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RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Samsonklin(m): 6:47am On Nov 02, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass. undecided
for ur mind oo. you don yab person oo. bravo!!!
CelebritiesRe: Majid Michel: "I Used To Masturbate, I Felt Guilty & Very Dirty About It" by Samsonklin(m): 7:41am On Oct 06, 2017
Rokia2:
Poster above ingnored.

You should know them by the type of reply they gave.
No, yhu should have replied na.. Dey talk anyhow
SportsRe: Pele Congratulates Ronaldo On Moving Into Top 5 All Time National Team Scorers by Samsonklin(m): 6:21pm On Sep 02, 2017
temmypotter:
Messi is still the best thing to happen to football.

Sentiments apart, Messi is an all round footballer, Ronaldo is simply a goal scorer these days.. pls compare him to the likes of Inzaghi

But Messi is in a world of his own.. it has always been about Messi! Ronaldo knows this even.
is that so? ok!
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Given Five Matches Ban For Pushing Referee In Sunday Elclasico by Samsonklin(m): 7:15pm On Aug 14, 2017
oluwadare26:
Cristiano was unable to control his emotions... too bad for him


I think football is now turning to something else. The way players are awarded the prestigious "world best award" is too bad.

World best award should be based on individual performances not that a world best would hide under the shadow of his teammates to shine.

It's obvious the next award favorite is Ronaldo, but how do you explain the fact that he doesn't have a better statistics ahead of Messi.

Messi created more chances, more take-on, more dribbles, more successful passes, more assists, more goals, more fouls on Messi but he's not the favorite coz of trophies won by Ronaldo. Mind you, trophies are collected efforts of team not a sole player.
oga, if you want the award, I come and collect it
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Given Five Matches Ban For Pushing Referee In Sunday Elclasico by Samsonklin(m): 7:12pm On Aug 14, 2017
Afam4eva:
That's good to know even though i feel the red card was not deserved.

UP Barca.
you are a true football fan.
#halamadrid
SportsRe: Kelechi Nwakali Fries Garri For His Parents In Village (Photo) by Samsonklin(m): 7:15pm On Jun 23, 2017
Tolexander:
and so?

Because the son makes money now, that is a reason for the parent to stop working and making their own money.

I love these parents for not sitting down, relying on whatever comes from their two talented sons, Chidiebere and Kelechi. Some parents through this have misled their children.

I like this Kelechi for not being proud, despising his humble beginning. May he live long and active on the pitch.
Oga lockup... As I dey so, I'm working hard n wen i don't blow which i knw I will, my MAMA nor go near fire. For what na? No no no no no no no no, for what na? Just give me one gud reason she go remain for fire..
FamilyRe: My Brother In Law Barged Into My Room While I Was Unclad!! by Samsonklin(m): 1:28pm On Jun 08, 2017
johnson232:
We are all wired differently bro...U acting that way doesn't make it right....
See the way u talk am sef...Na people like u they kill their brother because of woman...

Read the op with a recommended glass & see her husband's response....that is how any sensible man should act & not threatening thunder....guess your brother is not trustworthy...
I swear, u get sense. If DAT guy na NY broad, I nor go near him ouse
FamilyRe: My Brother In Law Barged Into My Room While I Was Unclad!! by Samsonklin(m): 1:26pm On Jun 08, 2017
richyblink1:
Kindly read well or get a recommended glass. I am male for your information, and married as well. My younger brother dare not enter my room without knocking, not to talk of standing after seeing my wife naked. Except he wants to explain his real intentions towards my wife
This is anoda pussy ass niqqa.... So, I should fight my broda because of what? If I have a bro Like u, wetin I wan cum find for ur house.. Mitchew
CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale Hugs Davido On Stage In Ghana by Samsonklin(m): 3:11pm On May 30, 2017
darkenkach:
I can never hug my fellow guy..
It simply means he has maximum love n respect for dat guy. Believe me broda, yhu know nothing about love and respect. I mean no disrespect man
SportsRe: Ugo Ehiogu Dead: Former England And Aston Villa Footballer Dies, Aged 44 by Samsonklin(m): 3:52pm On Apr 21, 2017
bebe2:
RIP

Pls I need dollars in my BOA acct. In exchange of naira .
Check my signature for more information.
money dey to pull, account nor dey.. I will love to do biz wit yhu.. only trust is d issue... 08138946317 whatsaap
CelebritiesRe: 10 Nollywood Actresses Who Are Scandal Free (Photos) by Samsonklin(m): 9:46pm On Mar 23, 2017
DjAndroid:
A gentleman is a person whose social ills have not been discovered... .. ....

