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Politics / Re: Nothing Will Happen To Me – Sanusi by Samfigo1(m): 7:49am On Dec 20, 2014
You get ODESHI abi? Even if u have u for no talk am nw....
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Duped By People With 'juju' Before? Share Your Experience... by Samfigo1(m): 6:05am On Dec 20, 2014
dkronicle:
This one didnt happen to me buh i was present there. My nigga was playin table tennis with some unknown guys sha. First, they placed #200. My nigga won. The placed #500, my nigga won. Then the guy playin with my fnd and his friend started arguing. The guy came back and told my fnd that he will only play if my nigga was willing to place #1000. My guy na gambler nao, so he obliged. The guy won, my placed 1K again his rival won. My nigga place 2K again. The other guy won.. I was looking at the game as a normal thing but after that one, my fnd said his no more playin. Later on that day, some street guys now told my nigga that the guy he was playin tennis with made use of jazz, that tennis is there only means of feeding and shelter.
I dey tell u, na confirm jazz be dat o
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Duped By People With 'juju' Before? Share Your Experience... by Samfigo1(m): 12:06am On Dec 20, 2014
You mean it? I was not in my right senses when playing it nw...
Nairaland / General / Have You Ever Been Duped By People With 'juju' Before? Share Your Experience... by Samfigo1(m): 11:53pm On Dec 19, 2014
Share your experience because it might be useful for someone out there during this festive period... Here is my experience!
Some years ago in ibadan i went to a market at Dugbe/Ogunpa precisely, I had #4000 on me, I wanted to equip my wardrobe. As I was passing by I saw a number of people surrounding a place so I decided to feed my eyes, when I got there, what I saw was a wheelbarrow with some items in in packs which I was informed were there to be won. I didnt have the intention of playing. I looked closely and saw a man displaying three cards, they were spade, diamond and three brothers which means 2black and a red, he would scatter the cards and placed it down(the cards facing down) anyone that picks the red colour has won.
I was not freaked at first, but when I saw people winning and instantly they were given their prizes, it was either you were given an item or given cash.
I was tempted to play, I put #1000 at first, lo and behold I lost(I was worried because I saw him when he placed down the colour), I never knew they were using JuJu, I spent all the #4000 on it, I even dropped my phone thinking I would recover some amount it was when I left that I knew it was not ordinary. If I had a gun I would have killed everyone of them, It was later I knew those that were winning were in their group, I almost fainted! I was unable to sleep for 3days I thought I was dreaming....It was a sad and excruciating experience which I can never forget!
Share your own experience!
Fashion / Re: Which Hand Is Right To Wear Wristwatch? by Samfigo1(m): 11:24pm On Dec 19, 2014
charix:
Its worn on the left mostly because that's the lesser used hand. Wearing watches on the right leaves it prone to scratches and breaks as most people use their right hand for everything. Left handed people wear watches on the right hand for this reason.

In Victorian times it was fashionable to wear a watch in either breáśt pocket attached to a chain to avoid it falling off and getting missing.

I guess your parents mocked you because everyone else wears them on the left hand.
Informative! Gud one bro!

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Religion / Prayers For Nairalanders by Samfigo1(m): 11:11pm On Dec 19, 2014
=> For the remaining days left for this year to end, Heaven will locate you for blessings.
=> Any mark of the devil shall be erased.
=> Any seat in a vehicle that has been marked for accident shall be ocuppied before you get to garage.
=>The eyes of the Lord will not elude you.
=>Where the eyes of the Lord will not follow you to, your legs will not go there.
=>If there is any sickness in your body, I pray, divine healing shall be yours.
=>Those people looking for the fruit of the womb shall have testimony by next year september.
=>Whatever you've been seeking from the beginning of this year be it favour, progress, promotion, wealth.. Shall find you.
=>Any arrow shot at you will not hit you.
=>God will connect you with your helper.
=>If you eat any deadly thing it will not harm you.
=>Anyone sitting on your glory I pray the fire of the Lord will comsume them.
=>December will not destroy your family.
=> Whatever you lay your hands to do shall prosper.
=>None of your family member will die.
=>You shall be among the living souls that will shout HAPPY NEW YEAR!
=>2015 will be your year.
=>You shall never lack anything good in the coming year.
Say a big AMEN!!!
Fashion / Re: Which Hand Is Right To Wear Wristwatch? by Samfigo1(m): 10:06pm On Dec 19, 2014
olexjay:
People have been Putting on wrist watch on the left hand right from the beginning and so shall it be forever under normal circumstances..... Putting it on the left hand make u feel comfortable to look at the time.

And about who first discover to wear it on the left hand my great-grandfather might know. smiley
Broz... was ur greatgranny born b4 wristwatch itself was invented?

