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Christianity EtcRe: Why Is This Pastor Climbing On His Church Members? by Samfigo1(m): 12:32am On Aug 29, 2014
Abeg leave those mumu idiotic miracle finder abi na seeker....
When he steps on someone's teeth and breaks large percentage of it they'll think straight
Foreign AffairsRe: Presidential Villas Across The World.(pictures) by Samfigo1(m): 12:23am On Aug 29, 2014
PapiWata: What ? There is no such thing as a "president" in the United Kingdom, and the Prime Minister resides at Number 10 Downing Street in London.

Perhaps you intended to post a picture of Buckingham Palace, where Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth resides.
You're Olodo! We knw you stay there...hands down! How many countries make up britain?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Named UEFA's Best Player For 2013/2014 by Samfigo1(m): 7:37pm On Aug 28, 2014
Bobbystanley: Not deserved!


Ashley young should have won it ;DNot deserved!


Ashley young should have won it
You mean Sanyeri?
PoliticsRe: Lesotho Pull Out Of AYC Qualifier Against Nigeria Over Ebola outbreak by Samfigo1(m): 5:03pm On Aug 15, 2014
Nigeria don suffer again... They just dicovered our drug is a pesticide now Lesotho, Ordinary Lesotho is running away from us ogaoo o...
Jokes EtcThe Fear Of EBOLA by Samfigo1(op):
A man noticed his body was not functioning well, he decided to visit a general hospital, the following conversation ensued thus;
The man: Goodday Doctor,I-I-I...am-am....
Doctor: what is it man?
The man: what is the difference btw EBOLA and HIV
Doctor: what is it that you want to knw man? Go straight to the point...
The man: Doctor, I must confess since two days I have not been feeling fine, I feel feverish, my head pounds...
Doctor: It's alright!
The man: I hope it is not....
(the doctor cuts in)
Doctor: Calm down man. There won't be any problem.
The man: (sobbing) I dont want to die so soon
Doctor: You shall not die but live to declare the works of the Lord. We have to carry out a test for you
Tha man: Ok Sir!
After an hour of carrying out the test the doctor came out with the result.
The man who was dosing woke up with immediate alacrity on hearing d banging of the door.
The man: (Very anxious), How's it doctor?
Doctor: After carrying out the test...
The man: (with a breathtaking, looked at the doctor), talk to me doctor
Doctor: we discovered you have HIV!
The man: Yeeh! Yeeh!! Yeeh!!! (very happy) thank God!
Doctor: very confused! What is it? why are you happy?
The man: Thank God I do not have Ebola...at least I can live a little bit longer so as to declare the works of the lord












What's the difference? The two na death sentence! Plz Like!
SportsRe: BARCELONA Could Be Forced To Leave LA LIGA by Samfigo1(m): 6:01pm On Aug 02, 2014
ClintonNzedimma: u must be sick.....we all know that there would be an agreement....barca got big egos so am not worried.
So you dont want a club to progress right?
As much as i Love Messi, it doesnt mean i want Ronaldo to be a fluke.
If Ronaldo wasnt there to compete against a player who some people say is the greatest of all time, football would be boring.
Broz! calm down they would play catalonian league nw, It's only that they will never be heard in Laliga.....Doooorrrrh!
SportsRe: BARCELONA Could Be Forced To Leave LA LIGA by Samfigo1(m): 5:58pm On Aug 02, 2014
ClintonNzedimma: u must be sick.....we all know that there would be an agreement....barca got big egos so am not worried.
So you dont want a club to progress right?
As much as i Love Messi, it doesnt mean i want Ronaldo to be a fluke.
If Ronaldo wasnt there to compete against a player who some people say is the greatest of all time, football would be boring.
FamilyRe: Our 19months Old Son Calls My Wife Mummy And Baby by Samfigo1(m): 5:44pm On Aug 02, 2014
And u dey happy?
Train up a child in a way He should go and when he is Old he will not depart from it....
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After d training if he's not yielding, Y nt wipe off his Ass with 'Patie'? ( aya omode ni werey di si pasan/patie lama fi le jade!)
CelebritiesRe: Charlyboy Attends The 2014 Annual Gay Pride Festival. by Samfigo1(m): 5:34pm On Aug 02, 2014
See as him head dey shine.... Shey na 'adiagbon' hin dey use?
SportsRe: BARCELONA Could Be Forced To Leave LA LIGA by Samfigo1(m):
Thank God! Barcelona will only be watched in the UEFA champions league...
Jokes EtcRe: Freely Given by Samfigo1(m): 10:42pm On Jul 28, 2014
You haven't completed it....
The husband said Yes my D**k, so I gave her to use it... Turned to his wife, am I at fault?
SportsRecords Broken/set By Germany In 2014 World Cup by Samfigo1(op): 1:33am On Jul 14, 2014
1.) Germany became the first European Country to win the World cup on South American Soil.
2.) Miroslav Klose has scored more World cup goals than any other player in history and as many as the entire Current Argentinian Squad.(16goals)
3.) Thomas Muller is the first-ever Golden boot winner to reproduce his number of goals at the following World cup. (5goals in 2010 & 2014)
4.) Germany walloped Brazil 7-1 making it their worst defeat in World cup History.
5.) Brazil's loss to Germany is their first ever World cup loss on Home Soil.
6.) Germany became the Only team to reach the Semi-finals four consecutive times.
7.) This is their first world cup title since the unification of Germany.
8.) No other fixture has been played as often in a World cup final as Germany v Argentina. (1986,1990 & 2014). Germany won twice.
9.) Germany have now reached a World cup final in each of the last seven decades.(1954,1966,1974,1982,1986,1990,2002 & now 2014).
10.) Germany have played in eight World cup final more than any other nation. They have now won four(same as Italy).
11.) Neuer has 4 clean sheets same as Romario of Argentina.
12.) Germany have now met Argentina seven times in World cup. Germany won 4times lost one (same as Brazil v Sweden).
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Indeed! World cup is not won by individual players but by Team.
GERMANY all the way.....

