modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.

Jacktheripper:
When I was 5 or 6 I was trying to impress a girl by how fast I could run down the stairs. Fast enough to make the carpet slip and my arm went through the front door window.

I got 26 stitches and a scare still visible 27 or so years later.

She never ever would come back to my house.

modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.

zidek:
Taking all my salary to her without removing my feeding money!

DavidEsq:

Front door window? Kini leleyi?

scarybeeeee:
I follow confuse o

lilmax:
sent about 350k to her....smh....though didn't hurt,but it was stupid

WinningEleven:
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girl. That's was like 6 or 7 years ago. I didn't know how to go about it.
I went to school( I just entered JS1 then) and I asked my friends and they gave me some really, really stupid and silly advice. And believe me, I swallowed that advice hook, line and sinker.
One of the told me that, if I helped her do the house work, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked. I was impressed.
My brothers and sisters, that's how I became this girls slave. Washing plates, fetching water and even helping her to cook( we were close neighbours).
I thought it would make her "like" me. At the end of the day, it didn't.
After slaving away for 5 months, I finally had the courage to approach her, with a love letter. I gave it to her and ran away.

Childish me timidly went back to her house two days later to get her reply. I was dressed in my "best" clothes.
The embarrassment I got from that experience prevented me from chasing girls during my first 4 years in secondary school. I was so heart broken.


But those are the kind of things you look back on and laugh at your self. She's 21 now and I'm 17. Anytime i see her, I remember the experience and I laugh.
My stupidity caused my downfall

myk2mic:


Wow u beautiful, u single?

Seunnzy:

he's blind ni

bilulu:

why not face your chemistry class so that's you won't fail jamb again

Iykesmooth:

Eeyah things we do for love
So are u single, dating or married now?

WinningEleven:
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girl. That's was like 6 or 7 years ago. I didn't know how to go about it.
I went to school( I just entered JS1 then) and I asked my friends and they gave me some really, really stupid and silly advice. And believe me, I swallowed that advice hook, line and sinker.
One of the told me that, if I helped her do the house work, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked. I was impressed.
My brothers and sisters, that's how I became this girls slave. Washing plates, fetching water and even helping her to cook( we were close neighbours).
I thought it would make her "like" me. At the end of the day, it didn't.
After slaving away for 5 months, I finally had the courage to approach her, with a love letter. I gave it to her and ran away.

Childish me timidly went back to her house two days later to get her reply. I was dressed in my "best" clothes.
The embarrassment I got from that experience prevented me from chasing girls during my first 4 years in secondary school. I was so heart broken.


But those are the kind of things you look back on and laugh at your self. She's 21 now and I'm 17. Anytime i see her, I remember the experience and I laugh.
My stupidity caused my downfall

Elliot2:
crushed on this girl at jss2, spent almost all my lunch money buying her snacks everyday. when I got tired,I decided to tell her my mind. But I told her I had something to tell her,and that I wanted it to be special. However,before that d-day, my mom had asked me to wash fermented cassava for fufu, so unfortunately I got a stench as a result. I thought I did everything to get d stench away; I practically emptied my perfume and took several baths. But it didn't. Getting to class, I felt on top of d world though, couldn't wait for break time. And when it came,I took her to d sales woman and got her snacks with all d money I had on me,took her to one serene corner. All was fine as we discussed, but along d line,just immediately before I could tell her d real gist...Just that moment of pause when I was struggling to tell her what's up...brothers and sisters...just about d time bannie just finished with d last biscuit n mineral...my god!
"Elliot,your body is smelling fufu fufu! Chai! Go and bath. I am going..."
Guys, I am still on d bannie's case. I just want my money for d snacks only.

bilulu:
why not face your chemistry class so that's you won't fail jamb again

warlord24:
hmmh mine was in SS2, this girl I had a killer crush on her...

I was the goal keeper of the class and during inter house- we manage to reach semi final, but that match I did alot of Bleep ups- only for the other team winning us, I told class master "I no kep again" he said you must kep for the 3place match.

Guys, on that day- sarah my crush was brought, them give her seat with bottle of coke make she the watch me straight...

My brothers and sisters- I made sure even fly no pass that post that day... Ball wea i no sopose dive- I go dive...
My guys where laughing- they knew sarah presence was enough to make me become the best Keeper in the world that day.

that was 2008
till now i still the die for the girl, just that we are not in good times like b4.

flowx:
My girlfriend was in secondary school then, SS2 to be precised. And I promised her a calculator set. So, the day I invited her to my house in other to deliver my promise I did the unthinkable by putting my beautiful university I.D card inside the calculator pack. Of course, I knew she was smart, and if she open it my card will drop and she is going to see how beautiful it was. Eventually, she saw it and she returned it the second day (2002).... To the Glory of God, the lady is my house wife now with two beautiful kids.

Ritaifedi3:
when i don't love him i make him believe i love him with all my hrt. i can pretend for Africa.

superjaks:
Mine was in secondary sch, SSS 1 precisely during the summer lessons, I had a bike popularly called rubber-rubber. On that fateful day, I was riding on d bike alone, there was an heavy downpour so at that time it was still drizzling....
On approaching my sch,low n behold I saw my crush amidst her friends somewhere outside the sch compound, foolish me on sighting her I just decided to fire d bike d more n naso I just match brakes (even d hand brake sef) ....d next tin na gbam gbam, I just found myself lying inside a pool of stagnant clay water (potor-potor)...to hard salt 2 injury,she n gangs just stand there laffing at me n some other students...I wish d water could b a flowing water n carry me away
I skip lesson 4a week....we later dated briefly but I don't think I av completed 4given her sha

DanDeeBoss:
Buhahahahahaha, even if I see my crush, I no fit do skills with bike oooo to avoid stories that touch... I'll rather reduce my speed sef