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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie: Comedians Joking About Jesus Christ's Last Hours Are Wrong by Samfigo1(m): 5:40pm On Apr 22, 2019
It's just beyond me! If it were drama it would have been another thing, but comedy? Haba!!! This is absolutely not acceptable!

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Education / Re: How To Get 2019 JAMB Epin For Registration by Samfigo1(m): 10:43am On Jan 10, 2019
myselftrend:
Here are the steps that would be required by all JAMB applicants, before commencing registration in any Accredited CBT Centre;


1. Each candidate will be registered with one mobile phone number only. The Cell phone number used to create the profile code is automatically tied to the Candidate’s name and will be used in all communications related to his/her 2019 Application/Examination.

2. Candidate sends his/her name [Surname, First Name & Middle Name (if any)] by text (SMS) to 55019. This should be maximum of 38 characters + 2 spaces between names = 40 characters in all

3. A Profile Code is received by the candidate on the same telephone number

4. The candidate presents the Profile Code to the point of procurement of form (Banks, MMOs, MFBs, Switches, USSD Partners). The form ePIN is then sent as text message to the candidate.

5. The candidate presents the ePIN at any JAMB accredited CBT Centre for registration
You are advised to wait until the registration begins on 10th January before performing any of the procedures above.

The above information is simply to prepare your mind for what's to come. There's absolutely no need to rush the process. Please note that the above 5 steps will be performed before a candidate visit the accredited CBT Centres for registration.

Gist via :- https://nairatrend.com.ng/how-to-get-2019-jamb-epin-for-registration/

Please how are choices of institution being shared since there are four choices?
A university, polytechnic and college of education what of the fourth choice please?
Travel / Re: This Is The Major Reason Why Pilots Dump Fuel Before Landing. (PHOTOS) by Samfigo1(m): 9:07pm On Nov 16, 2018
dadalicious:
Ignorance is really a disease.
When I was younger, anytime I see that whitish clouds from an airplane, I always thought it was a jet moving very fast.
Thanks bro for enlightenment

You must be from Ibadan like myself grin
dadalicious:
Ignorance is really a disease.
When I was younger, anytime I see that whitish clouds from an airplane, I always thought it was a jet moving very fast.
Thanks bro for enlightenment

You must be from Ibadan like myself
Crime / Re: Man Pretending To Be Female Relative Defrauds Senator Alasodura Of N3m by Samfigo1(m): 10:38am On Oct 29, 2018
In as much as I don't support fraud. He already swindled the man 3M. Why not find something worthwhile to do with the money

Person wey get cap no get head and person wey get head no get cap

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Romance / Re: Please Advise, I Had Sex With My Drunk Neighbor by Samfigo1(m): 8:26pm On Oct 26, 2018
But Op you've done foolishly! I am not ashamed neither do I owe you any apology if I call you a FOOL.

If you are like me that has a strong sex hormone, I would rather sleep somewhere far away from where she slept.
Health / Re: Ajibola Otunbusin Becomes The Oldest IVF Mom In Africa (Photos) by Samfigo1(m): 2:33pm On Oct 22, 2018
He was my lecturer at FUNAAB
Education / Re: U.I Student Who Channeled Sango While Contesting For Mr U.I, Gets Burnt by Samfigo1(m): 11:58am On Oct 21, 2018
He was playing with fire and got burnt for those that didn't understand grin

He's not the first sha

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Politics / Re: Governor Fayemi’s Earliest Appointments Anger Muslim Youths by Samfigo1(m): 7:57am On Oct 19, 2018
Rashdimuh:
Yeah Seyi Makinde would have been a better option but the emergency of Adelabu from Apc has changed the minds of Ibadan indigenes they prefer him to Seyi what a masterstroke from Jagaban , even Lanlehin of Adc will do far better than Seyi. He is just an over ambitious Politician who thinks he can manouver his with his money but now as regards far Ibadan politics is concerned Seyi is a Political orphan now. Why do you think Seyi was complaining when Adelabu emerged winner of Apc guber primaries

He still has 'Ladoja as his political father though they may not be in the same political party.

what has been Seyi's complaint?
Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Women You Should Never Let Go by Samfigo1(m): 8:14pm On Oct 18, 2018
Governorship race is equally important as the Presidential race. For reliable and attested Governorship candidate in Oyo state. Vote✔✔ Engr. Seyi Makinde under the platform of PDP ☔ Vote wisely!

