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Handbagss how do I get you? I have a message for you!

To me it is gullibility, this is ''mugulicity'' of the highest order. Here is my story, I went to a banking hall today, I was on the queue to withdraw with the withdrawal slip, there was a guy behind me and we were moving steadily on the queue, suddenly he saw a lady he knew, he called her and they exchanged pleasantries, after a short while the girl requested money from the guy, the guy brought out two #500 notes and handed a note to her, the lady wanted to collect the two notes but my guy used style to dodge it maybe that was the 'last card' on him, I guess he was thinking he might not meet anything in his account I was forced to look back which I did, Lo and behold I saw the lady holding #500 notes from the way I viewed it, it can't be less than 10notes, I was like why can't she use out of the money she was holding?? The guy now asked why can't she take out of the money she was holding she said she wanted to use it... Chei! So the money in the guy's pocket is for sight seeing?? Kai! Obinrin(females)!!! I hail una o

Where I think the girl could be wrong is that she could not help her mother-in-law in the kitchen...it's not by force to eat now!! She shld have requested for water instead, maybe that would have given the mother-in-law the impression that girl might be truely satiated!

Na by FORCE??.

lofty900:
my brother, I'm not carrying megaphone o, I'm just sharing my thoughts. Of course no one is perfect and I'm not saying I'll definitely marry her. Just that I've seen good qualities in her I'll like my future wife to have that's all.

Lady can be deceitful... All those qualities may be pretence.... Scrutinise well!

Xavier9ja:
ya he's d black guy making lot of $$$ from punching people

Can he fight SAMUEL peters

Do you need to carry mega phone? It is after you're married for at least a month that you would know if truely she's ur girl/wife.

I guess mayweather is the dark guy... His prick wan box ni

Kolade354:
Na your father mad, If akala and ladoja is better than Ajimobi then why did dey lose, Kip ranting and moaning......U dat understand politics knws dat pdp dont rig.....Once again na ur fada craze.

Na me and you dey here, follow me talk! Oh! I've forgotten ur father fell from a palmwine tree and died no wonder! Do u av any civil servant frm ur family in Oyo state? Dey'll tell u better! person!

Kolade354:
Kip crying Boy and dont stand up and take responsibilty...........In a Sane Society I dont think anybody in his right senses will vote for Akala and Ladoja. If EFCC is Effective boht akala and Ladoja should be in jail for Looting Public fund............Having said that, all party rig both the apc and pdp so i expect you to seek redress in court over criminals who will loot oyo state if given second chance.

I never wanted to comment but your statement has forced me... You're madt for saying no sane person would.... Where are you from sef? What do u understand in politics... You mean Ajimobi is a saint? You're crazy once again!

Na waaoo... I trust myself, even if we were playing before and I see you holding knife, o boy i go calm down fast fast people call me a coward for this but TEMIYEEMI

sameer1212:
LMAO@* thunder fire her yansh*.fall down from palm wine tree.

At this time of the night on a palm wine tree?? Who go rescue you nw??

Hello *****, how are you? I have decided to write this letter to you not because I can't face you to say all these but I knew my mood would change and I may be very angry and I can't predict what would happen afterwards. To avoid being violent that is why I have written this letter to you.
I have been deceived, I have been really bamboozled, Yes, no doubt about that. You made yourself available for me and I strongly fell for it. You do not love me at all let alone have true love for me, the ''true love'' you claimed to have is millions of miles away from the original true love.
The day I met you, I knew I was not a match for you(not academically but in other aspects) but you kept on telling me that you are not freaked with material things, T a a r h!!! What a big way to lie?? Are you not a lady You accepted my proposal because of the benefits you would derive from me which are best known to you. I have really tried by accommodating you for almost two months which it is a difficult thing to do. It is a difficult thing because I never knew you and after accepting my proposal we started co-habiting...
Ain't a fool or a ''maga'' as you call it, I knew that was your thought, you think as a ''chronic'' believer and the way I used to do whenever you talked about anything intimate you think I could be easy to direct here and there and I can't initiate sex which I really disappointed you in that aspect. You kept on telling me shits like;
¤ I dont like sex (thunder fire your yansh!!!)
¤Sex is very painful!!! I dey mad
¤ I can't go more than one round Hahahahahahah you're crazy for saying that!! Did I ask for how many rounds you can go You even went further to tell me that you had a cut on your hand when you were fighting your ex-boyfriend over refusal to have sex which I knew was a big gigantic lie!
Anyways, all these poo I believed it halfway not absolutely but I kept quiet as if they were true.
My dear you even told me that having sex before marriage is a sin, Modare!!! So co-habiting is not a sin abi? ( I won't talk because I may curse you). I was even disturbed psychologically because this came up when I was preparing for my exams. I do not regret knowing you but I regret ever asking you out because I never wanted but you made yourself available for me and I fell fot it. What pained me most is that you were not remorseful after all these infidelities of yours I even caught you with a guy but you did as if nothing had happened I even woke you up one night and said don't I deserve any explanation? But you could not say a word meaning the impressions I have towards you are true.
Thanks for everything, I could have gone further but not to make it too voluminous I will stop here. Please, when are you leaving my room for me? I can't continue any longer I will give you maximum of 3days to pack your things after which I don't know what could happen next!
Once again, Thank you!!!

