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Broz! You tried! But why can't you use small sense to arrange d questions or better still number them?

koikoi2:
Where is Kumuyi on d list? He said dat TV is satanic.

Then remove TB Joshua from d list. He is never controversial, it's Nigerians dat are controversial.

What a fool you are! Do you what 'satanic' means? Na dirty knock(iko) I suppose give you!

Funjosh:
Sometimes I do wonders if Some MOG do still have brain in their skull

What a fool you're!

yemmit90:
@op, stop eating imported frozen foods, they're dangerous to your health.

Broz! Read between lines, did I say frozen?

I ate the two this christmas, OMG! I must confess the local one is more delicious, it's just that the 'agric' is fleshy.
I later assumed it is because the local ones eat natural foods such as earthworm, insects, ants and so on... Is my assumption right? If No what caused it?

You get ODESHI abi? Even if u have u for no talk am nw....

dkronicle:
This one didnt happen to me buh i was present there. My nigga was playin table tennis with some unknown guys sha. First, they placed #200. My nigga won. The placed #500, my nigga won. Then the guy playin with my fnd and his friend started arguing. The guy came back and told my fnd that he will only play if my nigga was willing to place #1000. My guy na gambler nao, so he obliged. The guy won, my placed 1K again his rival won. My nigga place 2K again. The other guy won.. I was looking at the game as a normal thing but after that one, my fnd said his no more playin. Later on that day, some street guys now told my nigga that the guy he was playin tennis with made use of jazz, that tennis is there only means of feeding and shelter.

I dey tell u, na confirm jazz be dat o

You mean it? I was not in my right senses when playing it nw...

Share your experience because it might be useful for someone out there during this festive period... Here is my experience!
Some years ago in ibadan i went to a market at Dugbe/Ogunpa precisely, I had #4000 on me, I wanted to equip my wardrobe. As I was passing by I saw a number of people surrounding a place so I decided to feed my eyes, when I got there, what I saw was a wheelbarrow with some items in in packs which I was informed were there to be won. I didnt have the intention of playing. I looked closely and saw a man displaying three cards, they were spade, diamond and three brothers which means 2black and a red, he would scatter the cards and placed it down(the cards facing down) anyone that picks the red colour has won.
I was not freaked at first, but when I saw people winning and instantly they were given their prizes, it was either you were given an item or given cash.
I was tempted to play, I put #1000 at first, lo and behold I lost(I was worried because I saw him when he placed down the colour), I never knew they were using JuJu, I spent all the #4000 on it, I even dropped my phone thinking I would recover some amount it was when I left that I knew it was not ordinary. If I had a gun I would have killed everyone of them, It was later I knew those that were winning were in their group, I almost fainted! I was unable to sleep for 3days I thought I was dreaming....It was a sad and excruciating experience which I can never forget!
Share your own experience!

charix:
Its worn on the left mostly because that's the lesser used hand. Wearing watches on the right leaves it prone to scratches and breaks as most people use their right hand for everything. Left handed people wear watches on the right hand for this reason.

In Victorian times it was fashionable to wear a watch in either breáśt pocket attached to a chain to avoid it falling off and getting missing.

I guess your parents mocked you because everyone else wears them on the left hand.

Informative! Gud one bro!

=> For the remaining days left for this year to end, Heaven will locate you for blessings.
=> Any mark of the devil shall be erased.
=> Any seat in a vehicle that has been marked for accident shall be ocuppied before you get to garage.
=>The eyes of the Lord will not elude you.
=>Where the eyes of the Lord will not follow you to, your legs will not go there.
=>If there is any sickness in your body, I pray, divine healing shall be yours.
=>Those people looking for the fruit of the womb shall have testimony by next year september.
=>Whatever you've been seeking from the beginning of this year be it favour, progress, promotion, wealth.. Shall find you.
=>Any arrow shot at you will not hit you.
=>God will connect you with your helper.
=>If you eat any deadly thing it will not harm you.
=>Anyone sitting on your glory I pray the fire of the Lord will comsume them.
=>December will not destroy your family.
=> Whatever you lay your hands to do shall prosper.
=>None of your family member will die.
=>You shall be among the living souls that will shout HAPPY NEW YEAR!
=>2015 will be your year.
=>You shall never lack anything good in the coming year.
Say a big AMEN!!!

olexjay:
People have been Putting on wrist watch on the left hand right from the beginning and so shall it be forever under normal circumstances..... Putting it on the left hand make u feel comfortable to look at the time.