HealthRe: Woman Goes Blind After Surgery To Change Her Eye Color by Samfigo1(m): 7:17pm On Jan 10, 2014
Thank ''god'' the surgery was successful... At least u can now see **BLACK** color...
RomanceRe: Yes! I Told Him Openly That I Like It by Samfigo1(m): 7:08pm On Jan 10, 2014
@OP, you r either a jackass, ninny or nincompoop... U av d gut 2 type all dese malarkey?? Chei! Shey na rice nd beans? BTW r u seeking advice coz i can't really grasp y u posted dese... Arrant Nonsense!
RomanceRe: Yes! I Told Him Openly That I Like It by Samfigo1(m): 7:01pm On Jan 10, 2014
@OP, you r either a jackass, ninny or nincompoop... U av d gut all dese malarkey?? Chei! Shey na rice nd beans? BTW r u seeking advice coz i can't really grasp y u posted dese... Arrant Nonsense!
SportsRe: Yaya Toure Is CAF African Footballer Of 2013 by Samfigo1(m): 7:15am On Jan 10, 2014
home alone: This reminid's me of 2008 wen Adebayor won d award (without winning a single trophy) despite d fact dat Abutrica (of Egypt) won d Afcon,Caf Champ. League, & d Egyptian league. At times i wonder d criteria use in giving d Award .
Broz i've discovered somtin... D club where u play determines being crowned d best player... Should Aboutrika played 4 any top european club, he would av won.. Do u remember Okocha?? He really deserved d award in 2004 buh coz his club was no wia 2 b found compare 2 Samuel Etoo's dt yr... Make I no lie u, in d next 5yrs no Nigerian can win d award...
SportsRe: 2013 Glo-CAF Awards by Samfigo1(m): 8:57am On Jan 09, 2014
I dey fear o! Wat If Mikel did nt win?? No Nigerian player wil smell dat position in d next 10yrs if Mikel did nt win...
EducationRe: Top 100 Universities In Africa – Obafemi Awolowo University Came 10th by Samfigo1(m): 12:38am On Jan 07, 2014
What was/were d criterion/criteria for d ranking? Is it Educational standard, beauty or building? If it were building and beauty, I wud say indeed it's fair enough!
PoliticsRe: FG Earns N4.1tn From Taxes by Samfigo1(m): 12:08am On Jan 07, 2014
So this amount cud be realised from Tax? D question is, How will they execute d money.... Hw reasonable wud it be if dix cud b invested on Agriculture coz petroleum wud dry up in d next 25yrs!
IslamRe: EX-Nigerian Footballer Emeka Ezeugo Convert To Islam. Pix by Samfigo1(m): 5:11pm On Jan 06, 2014
django1: Lol! Where is this hell fire? Up in the sky or down in the earth crust?


Funny thing is, Muslims and catholics have a lot in common, in the dark ages, catholics were as aggressive as some Muslims are today (they burned and killed). Their mode of worship is even similar, from the women wearing habit and hijab, to their bowing down in worship. They both make use of roasries and most importantly are unified in a fairy hell fire.

