berbz:
thumbs up bro... thanks

@ the bolded, You must be a jackass for saying this, so you were expecting a reply like this?? That means you knew what to do b4 creating this topic

Oma gor o! Help you? You fell into the pit?? U got stuck in a swampy area? U for shout Help! Help!! Help!!! nah ?

How do we help you?? Do you want us to increase your age by 4yrs so that you'll be 2yrs older than her? Gibberish!!!

Op Nawa oo! You acted like a snail! Did you develop any feelings for her during the five years?
The reason why she cried when u finally spoke your mind is that it was late when you asked her out, she's in love with another man... Look4 another person! You really fumbled!

RetroBoy:
"Thou shall not lie"

Had Rahab told the truth the men would be arrested and might get killed! That means Israelites wouldn't have taken over the land of Jericho!

Goodday everyone, I want us to meditate on this.

What do I mean by good lies?? A good lie is an intentional false statement which is being told in order to rescue someone from danger which might lead to death. Take note of the bolded words, those words make it a good lie.
Let me tell you this story before going into the scripture.
There was a youngman who people were chasing massively with different clubs in their hands, luckily for this guy he saw a house which the entry door was widely opened he ran in and hid under the bed, the owner of the house who was a widow saw this man, she went out to see what was chasing the man, lo and behold, she saw a massive crowd with different clubs, when they requested she brought out the man, she said truely she saw the man but he had gone through the back door, that was how she saved the man! The massive crowd ran after nothing!

Biblically, where good lie was told is in Joshua 2:1-22, I beseech you read all the verses for better understanding.

Let me pin point some verses;
verse1; And Joshua the son of Nun sent out of Shittim two men to spy secretly, saying, Go view the land, even Jericho. And they went and came into an harlot's house, named Rahab, and lodged there.
Verse3; And the king of Jericho sent unto Rahab, saying, Bring forth the men that are come to thee, which are enteres into thine house: For they come to search all the country
verse4; And the woman took the two men, and hid them, and said thus, there came men unto me, but I wist not whence they were:
What a lie!That was how Rahab saved these men from death and in turn saved her household from death that was iminent because her house was spared.


My question is, Is it a sin to tell such a lie considering the fact that she was a harlot(sinner).? Which telling lie didn't change the fact that she was a sinner

I wonder why some people keep on asking for advice on something they can use their initiatives for. . . Nawaao!

How do I start a blog please?

Combo kor Mortal combat ni... I may decide to pin my head and sleep off, that does not mean if I handle a babe, I wouldn't Kawasaki her very well

Babygal4eva:


So because I wear a mini skirt it means i want to be ra.ped or fingered(why?) abi, are u buying my cloth for me that you'll tell me what to wear mtshew

Lol. Wear miniskirt! But for provocative dresses, be mindful of the area you wear such to, some don't wanna see laps of ladies their blood pressure would rise...

qualified:
that's barbaric!
Aba is full of illiterates and fools playing gods.
in as much as I don't support girls moving around na.ked, they have no right to do that! imagine all those ritual traders and fake pastors that full that town judging someone else.

BTW: I grew up there, they are no saints!

Barbar. . . What? Na Marmaric, the way you're dressed is the way you're addressed!

Hell fire straight! That would not be our portion

Waow! On the internet? Won't they sell the pornographic disc again?

He thinks he is the only one that likes good thing... He thinks he is unbeatable! Congrats wenger!
Lesson learnt; No one is a permanent failure, if you're yet to be successful, strive more you'll surely get there...

I wonder why some people can't pray unless they get to the mountain! Jesus spent thirty-three and a half years on earth He had no time to erect building, that was why He prayed on mountains when He left did u hear any of his disciples going to the mountain to pray? What you will hear is upper room, church in Macedonia church in this church in that... Prayers can be answered anywhere even in the toilet!
SHALOM

ZACHIE:
By what measurement is that a big snake? And who said that is a python? Smhfi

That type of snake does not grow long, it grows wide!

That is oka in yorubaland! Everyday snakes... If this makes front page I'll start hunting for big snake to kill and post here!

Though I'm not a supporter of APC but it's like any support for Buhari attracts likes and shares oya shower me......I believe Buhari will still declare his assets.. Cool temper everyone!

Na so dem go talk now! Let 'oro' catch you.... Arsenal vs Chelsea, Like for Arsenal share for chelsea

Oba sijuade is dead! The rich will die, the poor, presidents, governors, doctors, lawyers, accountants, bankmanagers, thieves, the corrupt, judges, the judged everybody, you, I, all, will die one day death is inevitable. . . Do GOOD!

Oba ti waja! Odi gbere! odi arinako! Erin lo, Ajanaku lo! greet ur ancestors. . . .

















I wish I could translate the bolded with words rather than phrases

sullivans:


brother I remember applying for a sales rep job at jumia, I made the list to the last 8 applicant ...but jumia needed just 7 sales rep.

I was the one dropped from the list, I almost died that day because I have neva been that close to getting employed

that was 2 yrs ago, jumia was gona pay 40k, but thanks to. God Jus few months later I got a job that pays tripple Wat jumia was gona pay




best of all, I didn't even attend an interview for it......

#God no dey sleep .....everybody's time will surely come...don't give up

Bro... Is it compulsory one reads about Sales/Marketing in d univ. before he could apply for a Job like that?

