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Abeg leave those mumu idiotic miracle finder abi na seeker.... When he steps on someone's teeth and breaks large percentage of it they'll think straight |
PapiWata: What ? There is no such thing as a "president" in the United Kingdom, and the Prime Minister resides at Number 10 Downing Street in London.You're Olodo! We knw you stay there...hands down! How many countries make up britain? |
Bobbystanley: Not deserved!You mean Sanyeri? |
Nigeria don suffer again... They just dicovered our drug is a pesticide now Lesotho, Ordinary Lesotho is running away from us ogaoo o... |
A man noticed his body was not functioning well, he decided to visit a general hospital, the following conversation ensued thus; The man: Goodday Doctor,I-I-I...am-am.... Doctor: what is it man? The man: what is the difference btw EBOLA and HIV Doctor: what is it that you want to knw man? Go straight to the point... The man: Doctor, I must confess since two days I have not been feeling fine, I feel feverish, my head pounds... Doctor: It's alright! The man: I hope it is not.... (the doctor cuts in) Doctor: Calm down man. There won't be any problem. The man: (sobbing) I dont want to die so soon Doctor: You shall not die but live to declare the works of the Lord. We have to carry out a test for you Tha man: Ok Sir! After an hour of carrying out the test the doctor came out with the result. The man who was dosing woke up with immediate alacrity on hearing d banging of the door. The man: (Very anxious), How's it doctor? Doctor: After carrying out the test... The man: (with a breathtaking, looked at the doctor), talk to me doctor Doctor: we discovered you have HIV! The man: Yeeh! Yeeh!! Yeeh!!! (very happy) thank God! Doctor: very confused! What is it? why are you happy? The man: Thank God I do not have Ebola...at least I can live a little bit longer so as to declare the works of the lord What's the difference? The two na death sentence! Plz Like! |
ClintonNzedimma: u must be sick.....we all know that there would be an agreement....barca got big egos so am not worried.Broz! calm down they would play catalonian league nw, It's only that they will never be heard in Laliga.....Doooorrrrh! |
ClintonNzedimma: u must be sick.....we all know that there would be an agreement....barca got big egos so am not worried. |
And u dey happy? Train up a child in a way He should go and when he is Old he will not depart from it.... . . . . . . . . After d training if he's not yielding, Y nt wipe off his Ass with 'Patie'? ( aya omode ni werey di si pasan/patie lama fi le jade!) |
See as him head dey shine.... Shey na 'adiagbon' hin dey use? |
Thank God! Barcelona will only be watched in the UEFA champions league... |
You haven't completed it.... The husband said Yes my D**k, so I gave her to use it... Turned to his wife, am I at fault? |
1.) Germany became the first European Country to win the World cup on South American Soil. 2.) Miroslav Klose has scored more World cup goals than any other player in history and as many as the entire Current Argentinian Squad.(16goals) 3.) Thomas Muller is the first-ever Golden boot winner to reproduce his number of goals at the following World cup. (5goals in 2010 & 2014) 4.) Germany walloped Brazil 7-1 making it their worst defeat in World cup History. 5.) Brazil's loss to Germany is their first ever World cup loss on Home Soil. 6.) Germany became the Only team to reach the Semi-finals four consecutive times. 7.) This is their first world cup title since the unification of Germany. 8.) No other fixture has been played as often in a World cup final as Germany v Argentina. (1986,1990 & 2014). Germany won twice. 9.) Germany have now reached a World cup final in each of the last seven decades.(1954,1966,1974,1982,1986,1990,2002 & now 2014). 10.) Germany have played in eight World cup final more than any other nation. They have now won four(same as Italy). 11.) Neuer has 4 clean sheets same as Romario of Argentina. 12.) Germany have now met Argentina seven times in World cup. Germany won 4times lost one (same as Brazil v Sweden). . . . . . . . . Indeed! World cup is not won by individual players but by Team. GERMANY all the way.....
