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See hin cap like bicycle seat!

What do you stand to gain in all theses crap? Everybody is typing 10types, 8types 6types of this and that, you decided to bring your own to the church, right? If Jesus meets you in this will He be happy? Give your life to Jesus!

I support premier league, The clubs I solely miss are Middlesbrough and Derby county.
I miss boro because they gave my club Arsenal tough time during their stay in the premier league, they cost us premier leaugue trophy in 2006/'07 season...
I miss Derbycounty because we did bash anytime we met, I remember 06/07 season, Adebayor came off bench to score a hattrick in a 6-2 win over them...
I miss these clubs so much!

Thewhizzkid1:
I think it's because of their different densities. The heavier one has a larger density when compared to the lighter one.

Hmmmn... Mass/Volume I was thinking maybe cement/Limestone was closely packed, and also because it was in a powdry form What do you think?

This has to do with weight...
Why is 50kg of Limestone/cement heavier to carry when compared to 50kg of soya/ wheatoffal. I have worked in a feedmill before, I discovered 50kg of limestone is heavier even though they are both 50kg.
Can anyone explain this?

You completed your own education, you don't her to complete hers? Bro... You better swerve unto the the fast lane, Do you think she would concur to marry you after 4yrs?

Buhahahahahah! You dey put nose for her kitty-cat? Just ask her this way because if you asked her sharpely she might get angry...
Did you pour water from locust bean on ur kitty-cat? by that she must get the message!

Bro.. It has happened to me before, it was Airtel, they even told me I should buy for my wife(not knowing I was single) that the call tariff would be cheaper. Bro... The network provider didn't send them they were trying to make sales... I'm waiting for the day I would meet them again, I will collect 4sims without looking back!

berbz:
thumbs up bro... thanks

@ the bolded, You must be a jackass for saying this, so you were expecting a reply like this?? That means you knew what to do b4 creating this topic

Oma gor o! Help you? You fell into the pit?? U got stuck in a swampy area? U for shout Help! Help!! Help!!! nah ?

How do we help you?? Do you want us to increase your age by 4yrs so that you'll be 2yrs older than her? Gibberish!!!

Op Nawa oo! You acted like a snail! Did you develop any feelings for her during the five years?
The reason why she cried when u finally spoke your mind is that it was late when you asked her out, she's in love with another man... Look4 another person! You really fumbled!

RetroBoy:
"Thou shall not lie"

Had Rahab told the truth the men would be arrested and might get killed! That means Israelites wouldn't have taken over the land of Jericho!

Goodday everyone, I want us to meditate on this.

What do I mean by good lies?? A good lie is an intentional false statement which is being told in order to rescue someone from danger which might lead to death. Take note of the bolded words, those words make it a good lie.
Let me tell you this story before going into the scripture.
There was a youngman who people were chasing massively with different clubs in their hands, luckily for this guy he saw a house which the entry door was widely opened he ran in and hid under the bed, the owner of the house who was a widow saw this man, she went out to see what was chasing the man, lo and behold, she saw a massive crowd with different clubs, when they requested she brought out the man, she said truely she saw the man but he had gone through the back door, that was how she saved the man! The massive crowd ran after nothing!

Biblically, where good lie was told is in Joshua 2:1-22, I beseech you read all the verses for better understanding.

Let me pin point some verses;
verse1; And Joshua the son of Nun sent out of Shittim two men to spy secretly, saying, Go view the land, even Jericho. And they went and came into an harlot's house, named Rahab, and lodged there.
Verse3; And the king of Jericho sent unto Rahab, saying, Bring forth the men that are come to thee, which are enteres into thine house: For they come to search all the country
verse4; And the woman took the two men, and hid them, and said thus, there came men unto me, but I wist not whence they were:
What a lie!That was how Rahab saved these men from death and in turn saved her household from death that was iminent because her house was spared.


My question is, Is it a sin to tell such a lie considering the fact that she was a harlot(sinner).? Which telling lie didn't change the fact that she was a sinner

I wonder why some people keep on asking for advice on something they can use their initiatives for. . . Nawaao!

How do I start a blog please?