Yes! Have you ever gatecrashed before
Here is my experience;
This was hilarious! During my Industrial training days which took place at an organisation a little bit far from my school, we noticed an obituary poster which was going to take place a week after we saw the poster my friends and I were really preparing for the event, we were three in number. The D-day came and we were all ready we never planned to go to church, our aim was to go there and eat, so we took off around 1:30pm, when we got there they've started giving out food, we sat down quiet with our ironed clothes and well polished shoes. After fews minutes we did not see any food on our table, we kept calm and seldom stared at one another, few minutes later they brought rice which we ate and stood up with immediate alacrity because we were not satisfied we then forged ahead to get a new seat distanced from where we first sat, we were waiting anxiously, nothing was on our table, one of my friends just brought out his phone and did as if he was calling, ''Hello bayo, where are you now?? We are under the canopy don't delay us now'' after dropping the call 3bottles of beer landed on our table. After sipping that one halfway, no food yet! A man came to us and said ''Eyin guys mi ejo ebami dide awon alejo kan ti de won de po ejo ebami waye si 'waju'' meaning... Please my guys kindly stand up to find another seat some visitors just came and they are plenty. what an insult! All eyes on us! but we stylishly stood up to find another seat with our bottles of beer because we were not contended. Yeah! We got new seats still waiting, no food! we just decided to go where the food is being served when we got there the guy we met was already dishing our food, a woman just shouted from behind (from her look she was one of the children of the deceased) and said didn't you see my son is waiting for food? we didn't even notice the boy we had to wait till he finished serving the boy, he later served us which we did eat, but we were so embarrassed! We left the seat one by one...
Share your own experience!

16 people....
Analysis; The 16th person will shake 15 persons, the 15th person will shake 14 persons, the 14th person will shake 13 persons it goes on like till the 2nd person shake 1 person so we have......
16+15+14+13+12+11+10+9+8+7+6+5+4+3+2+1= 120people. OP whereis my prize?

lalasticlala:
Lol..



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It is called Number plate not plate number

Yes!!! Let's get connected once again... I believe Nairaland should be one of the social media where one can get connected with one of his/her old school classmates, you never can tell you can get raised through a friend you did good to, you call it fun but I call it connection medium.

¤Write the name and address of your Secondary school.
¤Year of graduation.
¤The name of one of your teachers and the subject he taught you.
Mine is;
Wesley College of Science, Elekuro, Ibadan
I graduated in year 2006
Mr Olapade, He taught me Geography



NOTE: Don't write your name!

Jollyjoy:
Op sori to say bt u are a terrible liar,what abt the b.f?u tink he is dumb ah?so the guy accept to his g.f staying in anoda guy room without tinking twice? The gal allowed u to romance her even when she knew her b.f is in dat same house? They have misunderstanding so she packed out? Guy ur lie is outdated...am nt falling for this.

na chop and clean mouth d guy dey do... Na casual bf... Na my guy I sabi am!

SkinnyDude:
nna men....i want to ask you. apart from accommodating her, do you also feed her?

it's a joint thing but I do the larger part... Coz i see it as helping ones neighbour!

starlingslimnet:
I only think people cook beans don't know they cook stories too.

No be only cook na fry I fry am... Why not walk by if you have nothing to say

Nairalanderz I hail thee....
Goodday everyone , I want to share what I am going through at present, I want your advice or better still judge me I could be wrong with my action.
I have been cohabiting with a lady for a week now, before I move on let me share how the cohabitation began.
This girl came to our house when she was seeking admission to a school close to my house, one of my housemates accommodated her, he claimed the girl was his girlfriend, eventually, the girl got admitted into the school and started living with the guy but after two weeks they had misunderstandings the girl had no where to go, this lady in question since she came into the house I have taken her as my sister and my friend so we had good rapport. After the misunderstanding with her boyfriend she walked up to me and told me she wanted to leave her boyfriend's room for my room and that it won't last long just for mean time I concurred with immediate alarcrity I told her no qualm after consulting her boyfriend about her plan, the guy said he has no problem as regards her plan. The following day she packed her things inside my room, I thought I was dreaming, I started mulling on what to do, someone I have taken as my sister chei! Kongi na bastard you know now.... I kept calm, that night we were discussing she started telling me stories on the same matress with me, suddenly, I kept mute I was not responding to her super story I was even facing down because I was trying to pack my John Thomas I didn't want her to see the kind of press up it was performing, she thought I had slept so she kept quiet. After few minutes I did as if I jarupaing Lol. pardon me sleep walking or unconcious turning anyhow (you should have understood) I put one of my hands across, lo and behold it rested on her bossoms I was thinking she would throw away my hand but she didn't, that was why I drew her closer and we started kissing, pressing and the likes but whenever I wanted to go down low she would say stop and I would sluggishly take my hand off her, after 4-5 days I could not control the urge, I said to myself tonight I must enter this girl, when night came we started as usual when I was about going down she said stop I did as if I didn't hear, I was trying to unclothe her, she was still saying stop but I turned deaf ears when I was about to remove her undies she started crying profusely I was like what the hell! Did I beat you? She did say a word other than crying after few seconds she said ''it's because I'm staying here'' my blood that was flowing for 140km/min just slowed down and I left her on the matress and slept off. The following day she did not leave and this sexual urge was unresistable. Nairalanders am I taking advantage of her? or was she trying to form? If I asked her to leave she has no place to go what can I do?

Oyo always hilarious! Do people think Ibadan is the only city that has people with tribal marks? Nawaao! You need to change your orientation! *IrepIbadan*