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16 people....
Analysis; The 16th person will shake 15 persons, the 15th person will shake 14 persons, the 14th person will shake 13 persons it goes on like till the 2nd person shake 1 person so we have......
16+15+14+13+12+11+10+9+8+7+6+5+4+3+2+1= 120people. OP whereis my prize?

lalasticlala:
Lol..



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It is called Number plate not plate number

Yes!!! Let's get connected once again... I believe Nairaland should be one of the social media where one can get connected with one of his/her old school classmates, you never can tell you can get raised through a friend you did good to, you call it fun but I call it connection medium.

¤Write the name and address of your Secondary school.
¤Year of graduation.
¤The name of one of your teachers and the subject he taught you.
Mine is;
Wesley College of Science, Elekuro, Ibadan
I graduated in year 2006
Mr Olapade, He taught me Geography



NOTE: Don't write your name!

Jollyjoy:
Op sori to say bt u are a terrible liar,what abt the b.f?u tink he is dumb ah?so the guy accept to his g.f staying in anoda guy room without tinking twice? The gal allowed u to romance her even when she knew her b.f is in dat same house? They have misunderstanding so she packed out? Guy ur lie is outdated...am nt falling for this.

na chop and clean mouth d guy dey do... Na casual bf... Na my guy I sabi am!

SkinnyDude:
nna men....i want to ask you. apart from accommodating her, do you also feed her?

it's a joint thing but I do the larger part... Coz i see it as helping ones neighbour!

starlingslimnet:
I only think people cook beans don't know they cook stories too.

No be only cook na fry I fry am... Why not walk by if you have nothing to say

Nairalanderz I hail thee....
Goodday everyone , I want to share what I am going through at present, I want your advice or better still judge me I could be wrong with my action.
I have been cohabiting with a lady for a week now, before I move on let me share how the cohabitation began.
This girl came to our house when she was seeking admission to a school close to my house, one of my housemates accommodated her, he claimed the girl was his girlfriend, eventually, the girl got admitted into the school and started living with the guy but after two weeks they had misunderstandings the girl had no where to go, this lady in question since she came into the house I have taken her as my sister and my friend so we had good rapport. After the misunderstanding with her boyfriend she walked up to me and told me she wanted to leave her boyfriend's room for my room and that it won't last long just for mean time I concurred with immediate alarcrity I told her no qualm after consulting her boyfriend about her plan, the guy said he has no problem as regards her plan. The following day she packed her things inside my room, I thought I was dreaming, I started mulling on what to do, someone I have taken as my sister chei! Kongi na bastard you know now.... I kept calm, that night we were discussing she started telling me stories on the same matress with me, suddenly, I kept mute I was not responding to her super story I was even facing down because I was trying to pack my John Thomas I didn't want her to see the kind of press up it was performing, she thought I had slept so she kept quiet. After few minutes I did as if I jarupaing Lol. pardon me sleep walking or unconcious turning anyhow (you should have understood) I put one of my hands across, lo and behold it rested on her bossoms I was thinking she would throw away my hand but she didn't, that was why I drew her closer and we started kissing, pressing and the likes but whenever I wanted to go down low she would say stop and I would sluggishly take my hand off her, after 4-5 days I could not control the urge, I said to myself tonight I must enter this girl, when night came we started as usual when I was about going down she said stop I did as if I didn't hear, I was trying to unclothe her, she was still saying stop but I turned deaf ears when I was about to remove her undies she started crying profusely I was like what the hell! Did I beat you? She did say a word other than crying after few seconds she said ''it's because I'm staying here'' my blood that was flowing for 140km/min just slowed down and I left her on the matress and slept off. The following day she did not leave and this sexual urge was unresistable. Nairalanders am I taking advantage of her? or was she trying to form? If I asked her to leave she has no place to go what can I do?

Oyo always hilarious! Do people think Ibadan is the only city that has people with tribal marks? Nawaao! You need to change your orientation! *IrepIbadan*

Fun indeed! Have you seen madcow before?

asadike:
yes my dear. i personally knew d indian, he's a friend of my dad. a very good and kind man. people say he went back with his magic.

asadike:
yes my dear. i personally knew d indian, he's a friend of my dad. a very good and kind man. people say he went back with his magic.

what are you showing me on ur dp.... Chei babe! Anyways babe, where do u work?

