All this Muslim people be forming Holier. Meanwhile them no know say las las without Christ Jesus they shall never see the kingdom of God.

#NA ME TALK AM OOH.

My ways, I don't love girls or ask a girl out if the girl is not already dying for me. So in essence I can never do any dump thing due to my ways.

Believe any Facebook screen shouted news at your own perilous peril

Tetehjewels:


To feed or to trade?

Did you read the OP at all?

Is your head in a gutter somewhere?

If 10k is worthless to live by in 2weeks how do you expect someone to do business with 10k?

Or is your sense paining you?

You must be a poor fellow.

The second picture is being photoshoped.

Earthbound:
Let's be rational, there are tens of millions of Nigerians whom that 10k would go a long, long way for. I'm not taking sides with the present administration but I believe this is a move in the right direction regardless of the motives behind it.

10k go a long long way

Bros I'm not understanding you oooh. No how you think you can manage money, 10k can't last for more than 2weeks in this present Nigeria.

Olomo123:
See below

Play the next one with 500k and demote dangote from that Africa richest man list, he's due already.

Lol. Crazy girl

The kind long ads wey this ICT guys they flood the comment section with eehn is very sickening.

I'm happy that he didn't die & Daddy Adeboye foresee something bad & prayed for him but as a Redeemed member I'm i won't still vote for osibande & bubu.

Redeemed & Atikulated.

mkpurumma090:
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That's exactly what he is talking about, you are one of those parent that will spoil their to the abyss

madam i didn't give birth to my children for a third party training. I'm the only one having the authority to correct them.

modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.

Big lier.

See what BUHARI has turned Nigeria to.

Daura is a MOVEMENT.

valentineuwakwe:
mine was being radical in every approach to issues of the school or some persons trying to oppress the poor or week ones....My yash really see strokes of cane...
but now, especially our private schools no one dare flog the child or else....hmmm....private schools are the ones who killed our educational system, even the child will openly tell you of you flog men I will tell my mum..and if the mum comes, she will rain abuse n threaten the teacher....for fear of losing a student, the propertor will apologise to the parents n warn the teacher.....maximixing profit over training by sparing the rod and spoiling the child

is something wrong with you?

Why will a teacher flog my son?

Are you justifying that stupid acts of Nigeria public school system?

No one, i repeat no teacher will dare lay hands on my children.

What's happening in here guys. Err where has been silent. Let's get this thread working again guys.

Earlier today as i was racing down the street 20 i happened to meet a nigga i robbed back in the days, GUESS WHAT? "HE WAS HAPPY TO SEE ME"

WORDS OF "21 SAVAGE"

SUCCESS IS ESSENTIAL

Just being curious.

IS THIS REALLY NEWS WORTHY TO NAIRALANDERS AS ITS WORTHY TO THE MOD THAT PUSHED THIS TO FRONT PAGE ASAP.

BTW That her daughter is gonna be an Instagram slay mama

I THINK RAHEEM STERLING IS THE MOST UNDERRATED FOOTBALLER ON PLANET EARTH.

Leaving Nigeria is still an obligation.

This country is a Shit

Must you have SEX?

Just wait till marriage dude.

Since she's understanding she should wait until marriage since its then a necessity to re-produce that phobia will find its way out.

My brother remember what God initially even planned SEX for.

#just dole out dome FOOD 4 THOUGHT

REMAIN BLESSED

From my own little experience on sports betting, i think basketball games are the hardest to predict.

kangarooskip:

No ooo. We all left there and proceeded to the badminton court, as the toilets where very close to the rooms our voices could attract more people. I just kept begging them still around 4am while she was under a tree crying her heart out. They finally agreed after I promised them extra food till the rest of the term
( as a Perfect you have access to extra food from the kitchen especially if you are on duty).
I became close to one of them after school his house was close to mine. One day he told me they did it out of jealousy, the fact that I already had a girlfriend and now I have upgraded to a side chic while they had none . The girl in question, though we have never seen each other physically again after school, we did talk on the phone a few times. When I told her I wasn't in on it, she told me she knew all along but her friends and her senior brother told her to stop every communication with me. How I really liked her back then she had this big brown eyes that was very piercing she made me laugh alot and she was so up to date with everything I had interest in. Up till now I have never been with a girl that was as interesting and could crack me up as she did....not even my dear wife( love you just the way you are baby) .

Those guys really scatter show for you ooh.

Why didn't you end up marrying her?

united442:


just tell us say you never see opportunity

See your large teeth. I tell you say we be mate?

Team Virgin.

Nothing really special about sex..

kangarooskip:
lol I tried smuggling a girl to our new PTF toilets back then in Sec School. It was a new toilet never been used as a prefect I was assigned one for my personal use I kept a mattress and all my contraband in there. After dinner I gave her my jalabiya so we codedly strolled towards the toilet. Last last when we were settled in and started kissing some playa hating, pussy blocking guys came knocking they threatened to report us to the school authority only if they could run a train on her. Apparently they spotted us from the field when we went to the back of the dinning hall (that's were I kept the jalabiya). She never spoke to me again till we graduated she thought I set it all up. If any of those boys are reading this now Bleep y'all!!! And to her if she is reading this too...It was never a setup. Hope life is treating you well wherever you are.

So you mean the other guys that came bleeped her up in there too?

ahmedinho1:
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Those screen shots you sent. Something like 2hh or 1hh

What does it mean?

FODA:
the game lost?

Yeah. But na the yeye teams jor. The predictions were on point.