Combo kor Mortal combat ni... I may decide to pin my head and sleep off, that does not mean if I handle a babe, I wouldn't Kawasaki her very well

Babygal4eva:
So because I wear a mini skirt it means i want to be ra.ped or fingered(why?) abi, are u buying my cloth for me that you'll tell me what to wear mtshew

Lol. Wear miniskirt! But for provocative dresses, be mindful of the area you wear such to, some don't wanna see laps of ladies their blood pressure would rise...

qualified:
that's barbaric!
Aba is full of illiterates and fools playing gods.
in as much as I don't support girls moving around na.ked, they have no right to do that! imagine all those ritual traders and fake pastors that full that town judging someone else.

BTW: I grew up there, they are no saints!

Barbar. . . What? Na Marmaric, the way you're dressed is the way you're addressed!

Hell fire straight! That would not be our portion

Waow! On the internet? Won't they sell the pornographic disc again?

He thinks he is the only one that likes good thing... He thinks he is unbeatable! Congrats wenger!
Lesson learnt; No one is a permanent failure, if you're yet to be successful, strive more you'll surely get there...

I wonder why some people can't pray unless they get to the mountain! Jesus spent thirty-three and a half years on earth He had no time to erect building, that was why He prayed on mountains when He left did u hear any of his disciples going to the mountain to pray? What you will hear is upper room, church in Macedonia church in this church in that... Prayers can be answered anywhere even in the toilet!
SHALOM

ZACHIE:
By what measurement is that a big snake? And who said that is a python? Smhfi

That type of snake does not grow long, it grows wide!

That is oka in yorubaland! Everyday snakes... If this makes front page I'll start hunting for big snake to kill and post here!

Though I'm not a supporter of APC but it's like any support for Buhari attracts likes and shares oya shower me......I believe Buhari will still declare his assets.. Cool temper everyone!

Na so dem go talk now! Let 'oro' catch you.... Arsenal vs Chelsea, Like for Arsenal share for chelsea

Oba sijuade is dead! The rich will die, the poor, presidents, governors, doctors, lawyers, accountants, bankmanagers, thieves, the corrupt, judges, the judged everybody, you, I, all, will die one day death is inevitable. . . Do GOOD!

Oba ti waja! Odi gbere! odi arinako! Erin lo, Ajanaku lo! greet ur ancestors. . . .

















I wish I could translate the bolded with words rather than phrases

sullivans:
brother I remember applying for a sales rep job at jumia, I made the list to the last 8 applicant ...but jumia needed just 7 sales rep.

I was the one dropped from the list, I almost died that day because I have neva been that close to getting employed

that was 2 yrs ago, jumia was gona pay 40k, but thanks to. God Jus few months later I got a job that pays tripple Wat jumia was gona pay




best of all, I didn't even attend an interview for it......

#God no dey sleep .....everybody's time will surely come...don't give up

Bro... Is it compulsory one reads about Sales/Marketing in d univ. before he could apply for a Job like that?

Yes! Have you ever gatecrashed before
Here is my experience;
This was hilarious! During my Industrial training days which took place at an organisation a little bit far from my school, we noticed an obituary poster which was going to take place a week after we saw the poster my friends and I were really preparing for the event, we were three in number. The D-day came and we were all ready we never planned to go to church, our aim was to go there and eat, so we took off around 1:30pm, when we got there they've started giving out food, we sat down quiet with our ironed clothes and well polished shoes. After fews minutes we did not see any food on our table, we kept calm and seldom stared at one another, few minutes later they brought rice which we ate and stood up with immediate alacrity because we were not satisfied we then forged ahead to get a new seat distanced from where we first sat, we were waiting anxiously, nothing was on our table, one of my friends just brought out his phone and did as if he was calling, ''Hello bayo, where are you now?? We are under the canopy don't delay us now'' after dropping the call 3bottles of beer landed on our table. After sipping that one halfway, no food yet! A man came to us and said ''Eyin guys mi ejo ebami dide awon alejo kan ti de won de po ejo ebami waye si 'waju'' meaning... Please my guys kindly stand up to find another seat some visitors just came and they are plenty. what an insult! All eyes on us! but we stylishly stood up to find another seat with our bottles of beer because we were not contended. Yeah! We got new seats still waiting, no food! we just decided to go where the food is being served when we got there the guy we met was already dishing our food, a woman just shouted from behind (from her look she was one of the children of the deceased) and said didn't you see my son is waiting for food? we didn't even notice the boy we had to wait till he finished serving the boy, he later served us which we did eat, but we were so embarrassed! We left the seat one by one...
Share your own experience!