Dear Nigerians let s not expect miracles.If you have lived in Abuja or any of the state capitals and been lucky enough to associate with those in power you would realise it is going to take our new president several months to get his feet on the ground and become his own man.
It took OBJ several years to do this but unfortunately he decided to use the power he had for silly games.Yar'adua is certainly not dull in terms of intellect and and seems to be a principled ,humble and disciplined man from all I've heard.
These are qualities very rare among politicians.I believe a few years down the road he will surprise a lot of people.

A guy came on here announcing his engagement

@poster congrats on your engagement or are you married now.

@aadun I found it funny at first the way the gist has been diverted ,but I understand. Women are impressionable creatures(generally).
In my short stay in the UK I have seen the nasty effect being in this country has on Nigerian girls especially those who come  here over 10-13yrs old.
This is not the thread to discuss what these nasty things are but some have been mentioned here.

My problem with all these bank sites is not how good they look but how functional.

I have had to stop myself from cussing out people at my bank after trying for weeks to call after sending several emails.
These guys do not know jack about customer service .
At most websites here both private and government institutions you can get all the information you need or at least get a reply to an email in a few days.
With this banks whossai.

I feel sorry for this guy .It amazes me when in this age people show such crass ignorance and superstition.
First you must come for a very poorly educated background not to know what health risk you exposed your self to by licking another persons blood.

This sort of nonsense was quite common in the 70s an 80s in my area but for those of you saying he will go mad and so on,sharp guys have since discovered that all these things do not work.

If you try to hold some one with licking blood, some will drink one bucket and still litter your ass.
My friend stop all this sort of nonsense, get a life and go to church so you can become a free man.I believe one of the best things christianity has done in my life is to make a totally free man,no fear of winch, juju or all that crap.

You were lucky you did not take an oath at a proper and real shrine ,then you would have been in S**T

There is some information missing here ,is it brother/ sister in-law as in your wife or husbands brother/sister.
If not I know of two brothers marrying from the same family and two sisters marrying from the same family.
These are also in-laws ,so people what do you say about this one.

@tollu, did you have a problem with my analogy or did you not understand what I said .Telling lies is not the exclusive preserve of guys or girls.Nigerian or not.

When i was in University our rooms had this windows that were above the doors.Guy would often get a seat and place it in front of the room to watch other guys have sex when their babes came visiting,I mean like 4-6 guys taking turns.
Funny thing is the guy in the room sometimes knew and did not mind.
Sad thing was the poor girls were ignorant of the whole show

Both guys and girls lie.Its kind of the chicken and egg situation,which came first.
Its a tough one to figure out.

My friend's wife is 4 years older than him ,they have 2 kids aged 9 and 8.
From scratch they have built a business worth £2 million pounds, they are happy travel worldwide for holidays yearly.
The sort of relations you speak of only call them to ask for money pay respects.
MORAL-It does not matter

@NymphoQin, .
Me and my sis just dey yarn ,whats up.You not asleep yet,bank holiday tmrow so I guess you can chill.
@ Uyai Amenoo! Nto obio efik,ado eka mmi ato Nsit Ibom.mail add mfo ado so.I got somthing to tell you

LOL, just sam ,samsilo is a name my cousins used to call me .Mmo mba ke obio owo ami. Some topics and comments dey annoy me.I just got back from a joint where I saw how a lot of my fellow humans fool themselves because they do not understand this world we live in and I jokingly offered to give them letures if they would pay.
Nkang udo aba die.

Sister,WORD. Mme tang ankak. I have been saying it,if you are not married and your man or woman is treating you right,no disrespect or fooling around with people in your environment forget it.
Me I no be Mugu, I have seen enough in this life to be awarded Professor on this Nairaland as far as this BF GF matter is concerned.
Don't want to know every thing or you will die young of heart attack before anything else.

I have gone through this thread and it seems I am the only one who has heard or knows(ooh My2cents also said so) that people ,especially ladies often fart during a hard f**k.
I have seen it written about several times ,it commonly happens in certain positions(do not ask me).
If it has never to any one else here then you guys always do it quite gently.

@Raymand,thanks bruv.
Just chillin with some friends for the weekend.

@Muchababe,where have you been.Edi didie?Nka mana mfin

Its my BIRTHDAY today!,Loving it.

Toasting,chiking, rapping, winding,tuning,chasing and many more are Nigerian slangs for trying to talk a woman into dating you

@thebaron,Nairaland will always have its share of rude and uncultured like you.
If you read my first post did I not say I used to go to th village but never spent time there. I have been to most of Nigeria except the North East and North west(about 9 states).Like many people I met during service I felt like running away at first but I tell you I enjoyed ,learnt from the experience, made a lot of friends and came out a better person.
I was also able to provide a very useful service in that village as I worked in the hospital then.
Life is not all about your own selfish interest.

Exactly my point,I now live in London.If I did not serve I would be like some ignorant people who having lived in Lagos or PH all their lives do not know how most Nigerians live

The NYSC may have caused some to have nasty experiences,myself included .I spent one year in one of the most interior villages in Imo state.
That said,believe it or not Universty education in Nigeria was virtually free so all graduates owed the country a duty of service.One may argue that fees are now high,but I know a lot of people whose exposure to career opportunities was greatly helped by serving outside their known environments.
My time in camp was very enjoyable but the service year was very stressful for me.I had lived all my life in the city and only went to the villages for burials etc. But my one year in the village exposed me to how the majority of Nigerians live.

Today's my birthday .26 th May.Just thank God for loving me.Thats why I am loving this life

@Zigbo,check the writing style of this[b] Obo [/b] person and compare with Wa_do_mi and Closet pervert.
The rate at which they run around this forum and the dates of registration make me feel they are all the same jobless person.

Its funny how understanding simple English eludes some people like obo_ whatever.
This is an old story, the girl went into a boeing aircraft which flies in simple English, up in a curve and down so for a few minute everything is weightless like in space.
I am sure you have experienced some thing similar for a few seconds when a fast car goes over a ridge on te road or when an aircraft drops suddenly in air turbulence.Weightlessness is what gives that funny feeling inthe stomsch at such times.
It is used to train astronauts ,so she never went any where near space( I think about 70 miles up is the cut off).
Stop misinforming and insulting people on this forum

Bad news and good news guys ,I earlier said I would be at Naija carnival ,unfortunately I won't be able to make it.
Just got a job in Wales so am leaving London for a while.

@ Creamish , I am thinking am liking you very much.You are my type and I would like you to be my gurlfriend.
If you accept ,your life will change for ever.My father is the Sultan of Makurdi and we own an oil copany.
If you become my girl friend you will never buy recharge card as I will get you contract phones and even some share in Globacom (we owns 40%)
Giving this some thought and get back to me .Am very serious.
Mallam Samsilo