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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 2:30pm On Mar 06, 2021
hillso7:

grin grin grin grin grin
You cracked me up.
That was how one girl requested a ride.
R. Where are you?
Me. Good afternoon
R. Where are you?
Me. Good afternoon
R. Oh sorry, good afternoon
Got to PU,
R. Good afternoon sir.

Those people need to be thought morals, but some are also very respectful.

I'm telling you
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 5:36pm On Mar 05, 2021
Felicity001:


Most of them don't even know anywhere at all... Even if you tell them you're opposite them they'll ask you "where is that"? The question of "where are you" has become a slogan for every riders and it's so bad.

Some wont even greet, they just ask you "oga where are you?"
Me too I ask them where are you too?

na so one stupid guy requested 3nights ago I was at egbeda road going home around past 11pm. Request came in with 1.7x

Phone rang.
R: with hash voice, where u dey?
Me: I no fit greet? Were u dey go?
R: I dey go De-jones akonwonjo road.
M: so where u dey like dis, me i could see his location on d map already and I'd already made up my mind that i wasn't going but I just said let me punish him for his bad manners.
R: I dey bla bla...
Me: hmmmm...hmmm...
R: are you going or not?
Me in my mind I was like just imagine dis mumu, 4dis night I still dey do boss abi?
Me: I'm not going, order another ride.
R: God punish ur fada... so u know u are not going...
Me: Ogun kill ur generation dia, thunder fire u...grin

na xo we curse ourselves till d guy cut call...

na so I laugh laugh till I reach house.

Na so 1 woman ordered going to Ikorodu. I wan pity am sey make I go. As I finish d current ride, she called
R: oga u no fit call after u finish d trip abi
Me: u no fit greet abi?
R: good afternoon
Me: u better cancel d ride cos I'm not going again
Na so she canceled. Nonsense

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 10:38am On Mar 05, 2021
suco01:


Sir I don't understand this, is it u turn to connect to 7/8 isolo/ajao estate or 7/8 mafoluku going back to airport
Going back to airport and you are on the fast lane. Don't enter service lane to climb the bridge o.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 8:24am On Mar 05, 2021
Pearl1910:


Hub...if u have d money, change both of them at ones, otherwise u will visit mechanic again in a few months time. If u must change one be sure its the right leg, sometimes its deceiving where the noise is coming from. Jack up one leg, accelerate and listen to the sound, do so for the other one to find the culprit.
Jack up one leg and accelerate? What happens to d other leg?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 9:51pm On Mar 04, 2021
Note
If you are coming from airport on the fast lane, don't enter the service lane at 7&8 to access the u-turn bridge o. If u are to use the bridge just go and turn under it and come out at 7&8 to access the bridge. The police are cashing out there. Be warned

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 8:30pm On Mar 01, 2021
Good day my people. Please how much is brake disc {new) for corolla 03
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 11:05am On Feb 17, 2021
IFSHR:


Ehailing as a hustle is a cash cow... Best for those with their own cars....pay urself 3k per day and at the end of the year, you will be having a million plus...

Get a land in a very low cost area....250k....Travel north and buy baby cow, groom and sell when robust.

You can be earning 1m monthly and still be a poor man on the long run, financial education is key..

Ehailing is a good hustle, ensure you pay yourself daily. Diversify your savings into sustainable business.

Little business you can build from savings from ehailing

1. Car wash
2. Chains of POS outlet.
3. Logistics. (Start small)
4. Agricultural produce (start small)
5. Buy okada for HP delivery

So many more

With 500k you can start any of the above....

Pay yourself 3k per day and that is 90k per month...in 5 month.....you have 450k to invest.

Start small and grow it

Very informative but
Abeg make una dey take am easy o, make someone work for complete 5 months no rest?
Work life is longer than human life o. Always take a break every week.

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Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by samobaba4u(m): 6:03pm On Feb 12, 2021
amdman:


2006 Honda Civic

270k miles

No faults reported

N1.7m

You never reply me and it's very urgent.

