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Romance / Re: See The Question I Asked That Made Her Angry... by Samfigo1(m): 10:28pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
vizkiz:Broz I never knew she could be angry. How could I have asked? 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / See The Question I Asked That Made Her Angry... by Samfigo1(m): 10:18pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
Hello everyone! I didn't want to bring this up but I can't just imagine how this question could make her so annoyed. Before I say the question, let me take you down the memory lane. I started dating this girl for two months(I don't know if we're still dating, I'll tell you the reason why I say so), everything has been going on smoothly not until recently when we started asking each other questions. She has asked me so many questions, some of the questions are as follow: My Babe: Have you dated before? Me : Of course! My Babe: Why did u break up? Me: We didn't get along with each other, so we decided to call it quit. My Babe: Oh I see.... She has asked me series of questions but I never asked her any. One day precisely 3days ago, I decided to ask her this simple question that shouldn't take a minute to answer! Have you been pregnant before? She paused and looked straight into my eyes and said What sort of question is that? What do l take her for? Am I saying she had done abortions before? She hissed, stood and left, since 2days now we've not called, sent text to each other. Does the question sound absurd? why did she take it so personal? I have decided not to apologize because I don't think I have done wrong, that's why I said earlier that I don't know if we're still dating! 109 Likes 7 Shares |
Education / Re: Does Having Two Sittings Results Matter In Seeking Job? by Samfigo1(m): 3:38pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
2kaybiel:Bros, u mean with my two sittings I can forge ahead in seeking job when the time comes? |
Education / Does Having Two Sittings Results Matter In Seeking Job? by Samfigo1(m): 3:27pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
Hi everyone, Please I need pieces of advice on this issue. I am an undergraduate at present, precisely I am in my final year, I was admitted into one of the reputable universities in Nigeria with two sittings (2 WAEC results) and since then, I never thought of writing another exam in order to have a single sitting. My question is, does it matter to have a single sitting results before seeking job? Thanks.... |
Business / Re: Is This End Of The Year Stealing? by Samfigo1(m): 9:36pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Ayt27:Bro.. u better check very well! they first deducted N5 and later N100 making N105.... That N100 na hin dey pain me pass coz I reserve it for sukurah whenever she asks for recharge card! 1 Like |
Culture / Re: When Was Odùduwà Born? by Samfigo1(m): 6:44pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
2prexios:Bro... help me with that abeg! |
Business / Is This End Of The Year Stealing? by Samfigo1(m): 6:40pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Did anyone receive this message? Guaranty Trust Bank eLectronic Notification Service (GeNS) We wish to inform you that a Debit transaction occurred on your account with us. The details of this transaction are shown below: Transaction Notification Account Number : ******6906 Transaction Location : ASERO-ABEOKUTA Description : SI TRANSACTION (DIFFERENT CUSTOMERS) Amount : 100.00 Value Date : 21-Dec-2015 Remarks : 2015 Debit Card Annual Maintenance Fee What are they maintaining in my card that is with me? when I first got the message I was thinking I have another card with them. How can they maintain a card that is not with them? |
Culture / When Was Odùduwà Born? by Samfigo1(m): 5:43pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
When was Odùduwà born? Does anyone know his date of birth? Oduduwa, Olofin Adimula, Emperor and First Suzerain of the Yoruba, was the Oba of Ile-Ife . His name, phonetically written by Yoruba language-speakers as Odùduwà and sometimes contracted as Odudua or Oòdua , is generally ascribed to the ancestral dynasty of Yorubaland because he is held by the Yoruba to have been the ancestor of their numerous crowned kings. Following his posthumous deification , he was admitted to the Yoruba pantheon as an aspect of a primordial divinity of the same name. About Oduduwa Etymology Oduduwa is the power of the womb. Oduduwa represents omnipotency, the ability to affect and reconstruct the physical reality at will. Oòdua first appears as one of the divinities of the Yoruba the ogony. The narrative indicates that Oduduwa denotes “the essence of Reality” (Odu-ti-o-da-Iwa)or "the reservoir of existence"(Odu -ti-o- du Uwa). Narrative Early Historians like Samuel Johnson have been debunked for recording some Oyo -Yoruba popolar account of the coming of Lamurudu baba / father of Oba Oduduwa from the east, sometimes understood by some sources as the "vicinity" of Mecca , but more likely signifying the region of Ekiti , Okun sub-communities in northeastern Yorubaland /central Nigeria or Idah