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Lmao why you dey take the matter personal na




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I don't believe that sh1t

Kanwulia: First of all. . . .YOUR PAST HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR PRESENT. You are only paranoid because YOU THINK YOU CANNOT HAVE A CHILD. So, it is the end of your world! Huh! I am sorry for you.

You have been blessed with a rich, LUCRATIVE past. . .I WOULD BE PROUD OF IT!

Your mother died mysteriously. . .too bad! MOVE ON!!!

You must let the past be the past sweerie. . .NOTHING TO CONFESS. . .BUT TO YOUR GOD!

If the BABA keeps chasing you in your dreams. . . ASK HIM IF YOU OWE HIM. . .THEN GIVE HIM A DIRTY SLAP!

As for those aborted babies. . .if their mouths are opened with money in them. . .SNATCH OUT THE DAMN MONEY FROM THEIR STOOPID MOUTHS FOR IT IS YOURS. . .AND THEY ARE YOUR DEAD BABIES TOO. . .SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SEND THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG. . . TO REST IN PIECES IN THE ABORTION PITS OF HEAVEN OR HELL. . . shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiior!

Finally. . .if I were you, I WOULD NEVER HAVE MARRIED A CHRISTIAN. . . open your mouth. . .HE WILL JUDGE YOU, THEN NAIL YOUR AZZZE TO THE CROSS. . .EVEN WITH A MORE SORDID PAST THAN YOURS!

Before YOU got married, YOU SHOULD HAVE REJECTED CHRISTIANITY IN TOTALITY. . . .BECAUSE, THE ONLY EMOTION YOU CAN EVER FEEL IS THE GUILT OF HYPOCRISY!!! YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NOW. . .BUT YOU HAVE NO JOY, PEACE OR HAPPINESS. . . WHAT A RIP-OFF! WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER? YOU FOR KUKUMA CONTINUE YOUR ARISTO WORK JEJE KE. . . I PREFER YOU AS AN ARISTO BABE. . . YOU WERE MORE FUN. . .THIS CHRISTIAN WIFE SHYTE. . .NOR FIT YOU AT ALL!!!!! SEE ALL THE STRESS WEY YOU DEY GIVE YASELF BECAUSE OF HUSBAND AND PICKIN? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!

You asked not to be judged. . . YOU HAVE ALREADY JUDGED YOURSELF.

I only have one question to ask you? WHAT THE PHOCK ARE YOU ASHAMED OF?

Are you the first to have 10 abortions? EVEN THOSE WITH 20 PER YEAR. . . MARRIED TO MEN WHO HAVE DRIVEN THEIR EX-GIRL-FRIENDS TO 'ONYE-CHEMISTS' FOR 2000 ABORTIONS PER YEAR. . .OR MARRIED TO YEYE ABORTION DOCTORS WHO PERFORMED 100 PER DAY have become grandmothers and grandfathers.

PLEASE, ENJOY YOUR LIFE. . .AND STOP BEING HARD ON YOURSELF.

If you decide to 'confess' shyte. . . marry another woman for your husband. . . or allow some 'silly-looking GREMLINS of aborted ARISTO-babies' to torment your life. . . with one YEYE babalawo kpa-kpa. . . .

YOUR BIZZNEZZZ. . .I NOR SEND!

YEYE DEY BOOM! YOU WAN QUENCH BECAUSE OF 'FRUIT OF THE WOMB'?. . . .ONLY A CHRISTIAN WILL FORGET HIS OR HER BLESSINGS. . . TO CONCENTRATE ON WHAT HE OR SHE DOES NOT HAVE FOR SURE. . .RUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBISH!!!

BTW. . . IF YOU ARE FEELING SO 'BORN-AGAIN-ISH'. . . you berra RECALL YOUR SISTER FROM THE ARISTO BUSINESS. . . SO THAT UNA 'BABA' AND ALL YOUR DEAD BABIES WILL NOT PURSUE BOTH OF YOU WITH MENTAL ILLNESS TO UNTIMELY DEATHS. . . . .OUT OF THIS SWEEEEEET WORLD OF OURS!

THAT SAME BABALAWO WEY HELLEP YOU GET ABUJA FLAT, PRADO JEEP AND HUSBAND. . .CAN GET YOU A CHILD TOO!

Bottom line. . .BE TRUE TO YOURSELF ALWAYS. . .FOR WHAT IS YOURS IS YOURS. . .AND NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU!!!!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Nollywood tins

Good evening o.let me be the first to comment however I'll be right back

JEITO: chai!!! Dis girl don spoil finish. Abeg don't corrupt me or spoil my consecration o. I be celibate o infact, I cover my mind with the blood!!!

celi gini




you be celi?




taaaa mechionu

hensben: see as she dey hold the dog for body, oyinbo wannabe ebola is real.

hater grow up and get a life



must you always be nasty

Darteyyyy: No matter your degrees and accolade....

If you can't satisfy a woman in bed....

You're not yet a man.

take 5.


