She's The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (opinion) by Samakus(m): 4:49pm On Jul 24, 2020
[s]
vivilafrosh:
Young beautiful Instagram Nigerian Beauty is arguably the most beautiful girl in Nigeria. She goes by the name tekkyshy in her Instagram page and seems to have attracted lots of admiration. Her no make up picture has revealed her natural beauty.


I think she's the most beautiful girl in Nigeria (opinion)
[/s]


Trash

RomanceRe: Share Your Simping Experience. by Samakus(m): 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2020
I'm a follower of redpill. I simp not undecided
RomanceRe: Why Did She Lose Interest Suddenly? by Samakus(m): 7:48pm On Jul 23, 2020
luscioustrish:
Ok.
That's so disappointing. I expected a fight.

That's quite unwomanly
RomanceRe: What's The Worst Thing Your Lover Did To You After A Breakup? by Samakus(m): 7:43pm On Jul 23, 2020
She stole my water drum I kept outside my apartment as she couldn't lay hands on any other thing.

Many girls are really bad losers I tell ya cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Did She Lose Interest Suddenly? by Samakus(m): 7:35pm On Jul 23, 2020
luscioustrish:
Too many fine girls in Owerri..we fine diee wink
.
Move on please wink
You no follow dem.


I dey my house
RomanceRe: He’s Transparent With Me Financially But Doesn’t Spend On Me. by Samakus(m): 4:43pm On Jul 21, 2020
My God!! Is there a good, compassionate, girl out there at all again?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: "Nengi Lied About Her Age, 23 In 2017, 22 In 2020” by Samakus(op): 8:59am On Jul 20, 2020
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TV/MoviesBBNaija: "Nengi Lied About Her Age, 23 In 2017, 22 In 2020” by Samakus(op): 8:58am On Jul 20, 2020
Rebecca Nengi Hampson, an entrepreneur from Bayelsa State and a housemate of BBNaija season 5, has been accused of lying about her age.

The former model and MBGN Top 5 contestant who said she is 22 years old has been trending on twitter after some Nigerians alleged that she contested for MBGN in 2017 as a 23-year-old.

Read their reactions below;

“She do MBGN for 2017 as 23 year old, now for BBN 2020 she be 22? Wonderful stuff” – Sayolroko

“Lobatan nengi brought football age” – Aramide


“Right from miss peace and tourism her age no dey increase. She did MBGN twice with same age���” – Beryl


“I just saw her face and I was she’s 23?? Hmmmmn okay oh.. If there’s football age then there’s BBnaija age” – Antonie

“She is scripted ex housemate will be d cause of her challenges. 3 of them are following her. Na wa” – Joyce

“I don know that babe from our uniport days since 2013.. She won one Queen of Trust pageant in 2013.. The lie dey make my head pain me�, But all thesame we move�.. Nengi for the money sha�” – Missybenny

“Her Age is like the situation of the country,e no deh move forward” – Nduka

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gistreel.com/she-was-23-in-2017-now-shes-22-nigerians-accuse-bbnaijas-nengi-of-lying-about-her-age/%3famp

CelebritiesRe: “his Beauty Is Too Peppery” – Ladies Gush Over Bbnaija Housemate, Ozo (photos) by Samakus(m): 8:15am On Jul 20, 2020
He's cute no doubt. Being light skinned helped too
EducationRe: 10 Cryptocoins That Would Hit $1 M-$10 Million by Samakus(m): 7:39am On Jul 20, 2020
cho25bc:
*10Cryptocoins That Would Hit $1 M-$10 million*

*History is about to repeat itself, if you missed bitcoins, why would you miss this?*

Bitcoin is one of the digital currencies called cryptocurrency. Bitcoin is the first in the world. It is money we spend online. I call it 21st century money.
CNN said that bitcoin was the best investment of last decade.

Cryptocurrency is a form of digital money that can be used as a means of exchange online. Bitcoin is the first cryptocurrency to be created in the year 2009. Bitcoin is both money and an asset, and only 21 million bitcoins will be available for people all over the world, the scarcity will make it a valuable asset.