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Phones / Re: Power Banks Are Not True With Their Battery Capacity. by Samfigo1(m): 8:13pm On Oct 18, 2018
Governorship race is equally important as the Presidential race. For reliable and attested Governorship candidate in Oyo state. Vote✔✔ Engr. Seyi Makinde under the platform of PDP ☔ Vote wisely!
Crime / Re: Breaking: Serious Fight Happening Right Now In Lagos..bewear Of This Areas by Samfigo1(m): 8:12pm On Oct 18, 2018
Governorship race is equally important as the Presidential race. For reliable and attested Governorship candidate in Oyo state. Vote✔✔ Engr. Seyi Makinde under the platform of PDP ☔ Vote wisely!
Politics / Re: Governor Fayemi’s Earliest Appointments Anger Muslim Youths by Samfigo1(m): 8:07pm On Oct 18, 2018
Muslims and agitation.

In Oyo state where we have 50/50 of Christians and Muslims, Muslims have ruled for almost 15years of Democracy.


Governorship race is equally important as the Presidential race.
For reliable and attested Governorship candidate in Oyo state.
Vote✔✔
Engr. Seyi Makinde under the platform of PDP ☔
Vote wisely!

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Politics / Vote Wisely In Oyo State! by Samfigo1(m): 9:51pm On Oct 17, 2018
Governorship race is equally important as the Presidential race.

For reliable and attested Governorship candidate in Oyo state.

Vote✔✔
Engr. Seyi Makinde under the platform of PDP ☔

Vote wisely!

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Education / Change Your Notion About This Popular Saying. by Samfigo1(m): 5:44pm On Jul 24, 2018
Popular saying;
Do your best and leave the rest!

For who Who do leave the rest for?? My friend go back and complete the rest. If everybody keeps leaving the rest, who will now complete the rest??
Try to be the best or one of the best in whatever you do...

DO YOUR BEST AND COMPLETE THE REST
#Psalmfigo#
Phones / Re: What Other Things Can I Do Online Please? by Samfigo1(m): 6:15pm On Jul 22, 2018
Ehen OK now!
Phones / What Other Things Can I Do Online Please? by Samfigo1(m): 5:19pm On Jul 22, 2018
The question may sound ridiculous, but what else can I do with my data apart from visiting social media like Fb, IG, Nairaland, Twitter, WhatsApp etc..., reading dailies online.

What other interesting things can I get myself involved doing??













Don't tell me about Porn please! I know some kind of people here.
Sports / Why Is Nobody Talking About Firmino? by Samfigo1(m): 5:43pm On Apr 25, 2018
Yes! Why??

Sallah was fantastic so did Firmino now, why is everyone keeping quiet on him especially against the last match they played against AS Roma.

Sallah got 2goals 2assists, same as Firmino 2goals 2assists. Why are they not giving Firmino too the accolades he deserves?

Sallah has been fantastic no doubt, Firmino too has been wonderful!

Some even in their news said Sallah is the only Liverpool player to have scored 10goals in a season in champions league forgetting that Firmino too
has scored 10goals, he even has more assists than Sallah in Champions League
Religion / My Days Are Numbered On Nairaland. by Samfigo1(m): 10:51pm On Apr 22, 2018
Yes! they are numbered. I could hardly read any Biblical or Christian write ups today being Sunday. You mean BBN could overpower the write ups?

What a scandalous situation to behold ?
Sports / Re: Tribute To Arsene Wenger, Arsenal Manager (1996-2018) by Samfigo1(m): 4:59pm On Apr 20, 2018
Good Bye

At least, let's have another figure as the Manager for the club.

Whether he stays/leaves, one day he must leave or the club leaves him, the former has happened now.

Let's discard the feelings that "I don't want him to leave". Nothing to regret he can only be missed at some point, because it must happen

Wènger, PSG here you come

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Celebrities / Re: Burial Of Olufemi Oluwajobi Who Died In Car Accident On 31st Night (Photos) by Samfigo1(m): 7:59pm On Jan 02, 2018
The guy was formerly known as Olufemi Egunjobi before he changed it to Oluwajobi.

He left Oluyole FM for Fresh FM.

Rest in peace!

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Religion / What Did Alexander The Coppersmith Do To Apostle Paul? by Samfigo1(m): 8:44pm On Sep 23, 2017
We all know the story of Saul turned Paul of how God arrested him on his way to Damascus when he was on his way to persecute the church.

For better understanding, read Acts 9:1-31.

Among all the apostles/preachers, Apostle Paul did exceedingly great.

He said:
1 Corinthians 15:9-10 King James Version (KJV)
9- For I am the least of the apostles, that am not meet to be called an apostle, because I persecuted the church of God.


10- But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed upon me was bestowed upon me was not in vain; but I laboured more than they all: yet not I, but the grace of God which was with me.

Here we go:

For Paul to have said this to Alexander the coppersmith, he must have done significant harm to Paul...

1Timothy 4:14 reads...