FUNAAB; A school planted on the solid rock all other school sorry ground is sinking sand!

A man went to church on Sunday with his family(his wife and three children), after the church service, the pastor beckoned on the father, when the man got to the pastor, he(the pastor) told the man that God asked him to tell him something. The following conversation ensued thus:
Pastor: Bro... Hmmmn...The lord said I should tell you that you should tell your children not take anything in their dreams because it might be disastrous if they do so.
The father: Alright sir! Thank you Sir I really appreciate.
When the man got home he did not hesitate to call his Children... Sandra! Beatrice!! Junior!!!
The children: SIR!!! (they all echoed)
The father: Pastor told me to tell you not take anything from anybody in your dreams Ok?
The children: Alright Sir!
The father: whatever the person wants to give you in your dream tell me I'll buy it for you, is that understood?
The children: Yes sir!
The children went their way. The first night Sandra had a dream, from her sleep she shouted;
Sandra: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!!
The father: what is it What happened??
Sandra: I had a dream! Somebody wanted to give me Ice cream in my dream but I didnt collect it
The father: it's alright! I'll buy it for you tomorrow.
The other night Beatrice had a dream;
Beatrice: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!!
The father: what!!! Which kind of children are these what happened?
Beatrice: I had a dream.
The father: Ehn ehn.... Go on!
Beatrice: A man wanted to give me Rice and fried chicken but I didnt collect it
The father: Is that all? (Beatrice nodded) Don't worry I'll buy it for you tomorrow.
It was Junior's turn to dream being the eldest and the wisest among the children, he waited for two days before he could have a dream
Junior: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!!
The father: what is it Are you mad! What happened!!?
Junior: shedding croccodile tears I had a dream!
The father: Go on idiot! I have better things to do
Junior: someone wanted to give me a 2015 Toyota Camry and a house key, since you said we shouldn't take anything....The father cuts in...
The father: what!!! And you woke up?? Fool! Go back to your sleep! You're not sharp at all. Me sef I neva ride 2010 model let alone 2015!

A man went to church on Sunday with his family(his wife and three children), after the church service, the pastor beckoned on the father, when the man got to the pastor, he(the pastor) told the man that God asked him to tell him something. The following conversation ensued thus:
Pastor: Bro... Hmmmn...The lord said I should tell you that you should tell your children not take anything in their dreams because it might be disastrous if they do so.
The father: Alright sir! Thank you Sir I really appreciate.
When the man got home he did not hesitate to call his Children... Sandra! Beatrice!! Junior!!!
The children: SIR!!! (they all echoed)
The father: Pastor told me to tell you not take anything from anybody in your dreams Ok?
The children: Alright Sir!
The father: whatever the person wants to give you in your dream tell me I'll buy it for you, is that understood?
The children: Yes sir!
The children went their way. The first night Sandra had a dream, from her sleep she shouted;
Sandra: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!!
The father: what is it What happened??
Sandra: I had a dream! Somebody wanted to give me Ice cream in my dream but I didnt collect it
The father: it's alright! I'll buy it for you tomorrow.
The other night Beatrice had a dream;
Beatrice: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!!
The father: what!!! Which kind of children are these what happened?
Beatrice: I had a dream.
The father: Ehn ehn.... Go on!
Beatrice: A man wanted to give me Rice and fried chicken but I didnt collect it
The father: Is that all? (Beatrice nodded) Don't worry I'll buy it for you tomorrow.
It was Junior's turn to dream being the eldest and the wisest among the children, he waited for two days before he could have a dream
Junior: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!!
The father: what is it Are you mad! What happened!!?
Junior: shedding croccodile tears I had a dream!
The father: Go on idiot! I have better things to do
Junior: someone wanted to give me a 2015 Toyota Camry and a house key, since you said we shouldn't take anything....The father cuts in...
The father: what!!! And you woke up?? Fool! Go back to your sleep! You're not sharp at all. Me sef I neva ride 2010 model let alone 2015!

mensdept:
Of course Nigerians don't like to hear the truth, and are frankly cowards. There were other candidates in the last 16 years that could have made a difference but Nigerians are use to military rule and decided to vote/rigg in OBJ and even now Buhari? Even in Saudi Arabia or England, two influential countries for 9ja, the people would have rejected the likes of these baboons but not in Nigeria.