And about who first discover to wear it on the left hand my great-grandfather might know.

Broz... was ur greatgranny born b4 wristwatch itself was invented?

Larger percentage of people wear wristwatches on the left hand...I remember when I was younger my parents used to call me bush boy whenever I wear the watch on the right hand but since then I have changed!

Who started the wearing of wrist watch on the left Or how did it start?
Does it mean that anyone that wears it on the right is unfashionable?

Amala + bread (eat together) dey sweet pass anyother meal!

Peaceemerald:
I dnt blame u, i probably deserve d insult

Thank God you knw...

Are you the only one in the video? If he exposes you, he's exposing himself...
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But wait o...are you a dog? What breed?

Is it true? I learnt in every 10million people on earth, we've at least a person who has his/her heart placed on the right chest....
By mathematical illustrattion:
we have over 7billion people, 7billion / 10million = 700.
So by calculation we have 700people who have their hearts placed on the right chest....
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If there is a nairalander that falls into this category please, let us know how you've been coping...

Mine is Mr Hassan, he was a casual friend to my dad,... If you help me see this man Please alert me...
Each time I remember Mr Hassan, I wish I met him, I would beat hell out of him... Here is my story:
There was a day I came late to school because there was a heavy traffic, my dad used to drop me at my schoolgate before he could go to his place of work, that day when I got to school he asked why I came late and I narrated the story he took everyone to his office and gave everybody either hoe or cutlass excluding me so I thought within myself that this man had released me, I waited for sometime, I watched as other students were cutting after some mins I decided to leave the place, I didnt spend up to 1hr a student came for me while our English teacher was in the class, so I left, when I got to Mr Hassan, He beat me as if I had stolen goats from the market... That day I wept like a baby and I was destabilized throughout that day... each time I remember I feel like crying.... Even now I'm sobbing! MR H-A-S-S-A-N!!!! If I catch you I'll beat 'Mad' out of you I swear!

You've spoilt ur 2mao... And if Nigeria is not serious, must it come out frm ur mouth?

@ the bolded....Mr Jona... No try am! ( nkan ti agba fin jeko abe ewe lowa) what d adult takes/eats wit 'eko' is under d leaf.

sameer1212: who be dis one u tink i cant spell intelligent welif dats wat u tink den u mst be fool.

see you life outside (wo aye lode) you 'must be fool'

Lemme give you some Tips...
1.) whenever he wants to say something into ur ear LOOK AT THE OTHER DIRECTION.
2.) If he wants to kiss you, tell him it's a taboo in your family
3.) If he holds you in a corner and wants to tell you something tell him you've already known what he is about to say...
Wit all these if he's not a fool he should know it is time to park well!

sameer1212: dis gona be toff bt i tink my favourite nl is glitest because she is intelegent.

.....and you're otherwise? Kai! ''Intelegent''

How did Biafran war end? Same way you'll come to an end. Only God has no end everyother thing has beginning must come to an end! Shikena!

ZACHIE: [b][/b]
Your word is Non English.
It's not been absorbed into any English lexicon

You're offpoint! Go and check advance learner's dictionary

ZACHIE: This is misinforming.
The etymologies of the specific words you listed up there are not exclusive, rather borderline assumptions.
Okra,Juju,Tango,etc have much wider spread and use than Nigeria.
The only genuine addition to English language in that list is a Yoruba word: DASHIKI which describes a traditional clothing item.
There are indeed several other words absorbed into English emanating from Nigeria but certainly not the ones captured by the op in that they are not exclusive.
SUSU is exclusive in area catchment, meaning and application.
I will update this later.

Have you heard of Agbada before? Check your dico to knw better

Oga oo! Oliseh sef we no beg am....to hell wit you! We dont need you again...Idiot!

Mount Kili? I've climbed Everest b4