You have spoken like a wise man

God save you. See your head

I have only come here to watch film. So when the show starts let me know. Oya aboki, give me suya 200 naira own

A gentle man should also know that

Kanwulia: No wonder some people dey mistake us for one anoda.
Muchechechecheche
#teamFEMInism#

Oya kuntinu. . . .

ok so back to the issue



this is the characteristics of an un gentle man

Kanwulia: Nigerian women have learned not to expect LOVE from NIGERIAN MEN. . . .Gentlemen, ALWAYS PAY FOR SEX PLEASE! We will appreciate it, since we cannot loose all ways!
Na soap we dey take wash nyansh o!
Please, donate to charitable poohsies!
It is called 'TIP'!

Oya kuntinu. . . .

sorry for the digression, you reminded me of something

A wise person once said

I have given you some ma.look above

Kanwulia: I am more interested in the 20 qualities of a NIGERIAN GENTLEMAN.
Any suggestions?

Oya Kuntinu. . . .

1. Don't look for a virgin to marry IF YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN YOURSELF.

2. Stop taking your pregnant girlfriends to abort YOUR "CHILDZZZZZZZ".


Oya Kuntinu. . .

Furthermore

What gentle men should remember

To cut the long story short here's mine

Haa oko rita dummynik

yuzedo: I won't even front, D'banj be lookin' like a billion dollars.. Which is basically his target. Son is keen on getting in on the Bono rep.. Superstar artiste on the humanitarian/charity circuit.. World-changing business that will give him access and respect of the REAL (low-key) Caucasians running the world. Serious moves by a nigga that isn't interested in hanging out with Klever-Jay, Eeedris and other local niggas content with the small pond they struggling in.. Bro got his eyes on Billy the Gate and the fat-cat entourage.

So clean-shaven T.I. look is the way forward eh? Okay, time to shave like this and become a philanthropist. My goatee isn't taking me anywhere except Mushin.

THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SWEETUS FOUNDATION, AN AFFILIATE OF THE ICE-CREAM LAPS APPRECIATION SOCIETY (I.C.L.A.S)

P.s. I need whatever skin-care he getting. Toning o, bleaching o, whitenicious o, tura o, whatever! GIVE ME WHATEVER CREAM(S) HE USING!!! It can't be vegetables/hydration making a nigga look like he never done pooped in his life!

Butt pads

Well back in the days people especially family friends or extended family members show up without calling to inform you that they will be coming and that was because there was no phone and its kind of a culture thing . imagine your mom or your moms sister coming to visit you and then you ask her in a playful manner e.g "aunty mi why didn't you call before coming" the next answer is very much predictable. You will hear



must I call my aburo before I come. Afterall your house is my house and vice versae



and if you were someone who lived in uncles, aunties or cousins house be ready to put up with unexpected visits because some of them will think it's their right and you dare not open the door or say why didn't you call. If your family is a close knit one everyone will know how ungrateful and rude you are for not opening the door for your family member meanwhile you lived with them when you were in school.



African mother in laws too are guilty of that

MRbrownJAY: the important question is why do you have to hide?

nothing dear

EfemenaXY: ^^ Kulyie, why the name change?

SAMBARRY sounds mischievous!

Kanwulia: I wish I could say 'AMEN'. . . but I can't.
There are some DEVIANTS that will always be part of any society!

that's very sad



but how can a mother expose her young kids to a man like that. She couldn't even study him well before exposing her kids to him.o lord Jesus

MRbrownJAY: ahahahahahahahaha

she's a she though

Ewwew what a repulsive swine and he still had the effrontery to boast about it on nl.smh


may God continue to protect new generation kids from repugnant p@edoph1les

Kanwulia:

Tell me abourrrit.
Were you here some 7 years ago in THIS SAME FAMILY SECTION. . . .
One NL poster(MALE OF COURSE) confessed to 'fingggering' 5 year-old girl. . . .and he enjoyed it?
I think the topic was the most disgusting thing you ever did.
He received such a BACK LASH. . . he had to change his ID sharp-sharp!
Dem niaaaly killllam!
The thread niaaaaaaaaaaally catch fire!!! Kai!!!!

Orisirisi

EfemenaXY: Definition of one kind:

~ e get as e be

~ e be as e get.

lord have mercy

Abeg ignore this teenagers, they just want to work you up

Kanwulia: Oh dia!!!!
I wish dem go hack me join.
Make Ogun plus Sango explode for dem ANOOSE!

Kanwulia: You too done change name?
ABI HACKERS TIEF YA "VALUABLE DATA" TOO?

yes o kanwulia



all the above

How some people's penis rise for a growing child beats me.the irritating part be say them plenty even here on nl

MRbrownJAY: i am good bro, for my sanity i have to sometimes stay away from NL. although i have no idea who you are since you are hiding under this new profile. no worries, i can understand that sometimes NL (or NLers) is getting to you too, lol!

sambarry you know VERY WELL

By the way I thought they said what a man can do a woman can do better

Why are they making noise all over the place. I presume cheating should be the exclusive rights of men . What's with all this disgusting hypocrisy and double standard. If a man cheats they will say endure, it's one of those things, men are polygamous by nature but if a woman does the same all hell will be let loose.


Mshewwwww