A quote by Hanks Anuku in the movie.. The Senator
he who does not have the opportunity to steal, considers himself honest..
I understand you perfectly... nor mind d OP.. #peace
FamilyRe: My Neighbour Is About To Kill His Wife!! Please Advice. (urgent) by Samsonklin(m): 7:16am On Mar 23, 2017
tolugar:
Come out of your room op
Pls we need video and pics
ASAP
So as to knw the angle we ll take.

Meanwhile don't stop seperating them






Be capturing this in 3D abi your phone no get camera.

Waiting for more update
please, I want my father dead!!!
CrimeRe: Rival Cult Groups Clash In Calabar, Many Killed (Graphic Photos) by Samsonklin(m): 9:46pm On Mar 20, 2017
MARKone:
Very sad, these "camera men" should have rendered help to this chap, instead they are busy taking pictures
render which help? he deserves to be left to die.. good riddance to bad rubbish.
RomanceRe: When Ladies See Handsome Guys: See What Happens by Samsonklin(m): 4:44pm On Mar 10, 2017
sweerychick:
me make the first move towards a handsome guy, as what huh Abeg swerve tongue
oya dey go na,
u fit give me #5000 ni
wetin u get to offer.... anama
RomanceRe: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Samsonklin(m): 9:26pm On Mar 06, 2017
alfa2016:
According to relationship expert Joro Olumofin, here are 20 tests a guy can give a lady to see if she is indeed wife material. He added that a lady must pass at least 15 out of 20...lol. Read below:

Dear Eligible Bachelors in Nigeria, any lady who doesn't pass at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material by @joroolumofin .


This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend. We realized that unlike our parents times it's very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional supportive women out there ?

Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover

1. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car

2. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments

3. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts

4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber

5. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup

6. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want sex till marriage

7. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.

8. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint.

9. If you have a beard, shave it all up

10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food

11. Propose without a ring

12. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage

13. Tell her she must attend mid week service and join the choir mistress gild

14. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo

15. Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm

16. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.

17. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd )

18. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you

19. Tell her she can't watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore.

20. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up.

Fellas, trust me. try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true "ID" persona / archetypes of your partner."

Do you agree?




http://mojidelano.com/2017/03/any-lady-who-doesnt-pass-at-least-15-out-of-these-tests-not-wife-material-joro-olumofin/
ehn com @OP, u are not ready for a relationship
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Rocks Calvin Klein Undies (Photo) by Samsonklin(m): 5:05pm On Mar 03, 2017
ovokooo:
Former BBA contestant is not living any stone unturned in her quest to become a fashion icon. She was seen dorning a calvin klein undies. Go girl!!!

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/beverly-osu-poses-calvin-klein-undies-pics/
the only thing I like about this babe is that she keeps it real.. #her skin colour.. if it were to be some girls, dey would have bleached every part in their body but..... #blackisbeautiful
PoliticsRe: Chibok Schoolgirls: 1,000 Days In Captivity by Samsonklin(m): 8:17am On Jan 08, 2017
Asiwaju9ja:
Na wa for you o! Before the chibok girls thing. Have they not been kidnapping people? Where all the hundreds of people released from Boko Haram Captivity come from? Before the Chibok Kidnappings, over 40 Boys were murdered in their Hostel. That was swept under the rug as usual. The Chibok Kidnappings would have been swept under the rug also were it not for international outcries.