Alexander the coppersmith did me much evil: the Lord reward him according to his works:

My question is; what did Alexander the Coppersmith do to Paul the apostle??
Culture / Re: Olubadan Sues Governor Ajimobi And 23 Others by Samfigo1(m): 11:05am On Sep 21, 2017
Bolustical:
Olubadan wants to disgrace himself,

Ibadan is just too big for one person to rule,

Even the small Abeokuta (compared to IB) has around 4 Kings or so,

He should just respect himself.

What do you know about Ibadan kingship??

what is called tradition is tradition!
why do you have to compare Abeokuta with Ibadan? Must we copy others, why can't they copy us?

Olubadan will win whether you like it or you don't!

#Bless you

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Romance / Re: Who's The Oldest Nairaland Member? by Samfigo1(m): 9:07pm On Sep 20, 2017
FitnessDoctor:


That question has a very obvious answer... It is www.nairaland.com/seun of course

Time registered: March 10, 2005
Time spent online: 2 years & 1 month
Signature: peace
Last seen: 7:06pm
I said besides Seun. For better understanding, apart from Seun, who else?
Romance / Who's The Oldest Nairaland Member? by Samfigo1(m): 6:18pm On Sep 20, 2017
Besides Seun the founder, who's the oldest Nairaland active or inactive member? I'm just been curious.


This is the oldest I have seen so far though she's no more active...

https://www.nairaland.com/hotangel2
NYSC / Re: Yusuf Bomoi Is Dead (Ex NYSC Director-General) by Samfigo1(m): 11:17am On Sep 19, 2017
Rest in peace, brother...
Romance / Re: Girls Didn't And Still Don't Take Me Serious. See Reason by Samfigo1(m): 10:43am On Sep 16, 2017
HannahHitler:
op I deduce that you are never serious. even while toasting girls, I can imagine you making jokes and being funny.

oga you have to learn to wear a ser
ious face when doing serious stuffs. try not to give up easily, chase the woman you want actively. by the time you bombard her with calls and texts and press your hard D against her laps, she will realize, you are serious.
I be wan DM you, not until I saw Lesbian on your dp.

On a more serious note, anytime I want to ask ladies I wear a serious face, yet they don't take me serious.
Persistence in asking a lady out? I'll give it a try
Romance / Re: Girls Didn't And Still Don't Take Me Serious. See Reason by Samfigo1(m): 10:23am On Sep 16, 2017
Lalas247:
No one wants to date a clown ... with no job Cause u stated up there you still in school undecided
I rest my case No quote me o grin
SMH
With the use of tense in my post, does it suggest I am still in school?
I would have gone on and on to criticise your ignorami, but I will stop here
Romance / Re: Girls Didn't And Still Don't Take Me Serious. See Reason by Samfigo1(m): 4:38pm On Sep 15, 2017
gabinogem:
You done make money When u make money, ur money go bring out the seriousness in u... Ask Bright Okpocha or Ayo Makun dem go confirm wetin I just tell u now. wink

I'm making money, and I am trying as the days go by to be a better man.

Are you telling me those aforementioned never dated girls before they got the money??
Romance / Re: Girls Didn't And Still Don't Take Me Serious. See Reason by Samfigo1(m): 4:35pm On Sep 15, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Maybe you should stop making fun with the ladies coz no one will ever take you seriously.

It's like a nature to me. It means I would be depriving myself of some things...
Romance / Girls Didn't And Still Don't Take Me Serious. See Reason by Samfigo1(m): 4:21pm On Sep 15, 2017
Hello folks, girls don't take me serious.
I can remember walking up to 2-3girls while in school yet none of them gave me attention.

I am a jovial and funny guy, I wouldn't say I am a comedian but sometimes when I talk especially in my dialect people do laugh.

While I was in school I played a lot with everyone, both guys and ladies, that girl some people found difficult playing with or found difficult being free with her was always easy for me. Sometimes, when other guys saw me doing some things around a girl they marvelled.

Those girls never picked offence from whatever i did to them because they knew me for that.

When it was time to be serious and walked up to them, they would be laughing and say I was joking and I was damn serious.
cry
Sometimes, those girls finally ended up with guys by some standards I was better than(no pride). All their thoughts was I was joking.


Do I need to change my nature all in a bid a date or ask a lady out
Politics / Re: Anyone Above 60 Years Should Not Rule Nigeria by Samfigo1(m): 11:14am On Sep 07, 2017
Sometimes, age does not count.

It depends on how intelligent, well-informed, educative, incisive and innovative the candidate is, though he must not be too old because agility should also be put in consideration.

In the last election in America, the two top candidates, the youngest was 68.

In my opinion, Nigerians I beg you don't vote any of these people, I'm almost tempted to call them fools...

Atiku
Fayose
El Rufai

Vote either Kwankwaso or Osibanjo (I wish he could contest).

#Bless you

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