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Travel / Re: After Buhari's Visit, Petrol Tankers, Trucks Return On Lagos Bridge(Pix) by samisj4real(m): 12:00pm On Feb 11, 2019
Emu4life:


Multiplier effect of corruption

1. A young man works for one of the state ministries. His salary is 120K. He makes 15,000 everyday on this desk (N75k a week) engaging in corrupt practices. As a result, he spends the daily cash as he cares. Living large and far above his legitimate income.

2. He visits the local joint every evening and buys drinks for friends, and area boys. They hail him. He is married, but has two girlfriends. His "income" is enough to take care of them. The Asun seller at his favorite joint is happy, the joint owner is happy.

3. Everyone was benefiting from his "income". Friends, family, area boys, joint owner, Asun seller, girlfriends, wife and his church. Life was good.

4. Then suddenly the ministry implemented the Treasury Single Account (TSA) at the beginning of PMB administration. His extra "income" disappeared and he had to adjust to the reality of event and live within his real income. That wasn't easy.

5. Initially he reduced his daily visit to the joint to 3 days a week and stopped buying drinks for everyone. He reduced he plates of Asun. The Asun seller started to find it hard to sell a full goat each day and resorted to buy half.

6. The young man's girlfriends started to feel the heat too. No more iPhone 10. The joint owner noticed a drop in sales. The young man finally stopped visiting the joint after a month. The area boys started feeling his absence. The effect cascaded down.

7. The young man started spending more time at home with his wife and kids. The family had to readjust to the reality of the new normal. His hair stylist noticed the young man suddenly stopped tipping. He will even wait for his N200 change after haircut.

8. Things are different. Times are hard, they all cry. The young man is blaming Buhari, his wife is blaming Buhari, the area boys are blaming Buhari, the girlfriends are saying Buhari must go, the joint owner is saying Buhari killed the "economy"

9. The Asun seller is cursing Buhari, the hair stylist is insisting Buhari is too old to rule. This is the story of our nation where corruption fuels the "economy". Those who are not engaging in it are benefiting from it.

10. This tread is not about Buhari's achievement or failure, but rather about the "multiplier" effect of corruption and how we have built a system largely driven by corruption. It's about policy implication (good or bad). It's about the choices we have made.

Finally, the young man had to withdraw his kids from what he called expensive primary school his kids attend. He added:"what are they teaching them there sef " Obasanjo didn't go to a private school. I just laughed

My Take:
Most of the so called rich men and women in Nigeria before now were feeding fat on the populace, imaging a level 15 officer in a state ministry sponsoring two of his/her children's education in Europe but when TSA came to effect, free money dried up but Buhari was blamed for the inability to fund children in Europe! Awon ole jati -jati, ofan a je l'oju onile.
HEY BRO JUST GO F**K YOURSELF WITH THIS YOUR LONG & STUPID ANALYSIS.

YOUR OGA BE FORMING MR. INTEGRITY MEANWHILE HE'S A SILENT CRIMINAL

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Politics / Re: Buhari Arrived Kwara State To Flag Off Presidential Campaign by samisj4real(m): 11:45am On Feb 11, 2019
Millz404:
Where is the traffic gridlock. Abeg road is clear
LMFAO yo blunt grin
Sports / Re: Basketball Prediction by samisj4real(m): 5:36pm On Feb 09, 2019
Basketball games

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Huddersfield Town Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 9th February 2019 by samisj4real(m): 3:14pm On Feb 09, 2019
Arsenal Amaka Fc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs AFC Bournemouth (3 - 0) Live by samisj4real(m): 3:10pm On Feb 09, 2019
Correct score BOUNAMOUTH grin 1 VS 0 YSNWA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs AFC Bournemouth (3 - 0) Live by samisj4real(m): 3:01pm On Feb 09, 2019
AS A BARÇA FAN & HAVEN SEEN WHAT PEP GUARDIOLA HAD DONE OVER THE YEARS.

AM SORRY TO BE A CARRIER OF BAD NEWS TO

CHEALSEA, MAN UTD, ARSENAL, YNWA, TOTTENHAM FANS & CO.

PEP GUARDIOLA IS GOING TO WIN EPL BACK 2 BACK 2 BACK 2 BACK & 2 BACK. ETCETERA. grin

WE'RE GOING TO TURN EPL TO PEASANT FARMERS LEAGUE.
Sports / Re: Basketball Prediction by samisj4real(m): 2:45pm On Feb 09, 2019
Mosesoly:



how sure are your games, next time please add the 1xbet code
ZRDQX
Sports / Re: Basketball Prediction by samisj4real(m): 9:55am On Feb 09, 2019
Volleyball games.

You can still single them both though.