town of the Igala in Kogi State of Central Nigeria. Ekiti is near the confluence of the Niger and Benue rivers, and is where the Yoruba language is presumed to have separated from related ethno-linguistic groupings like Igala , Igbo , and Edo . Lamurudu, a King to be and a very powerful hunter , warrior and pioneer, is said to have come from Mecca. He had several children, last of which, was Oduduwa. Ife Traditions When Oduduwa rose to be a prominent citizen of ancient Ife, he and his group are believed to have conquered most of the 13 component communities and deposed Obatala, then evolved the palace structure with its effective centralized power and dynasty. Going by the tribal records, he is commonly referred to as the first Ooni of Ife and progenitor of the legitimate Kings of the Yoruba people. Oduduwa and his role in creation Main article: Yoruba religion Some oral traditions claim that Oduduwa was Olodumare 's favourite orisha , and as such was sent from heaven to create the earth. There is much controversy concerning him and his place and names in the Yoruba pantheon, and consensus on the subject is as elusive as it is with any other "creation myth". However, the Ife are known for telling the following story: Later years Upon the ending of Oduduwa's time on Earth, there was a dispersal of his children/grandchildren from Ife to the outposts that they had previously founded in order for them to establish effective control over these places. Each is said to have made his or her mark in the subsequently urbanization and consolidation of the Yoruba confederacy of kingdoms, with each child or grandchild fashioning his or her state after Ile-Ife.(copied). A day also should be set aside as holiday to celebrate someone that brought about the existence of Yoruba race.
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Politics / Re: Protest In US, Canada,India Over Shiite Leader's arrest In Nigeria by Samfigo1(m): 6:46pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
see dem idiots! very soon you shall be scrapped from America. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by Samfigo1(m): 8:36pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:Bros kuku tell me am silly nah, do u knw what I'm driving at? |
Family / Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by Samfigo1(m): 8:34pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
misspicy:Don't talk like a saint on this! u started running after boys at the age of 17, were you also ripe for sex den ? u don't need to call me an idiot nah.... |
Family / Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by Samfigo1(m): 5:40pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
misspicy:sowie oooo at what age were you deflowered? were you raped or u willingly gave in? just asking.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: When Big Brother Sends $100 To You And You Change It At #280 (pix) by Samfigo1(m): 7:35pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
You jez dey make person salivate jawe! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: When Big Brother Sends $100 To You And You Change It At #280 (pix) by Samfigo1(m): 7:33pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
why is he wasting time swallowing it? he should have dissected his tommy so that they can pack all this inside! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by Samfigo1(m): 7:22pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Twaci:If only you can remember that! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Why Do You Support Change? by Samfigo1(m): 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
Mr A: Broz how far? Election don near, which party u dey support? Mr B: change! Mr A: change? E no dey among the political parties nah.... Mr B: change! Change!! Mr A: Broz calm down! No be garage u dey so abi u forget change for conductor hand? Mr B: you never hear? Mr A: wetin? Mr B: All Progressive Congress APC Change! Mr A: oh! APC, why u dey support dem Mr B: don't you know their candidate? He has a lot of experience Mr A: Experience? Lemme hear more! Mr B: He has ruled us before! Mr A: what did he do during his tenure? Mr B: Ehn... Ehn... So u don't knw? Mr A: Broz that's why I asked Mr B: Buhari my man! Sai Buhari! Sai Buhari!! Mr A: you have not answered me! Mr B: na wa oo so you don't know? Mr A: yes I don't know Mr B: okay lemme tell you one thing! HE IS NOT CORRUPT!!! Mr A: What! Buhahaha..... Mr B: why you dey laugh? Mr A: you be idiat! Buhahahaha... Mr B: (walks away) CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!! *I will crush Boko haram in 2months For your mind! 6months don pass and we are still counting! *I will equal $1 to N1 Broz how much be $1 in Naira? *Petrol will be N50/litre omo na N150/litre if u see o *N5000 monthly for jobless graduates. E be like say he don postpone that one till next year! Be patient! *I will increase corper's N19,800 to N39,800 Omo adon almost graduate they never implement am.... Sai Baba don become Chai Baba.... Change na SCAM!!! |
Politics / Re: Pics: OBJ Deserves 2 Years Jail Term For This Insults On Fayose! by Samfigo1(m): 8:33pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