2006 Toyota camry.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 7:00pm On Feb 11, 2021
tojahh:
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Are you saying baba dru is buying bend down select?
Tojahh!!! Egungun be careful

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 3:29pm On Feb 11, 2021
pope191:


No more overtaking, white, yellow, green or indigo lines... Patient is the key
lọ) lol

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Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by samobaba4u(m): 2:37pm On Feb 11, 2021
Caveatemptor:
Amdman,
Good day. I am very happy to inform you that my daughter loves the cx7 Mazda car. Very solid vehicle and very neat with ice cold air conditioning. I never knew you from Adam. I met you on these threads and you came across with a standard clean Tokunboh vehicle. I appreciate your good work of providing affordable cars for people in these harsh times.
Amdman you are in deed THE MAN,and you are highly recommended.
I certainly will be doing business with you AGAIN!
Cheers!!!
Oya o Amdman come and get Camry 06 form me o. I also want to testify. Thanks

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 10:23am On Feb 10, 2021
dru23:


this is why alot of nigerians either get deported or end up in jail. they refuse to follow the rules of the land.. some behave like they are still in nigeria.. we know them here in yankee .. your attitude and Mr. i know my rite , we go rough am etc , i go drop u off 3MB at 1am etc , reminds of nigerians that carry drugs to countries that clearly states before and after you enter their Airport that if caught with drugs .. you will face with death by firing squad, hanging etc .... their is no life sentence in those countries .. it is death .. it is not my job to educate you ..
Wetin this one find enter yankee mata? grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 8:57pm On Feb 09, 2021
dru23:


Make I no shake table for person whey dey look for 1.5m naira cars.... I shipped an SUV Montero years ago. By the time they check the undercarriage of the car , it was a driving coffin .. My contact ask if I close eye when I dey buy car ......
grin grin grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 4:54pm On Feb 09, 2021
hillso7:

Bolt and I are still dragging the one I did that they didn't pay me complete.

Imagine stating that I should complete 35 trips at 8% for all week bonus, as at the time I met the condition my earning is already 56,300 but bolt gave me 624 instead of 4504. At first I didn't realize not until the next day when I sat down to do account because I didn't work that day.

Sent bolt message and they're claiming what they paid me was correct. I told them that minimum amount for a trip is 500 and even if all the 35 trips are 500 each it'll still be more than what they paid me.

I requested for justification/basis of computation but am yet to get any.

I told myself I won't rest until they pay me. They don't want to take responsibility for their mistake.

Please house any number I can call or email I can escalate the matter to? Please help.
Sir, your 8% start from the 36th trip.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 4:49pm On Feb 09, 2021
ndubuisi2021:


Pretty sure the lady hit the driver and went home with gbomo face. Driver of the year award goes to the driver.

I almost knocked out a lady at Polaris Bank, Igbo Efon some weeks ago. She wanted to make transfer of N600, politely asked if she doesn't have cash, na so the village Ashi vex and was saying shit, threatening that if I don't want the money, she will leave the car without paying. Gently gave her the account details. She was still fuming as she was making the transfer.

As soon as I confirmed her transfer, subtly told her and her friend to "get out of my car". The girls began yapping, again subtly called her "Ashawo kobo". Na so the girl raised her hand from behind in an attempt to hit me from behind. Old G like me wey don experience many wars and beefs in the heart of Malabor. I didn't move my face away to dodge her hand, she just withdrew her hand mid way.

I immediately got out of my car and rushed her for even contemplating what she wanted to do, it's the bank security that came to her rescue. My plan was to punch her in the eyes and tear her stupid top, enter my car and zoom off.

What am I saying? Any woman that raises her hand on you that is not your wife should be thorough beaten. It's called self defense and within your right to retaliate. You are simply not going against the law so long as she hits you first.
Sir, Nobody will listen to the bolded. Let's always control our temper as men.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 6:16am On Feb 09, 2021
dru23:


With under carriage rust grin
That's another thing to be careful about.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 7:12pm On Feb 08, 2021
radautoworks:


No, no difference. Some people shout rust but that's the case with any car from the upper half of the US as well. My Acura MDX I'm driving right now came from New York and I had to rust proof it before driving it in Texas. Anywhere it snows there is rust. It's just a question of how bad and what do you do about it?

Want to avoid rust, buy from southern US states and make sure to check Carfax that it did not come from a northern state.
Thanks a lot. I'll like to send you a mail if you don't mind.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 7:10pm On Feb 08, 2021
kala111:


Did you also witness it?

Am still with those guys that own the Range sport.

Infact, those despatch riders are another set of demons we have on the road. The way they ride recklessly is so alarming.

Could you believe that the despatch man eventually ran away but his foolishness made him left his bag containing his ID card and other traceable evidences.

We have been to his outsourcer where we were now referred to the courier coy in ikeja he primarily work with. The despatch landed himself a damages of 250k.