I dont know for other states o, as for OYO state, it is Rasheed Adewolu 'Ladoja

Vinshu:
Hey buddy,

The hurting truth is that you were ditched because you planned to ditch her! #Fact

I see your key points around her are based on Sex, then what do you expect? So all you planned to do was Have sex with her as much as you want then dump her and move to the next girl.. Sorry but she dumped you first quickly or maybe she used you! that is the word.

You don't deserve any lady!

Hey! Get it right! I never initiated sex, whenever we are alone she starts giving me those stories so that I won't think about sex!

prettythicksme:
guy do u fuuckk her?if no u too dull ooo#the girl don mumumugu u!!

ffuck? Unless I wanted to rape her, I did all other things but as regards sex she didn't agree, there was a day I wanted to tear her panties sef but all to no avail

prettythicksme:
guy do u fuuckk her?if no u too dull ooo#the girl don mumumugu u!!

ffuck? Unless I wanted to rape her, I did all other things but as regards she didn't agree, there was a day I wanted to tear her panties sef but all to no avail

ronald4lif:
You are the problem here. You knew she was vulnerable to accepting your advances that was why you asked her out. You don't ask someone like that out thinking she'll reject or at worse she loves you. Didn't it occur to you her reason for accepting, same day, was obvious?

I tot as much! Her reply was that if she truly loves a guy she doesn't like giving the guy stress, that was why she accepted that day!

Yes! I mean it... I can't trust ladies/women again except my Mum, I had several relationships in the past but this particular girl made me draw the conclusion that ladies are not worth to be trusted.
Here is the full gist of what happened;
In my villa in school, two babes came to stay during their registration, they knew one of the my housemates before they came at the longrun he started dating one of the ladies(thats none of business anyways), I played a lot with those girls later on I developed interest in the other girl and I walked up to her and she agreed that same day. when she resumed we started co-habiting, since the first day she would be telling me stories like:
¤ I dont like sex
¤ I can't go more than one round
¤ it's a Sin
lo and behold I caught this girl with another guy, it was later I knew she doesn't love me she just accepted my proposal in order to get a place to stay. How do you now expect me to trust ladies....they are all birds of a feather! The girl can Bleep anything! Shit!

SeverusSnape:
Oh!!!... I hope this ain't true.

what if it is true?

Hmmn... Person wey get fila(cap) no get head! Life, difficult to fully understand!

jerflakes:
Boy you funny o.

So, after you don join beat your friend finish, you come dey look for the inventor of the act.

Wait make them beat you too, the inventor will reveal himself/herself/itself.

Boss! Ano join beat anybody nah..

Yes! Who invented it? Who invented beating celebrants on their birthdays? This act can be disastrous. One of my neighbours celebrated his birthday yesterday, come and see how he was beaten as if he had stolen goats from the market and mine is tomorrow, they've all vowed to replicate the same thing. WHO STARTED/INVENTED THIS CRAZY ACT?

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kendrick9:
won't it be best if he sells the car and then donate the money frm the sales to orphanage homes? i will do so if i were in his position.

what have you done in the position you are?
Some pipu are also praying to be in ur position...

There are some that carry expo incase they 4get a point... Theirs is to remember d point, they will explain everytin on it...

Ahhh! Nawa o, died on Top a lady... Ladies av been killing men since d creation

The progrethieves![b]The progrethieves![/b]The progrethieves!

gistmelove:
Hmmmmmm

harmattan ooooo


gbesee ooooo



we need change oooo


GMB till 2019

''kuku'' say there wont be any natural disaster should dt cattle rearer becomes the president nah....
Big Fool!

gistmelove:
Hmmmmmm

harmattan ooooo


gbesee ooooo



we need change oooo


GMB till 2019

''kuku'' say there wont be any natural disaster should dt cattle rearer becomes the president nah....
Big Fool!

gistmelove:
Hmmmmmm

harmattan ooooo


gbesee ooooo



we need change oooo


GMB till 2019

''kuku'' say there wont be any natural disaster should dt cattle rearer becomes the president nah....
Big Fool

Hahaha... Jez witnessed a herbalist house that got burnt 2nite! Which one be this? Abi na Hell Fire?