Sports / Re: Basketball Prediction by samisj4real(m): 9:54am On Feb 09, 2019
FODA:
even God is taking 10% how much more bettors?don't add me oh,xcept they take 30% of lost too.
LMFAO
Politics / Re: 7 Days To Polls: PVC Now Sells For N10,000 by samisj4real(m): 9:47am On Feb 09, 2019
ncoolsome:
Where is the slip number so we can verify for ourselves...And y don't u just sell ur fathers house and stake BIG..
LWKMD
Politics / Re: 'The Broom That Brings Doom' — Nigerians React To Giant Broom Project In Abuja by samisj4real(m): 9:37am On Feb 09, 2019
fk001:



Abuja, Jos, Borno, Yobe, Adamawa, Gombe, Kaduna, in fact all of the Northern States are enjoying steady light. i didn't include south because I haven't been there of recent.
Which steady light is abuja enjoying?

Power supply became worse since 2015.

Abeg carry your lies elsewhere, like say no be abuja wey we they tey tey.
Politics / Re: APC Photoshop Picture Of Rally Gone Wrong by samisj4real(m): 8:37pm On Feb 08, 2019
In other NeWS.

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Politics / Re: PVC: PDP Cautions INEC Field Officers. by samisj4real(m): 8:31pm On Feb 08, 2019
In other news

Car Talk / Re: Man Uses A Rope To Pull A Faulty Car In Benin, Edo State by samisj4real(m): 7:38pm On Feb 08, 2019
When will nairaland upgrade that videos could be posted directly?

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Romance / Re: Ladies, How Long Can U Date A Guy Who Doesn’t Give You Money ? by samisj4real(m): 7:11pm On Feb 08, 2019
Elsah:
I've never in my life asked a guy for money and i never will. I'm not entitled to his pocket, cuz he's not my husband yet. If he chooses to spend on me that's just out of the benevolence of his heart. If i love a guy, all i want is his undivided love and attention, and all i would want is to keep him company and make him the happiest guy in the world. He doesn't owe me money, neither do i owe him sex. He should be able to add value to me in other ways, mentally, spiritually, morally etc., and so should i.

Truth is, if she's always demanding money from you, you've been demanding sex from her and she doesn't see a future with you. She will suck you dry, empty your destiny and leave. A reasonable girl would want you to save, invest your money and use it to plan your future with her. But most guys only fancy materialistic ladies and then complain women love money. Not all women, it's the spec of women you're attracted to.

Me I can date a broke guy but he must have a decent job and must be willing to keep ascending. He will keep expanding because I'll be praying for him to expand, and i will keep supporting and pushing him till he gets to the top.
Can i marry you?

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Politics / Re: See Picture Of GIANT BROOM Installation In Front Of Abuja City Gate by samisj4real(m): 1:58pm On Feb 08, 2019
Please donate.

Just a #50 CD would have averted that rubbish they are mounting there now. Buhari really think say naim get NIGERIA sha ooh.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Arrived Benue For PDP Presidential Rally. See How He Was Welcomed by samisj4real(m): 1:24pm On Feb 08, 2019
If i don't get

Atikulated ORTOMATICALLY grin

Who will?

#BACK 2 DAURA IS A MOVEMENT
Celebrities / Re: "We Didnt Have Sex Till Our Wedding Night"newlyweds Justin Bieber & Hailey(photo by samisj4real(m): 11:17am On Feb 08, 2019
lilmax:
no wonder he no longer get it

doesn't sing anymore,the sex took his voice

this is the disadvantage of sex
Shut up shey na you take the chorus of NO BRAINER
Sports / Re: Basketball Prediction by samisj4real(m): 8:30am On Feb 08, 2019
raindrop99:

Bro if there is any betting WhatsApp group u can add me pls
07067489129
no whatsapp, just telegram.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Campaigns In Daura, Katsina. See How He Was Welcomed by samisj4real(m): 5:53pm On Feb 07, 2019
No forget ooh

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Politics / Re: Elections: NCC Suspends Ban On Unsolicited Text Messaging by samisj4real(m): 5:16pm On Feb 07, 2019
Please i don't want disturbance oo
Business / Re: CBN Warns Public Against Fake Entrepreneurship Development Institutions by samisj4real(m): 11:47am On Feb 07, 2019
Everywhere you go now Training, Radio stations ads about it makes it even worse.

Imagine how can someone learn software programming in 2 weeks.

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Sports / Re: Didier Drogba Dances Zanku, As People Of Ivory Coast Celebrate Him(pics) by samisj4real(m): 11:41am On Feb 07, 2019
How will i be from ivory coast or Nigeria, then go outside the country and make good money & still come back to that country.

May God forbid that. Useless countries made up Africa.
Education / Re: Are The Intercourse Scenes In Movies Real, Or Do Actors Just Act For It? by samisj4real(m): 9:56am On Feb 07, 2019
GOFRONT:
cheesy

Op oya come make we go ask these couple wetin dem dey do for there make we go.......Cos na after we go we go know, whether na Real, whether na Lie we go know, oya com make we go!!!!!!........Tubaba ft Joel
Turn baba ft Joel or sauti Sol

Nawa for your oooh.

BTW. What is that VOLUME tablet for?

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Business / Re: Difference Between Mastercard, Verve And Visa? by samisj4real(m): 9:47am On Feb 07, 2019
akj26:
VERVE is the best taking security of your money into consideration.
MasterCard and VISA will make you lose your money. Use it for account you can afford to lose your money.

