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Romance / Re: See The Question I Asked That Made Her Angry... by Samfigo1(m): 10:28pm On Dec 26, 2015
vizkiz:
the question was too forward now. You sef ehn undecided

Just send her a message and apologise give her some space too. She will come around bro... That is if she loves you

Broz I never knew she could be angry. How could I have asked?

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Romance / See The Question I Asked That Made Her Angry... by Samfigo1(m): 10:18pm On Dec 26, 2015
Hello everyone! I didn't want to bring this up but I can't just imagine how this question could make her so annoyed. Before I say the question, let me take you down the memory lane.
I started dating this girl for two months(I don't know if we're still dating, I'll tell you the reason why I say so), everything has been going on smoothly not until recently when we started asking each other questions. She has asked me so many questions, some of the questions are as follow:

My Babe: Have you dated before?

Me : Of course!

My Babe: Why did u break up?

Me: We didn't get along with each other, so we decided to call it quit.

My Babe: Oh I see....

She has asked me series of questions but I never asked her any.
One day precisely 3days ago, I decided to ask her this simple question that shouldn't take a minute to answer!
Have you been pregnant before? She paused and looked straight into my eyes and said What sort of question is that? What do l take her for? Am I saying she had done abortions before? She hissed, stood and left, since 2days now we've not called, sent text to each other.
Does the question sound absurd? why did she take it so personal? I have decided not to apologize because I don't think I have done wrong, that's why I said earlier that I don't know if we're still dating!

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Education / Re: Does Having Two Sittings Results Matter In Seeking Job? by Samfigo1(m): 3:38pm On Dec 26, 2015
2kaybiel:
Capital NO
Bros, u mean with my two sittings I can forge ahead in seeking job when the time comes?
Education / Does Having Two Sittings Results Matter In Seeking Job? by Samfigo1(m): 3:27pm On Dec 26, 2015
Hi everyone, Please I need pieces of advice on this issue.
I am an undergraduate at present, precisely I am in my final year, I was admitted into one of the reputable universities in Nigeria with two sittings (2 WAEC results) and since then, I never thought of writing another exam in order to have a single sitting.
My question is, does it matter to have a single sitting results before seeking job?
Thanks....
Business / Re: Is This End Of The Year Stealing? by Samfigo1(m): 9:36pm On Dec 24, 2015
Ayt27:
Yeah I got an annual card maintenance fee, but that was like N5
Bro.. u better check very well! they first deducted N5 and later N100 making N105.... That N100 na hin dey pain me pass coz I reserve it for sukurah whenever she asks for recharge card! grin grin

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Culture / Re: When Was Odùduwà Born? by Samfigo1(m): 6:44pm On Dec 24, 2015
2prexios:
IFA go fit know the answer,
and babalawo people.
Bro... help me with that abeg! grin
Business / Is This End Of The Year Stealing? by Samfigo1(m): 6:40pm On Dec 24, 2015
Did anyone receive this message?

Guaranty Trust Bank eLectronic Notification Service (GeNS)
We wish to inform you that a Debit transaction occurred on your account with us.
The details of this transaction are shown below:
Transaction Notification
Account Number
:
******6906
Transaction Location
:
ASERO-ABEOKUTA
Description
:
SI TRANSACTION (DIFFERENT CUSTOMERS)
Amount
:
100.00
Value Date
:
21-Dec-2015
Remarks
:
2015 Debit Card Annual Maintenance Fee

What are they maintaining in my card that is with me?
when I first got the message I was thinking I have another card with them.grin
How can they maintain a card that is not with them?
Culture / When Was Odùduwà Born? by Samfigo1(m): 5:43pm On Dec 24, 2015
When was Odùduwà born? Does anyone know his date of birth?

Oduduwa, Olofin Adimula, Emperor and First Suzerain of the Yoruba, was the
Oba of Ile-Ife . His name, phonetically written by Yoruba language-speakers as
Odùduwà and sometimes contracted as Odudua or Oòdua , is generally ascribed to the ancestral dynasty of Yorubaland because he is held by the Yoruba to have been the ancestor of their numerous crowned kings. Following his posthumous deification , he was admitted to the Yoruba
pantheon as an aspect of a primordial divinity of the same name.

About Oduduwa Etymology
Oduduwa is the power of the womb.
Oduduwa represents omnipotency, the ability to affect and reconstruct the physical reality at will.
Oòdua first appears as one of the divinities of the Yoruba the ogony.
The narrative indicates that Oduduwa denotes “the essence of Reality” (Odu-ti-o-da-Iwa)or "the reservoir of existence"(Odu -ti-o- du Uwa).

Narrative
Early Historians like Samuel Johnson have been debunked for recording some Oyo -Yoruba popolar account of the coming of Lamurudu baba / father of Oba Oduduwa from the east, sometimes understood by some sources as the "vicinity" of Mecca , but more likely signifying the region of Ekiti , Okun sub-communities in northeastern
Yorubaland /central Nigeria or Idah town of the Igala in Kogi State of Central Nigeria. Ekiti is near the confluence of the Niger and Benue rivers, and is where the Yoruba language is presumed to have separated from related ethno-linguistic groupings like Igala , Igbo , and Edo . Lamurudu, a King to be and a very powerful hunter , warrior and pioneer, is said to have come from Mecca. He had several children, last of which, was Oduduwa.

