₦airaland Forum

player007:
And who are you sir? GOD??

atheistandproud:
I don't get you bro.

sameer1212:
You are an Id*iot. We read every fu*cking time where your so call pastors/bishops Rape and impregnate women in churches and no one accused/insult Christianity. But bastards like you always find something to say about Islam The moment you realise there are bad people in every sect,religion,country the better for you. Nonsense

coldplay3813:
That's hw my kid bro's gf went to service and ended up staying with a guy in service , after service d guy dumped her and came back to my bro for forgiveness. My bro simply banged d shit out of her and told her he is enaged to someone else...ladies smh

tupacshakur:
To hold body for one week sef no be here, talkless of one month.

Those NYSC officials are bloody hypocrites. All of them.

You know, I served in a "sharia" state. Despite that, free Gold-circle condoms were shared to all corpers during the first week of camp.

The NYSC officials would still warn us every morning that sex was prohibited in the camp. Were they expecting us to use the condoms as balloons or something?

Mumu people!

sanandreas:
Did she marry at 18yrs? Absolutely not. Your father wrote a four page paper defending himself

tupacshakur:
Yeah, I'm quoting you to call you names!

You are a Realist and a harbinger of the truth.

Your views are very correct.

The bye laws restricting sex in NYSC camps should be repealed.

tupacshakur:
...just as we Niggers ain't loyal too. It's a man's world anyway.

Meanwhile, it takes a very strong-willed lady to pass through that gruelling 3 weeks camp or serve for a year outside her guy's domain without tasting other dicks, especially if she's used to tasting her guy's dick often.

Guy, abeg, e no easy for ladies, make we no lie. They've got blood in their veins too.

I vividly remember my "sexcapades" during NYSC too. Imagine fuckin' a babe from behind while she's on phone with a her Fiance, telling him of how she misses him.

Oro po ninu we kobo!

RexTramadol1:
Especially ladies






Their atrocities are too much







See how cheap they are,chai








Ion even trust this ones,imagine having 6 gals and not one is trustworthy







Awon olosho gbogbo








I'll give my life to christ, gals don tire me









Quote me and see your gf's name in the a thread similar to this

commitcrime:
Love stopped "sharking" you? Sorry or ur friend?
E-diot u need advice for that?
Anyways my advice is this.
Go ahead and marry her
Impregnate her
Divorce her

KanwuliaJara:
No originality.
No creativity.

I choose the threads I want to post on.
Many are "Mtcheeeeeeeeeew" threads!
Annoying is an understatement!

KanwuliaJara:
Abeg, this Family section do quench tey tey!
After 8 years here, NOTHING new to discuss abeg.
I nor get time to waste! My TV is more useful e jor.


I just dey show face to make sure I outlive all my dead h-enemies daz all!

Abi you be shareholder for NL PLC?
Pele o!
Shop don close!
Go find onoda work before I see you for road dey beg for chop money all ova Ogun State o!

Muchechecheche

EfemenaXY:
So you're saying the only option open to them is DEATH, abi? Endure till they get killed.

You think being rendered homeless and destitute is a worse fate than death. Is that what you're preaching here, Sambarry??

Re: the underlined bit - there's nothing to judge. It's common sense. You either choose to die or you choose to live.

LIFE or DEATH.

Which is it, Sambarry?

EfemenaXY:
I'm busy jor.

Do you believe everything you read on here?

nasha1:
u cant mention them yourself nd u think i will do that for u?dont start something u cant finish.

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

nasha1:
nah my eyes are seeing you calling out people cowardly.mention them or are you scared?

daretodiffer:
Lol

Ermmm...Timboktou and coogar, don't rejoice too much oo

In this case, she will if he cheated on her .