The woman spearheading the #Bringbackourgirls campaign (Oby ezekwesili) has she been given an appointment after she has succeeded in using it to bring down GEJ's Govt? My People make una dey think and don't be blinded by sentiments whether political alignments or even ethnic sentiments.

one of them for fit be your Sister o!
oga, like it or not, there is nothing like chibok girls
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami Celebrates Ibori's Release With Friends In Warri. PICS by Samsonklin(m): 1:22pm On Dec 22, 2016
ojinuocheibi:
Niger deltans are really morally bankrupt. they celebrate evil and despice uprightness and rightiouseness. the blow pipe lines and blame federal government. somebody steal almost the entire state money launder it to a location where a thief will pay for his action, after been delt with for the interest of the poor deltans citizen, this same poor people come to give this thief a heroic welcome whereas you people where surpposed to be thanking the british government. a poor man will come and shout '' NA OUR OYEL'' i pity una sha, that is why the IBO will continue to use you fat skull for wedge.
how was his arrest the interest of the deltans. the loots recovered from him, was it giving back to the people (deltans) in any form? did dey even give it back as social amenities? so what interest are you talking about? it's a rhetorical question though
Christianity EtcRe: How To Understand Mathew 10:34 by Samsonklin(m): 10:05am On Dec 11, 2016
alBHAGDADI:
Am happy for you. This same division occurs when you stop moving with weed smokers, drunkards, thugs, clubbers, etc all because you accepted Christ. They find your new life strange and a threat to their way of life. This makes them cut ties with you.

I hope my Muslim brothers like friendchoice aminusanti Empire udatso rilwayne001 etc can now clearly understand the verse and will henceforth stop trying to use it to claim that Christ was a terrorist or justify Islamic terror. If any of you has viewed this thread without disproving its content, then you will be a totally dishonest person if you keep using this verse to tarnish the body of Christ.
but do not forget that Christ came for d sinners, those weed smokers, prostitutes, armed robbers n d likes.
RomanceRe: 7 Unreal Factors That Often Cause Delay In Marriage by Samsonklin(m): 11:14pm On Oct 10, 2016
Xensity:
Marriage is a very delicate enterprise. It's not something people should rush into, and it's surely not something that is compulsory, like your post is suggesting. I am of the opinion that if someone should enter an institutionalized agreement that essentially involves spending the rest of her life with just one person, then that one person should be someone who meets her standards. Everyone has standards, and these standards shouldn't be circumscribed by opinions of "relationship article writers" who think they have all the answers.
well capped, bt why do think dat u urself is up to standard? Or are u saying that ur partner does nt also wants some1 who meets their standard? Wel, i tink i wil go wit d op on dis one. #no_disrespect
CrimeRe: Baby Abandoned In Umuahia, Abia With A Note That She Should Not Be Sold (Pic) by Samsonklin(m): 3:15pm On Oct 05, 2016
magicminister:
Damn

You never know the situation someone is passing through.
All I see is a mother making a huge sacrifice in order to provide a better life for her child.

Kudos to all mothers. We love you all.


Before you judge, don't forget the mother of Moses drop him in a stream with hopes that someone would find and take care of him.