Ife Traditions
When Oduduwa rose to be a prominent citizen of ancient Ife, he and his group are believed to have conquered most of the 13 component communities and deposed Obatala, then evolved the palace structure with its effective centralized power and dynasty. Going by the tribal records, he is commonly referred to as the first Ooni of Ife and progenitor of the legitimate Kings of the Yoruba people.
Oduduwa and his role in creation
Main article: Yoruba religion
Some oral traditions claim that Oduduwa was Olodumare 's favourite
orisha , and as such was sent from heaven to create the earth.
There is much controversy concerning him and his place and names in the Yoruba pantheon, and consensus on the subject is as elusive as it is with any other "creation myth". However, the Ife are known for telling the following story:

Later years
Upon the ending of Oduduwa's time on Earth, there was a dispersal of his children/grandchildren from Ife to the outposts that they had previously founded in order for them to establish effective control over these places. Each is said to have made his or her mark in the subsequently urbanization and consolidation of the Yoruba confederacy of kingdoms, with each child or grandchild fashioning his or her state after Ile-Ife.(copied).

A day also should be set aside as holiday to celebrate someone that brought about the existence of Yoruba race.

Politics / Re: Protest In US, Canada,India Over Shiite Leader's arrest In Nigeria by Samfigo1(m): 6:46pm On Dec 23, 2015
see dem idiots! very soon you shall be scrapped from America.

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Family / Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by Samfigo1(m): 8:36pm On Dec 21, 2015
STFUareyouGod:

This is so rude and very silly to ask. Like wtf??
Smh
Bros kuku tell me am silly nah, do u knw what I'm driving at?
Family / Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by Samfigo1(m): 8:34pm On Dec 21, 2015
misspicy:





see that question up there? pick your phone dial your sister's number and ask her DIOT undecided
Don't talk like a saint on this! u started running after boys at the age of 17, were you also ripe for sex den ? u don't need to call me an idiot nah....
Family / Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by Samfigo1(m): 5:40pm On Dec 21, 2015
misspicy:
Another pervert on the loose...Lord save our teenagers please..... embarassed

seems teenagers are not even allowed to live and enjoy that age anymore,they are been rushed into adulthood by perverted people taking advantage of their roaming minds...
sowie oooo at what age were you deflowered? were you raped or u willingly gave in?











just asking....grin
Jokes Etc / Re: When Big Brother Sends $100 To You And You Change It At #280 (pix) by Samfigo1(m): 7:35pm On Dec 20, 2015
You jez dey make person salivate jawe! cry

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Jokes Etc / Re: When Big Brother Sends $100 To You And You Change It At #280 (pix) by Samfigo1(m): 7:33pm On Dec 20, 2015
why is he wasting time swallowing it? he should have dissected his tommy so that they can pack all this inside! grin grin

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Romance / Re: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by Samfigo1(m): 7:22pm On Dec 14, 2015
Twaci:
Whenever u are about to start masturbating, look up and ask yourself, "What is Jesus thinking right now?"

cheesy Bro, trust me on this one.
If only you can remember that! embarassed

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Jokes Etc / Why Do You Support Change? by Samfigo1(m): 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2015
Mr A: Broz how far? Election don near, which party u dey support?
Mr B: change!
Mr A: change? E no dey among the political parties nah....
Mr B: change! Change!!
Mr A: Broz calm down! No be garage u dey so abi u forget change for conductor hand?
Mr B: you never hear?
Mr A: wetin?
Mr B: All Progressive Congress APC Change!
Mr A: oh! APC, why u dey support dem
Mr B: don't you know their candidate? He has a lot of experience
Mr A: Experience? Lemme hear more!
Mr B: He has ruled us before!
Mr A: what did he do during his tenure?
Mr B: Ehn... Ehn... So u don't knw?
Mr A: Broz that's why I asked
Mr B: Buhari my man! Sai Buhari! Sai Buhari!!
Mr A: you have not answered me!
Mr B: na wa oo so you don't know?
Mr A: yes I don't know
Mr B: okay lemme tell you one thing! HE IS NOT CORRUPT!!!
Mr A: What! Buhahaha.....
Mr B: why you dey laugh?
Mr A: you be idiat! Buhahahaha...
Mr B: (walks away) CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!!
*I will crush Boko haram in 2months For your mind! 6months don pass and we are still counting!
*I will equal $1 to N1
Broz how much be $1 in Naira?
*Petrol will be N50/litre
omo na N150/litre if u see o
*N5000 monthly for jobless graduates.
E be like say he don postpone that one till next year! Be patient!
*I will increase corper's N19,800 to N39,800
Omo adon almost graduate they never implement am....
Sai Baba don become Chai Baba....
Change na SCAM!!!
Politics / Re: Pics: OBJ Deserves 2 Years Jail Term For This Insults On Fayose! by Samfigo1(m): 8:33pm On Dec 04, 2015
SuPeRq:
it's sun flower
God bless you dear!
Politics / Re: Pics Of The Burnt Onitsha Mosques........nothing Was Left Out Even Blocks. by Samfigo1(m): 6:03pm On Dec 03, 2015
does anyone know the name of this plant ... abeg I need the name sharperly! The one that has yellow flower Thanks