SuPeRq:God bless you dear! |
Politics / Re: Pics Of The Burnt Onitsha Mosques........nothing Was Left Out Even Blocks. by Samfigo1(m): 6:03pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
does anyone know the name of this plant ... abeg I need the name sharperly! The one that has yellow flower Thanks
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Politics / Re: Pics: OBJ Deserves 2 Years Jail Term For This Insults On Fayose! by Samfigo1(m): 5:47pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
does anyone know the name of this plant
... abeg I need the name sharperly! The one that has yellow flower Thanks
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Education / Does Anyone Know This Plant? by Samfigo1(m): 9:44pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Hi everyone, I am pretty sure that nairaland comprises great intellectuals, please nlderz I need the English name of this plant then I can go ahead to find out the botanical name... It is the plant that has yellow flowers. Thanks in advance! I wouldn't mind if this is moved to front page, Pls I need the name
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Music/Radio / Top Ten FM Radio Stations With Better And Wider Coverage In Southwest Nigeria by Samfigo1(m): 10:53am On Nov 28, 2015 |
Here are the top FM radio stations in southwest Nigeria that cover a wider distance from where they are located. I am not saying you can listen to any of the stations listed in any part of {the southwest but at least they can be listened to in two states other than the state they are located. This list is not based on internet connection before you can listen them, just pick up a radio with good aerial and begin to listen to them. After much scrutiny, here are the stations; 1. 98.5 Oluyole FM Old ife road, Ibadan. 2. 102.3 Radio continental, Ikosi Ketu, Lagos. 3. 93.5 Premier FM(FRCN) Old Gbagi Ibadan. 4. 90.5 OGBC 2 FM Abeokuta. 5. 100.5 Raypower FM Alagbado Lagos. 6. 88.9 Adaba FM Ondo state. 7. 104.5 LivingSpring FM Ile-Awiye, Oke baale, Osogbo. 8. 96.5 OSRC FM Akure. 9. 88.9 Brilla FM - Sports Lagos. 10. 105.5 Splash FM, Ibadan. |
Celebrities / Re: Why Do My Village Pple Mistake Me For Anini I.e The Deadly Robber by Samfigo1(m): 10:51pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
See hin cap like bicycle seat! |
Religion / Re: 10 Types Of Churches In Nigeria by Samfigo1(m): 10:50pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
What do you stand to gain in all theses crap? Everybody is typing 10types, 8types 6types of this and that, you decided to bring your own to the church, right? If Jesus meets you in this will He be happy? Give your life to Jesus! 1 Like 1 Share |
Sports / Which Club(s) Do You Miss In The Top Leagues? by Samfigo1(m): 7:56pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
I support premier league, The clubs I solely miss are Middlesbrough and Derby county. I miss boro because they gave my club Arsenal tough time during their stay in the premier league, they cost us premier leaugue trophy in 2006/'07 season... I miss Derbycounty because we did bash anytime we met, I remember 06/07 season, Adebayor came off bench to score a hattrick in a 6-2 win over them... I miss these clubs so much! |
Education / Re: Can Anyone Explain The Theory Behind This? by Samfigo1(m): 3:06pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
Thewhizzkid1:Hmmmn... Mass/Volume I was thinking maybe cement/Limestone was closely packed, and also because it was in a powdry form What do you think? |
Education / Can Anyone Explain The Theory Behind This? by Samfigo1(m): 12:54pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
This has to do with weight... Why is 50kg of Limestone/cement heavier to carry when compared to 50kg of soya/ wheatoffal. I have worked in a feedmill before, I discovered 50kg of limestone is heavier even though they are both 50kg. Can anyone explain this? |
Family / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice Should I Leave Or Go On by Samfigo1(m): 10:32pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
You completed your own education, you don't her to complete hers? Bro... You better swerve unto the the fast lane, Do you think she would concur to marry you after 4yrs? 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Can I Tell Her The Truth? by Samfigo1(m): 10:25pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Buhahahahahah! You dey put nose for her kitty-cat? Just ask her this way because if you asked her sharpely she might get angry... Did you pour water from locust bean on ur kitty-cat? by that she must get the message! |
Crime / Re: How I Got Scammed By Etisalat Marketers Today by Samfigo1(m): 10:19pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Bro.. It has happened to me before, it was Airtel, they even told me I should buy for my wife(not knowing I was single) that the call tariff would be cheaper. Bro... The network provider didn't send them they were trying to make sales... I'm waiting for the day I would meet them again, I will collect 4sims without looking back! |
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