That car better have comprehensive insurance cos d rider would not be able to fix it
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 6:14pm On Feb 08, 2021
ksmart027:

canada cars are prone to rust.
Thanks

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 5:45pm On Feb 08, 2021
suco01:


Not sure but the way Nigerians always talk about canada cars is just something else, even at that I have camry 06 to birth naija this month which I am also going to introduce the seller to nairaland but until then..
Oga dru, Madame radu, bishop and others please are there differences? Thank you
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 5:39pm On Feb 08, 2021
suco01:


If you don't mind canada cars, 1.750m to 1.8m should land one for you..
What's the difference between them and how long will it take to land?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 4:57pm On Feb 08, 2021
Springboot:


Is there any difference between Canada cars and that of US specs?
Good question. I will like to know

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 9:20pm On Feb 07, 2021
dru23:


I can keep an eye for 1 for u
Thanks, I appreciate you.
Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by samobaba4u(m): 8:13pm On Feb 07, 2021
Please I need 2006 camry full option but fabric. Thanks
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 8:06pm On Feb 07, 2021
dru23:


When u ready let me know .. This cars at times is by luck that you find a good one .... A client has been looking for one in his price range .. And he got lucky .... Sourcing for dollar below the 480 rate is also a challenge .. So keep all those things in mind....

Can you help with camry o6? Very urgent
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 11:34pm On Feb 05, 2021
BAZ001:
After seeing plenty millions in Dec and post that you can net 20k soft job during weekends and I have plenty time and car staying idle na so, I activate my accounts and register on InDriver.
Ready to hit the road fri - sun (must net 20k)
Na so first gbagan gbagan na one babe 9min PU , 10 mins waiting outside for her trip na 14 mins, got to destination and ended trip, fare - 800naira.
Rider : how much
Me: 800
Rider : Account
Me : what is account
R: I mean ur account number
Me: (in my head which kind waka be dis ooh)
Me: from which bank
R: zenith
Me : okay let me give u my zenith no.
R: omg you have every bank account?
Me : I will get alert faster
Alert landed and I repositioned.

Main reason of my Epistle na cos of InDriver.
Na so I begin monitor request before I accept gbam another driver don accept.

For where na so I accept one fastest finger too. Rider fare - 1,850 me I suggested 2500k
Rider accepted sharp sharp na so dem give me ride. That was when I checked destination on map 1hr 25min after ojodu Berger from Surulere and everywhere red for road. Chaii I don mess up
PU - 15mins drive.
Then timer began to warn me to call rider
To cut story short
I can’t cancel trip cos I slide “I’ve arrived”.
Rider has been calling non stop
APP says I can’t cancel cos I’ve left PU. The other option is to complain about rider.
I dey house dey look app , app dey look me, still unable to cancel.
No be ban I dey play with for 1st trip

grin OYO lowa
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 2:13pm On Feb 03, 2021
izzou:


What if it was an offline trip?

What if the platform does not believe me and refuses to pay me?

Even outside ehailing, what if I was duped doing something else? Are you saying it's wrong to look for the thief online?

I remember that Bolt does not pay a driver if a rider scams him. How do I handle that?

I have been scammed of #15,000 on ehailing by a woman with two kids. I know how it feels to be cheated that way

Meanwhile, you still haven't answered the question;

"What would the rider sue him for?"

What if that 1k5 is the last hope of the driver?
What if owner retrieved the car because the driver cannot meet up with full payment?
What if....
what if....
There are lot of what if to be answered. I beg free that guy jare

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 3:12pm On Jan 30, 2021
InfinityEstates:



Baba, thanks o. I've finally left there. It would have been more difficult if not for you. I appreciate so much.

Please if you don't mind drop a number make I replace airtime wey you use call.

God bless.


Na man you be, God bless you more @IFSHR
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 3:05pm On Jan 30, 2021
deedee44:

What a sincere and mature response, well done sir.
I would have been disappointed sha if I didn't see the bolded grin
grin grin deedee

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 7:40am On Jan 30, 2021
IFSHR:


Are you saying he should tell the caller the bolded ? Or you are just thinking loud...

That's a wrong thing to tell the caller, infact it's incriminating.
Fastest finger
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 7:37am On Jan 30, 2021
Pearl1910:


grin small thing o wink cool
Weldone and congrats.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 11:18pm On Jan 29, 2021
Food for thought

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