It rapidly grew in value from just $0.003 in 2010 to it highest price of $19,783.06 by December 2017. To put that in naira perspective, let assume that dollar to naira exchange rate is ₦360 (though, the rate was far less than ₦360 in 2010), it means, the price moved from just ₦1.08 in 2010 to ₦7,121,901.60 (₦7.1 million) in just 7 years.

It means, if you managed to just invest only ₦1.08 in 2010, by 2017, you would have about ₦7.1million in your bank account. This is never manipulative or hype value. You can check bitcoin chart to see the records for yourself.

Now, just imagine... in five seconds, what your financial worth would be today if you were fortunate to have invested $100 (₦36,000.00) in bitcoin in 2010. Try and get a seat to comprehend what your worth will be by now.

Now you no longer have to wait for 7 year.

Last year Feb, a coin called Thore coins went from $0.03 to $2000 in August so the person that bought $10 (#3600) made 21 million naira and the person that bought $500 (#180,000) made #1.2 billion naira.

Now you have the opportunity to access 10 coins that can make you $10 million dollars, that is over #4 billion naira.

I paid a lot of money to attend the seminar and get this information but because you are my group members all you have to pay to access this opportunity is just #25k. Also note: You are not going to only have access to the information alone but also get training on how to go about it.

If you want to know about Bitcoin; then Google it or YouTube it to find out more

Note: This information is also time bound as price would increase by next week as these coins are hottt....cake. So if I were you; id get to work on it so as to beat time and access to the coins. Don’t say I didn’ttell you...Don’t say I didn’twarn U...OooO.

Whatsapp/call on 08062810391
Pay 25k?

Guy, rie ezigbote nsi
RomanceRe: Share Memes Make We Laff Abeg by Samakus(m): 8:42pm On Jul 19, 2020
ekene101:
was d monkey using bleaching cream when it was alive??
Most probable
RomanceRe: Share Memes Make We Laff Abeg by Samakus(m): 2:46pm On Jul 19, 2020
Man Utd 3 Chelsea 0. And you see a Chelsea fan on the road and said hi..

SportsPep Guardiola Hilariously Talks To An Empty Seat During Defeat To Arsenal(video) by Samakus(op): 7:44am On Jul 19, 2020
Arsenal defeated Manchester City 2:0 yesterday at Wembley in the English FA Cup Semi Finals.

Camera captured when City coach, Pep Guardiola was busy discussing tactical issues with an empty seat cheesy




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGlntH7YmoI



Lalasticlala, is that frustration?
NYSCRe: Ex Corp Member Cries As She Has No Hope Of Securing Job After Service (video) by Samakus(m): 3:30pm On Jul 18, 2020
This is funny

Obviously, that lady is over 30. Real life start after NYSC
RomanceRe: The Crave For Big Yansh By Naija Ladies (pictures) by Samakus(m): 2:33pm On Jul 18, 2020
Ntash no dey trip me.

Beautiful face with a working brain does
SportsRe: Manipulated Matches by Samakus(m): 4:26pm On Jul 17, 2020
spled4u:
If you are interested in profiting from Soccer matches.

If you know you can pay to get MANIPULATED ( FIXED) MATCHES , then drop your number.

I just discovered a source for manipulated matches.

Daily. - $70
Weekly - $150
Monthly - $300

Total odds around 65- 90 odds.

You pay to the source for the manipulated matches not to me.

Drop your phone number if you are interested.

Disclaimer::. Trading/betting on soccer/manipulated matches involve risk.Only show interest if you are not risk averse.
The poster shall not be help liable for any risk involved.
People no dey fall for this shit anymore boy. Go and learn carpentry
RomanceRe: I Told Her I Wouldn't Have Sex Until I'm Married. Now, This Is Happening! by Samakus(m): 7:36pm On Jul 16, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Heartless. No b for here married people dey open thread dey beg for help? Fake friend u are.
I can see you don't have any job. That's why you're always masturbating on every thread on Nairaland.

