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Thak awkward moment wen i for d very first time in my life hugged a girl(my first love) and that tin btw my laps rose up as if i was hiding sword in my boxer,she saw it and said ''i shuld be going'' and i said ok bye turning my back at her......gosh it was rily awkward!!!!

Joshpet1: sire don't freak out yet. D screening is for new pd academic session

thanks man.

sights ok where d Eba?

aweonline: it ended today

pls wu re d screening for is also for utme candis?,,cos i came in with utme and was offered admission in august pls do i need to go to futa for screening? Respnse pls i'm freakin out

Pls. Wots d meaning of OS,and advice me on the kind of android i shuld buy and there price,,i love gaming,i also love techno phnes...but pls wot type of android do u tink is d best atleast for gaming?

Rip dear...wot we shuld ask ourselves nw is dat if i shuld be her shoe where will i be nw HEAVEN or HELL dat's why we need live our life for God and only for 'cos we dnt knw when death will come..

Rip dear...wot we shuld ask ourselves nw is dat i shuld be her position where will i be nw HEAVEN or HELL dat's why we need live our life for God and only for 'cos we dnt knw when death will come..

Pls. guyz am confused oo wot marks d end of a round.i'm a virgo..kinda wanna knw...response pls.

Fynestboi: [color=deeppink]why not 2day [/color]

i pray oo

President Goodluck Jonathan promised yesterday to end the doctors' and university teachers' strike.
The teachers' is over 90 days. Members of the National Association of Resident Doctors (NARD) are also on strike. The professionals are blaming the government for failing to meet up with the agreement reached with them.
Jonathan promised to end the strike when he received the leaders of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA), led by its President, Dr. Osahon Enabulele.
Presidential spokesman Dr. Reuben Abati, in a statement on the meeting which reporters were prevented from covering, said the President promised to do his all to resolve all issues that caused disputes.
He said the government attached great importance to the medical and educational sectors.
He said: "I believe that we must manage both sectors in such a way that nobody engaged in them will think of going on strike again.
"We will continue to proactively evolve measures that will help us to permanently overcome the problems that lead to strikes by health and education professionals," he added.
To facilitate rapid establishment of more centres of medical excellence in the country, President Jonathan pledged that the Federal Government would fully explore the option of creating a special intervention fund.
According to him, the recommendation of a special fund that will give low interest loans for the establishment of state-of-the-art medical facilities is a creative idea that will receive appropriate consideration from the government.
He said: "We are committed to working with professionals and the private sector to establish better medical facilities in the country and reduce the number of Nigerians who have to go abroad annually for medical reasons."
Jonathan also assured the doctors that his administration would create the right conditions to enable doctors to stay at home and avail Nigerians of their acknowledged skills and expertise instead of migrating to other countries.
He said his administration was determined to correct the anomaly of Nigeria being so strong in human capacity in medicine, with about 25,000 Nigerian medical consultants currently practising in the United States , as confirmed to him by President Barack Obama; and yet being unable to treat many of its sick people in its own hospitals.
Jonathan said: "There is clearly a missing link somewhere and we will do everything possible to fix it. We will continue to work with professional bodies and all stakeholders to come up with more policies and actions that will help us overcome current challenges in our medical sector.
"We will work with the National Assembly to ensure the quick passage of the National Health Bill. We will take prompt action to reconstitute the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria. We will also consider recommendations for the establishment of the Office of Surgeon-General of the Federation."
"I believe that we must always do what is best for our country. We will review all the other issues you have raised and act accordingly. When things are done properly, issues of welfare and remuneration in the health sector will disappear," the President said.
Dr. Enabulele assured President Jonathan of NMA's support for his administration's agenda.
He called for urgent reconstitution of the main regulatory body in the health sector, the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria which was dissolved in 2011.
The NMA President also called for faster action on the passage of the National Health Bill and other issues related to the creation of a more conducive operating environment for doctors and other healthcare professionals such as remuneration, welfare and training.
The President was decorated with the emblem of the NMA by Prof. Umaru Shehu.
The NMA delegation included the Emir of Tsonga, Dr. Haliru Yahaya, the NMA Second Vice-President, Dr. Uche Ojinmah and the NMA Secretary-General, Dr. Akpufuoma Pemu.

Guyz pls wen re they holding d ASUU Nec meeting?

@op Everybody pls bend down for the bulleeeeeeeeet

Me go public pry skul (arisoyin community pry skul oke-aro akure) den con public sec skul (st. thomas' ang. comphnsve high skul danjuma akure) those two skuls xpecially my sec skul was considerd d worse in d state bt today me be futarian..

So i wuld say it doesnt reli mata on d skul(but somtimes it does oo as in if i don go aquinas college den i for dy better nw but i still thank God for where i am today) it actulli depends on d individual?