Moslems in the north and some in the west wanted a moslem because they have inferiority complex. The Western leaders in Ibadan/Lagos wanted a Military man because historically they have been able to siphon billions to the detriment of their own people and play off tribal sentiment against the East. The East was and is very disorganized because they have the MOST corrupt people leading them as governors, as their region has over 3 parties competing and dividing them, a then 80 year old Elechi, and THEO ORJI who should have since been shot.

Furthermore, instead of fighting for democracy to improve, Christians are there going to Redeemed and useless churches for jokes, even in Yankee- place where Nigerian students brought attention to military rule to the world in the 1980s and 90s, but today, it is going to Redeemed to get blessings.

Shame

You nailed it! Lol.

234GT:
Buhari's followers are blind jare. Imagine one of his followers telling me this afternoon that power situation has improved significantly in Nigeria.
The blind leading the blind lol!

Sure, they will end in the dungeon!

After all, election has come and gone, General Mohammadu Buhari has emerged as the president for the next four years. 650 people have been killed within 37days in office through insurgency. By my calculation:
650/37 = 17.57 approx. 18people per day if it should continue like this till the next four years it means we have 365*4*18=26,280 people(God forbid) excluding those that would die naturally, by accidents, natural disaster and the likes. We told you the following reasons not to vote for Buhari but you dissented;
1.) we said Buhari is an old man
Folks reply; Robert Mugabe is over 90years old forgetting their level of education differ, you even went further to compare him with Nelson Mandela can Buhari undergo what Mandela underwent? A Big No
2. We told you Buhari is a dullard
Folks reply: you called us Tanoids
3.we said Buhari has ruled us before, what did he do?
Folks reply: Were you born then? He was the one that constructed the 3 refineries in Nigeria as if that is what makes a good president.
4. We said Boko Haram disrupted Jonathan's tenure.
Folks reply: The people's general said he would crush BH within 2months
5.we said Jonathan till 2019
Folk reply: The people's General till 2023 Lol
6. We told you Buhari is a liar, He said he has 1million naira in his account but he could afford 27million naira for presidential ticket
Folks reply: He didn't say that, they lent him the 27million naira
7.We told you the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know
Folks reply: you said Buhari is not corrupt!
Now I know some of you will be biting your fingers by now. We have no choice than to wait for 4years unless something inevitable happens.

NIV? We don't use any other version besides King James Version in my church.

Whenever they say this prayer that the pit your enemy has dug for you he will fall into the pit in your stead, always say a big AMEN.
I rejoice with you bro.

That smile of a thing I like it so much! I smile a lot! Gud one from u OP

talk2tosep:
In most cases the back cover will be gold. Nt stainless and the hallmark must be neatly engraved ( nt written form)with 9k,14k,18k,22k plus the goldsmith name..becareful most watches come as metal core or electroplated..metal core watch are nt easy to know until yu scratch and test with nitric acid.electroplated watches are easy to test by just rubbing on rought surface...

Thanks bro... I'm appreciative!

Please Nairalanders, I need ur help as regards buying an original golden watch, how do I differentiate an original one from fake. Some watches may appear golden which are actually fake! Moreso, I need the price range so that i'll not be duped! Thanks!

You gat brain jawe! Unlike dat Jackass called ramdris

Motherfucker! As I dull reach, nobody can stand me in your family! Simple sentence your brain can not interprete...

kelvine:
Then you should have captioned it good news and not breaking news.
Welcome to Lagos.

Is every breaking news a bad news?

BREAKING NEWS!!! The information reaching us now has confirmed that the buses conveying over 100 people from Onitsha to Lagos have landed safely... Don't always expect bad news! Thank God for the journey mercies...

I can never deny where I come from.... IBADAN my fatherland! I'm proud to be born and bred in Ibadan.... Shout out to all Ibadanians!