I have a suspicion that Mohammed actually modeled islam/Koran after catholicism/bible.
I strongly agree... U are very right! Plenrie kisses... hope u r a lady?? They claim xtianity came b4 Islam, dey claim Jesus came b4 Mohammed nd dere was Bible b4 b4 Mohammed wz born, How stories in d Bible were included in d koran.?? Na wa o..
IslamRe: EX-Nigerian Footballer Emeka Ezeugo Convert To Islam. Pix by Samfigo1(m): 5:03pm On Jan 06, 2014
Siraleeyu: you'r not blessed, rather u'r cursed........presumably Allah created the 99.5% igbo folks u have claimed to b non muslims as dwellers of hell fire, which implies Allah made majority of igbos as hell fire's food.......if only u knew d painful torment awaiting u nd any non muslim after ur last breath, u wouldn't have waste time in embracing islam as the religion of salvation............d door is open, u'r not late. Islam is for everybody and very accommodating. So hurry up and make d wise decision.
Yeeh pah! When did Islam become a religion of Salvation?? Kai... It has been said anyways..
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy Again! Pulls Down Pant In New Year Photo (18+) by Samfigo1(m): 8:32pm On Jan 03, 2014
Think? I can't see anytin nah! I tot she pulled it down to her knees...mtcheew!
Christianity EtcRe: 2014 Prophecy By W.f. Kumuyi Of Deeper Life by Samfigo1(m): 1:35pm On Jan 02, 2014
koboko69: Firstly this OP made a blunder. Pastor kumuyi have never involved himself in giving predictions about future events neither has he involved himself in rallying around politicians or involving himself in politics directly or indirectly. He only gave a message in totality and in truth. He condemned pastors medling with politicians and involving them selves in politics of this world.

OP also made a blunder about the fb samson and the lailai thing. Pastor kumuyi only said the media and technology we have today including the telecoms, where u can sit and u get a message say 'if u lonely text LOVE to maybe 3456' then someone at the other end replies u. Be4 u knw it you have the lailai on samson's laps or vice versa. Saying we habe to be careful with the social media..using facebook as an example...cos we can meet various kind of people online.

This is the problem I have with some of the deeperlife members. Even me a non member understands the message than this OP. Some of them can just be overzealous. Mtcheeew
U cud b wrong! Who told u d OP is a deeperlifer?? Ur assumption is lucidly hilarious!
Christianity EtcRe: 2014 Prophecy By W.f. Kumuyi Of Deeper Life by Samfigo1(m):
Pastor Kumuyi didnt prophesy, he only showered God's blessings upon us nd told us wat cud obstruct d prayers nt 2 b answered! There's a clear diff btw prophecy nd prayer! Take note!
Christianity EtcRe: 2014 Prophecies By Dr. DK Olukoya Of MFM by Samfigo1(m): 8:55pm On Jan 01, 2014
Gifted4all: For those of u always doubting men of God i wonder what planet u guys came frm.Believe in Gods prophet and u shall prosper
Have you 4gotten d portion of d Bible dt says... *BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHETS* Dnt get it twisted! I'm nt saying He's false...Anyways only God knws His sheep!
PoliticsRe: Is Ebonyi No Longer Part Of Nigeria? by Samfigo1(m): 9:29am On Dec 31, 2013
Oh yea! Mind u not only Ebonyi state alone o... Infact since d creation of more 6states, i've never heard ZAMFARA state in d news or av they been amalgamated?.... Lol.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is 100 Years Today; January1,2014! by Samfigo1(m): 9:05am On Dec 31, 2013
Amalgamation indeed!(thanks 2 Lord Lugard) Niger area 2 Nigeria(thanks 2 Flora shaw)...
Christianity EtcRe: We Will Celebrate Christmas - Catholics To Kumuyi by Samfigo1(m): 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2013
dilim247: cryNa letter writing dey rain nw! Mk I go write my own, bt na who I go write to na?
2 ur Father!
EducationRe: ASUU- FG Withdraws Ultimatum For Striking Lecturers by Samfigo1(m): 12:26pm On Dec 11, 2013
Na waao! Plz who is bigger between ASUU & FG? Imagine a boss telling his workers to resume and dey turned deaf ears! GEJ ur highhandedness wz hilarious...what a shame...
SportsRe: Odemwingie, Taiwo, Uche Set For Eagles Recall by Samfigo1(m): 3:19pm On Nov 24, 2013
I dont really av time to read the whole story:
This is my humble logomachy, I dont want to see Osaze's face I love d guy though!
I really want to see dat guy Ike Uche...Taye taiwo? No way! D guy has declined tragedically....Ike Uche u'r welcome!I dont really av time to read the whole story:
This is my humble logomachy, I dont want to see Osaze's face I love d guy though!
I really want to see dat guy Ike Uche...Taye taiwo? No way! D guy has declined tragedically....Ike Uche u'r welcome!
I dont really av time to read the whole story:
This is my humble logomachy, I dont want to see Osaze's face I love d guy though!
I really want to see dat guy Ike Uche...Taye taiwo? No way! D guy has declined tragedically....Ike Uche u'r welcome!
Foreign AffairsRe: Plane Crash In Russia, 50 Feared Dead by Samfigo1(m): 6:44am On Nov 18, 2013
angry angry Death is inevitable....evrybody wud die! May d Lord grant their families d fortitude 2 bear d excruciating Loss!
EducationRe: ASUU May Suspend Strike Today by Samfigo1(m): 7:43pm On Nov 17, 2013
This is ma very 1st comment on NL I'm so elated abt that...ASUU, i beseech you dix day, if u r not ready 2 emancipate us frm strike dat has incarcerated us plz apprise us xo dt i cn seek a job even in d dungeon I'm ready 2 go 4 it...... I'm xo desperate...

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