Politics / Re: Pics: OBJ Deserves 2 Years Jail Term For This Insults On Fayose! by Samfigo1(m): 5:47pm On Dec 03, 2015
does anyone know the name of this plant ... abeg I need the name sharperly! The one that has yellow flower Thanks

Education / Does Anyone Know This Plant? by Samfigo1(m): 9:44pm On Dec 02, 2015
Hi everyone, I am pretty sure that nairaland comprises great intellectuals, please nlderz I need the English name of this plant then I can go ahead to find out the botanical name... It is the plant that has yellow flowers. Thanks in advance! I wouldn't mind if this is moved to front page, Pls I need the name

Music/Radio / Top Ten FM Radio Stations With Better And Wider Coverage In Southwest Nigeria by Samfigo1(m): 10:53am On Nov 28, 2015
Here are the top FM radio stations in southwest Nigeria that cover a wider distance from where they are located. I am not saying you can listen to any of the stations listed in any part of {the southwest but at least they can be listened to in two states other than the state they are located.
This list is not based on internet connection before you can listen them, just pick up a radio with good aerial and begin to listen to them. After much scrutiny, here are the stations;

1. 98.5 Oluyole FM Old ife road, Ibadan.

2. 102.3 Radio continental, Ikosi Ketu, Lagos.

3. 93.5 Premier FM(FRCN) Old Gbagi Ibadan.

4. 90.5 OGBC 2 FM Abeokuta.

5. 100.5 Raypower FM Alagbado Lagos.

6. 88.9 Adaba FM Ondo state.

7. 104.5 LivingSpring FM Ile-Awiye, Oke baale, Osogbo.

8. 96.5 OSRC FM Akure.

9. 88.9 Brilla FM - Sports Lagos.

10. 105.5 Splash FM, Ibadan.
Celebrities / Re: Why Do My Village Pple Mistake Me For Anini I.e The Deadly Robber by Samfigo1(m): 10:51pm On Sep 14, 2015
See hin cap like bicycle seat!
Religion / Re: 10 Types Of Churches In Nigeria by Samfigo1(m): 10:50pm On Sep 14, 2015
What do you stand to gain in all theses crap? Everybody is typing 10types, 8types 6types of this and that, you decided to bring your own to the church, right? If Jesus meets you in this will He be happy? Give your life to Jesus!

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Sports / Which Club(s) Do You Miss In The Top Leagues? by Samfigo1(m): 7:56pm On Sep 13, 2015
I support premier league, The clubs I solely miss are Middlesbrough and Derby county.
I miss boro because they gave my club Arsenal tough time during their stay in the premier league, they cost us premier leaugue trophy in 2006/'07 season...
I miss Derbycounty because we did bash anytime we met, I remember 06/07 season, Adebayor came off bench to score a hattrick in a 6-2 win over them...
I miss these clubs so much!
Education / Re: Can Anyone Explain The Theory Behind This? by Samfigo1(m): 3:06pm On Sep 01, 2015
Thewhizzkid1:

I think it's because of their different densities. The heavier one has a larger density when compared to the lighter one.
Hmmmn... Mass/Volume I was thinking maybe cement/Limestone was closely packed, and also because it was in a powdry form What do you think?
Education / Can Anyone Explain The Theory Behind This? by Samfigo1(m): 12:54pm On Sep 01, 2015
This has to do with weight...
Why is 50kg of Limestone/cement heavier to carry when compared to 50kg of soya/ wheatoffal. I have worked in a feedmill before, I discovered 50kg of limestone is heavier even though they are both 50kg.
Can anyone explain this?
Family / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice Should I Leave Or Go On by Samfigo1(m): 10:32pm On Aug 25, 2015
You completed your own education, you don't her to complete hers? Bro... You better swerve unto the the fast lane, Do you think she would concur to marry you after 4yrs?

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Romance / Re: Can I Tell Her The Truth? by Samfigo1(m): 10:25pm On Aug 25, 2015
Buhahahahahah! You dey put nose for her kitty-cat? Just ask her this way because if you asked her sharpely she might get angry...
Did you pour water from locust bean on ur kitty-cat? by that she must get the message!
Crime / Re: How I Got Scammed By Etisalat Marketers Today by Samfigo1(m): 10:19pm On Aug 25, 2015
Bro.. It has happened to me before, it was Airtel, they even told me I should buy for my wife(not knowing I was single) that the call tariff would be cheaper. Bro... The network provider didn't send them they were trying to make sales... I'm waiting for the day I would meet them again, I will collect 4sims without looking back!

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