How is verve more secured bra?
Politics / Re: Saraki Mobbed With Shouts Of "OTunYa" As He Campaigns In Kwara (Photos) by samisj4real(m): 12:39am On Feb 07, 2019
firstolalekan:
Paid bastards

If only this fools knows how much Saraki has stolen their destinies
What a shame!

See the state of the state he governed for EIGHT YEARS!

CHECK THE CROWD, YOU WILL NEVER SEE ANY OF HIS CHILDREN NOR HIS CLOSE RELATIVES THERE.
ABSOLUTELY BACKWARD AND IN SHAMBLES
SARAKI is a thief! AND IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH HIM.
What's the bad state of kwara that you're talking about?

I bet you're not from kwara. Abeg shift joor
Romance / Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by samisj4real(m): 4:37pm On Feb 06, 2019
ezenwajosh:
Not really to impress but I was looking for my friend CHIAMAKA... I met her in my primary 2, I went to get chalk from our headmaster's office cause am the class prefect.... Then I saw her registering by her mum.... I stayed long cause I wouldn't disturb the headmaster so I was busy looking at them.... And she's too beautiful and I wished so much she would come to my class.

I finally got the chalk and went back to class few minutes later as the teaching was going on she came in with our headmaster and her mum and our teacher introduced her as our new class member because she was teaching she asked her to just sit anywhere she like then later she will be given a position.... You know what, she just walked straight to my sit and on that day we had a Macmillan page to read and I made some mistakes and was flogged and she consoled me.... CHIAMAKA was my best friend....from that day..... Sometimes I will even stay the lesson period without food and she will share hers and even force me to eat.... Cox am shy type she will threaten that if I don't eat... She would go in front of the class and shout am her husband... Trust me I will finish the food immediately...

One Thursday after school we bet on who will be first to get to my yard cox am living close to school just like 2minutes treck... After that I waved her goodbye.... And she went home.... And happy to see my best friend tomorrow morning, I wake up happy prepared to school...and CHIAMAKA wasn't there in class... I waited until break period she's not here cry then we went on weekend.... I wasn't myself.... On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday I never saw CHIAMAKA again till today.......

After my primary school when I was about entering secondary school I wrote letters dropped it different places on the road thinking I maybe somehow... Someone that knows her might pick it up....UP TILL TODAY AM STILL LOOKING FOR HER AND THE WORST is CHIAMAKA was her only name I could remember,
I even went to Facebook many years ago and searched the pictures of all names with CHIAMAKA I couldn't find her... now I ve grown and am sure as a woman she must have gotten married but I made a promise to myself that I WILL CALL MY FIRST DAUGHTER CHIAMAKA when am married.
and am still looking for my CHIAMAKA and if she's not married yet which ever shape or condition she is.... I will marry her
This your write up touch me in my heart mheeen.

WHEN YOU WERE WISE ENOUGH LIKE JSS OR SSS STAGE WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO THE SCHOOL TO ASK FOR HER

1. HOUSE ADDRESS

2. PARENTS CONTACT

3. PARENTS WORK ADDRESS

4. SCHOOL SHE WAS TRANSFERRED FROM ( thats in case your school never had this info, which is quite impossible).

5.State/local government ( if her L.G.A no big e ho they you easy, you know say most Igbo families na one ancient name wey people within go they familiar with them they use)


TAKE NOTE IF ITS AN ORGANIZED SCHOOL ALL THAT STUFF I LISTED ABOVE WILL STILL BE ON RECORDS TILL DATE NOT MINDING THE YEARS.

I WOULDN'T TYPE AT LENGTH LIKE THIS FOR ANY REASON BUT BECAUSE I SAY E TOUCH ME THATS WHY AM I HAD TO.

SO TO APPRECIATE MY EFFORT, TRY & DO THE NEEDFUL.

NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU FIND HER.

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Politics / Re: I’ll Double As President And Sports Minister If … – Omoyele Sowore by samisj4real(m): 4:18pm On Feb 06, 2019
I detest APC's government & i want PDP to take over the leadership position from them but still is like i will give this guy my vote. If y'all youths think like me though he's gonna win. 51% we the majority.

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Sports / Re: Basketball Prediction by samisj4real(m): 4:00pm On Feb 06, 2019
Coded VOLLEYBALL game.

3.5 odds.

Still stake what you can bear though.

Politics / Re: Buhari Arrived Benue State To Flag Off Presidential Campaign by samisj4real(m): 3:14pm On Feb 06, 2019
Screenshoted this just now..

If APC win them rig am.

#NA ME TALK AM OOH.

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Politics / Re: Nairaland 2019 Presidential Vote by samisj4real(m): 9:30am On Feb 06, 2019
I support Atiku but no PVC & even though i have i won't still vote but am supporting Atiku to win.

In short any candidate should win apart from buhari.
Politics / Re: What A Friend Experienced At Aso Rock by samisj4real(m): 9:13am On Feb 06, 2019
In as much as i don't like buhari, this is fake as F U C K

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