Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?


Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist,
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis
a day.


Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?


Decide first, no peeking, and then scroll down for the
response,

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading,


Never be afraid to try something new.


Remember:

Amateurs, built the ark.
Professionals, built the Titanic


And Finally, can you imagine working for a business that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year,


Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep the rest of the world in line!!!

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:



Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Relatively

If youve once loved him as your son,then that love should never die.He is still your son.Please hate the mum but not the poor boy.biko ehn

please dock

Naija Girls are getting more and more horrible forgetting the fact that anything can happen tommorrow.Most of our mothers got married to our fathers when they didnt have anything.But today some of them are enjoying cuz they paid their dues.
My advice to naija gals is that they should keep looking for readymade men,One day monkey go mkt he no go come back

Nice one,I love you

WTF"

@jkpretty
I feel you jo,I think kids have taken over with all sort of imaginative ideas.Check my posts and youll see that anytime i think some1 is lying i always criticise

It often happens that someone would be wash the car and someone else drives tha car

Na wa oh

Nice one

Once a lady knows she is intelligent and pretty,Her pride woul;d be overwhelming.

@joey82
I totally agree

SICK DRY F%CK S#iT

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No woman can break my heart,Can you break something that doesn't exist?