An advice. Find means of being productive. No be every problem p.ssy go solve this year
RomanceRe: He Doesnt Call ,does It Means He Doesnt Care?? by Samakus(m): 2:45pm On Jul 16, 2020
The same reason I broke up with my ex. I try to call her once a day despite my busy schedules and occasional lack of airtime. Girl, told me that she deserves that I spend at least 2hrs everyday on call with her.

Mind you, she calls maybe once in a week. Tried to make her understand that men got a lot to occupy themselves with. Especially money making ventures. Of course she wasn't having any of it. The nagging about calls bored me to a stage I couldn't have any of it.

I asked her to go meet the guy that will be calling her 2hrs a day. I ain't got time for student's kind of love
RomanceRe: I Told Her I Wouldn't Have Sex Until I'm Married. Now, This Is Happening! by Samakus(m): 2:30pm On Jul 16, 2020
The guys above me have already advised you. Cut ties with that woman. She's married.

You don't owe her anything. If you're father Christmas, go to any nearby junction, you will see less privileged beggars, help them. Most of them don't have legs and hands
SportsShanghai Shenhua Sign Obafemi Martins To Replace Manchester United Loanee Ighalo by Samakus(op): 7:10am On Jul 16, 2020
The 35-year-old striker rejoins the Chinese Super League outfit on a free transfer in the wake of his compatriot’s loan deal extension at Old Trafford

Shanghai Shenhua have completed the signing of former Inter Milan and Nigeria forward Obafemi Martins, who returns for a second stint after playing for the Chinese Super League side between 2016 and 2018, Goal understands.

The 35-year-old forward rejoins the team as a replacement for compatriot Odion Ighalo, whose loan deal at Manchester United has been extended until 2021.

On Wednesday, Martins shared a video of himself on Instagram, wearing Shenhua kit with the rest of the squad, and a source close to the player has confirmed to Goal that he has been re-signed in a playing capacity.

Having left Seattle Sounders in 2015, Martins scored 32 goals in 59 games across all competitions for the Chinese heavyweights, while playing a key role in the Hongkou Football Stadium giants’ Chinese FA Cup success in 2017.
However, he left the Shanghai-based team in 2018 after suffering a hamstring injury, and has been without a club ever since.

Ighalo was loaned to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s Red Devils on a temporary loan deal on the final day of the January transfer window as a replacement for injured Marcus Rashford.

Having impressed in his eight appearances before lockdown and the subsequent postponement of football - scoring four goals in three starts - the club extended his loan until January 2021.

Martins’ return will strengthen Choi Kang-hee men’s attack ahead of the resumption of the Chinese Super League.

The former Super Eagles striker recently told Goal that retirement was not on his agenda despite being without a club since leaving Shanghai in 2018.

“After my career-threatening injury in China, many people advised me to quit, but I told myself I still have a lot to offer the beautiful game,” he told Goal. “Football is my life; I eat, drink and sleep football so I don’t see any reason to call time on something that makes me happy.

“I’m 34, but I feel like a teenager, and with this sensation, I can still play for any big team across the world. I’m thankful for what I have achieved in football but I thirst for more.

“That desire is still there, the desire to score more goals and win more titles. For my next move, I have got offers from the United States, China and Saudi Arabia but I will only move when I see the right bargain.”


After featuring for Reggiana and Inter Milan in Italy, Martins joined Newcastle United in 2006 and helped them win the Intertoto Cup in the same season.

He also represented Wolfsburg, Rubin Kazan, Birmingham City and Levante before moving to Seattle Sounders in 2016.

In international football, Martins scored on his Nigeria debut in May 2004, against the Republic of Ireland, and ended his Super Eagles career with 18 goals from 42 appearances.
https://www.goal.com/en/amp/news/shanghai-shenhua-sign-martins-as-ighalo-replacement/5bbdpr9gl10s1n8zblubbd195

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