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lilmax:
Its a happy day for NL women

I'm trying not to laugh

Timbuktou:
We're both aware of what you've been begging for. Don't be coy, woman. Be a woman and go for what you want.

ode! You don't understand English again. Shebi you are the one ranting how well maintained your tail is and I said display it for others to see how "clean" it is. Why fear con dey grip you


oya highlight where and when I have begged for your kro kro pheenesee.you better respect your self this Wednesday morning
Shebi you know how to get cynical abi? Kuntinu na

Orisirisi asha Lori nl


how can I be sucking out milk from my nipus other than for my infant. Some peeps are just obnoxious and funny

Canadiangirl:
for heaven sake they are children

sexy is not the appropriate word to use

they are beautiful

the op that created this thread must be one of the numerous paedos on nl

Timbuktou:

mention it na abi shoro pesi je ni

Timbuktou:
Really, Kul? You're this desperate? Who would have thought?

desperate of what?




shiiioooorrr

Timbuktou:
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

pinshore of your Pphenese or you don't have one

Timbuktou:
Nah, you wouldn't be able to keep its wonderness to yourself. Don't want any more stalkers than I already have.

then it's dirty. You don't want this place to boom

Timbuktou:
Tsk tsk. Isn't it too early to be tugging at my boxers? Anyway, come back in 10 minutes...to my chambers and find what you're looking for.

no! Off The thing now or its dirty

Timbuktou:
Ain't gon happen. It's well maintained, and isn't used unnecessarily. That's highly unlikely.

and how am I supposed to know that. Pinshores of the proper grooming or it's dirty

Are you okay. You better respect your self in your own interest

bennyrazz:
@ohwhy, that particular vegetables you use to cook for your fiance while you were dating, have you stopped cooking it? you know those vegetables you cooked for him for 6yrs before tying the knots and he accepted you the way you are, have you forgotten if yes, start recooking it again. And everything will return back to normal


CC: sambarry take lecture notes

HAAAAA I AM COMING SOOOO LATE OMA SHEY O CHAIRCOVER WHERE IS MY JOLLOF RICE,SHIKIN AND 5 ALIVE

EfemenaXY:
Ooops!

Late comer like me (again)!

Happy Wedding Anniversary madam CC. Hope you all celebrated in style? Re: the bolded, are you sure you don't want to branch Kew Gardens? Or the Chelsea Flower Show? I hear the tickets are now available for purchase...

Anyway, I saw this on YouTube and have been stitches ever since! Why oh why do I think the lady with the green hair is R231's latest babe?

Oya, in no particular order, make una come judge matter:

CC
Naijababe
Damiso
Edwife
Chillis
Cococandy
Carefreewannabe
Ile
Aisha2
Sambarry
Taryour
Modisweets

And anyone else jare.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcc03A-oqDI

Timbuktou:
Your head may soon fall off from constant unnecessary shaking, be careful.

IT IS YOUR OWN DHEEK THAT WILL BECOME IMPOTENT

2CatWoman:
IDEApro and mutter should marry each other. Kanwulia should officiate and SAMBARRY should be the MC. O ti pari.

KO PARI O.IDA PRO AND MUTTER SHOULD MARRY KANWUIA WHILE I BE THE M.C.LOBATAN

cococandy:
It is frustrating really.

IM TELLING YOU.SOME PEOPLE HERE JUST CHOOSE TO BE DELIBERATELY UNREASONABLE

Slonge2:
My apologies to jonathan for not honouring his invitation.
I was busy as hell.


I had to send delegates(dangote, otedola), I will there next time..

WHY YOU NO SEND OBAMA AND QUEEN ELIZABETH JOIN

cococandy:
Who wrote that shittty piece? She may have been heartbroken but the marriage certainly isn't what made her vomit blood and die.

So instead of investigating to see if she was poisoned or something of that nature,they want to attribute the vomiting of blood to the marriage?

Smh

I JUST TAYA FOR HOW RE-TAR-DED SOME PEOPLE CAN BE

YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS VERY DRY.HOW UNFUNNY

MarvellousGod:
Money answereth all things indeed. .. see how girls are hustling to be a second wife to an old man who is old enough to be their granny, dey even commit suicide on top(that's if she did kill herself anyway) or the friend may have even poisoned her just so she doesn't disrupt their marriage in anyway.... End time things

Ehhh, girls stop introducing your sweethearts to your gfs esp if he's rich or handsome because girls ain't smiling oo, what is good for the goose is good for the gander


Beautiful girls are hustling to marry an old man while some of my nl brothers never had any girl smile at them before..


In all, Pathetic story it is.....RIP Amara..

KanwuliaJara:
Is that not what THE WORLD. . . .your #1 H-enemy wants?
To have a good laugh at your family problems?
Don't give it the slightest chance!

All you can do is damage-control.
Go and learn it!

and who's his enemy?

So as i was saying
That album answers it

KanwuliaJara:
Because it is the gospel TRUTH!

madam happy new year na shower things this year @ your pinshore


skin e ma smooth ke anyway

KanwuliaJara:
Mark ME present please!

you have resumed nl


happy new year o

Errm

Timbuktou:
The victim is at fault sometimes. Don't get it twisted. A man should not hit his wife just as a man should not hit another man, but these things happen. Why do they happen, because it's a part of human existence. It happens because of the principle of cause and effect.

smh

Indeed

5minsmadness:
Your topic is misleading.

The man already told you of his intentions the moment he met you. Heck, maybe you were the reason he came out of his office to see what this pretty damsel wanted. Now he is being direct and pressuring you, its not as if he was the one who gave you the job or you work in his organisation or that he is trying to blackmail you.


Do what you ladies do best. Let him down the way you have let down other toasters you didn't like.

Abi, or is there something else?

lofty900:
I dont agree. let him remain there till he can fend for himself. squatting is worse especially when he has no penny to his name

SAMBARRY HAS SPOKEN. END OF DISCUSSION

True and to buttress that

Op face ya front. E consain you abi na you impregnate your mama ni? E no get pesin wey overfloat her belle. Abeg let the owner of the belle and the carrier of the belle be worried about their issues. It's their business to handle and none of your concern so worry about yourself and your issues

Op leave that house and go and squat with friends till you get a job and an accommodation. EOD!

EfemenaXY:
But marriage isn't a do or die affair. Especially in the West where no one really cares.

Re: the bolded, I just can't stand them with their bling-bling, golden teeth, pulled-down-pants-to-the-kness, and barley coherent songs lacking any discernible message(s) or morals. I guess I'm soooo old school...

efemena no mind them joor

dinachi:
Most important reasons are feminism, rotten puccy etc...add yours.

indeed. But you forgot this one

Oya o all the people efemena has called may una come out o.im here ready to read/listen to whatever you have to say