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Thank ''god'' the surgery was successful... At least u can now see **BLACK** color... |
@OP, you r either a jackass, ninny or nincompoop... U av d gut 2 type all dese malarkey?? Chei! Shey na rice nd beans? BTW r u seeking advice coz i can't really grasp y u posted dese... Arrant Nonsense! |
@OP, you r either a jackass, ninny or nincompoop... U av d gut all dese malarkey?? Chei! Shey na rice nd beans? BTW r u seeking advice coz i can't really grasp y u posted dese... Arrant Nonsense! |
home alone: This reminid's me of 2008 wen Adebayor won d award (without winning a single trophy) despite d fact dat Abutrica (of Egypt) won d Afcon,Caf Champ. League, & d Egyptian league. At times i wonder d criteria use in giving d Award .Broz i've discovered somtin... D club where u play determines being crowned d best player... Should Aboutrika played 4 any top european club, he would av won.. Do u remember Okocha?? He really deserved d award in 2004 buh coz his club was no wia 2 b found compare 2 Samuel Etoo's dt yr... Make I no lie u, in d next 5yrs no Nigerian can win d award... |
I dey fear o! Wat If Mikel did nt win?? No Nigerian player wil smell dat position in d next 10yrs if Mikel did nt win... |
What was/were d criterion/criteria for d ranking? Is it Educational standard, beauty or building? If it were building and beauty, I wud say indeed it's fair enough! |
So this amount cud be realised from Tax? D question is, How will they execute d money.... Hw reasonable wud it be if dix cud b invested on Agriculture coz petroleum wud dry up in d next 25yrs! |
django1: Lol! Where is this hell fire? Up in the sky or down in the earth crust?I strongly agree... U are very right! Plenrie kisses... hope u r a lady?? They claim xtianity came b4 Islam, dey claim Jesus came b4 Mohammed nd dere was Bible b4 b4 Mohammed wz born, How stories in d Bible were included in d koran.?? Na wa o.. |
Siraleeyu: you'r not blessed, rather u'r cursed........presumably Allah created the 99.5% igbo folks u have claimed to b non muslims as dwellers of hell fire, which implies Allah made majority of igbos as hell fire's food.......if only u knew d painful torment awaiting u nd any non muslim after ur last breath, u wouldn't have waste time in embracing islam as the religion of salvation............d door is open, u'r not late. Islam is for everybody and very accommodating. So hurry up and make d wise decision.Yeeh pah! When did Islam become a religion of Salvation?? Kai... It has been said anyways.. |
Think? I can't see anytin nah! I tot she pulled it down to her knees...mtcheew! |
koboko69: Firstly this OP made a blunder. Pastor kumuyi have never involved himself in giving predictions about future events neither has he involved himself in rallying around politicians or involving himself in politics directly or indirectly. He only gave a message in totality and in truth. He condemned pastors medling with politicians and involving them selves in politics of this world.U cud b wrong! Who told u d OP is a deeperlifer?? Ur assumption is lucidly hilarious! |
Pastor Kumuyi didnt prophesy, he only showered God's blessings upon us nd told us wat cud obstruct d prayers nt 2 b answered! There's a clear diff btw prophecy nd prayer! Take note! |
Gifted4all: For those of u always doubting men of God i wonder what planet u guys came frm.Believe in Gods prophet and u shall prosperHave you 4gotten d portion of d Bible dt says... *BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHETS* Dnt get it twisted! I'm nt saying He's false...Anyways only God knws His sheep! |
Oh yea! Mind u not only Ebonyi state alone o... Infact since d creation of more 6states, i've never heard ZAMFARA state in d news or av they been amalgamated?.... Lol. |
Amalgamation indeed!(thanks 2 Lord Lugard) Niger area 2 Nigeria(thanks 2 Flora shaw)... |
dilim247:2 ur Father! |
Na waao! Plz who is bigger between ASUU & FG? Imagine a boss telling his workers to resume and dey turned deaf ears! GEJ ur highhandedness wz hilarious...what a shame... |
I dont really av time to read the whole story: This is my humble logomachy, I dont want to see Osaze's face I love d guy though! I really want to see dat guy Ike Uche...Taye taiwo? No way! D guy has declined tragedically....Ike Uche u'r welcome!I dont really av time to read the whole story: This is my humble logomachy, I dont want to see Osaze's face I love d guy though! I really want to see dat guy Ike Uche...Taye taiwo? No way! D guy has declined tragedically....Ike Uche u'r welcome!I dont really av time to read the whole story: This is my humble logomachy, I dont want to see Osaze's face I love d guy though! I really want to see dat guy Ike Uche...Taye taiwo? No way! D guy has declined tragedically....Ike Uche u'r welcome! |
Death is inevitable....evrybody wud die! May d Lord grant their families d fortitude 2 bear d excruciating Loss! |
This is ma very 1st comment on NL I'm so elated abt that...ASUU, i beseech you dix day, if u r not ready 2 emancipate us frm strike dat has incarcerated us plz apprise us xo dt i cn seek a job even in d dungeon I'm ready 2 go 4 it...... I'm xo desperate... |