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Fashion / Which Hand Is Right To Wear Wristwatch? by Samfigo1(m): 9:54pm On Dec 19, 2014
Larger percentage of people wear wristwatches on the left hand...I remember when I was younger my parents used to call me bush boy whenever I wear the watch on the right hand but since then I have changed!

Who started the wearing of wrist watch on the left Or how did it start?
Does it mean that anyone that wears it on the right is unfashionable?

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Food / Re: Suggest Another Nigerian Meal That Can Replace RICE On Festive Occasions. by Samfigo1(m): 11:53pm On Nov 30, 2014
Amala + bread (eat together) dey sweet pass anyother meal!
Romance / Re: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by Samfigo1(m): 7:56am On Nov 28, 2014
Peaceemerald:


I dnt blame u, i probably deserve d insult
Thank God you knw...
Romance / Re: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by Samfigo1(m): 11:49pm On Nov 27, 2014
Are you the only one in the video? If he exposes you, he's exposing himself...
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But wait o...are you a dog? What breed?

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Education / Is It True To Have The Heart Placed On The Right Chest? by Samfigo1(m): 4:42pm On Nov 23, 2014
Is it true? I learnt in every 10million people on earth, we've at least a person who has his/her heart placed on the right chest....
By mathematical illustrattion:
we have over 7billion people, 7billion / 10million = 700.
So by calculation we have 700people who have their hearts placed on the right chest....
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If there is a nairalander that falls into this category please, let us know how you've been coping...
Education / Which Of Your Secondary School Teachers You Wish You Met And Why? by Samfigo1(m): 1:01pm On Oct 27, 2014
Mine is Mr Hassan, he was a casual friend to my dad,... If you help me see this man Please alert me...
Each time I remember Mr Hassan, I wish I met him, I would beat hell out of him... Here is my story:
There was a day I came late to school because there was a heavy traffic, my dad used to drop me at my schoolgate before he could go to his place of work, that day when I got to school he asked why I came late and I narrated the story he took everyone to his office and gave everybody either hoe or cutlass excluding me so I thought within myself that this man had released me, I waited for sometime, I watched as other students were cutting after some mins I decided to leave the place, I didnt spend up to 1hr a student came for me while our English teacher was in the class, so I left, when I got to Mr Hassan, He beat me as if I had stolen goats from the market... That day I wept like a baby and I was destabilized throughout that day... each time I remember I feel like crying.... Even now I'm sobbing! MR H-A-S-S-A-N!!!! If I catch you I'll beat 'Mad' out of you I swear!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Is Not A Serious Football Country - Keshi by Samfigo1(m): 8:29am On Oct 23, 2014
You've spoilt ur 2mao... And if Nigeria is not serious, must it come out frm ur mouth?
Politics / Re: Photos From President Jonathan's Visit To Synagogue Church (SCOAN) by Samfigo1(m): 9:18am On Sep 21, 2014
@ the bolded....Mr Jona... No try am! ( nkan ti agba fin jeko abe ewe lowa) what d adult takes/eats wit 'eko' is under d leaf.
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nairalander? by Samfigo1(m): 7:27am On Sep 21, 2014
sameer1212: who be dis one u tink i cant spell intelligent welif dats wat u tink den u mst be fool.
see you life outside (wo aye lode) you 'must be fool'
Romance / Re: He's Cute But... by Samfigo1(m): 12:05am On Sep 19, 2014
Lemme give you some Tips...
1.) whenever he wants to say something into ur ear LOOK AT THE OTHER DIRECTION.
2.) If he wants to kiss you, tell him it's a taboo in your family
3.) If he holds you in a corner and wants to tell you something tell him you've already known what he is about to say...
Wit all these if he's not a fool he should know it is time to park well!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nairalander? by Samfigo1(m): 11:55pm On Sep 18, 2014
sameer1212: dis gona be toff bt i tink my favourite nl is glitest because she is intelegent.
.....and you're otherwise? Kai! ''Intelegent''
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Will End Soon, Says Shettima by Samfigo1(m): 11:49pm On Sep 18, 2014
How did Biafran war end? Same way you'll come to an end. Only God has no end everyother thing has beginning must come to an end! Shikena!
Education / Re: Some English Words With Nigerian Origin. by Samfigo1(m): 10:56am On Sep 13, 2014
ZACHIE: [b][/b]
Your word is Non English.
It's not been absorbed into any English lexicon
You're offpoint! Go and check advance learner's dictionary
Education / Re: Some English Words With Nigerian Origin. by Samfigo1(m): 11:34pm On Sep 12, 2014
ZACHIE: This is misinforming.
The etymologies of the specific words you listed up there are not exclusive, rather borderline assumptions.
Okra,Juju,Tango,etc have much wider spread and use than Nigeria.
The only genuine addition to English language in that list is a Yoruba word: DASHIKI which describes a traditional clothing item.
There are indeed several other words absorbed into English emanating from Nigeria but certainly not the ones captured by the op in that they are not exclusive.
SUSU is exclusive in area catchment, meaning and application.
I will update this later.

