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Besides Seun the founder, who's the oldest Nairaland active or inactive member? I'm just been curious.


This is the oldest I have seen so far though she's no more active...

https://www.nairaland.com/hotangel2

Rest in peace, brother...

HannahHitler:
op I deduce that you are never serious. even while toasting girls, I can imagine you making jokes and being funny.

oga you have to learn to wear a ser
ious face when doing serious stuffs. try not to give up easily, chase the woman you want actively. by the time you bombard her with calls and texts and press your hard D against her laps, she will realize, you are serious.

I be wan DM you, not until I saw Lesbian on your dp.

On a more serious note, anytime I want to ask ladies I wear a serious face, yet they don't take me serious.
Persistence in asking a lady out? I'll give it a try

Lalas247:
No one wants to date a clown ... with no job Cause u stated up there you still in school
I rest my case No quote me o

SMH
With the use of tense in my post, does it suggest I am still in school?
I would have gone on and on to criticise your ignorami, but I will stop here

gabinogem:
You done make money When u make money, ur money go bring out the seriousness in u... Ask Bright Okpocha or Ayo Makun dem go confirm wetin I just tell u now.

I'm making money, and I am trying as the days go by to be a better man.

Are you telling me those aforementioned never dated girls before they got the money??

QueenSuccubus:
Maybe you should stop making fun with the ladies coz no one will ever take you seriously.

It's like a nature to me. It means I would be depriving myself of some things...

Hello folks, girls don't take me serious.
I can remember walking up to 2-3girls while in school yet none of them gave me attention.

I am a jovial and funny guy, I wouldn't say I am a comedian but sometimes when I talk especially in my dialect people do laugh.

While I was in school I played a lot with everyone, both guys and ladies, that girl some people found difficult playing with or found difficult being free with her was always easy for me. Sometimes, when other guys saw me doing some things around a girl they marvelled.

Those girls never picked offence from whatever i did to them because they knew me for that.

When it was time to be serious and walked up to them, they would be laughing and say I was joking and I was damn serious.

Sometimes, those girls finally ended up with guys by some standards I was better than(no pride). All their thoughts was I was joking.


Do I need to change my nature all in a bid a date or ask a lady out

Sometimes, age does not count.

It depends on how intelligent, well-informed, educative, incisive and innovative the candidate is, though he must not be too old because agility should also be put in consideration.

In the last election in America, the two top candidates, the youngest was 68.

In my opinion, Nigerians I beg you don't vote any of these people, I'm almost tempted to call them fools...

Atiku
Fayose
El Rufai

Vote either Kwankwaso or Osibanjo (I wish he could contest).

#Bless you

The devil is a liar, That university has come to stay...

Moses own worse o

atheist5:
[1] it seems to me that you are gambling with god rather than finding genuine reasons for believing in is existence,wouldnt your all knowing jesus be mad that you gamble on him. Religion especially christainity and islam are mere mythical ideologies that are relevant in poor and developing countries like Nigeria, there is something to lose when you spend your one existence serving a god that does not exist,following stone age superstition rather than enjoy the benefit of living in the modern age of science and technology,look at how miserable Nigerians are because of religion,it is a big waste of life.
[2]believing in god cost you everything,you spend your life listening and practicing illogical rubbish.you pay 10% of your money,you reject science and logical thinking,you hate people of other religion you discriminate base on religion,you hate gays for no logical reason etc

I never mentioned a particular religion throughout my entire write-up.

You believe there's devil right?
Why do people believe more that there's devil than God?

why this? why that? All you hear is the devil!

To you everything happens by nature, believing that there's devil, is it my nature too?

@ the bolded Does America fall into this category? Average Americans wake up in morning and after yawning, you hear God bless America, isn't that a sign of believing there's God?

Bro, believe in the existence of God, there's a supreme being

Nuhvey:
Oh come on.. This has been asked so many times already.. Which of the God's do we believe in then, given that there are over 4000 Gods considered as "Supreme Beings"? What if at the end, you find out that Allah is the true God and u've believed in the wrong one all along?

Yes, there are so many gods, there are even people who call themselves gods.

Let me help you out!

*Believe that a Supreme being created you.

*Believe in that Supreme being you don't have to fight for when he is criticised, lambasted or blasphemed.


*Believe in that Supreme being you can not see, yes, that's why he's God!

By and large the true supreme being will reveal himself to you

In today's world at large, we have so much practice of atheism. I wouldn't know if the number of atheists increases or decreases...

Atheism has been there for so long, even before Christ. Atheism didn't just start this century or the one before.

The first known atheist is Diagoras of Melos (5th century BC): Ancient Greek poet and sophist known as the Atheist of Milos, who declared that there were no Gods.

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The reasons are as follow:

1. You have nothing to lose
If everybody does not believe there's a supreme being, I'm sure no one can dispute the fact that death is inevitable, everyone would die!

We are sojourners on earth whether you like it or you don't, you will die, I will die someday.
Come to think of it, if I believe that there's God and at the end of our pilgrim journey of earth, it dawned on me that there's no God, will I be purnished for believing in God while on earth? Outright No. I have nothing to lose at the end.

But, if at the end there's a supreme being and you didn't believe on him while on earth, you've gotten to the point of no return, you will lose your body, soul and spirit. That supreme being you found difficult to believe on earth would purnish you which means you're doomed for ever...
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2.) It's a simple task
Just believe! Only believe! It doesn't cost you your life, money, cars, house, fortune name it!
Just believe there's God doesn't change you from being a human being to an animal.

Why do you find it difficult to just believe since it does not cost you material things. What a simple and easy task! Just believe there's a supreme being also known as God!