Have bin tru a lot of post here and all i have to say is dat may God forgive u all for d sinful advise u re giving to dis young man heading towards destruction


I mean u guyz re telling him to practicalize it instead of talking him out of it

SMH may God have mercy on us all

@op ur body is d lord's temple

Joshpet1: I chus futa as ma second choice.mining engr..i scored 234 in ma jamb n 72% in ma putme ST.nw d admisn list is out bt cudnt find ma name....pls i nid elp oooooo

JOSHPET BABA dis is ur guy tosin(sammyT) i told u didn't i u go make second list da one sure....u knw it's gonna b boring doing math 101,chem and phy 101 without you...u knw nw EXCEL CD tinz

iskalamong: Thanks alot. But please which bank did you pay to? Is it compulsory to pay via a first bank e-transact platform? I paid for form and past questions via UBA BANK e-transact, today (monday), i went there for the payment of N35,300 for the acceptance fee but they said there's no service so i want to know whether it's not available on other bank's e-transact platform since it's on FUTA's website that we should pay through any first bank's e-transact platform.
Thanks in advance and God bless!

guy u can pay in any first bank in akure bt i paid mine in d first bank at oke-aro

Bolurx accept the friend requst from Olusola254....hmm u knw nw course mate tinz

Sad dat's james' mom my primary skul mate o boy Naija we don get mouth o watin hapen for my hood last week don reach nairaland....crazy tin d no b say she no get moni she dy run block industry,get big shop way she dy import clth from dubai,,her husband b area manager for kaduna she con go drink herbicide ontop ipad way she herself fit afford..hmm just pity d kid she left behind and her husband...

Pls. Som1 who has done his or her paymnt shuld pls for God sake shed light on dis pls how much is d bank charges and how much is everytin i mean total amount?

Kekule11: Guys pay ur acceptance fee on tym,it's closing on 6th of september.

pls. How much is d acceptance fee as in including bank charges,,,som1 said 40000 pls is it tru and if no how much is it as in how much is d bank charges? pls help me nd may God help u too...

61%

First of all thanks to God almighty....Hmmmm where do i start greaaaaaaatest futarians as u can c today is the happiest day of my lif (sori forgoten u can't see me) i just chk my status and i was admitd (MICROBIOLOGY) o boy come see as my sisters dy follow me talk nw as in with respect.first time in my lif i wil converse with my dad as if i am talking to my friends as in level don change......by d way any microbiologist in d house? Pls let us hook up o..holla me on and let share ideas abt tinz..d message said d acceptance fee is 35000 (datz nt my biz na my palê own)

When will they release d list na? Sitting at home doing nothing is making me SICK already,pls dudes when suld we be xpecting d list wit d situation on ground i min ASUU strike?

I heard d admsion list has bin compild bt hasn't bin releasd heard of a friend who was helpd to chck his by a prof he said he was admittd into physic deprtmnt also heard about two others dnt knw maybe it's tru or a lie

O boy ondo indigne where una dy mehn i had 68% asin dis is d first time my dad will talk to me wit respct..jux cn't stop thnking God,o boy na God ooooo and nothing else. Thanks to bro Tony of NIFES AAUA for d free tutoria it reli helped..o boy i dy on top of d world rit nw.....

Mhizsleek: Bro. how far. You don check ur result? Hope say you score 80%?

well i thnk God it wasn't bad i had 68% and my jamb scre is 233 i jux hope i can make d merit list

I'm tru with my xam..expeectin ntin less than 75% bt wait oo why is it that the school is nt consistnce..i was due to write my xam around 9:30 i ended writing it around 12:00 ,,people who were due to write dre xam around 2:30 ended up writing it around 8:00 this is reli bad ssin u wuld 've bin exaustd b4 sitting for d proper xam.....well any way 'm not falana or Gani faweyinmi... I did mine and it was great...u knw nw as an ondo state indigne we sabi book wel wella....na wch time d result go come out

notime3555: how can i get motor going to aaua from akure

it's nt more than #600 somtime #500..u may get ur bus at ijomu street or go to garage betastill u can ask people of where to get a bus i knw they will kindly respond to u..

Siena: I'd ask if there's still a thermostat fitted.

what's a thermostat a thermometer or wot??

SammyT95: Hmmm pls. Guyz i had 233 in jamb/58%/ and i had 64% in my post utme chose Futa as first choice, my course is microbiology,,,,,, what are my changes ...........NB ONLY FUTATIANS ARE TO ADVICE thnx.........

someone shuld pls tell me na?

delors: Sorry my dear learner...I was in a similar situation centuries back....Just click on quote (found at the base of the comment you wish to quote)...and BING!!!!!! There you are! Thank me later

now i'm no more a leaner

[quote author=#1BOBO]Right under the comments? Just click on the "quote icon" that should work.[/quote]thanks it's working nw i guess

SammyT95: Testing

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