Till you know the circumstances behind and action like this, please do not judge.
y'all should stp judging people by d decisions they make cos u do not knw d options dey had to choose from. #no_disrespect
CrimeRe: Baby Abandoned In Umuahia, Abia With A Note That She Should Not Be Sold (Pic) by Samsonklin(m): 3:07pm On Oct 05, 2016
grodt999:
kudos to a woman who had a child knowing she cannot feed it?
The mentality of black africans, kai! 6th century monkeys
i second dat. Yes! Kudos 2 her. Is she nt better than d ones who will sell d baby for small amount of money? Which ever reason she did dat, i'm in no position 2 criticize. You should too.
PS: y'all should stp judging people by d decisions they make cos u do not knw d options dey had to choose from. #no_disrespect
CrimeRe: Man Impregnates Daughter For Ritual, Continues Act After Abortion by Samsonklin(m): 2:46pm On Oct 05, 2016
oloworulz:
na wa oooo. I had my first sexx this month. hit likes for me.
orue! Is that an achievement?
FamilyRe: Will I Ever Get Married? by Samsonklin(m): 8:17pm On Oct 03, 2016
shams040:
Well I tnkn it normal wit d fact dat. No one goes beyond is destiny. Wat wld b urs wld always b urs and ntn can change d ryt tym Allah as destined for u dat just it.#myview#
there is nothin wrong wit u OP. There are men everywher bt d truth is dey are running 4rm marraige. Its bondage.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye's Son And His Wrangler Jeep by Samsonklin(m): 11:01am On Oct 03, 2016
rokiatu:
Luxuries don't equal happiness.
but @least, it is better to cry in a Rolls-Royce
FamilyRe: My Husband Impregnated His 'sister' In Our Matrimonial Home: Wife by Samsonklin(m): 7:45am On Aug 20, 2016
VolTOxic:
1. She married a Jobless Man.
2. She was tolerating physical abuse.
3. She doesn't even know her husband's siblings.

All this points to naivety and desperation for marriage.
why wont she be desperate when she had used her husband for a boifrnd in d past and later accepted a boifrnd as a husband. Smh!
RomanceRe: Man Invites All His Girlfriends To His Birthday In A Club And Made Them Do This by Samsonklin(m): 8:10am On Aug 10, 2016
Money speaks. Truly, character keeps a man nt beauty. Money keeps a woman not love.
SportsRe: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by Samsonklin(m): 10:54pm On Jul 31, 2016
HungerBAD:
There is dignity in silence.

This Keshi's son should learn how to close his mouth,so he does not turn our sympathy for his family into a political discuss.

Your father has not even been buried,and you want to pick a fight with the Government?are you serious?

Nigeria mourns your dad,but we owe him nothing. Your father did not serve Nigeria for free,there are those that died doing things for Nigeria for free,and their family have been gracious not to politicize anything.

There have been hundreds of Corpers,who have died serving this Country. There have been hundreds of Military people who died fighting Boko Haram.

There was Rashidi Yekini and Samuel Okwaraji,and countless others who never got the kind of money your father made from Nigeria,but even served more than him.

Yet you ungrateful lad is still complaining.

What exactly did you want from the Government?when your father left Nigeria,he went to Togo. So what does this mean?it means he was a mercenary who served different countries.

All life is special,and your dad's death is not more important than the death of any other Nigerian.

Go take a look at the videos of Boko Haram slitting the throats of our Soldiers,and yet your father died of a natural cause,far richer than the Soldiers getting their throats slit for the Country.

This over pampered boy should keep his mouth shut,and mourn his dad with dignity.
may Jah bless u and may He refill ur knowledge 4rm wer dis piece came frm. #Thumbs_up bro
CelebritiesRe: Toolz & Tunde Demuren Honeymoon In Dubai by Samsonklin(m): 10:44am On Jun 01, 2016
it ain't about getting married, it's about STAYING MARRIED. Ask Tiwa & T. B...... No hating #just_saying
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Cartoon About Buhari And The Fuel Scarcity by Samsonklin(m): 7:01pm On Apr 06, 2016
The Bible even warned us about APC, but we obviously don't read our bible. Open to Proverbs 24 vv 21 & 22... "21: My son, fear the Lord, and fear the king as well; do not associate with those that say 'CHANGE'. "22: For their calamity comes quickly ... and the disaster they both may bring".
FamilyRe: When Your House-help Is Straight From The Village (hilarious Photo) by Samsonklin(m): 10:41pm On Jan 18, 2016
Nickymezor:
Lolz, na so one village househelp put a lil child inside the deep freezer thinking d temp was gonna go down.. The child ended up freezing to death... The parents were so devastated... The mother beat d gal black n blue bfr sending her packing
Sory, what's d name of that movie again?
RomanceRe: How Many Guys Can Do This? by Samsonklin(m): 7:17pm On Jan 13, 2016
adren:
i go even wash your hair join.. just gimme a chance lolly boony prettymina
#sniffs... I smell desperation

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