Shalom

Double standard

I was so happy when I got the news about the withdrawal... You asked me to come and serve my fatherland in the North, though I am not an igbo but I am scared because when they start their wahala, even Yoruba muslims, they will kill....

Saggy bosoms

The word impossible makes the statement illogical...

Is she an angel ?

I may not know much about other Christian footballers, but for Kaka, that guy is a devout Christian... Shalom

Hey! Baba Agbalagba Sun re o.

Greet Supo kosemani... owe lesin oro..

My experience so far outside orientation camp


My first experience so far was when I first dashed my feet on Northern soil.
I boarded a luxurious bus from Ibadan to Kano(My longest journey so far), we had few stopovers but the notable stopover was in Kaduna because few people alighted.

I used the opportunity to pee, when coming back to where the bus was, an aboki man was approaching me with power banks, I tot within myself that I would need a power bank, so I beckoned on him.

Me: Aboki inakuana... (we got there in the morning)
Aboki: Inakuana...
Me: (I picked one of the power banks) How much?
Aboki: 5k

Me: What? (I smiled... Aboki man wants to cheat me he has no idea where I come from, me, Ibadan boy
Me: 3k
Aboki: No... E pass that

Me: Hmmn... They say Abokis are straight forward, hope this man won't be offended with the way I'm hanging on the price.... I murmured

After some time, he agreed...

Me: Aboki, 2k

This man go kill me today o

Aboki: Kai! If you no wan buy comot!

I turned and decided to go, he held me and said customer bring money.

I brought out the money and collected the power bank...
Apple logo on it, 5000mAh...

Finally, I have a power bank I said....


Up till today, I don't know if it was power bank or bank power I bought or bank power....

Aboki do me wayoo...

SuperSuave:
Ehya! Eleyigidigan. Do they all have the same policy? You should find out, every country out there can't have the same policy except you are bent on a particular country.

Aiit Baba

Hello everyone, Since I gained admission I have been aiming to study abroad for my Masters, what I know about the institutions abroad is that they do not take less than 4.00 CGPA out of 5.

Now, I'm a graduate, but with a CGPA of 3.98 do I still stand a chance to study abroad for my 2nd degree?

Thanks in anticipation!

Here is a sixty-four thousand dollar question.


Since the time of democracy we've always known the middle name of our president which include:


=> General Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo
=> Alhaji Umaru Musa Yaradua
=> Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan


What is the middle name of president Muhammadu Buhari?

NeduLuiZ:
rephrase bro. Don't get you

How much did it cost you?

justicejay:
Happy birthday.
A living legend.
Is there no tread for those legend musician like olando owho, kayode fashola, empro, rolling dollar, kSA,abeni and so on....

You forgot chief commander Ebenezer Obey

0luwasean:
Top feed at Apata and Akala express :
Broiler starter: ranges btw N3100 - N3300
Broiler finisher: ranges btw N2700- N2900

Good day, Please I want to ask you a question as regards my poultry farm and I will be happy if you reply as soon as possible.

My poultry farm comprises layers though on a small scale will clock the 16th week in few days time which is the point of lay. What I have discovered is that the birds are not showing signs of readiness to start laying eggs, what I mean is that their vulva is not yet red which is one signs of laying eggs.
Can it be the formula of the feed?
Can I get a formula from you? Thanks in anticipation!

4everGod:
[b]They (Muslims) kill Rams because they follow an aspect of Abrahamic life which is symbolic with the time God instructed Abraham to replace His son Isaac with the Ram for an offering but in their case they replaced Isaac with Ishmael Abrahams son from Sarahs maid.

Christians are no longer doing this since Christ became the Lamb of God and the only eternally acceptable sacrifice to God. We, however are not to condemn their actions but to show them Love as it is through our acts of Love toward them that they can listen to our message of Jesus and yield.

The eating of the meat when it is offered is to be done by us out of Love if we are matured enough to remove superstition, hatred, bitterness and self righteousness from the equation but when one is still a growing believer and still subject to emotions then by all means do not partake.

Eating or not eating does not make us draw closer to God but the motive behind our eating or not eating can either make us draw closer or move away from Him.[/b]

Bro. this is not the only way to show love, this issue is not about taking food or meat from Muslims but "Ileya" meat. I have a lot of Muslims as friends I eat and dine with them but when it comes to eating "ileya" it's a no go area.!
Mind you Abraham was also told to sacrifice Isaac, why following the trend Jesus has eradicated? Shalom!

4everGod:
There is no confusion there....its simply a difference in spiritual maturity. I am spiritually mature and have been eating it and preaching to them at the same time especially since my Bible tells me to eat it freely and enjoy it too.

The other person may just not be a mature believer yet so do not call it confusion....afterall a baby must crawl before it can run and jump but both the one crawling and the one jumping are still both people.

Hmmn... I love your earlier write up, but come to think of it, why do they kill rams? For sacrifice, for remission of sins. why did Jesus come to this world? for remission of sins right?
Then why do I need killing or eating of ram for remission of sins? Jesus has taken away my sins!
I will be glad if you respond to this! Thanks!

OP. OK... no be today!

dollyjoy:
What amuses me most is majority of those who a called those who ask for nudes pix names are quilty, quilty as soiled whites.


Nonsense,i don't need anyone to tell me what to do, people have different ways of fostering intimacy especiallly when in distance relationships.

Send nudes wisely and responsibly. Fuc..k hypocrites

Send me your nude pics babe

dollyjoy:
What amuses me most is majority of those who called those who ask for nudes pix names are quilty, quilty as soiled whites.


Nonsense,i don't need anyone to tell me what to do, people have different ways of fostering intimacy especiallly when in distance relationships.

Send nudes wisely and responsibly. Fuc..k hypocrites

Send me your nude pics