Have you heard of Agbada before? Check your dico to knw better
Sports / Re: IK Uche Demands I Beg Him To Play For Nigeria— Keshi by Samfigo1(m): 6:56am On Sep 04, 2014
Oga oo! Oliseh sef we no beg am....to hell wit you! We dont need you again...Idiot!

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Health / Re: Ice Bucket Challenge?! Naah. We Climb In Africa by Samfigo1(m): 10:57am On Sep 02, 2014
Mount Kili? I've climbed Everest b4
Religion / Re: Why Is This Pastor Climbing On His Church Members? by Samfigo1(m): 12:32am On Aug 29, 2014
Abeg leave those mumu idiotic miracle finder abi na seeker....
When he steps on someone's teeth and breaks large percentage of it they'll think straight

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Presidential Villas Across The World.(pictures) by Samfigo1(m): 12:23am On Aug 29, 2014
PapiWata:

What ? There is no such thing as a "president" in the United Kingdom, and the Prime Minister resides at Number 10 Downing Street in London.

Perhaps you intended to post a picture of Buckingham Palace, where Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth resides.
You're Olodo! We knw you stay there...hands down! How many countries make up britain?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Named UEFA's Best Player For 2013/2014 by Samfigo1(m): 7:37pm On Aug 28, 2014
Bobbystanley: Not deserved!


Ashley young should have won it ;DNot deserved!


Ashley young should have won it
You mean Sanyeri?
Politics / Re: Lesotho Pull Out Of AYC Qualifier Against Nigeria Over Ebola outbreak by Samfigo1(m): 5:03pm On Aug 15, 2014
Nigeria don suffer again... They just dicovered our drug is a pesticide now Lesotho, Ordinary Lesotho is running away from us ogaoo o...

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Jokes Etc / The Fear Of EBOLA by Samfigo1(m): 2:06am On Aug 09, 2014
A man noticed his body was not functioning well, he decided to visit a general hospital, the following conversation ensued thus;
The man: Goodday Doctor,I-I-I...am-am....
Doctor: what is it man?
The man: what is the difference btw EBOLA and HIV
Doctor: what is it that you want to knw man? Go straight to the point...
The man: Doctor, I must confess since two days I have not been feeling fine, I feel feverish, my head pounds...
Doctor: It's alright!
The man: I hope it is not....
(the doctor cuts in)
Doctor: Calm down man. There won't be any problem.
The man: (sobbing) I dont want to die so soon
Doctor: You shall not die but live to declare the works of the Lord. We have to carry out a test for you
Tha man: Ok Sir!
After an hour of carrying out the test the doctor came out with the result.
The man who was dosing woke up with immediate alacrity on hearing d banging of the door.
The man: (Very anxious), How's it doctor?
Doctor: After carrying out the test...
The man: (with a breathtaking, looked at the doctor), talk to me doctor
Doctor: we discovered you have HIV!
The man: Yeeh! Yeeh!! Yeeh!!! (very happy) thank God!
Doctor: very confused! What is it? why are you happy?
The man: Thank God I do not have Ebola...at least I can live a little bit longer so as to declare the works of the lord












What's the difference? The two na death sentence! Plz Like!
Sports / Re: BARCELONA Could Be Forced To Leave LA LIGA by Samfigo1(m): 6:01pm On Aug 02, 2014
ClintonNzedimma: u must be sick.....we all know that there would be an agreement....barca got big egos so am not worried.
So you dont want a club to progress right?
As much as i Love Messi, it doesnt mean i want Ronaldo to be a fluke.
If Ronaldo wasnt there to compete against a player who some people say is the greatest of all time, football would be boring.
Broz! calm down they would play catalonian league nw, It's only that they will never be heard in Laliga.....Doooorrrrh!
Sports / Re: BARCELONA Could Be Forced To Leave LA LIGA by Samfigo1(m): 5:58pm On Aug 02, 2014
ClintonNzedimma: u must be sick.....we all know that there would be an agreement....barca got big egos so am not worried.
So you dont want a club to progress right?
As much as i Love Messi, it doesnt mean i want Ronaldo to be a fluke.
If Ronaldo wasnt there to compete against a player who some people say is the greatest of all time, football would be boring.
Family / Re: Our 19months Old Son Calls My Wife Mummy And Baby by Samfigo1(m): 5:44pm On Aug 02, 2014
And u dey happy?
Train up a child in a way He should go and when he is Old he will not depart from it....
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After d training if he's not yielding, Y nt wipe off his Ass with 'Patie'? ( aya omode ni werey di si pasan/patie lama fi le jade!)

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