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Hello Sir

A client of mine inherited 3 different plots of Land in Lekki Phase 1, 2 are vacant lands,the 3rd with an uncompleted 4 bedroom flat. He is ready to use the land with building as collateral for loan.

point 1
What businesses can one involve in with this available resources?
point 2
ready to partner with any viable project.
Point 3
only serious minded people should reply.
point 4
please reply with your email address.

IF YOU ARE A 419 OR YAHOO YAHOO, DON'T BOTHER TO TRY YOUR SKILLS, YOU ARE DEALING WITH PROFESSIONALS IN ALL RAMIFICATION, YOU TRY IT!!!!!!!!

Dear Nairalander

I was invited for Nestle food test for accountant. Does any one have any idea as per the format and types of quetions to expect, i need this urgently cos i'm writing the test 9.45am tommorrow.

Thank you in Advance.

Mine is on the 4th of august at 7pm to 8pm, i cant do a test with my office system and leaving the island by 6pm, God help me.

regardless of anything you might post here to convince people,smilingee or whatever your name is, you are all still FRAUDSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you and your OGAs have anything good for the jobless youth,you wont be asking for money! Also, scam get levels,Nwude,the man that scammed a brazillian bank for millions of dollars nko? whether you get site or you no get,whether you put advert for newspaper or CNN na your business, fraud na fraud!
If you have N1000 to waste,go dash richman your money! Time would tell,
Anything good doesnt have a "BUT" , N1000 multiplied by 10000 gullible job seekers, do the rest mathematics on your own!

Dear Job Seeker

I have seen a graduate with 1st class from one of the best university in Nigeria sit at home for several months without job, and with no hope for any job. The faith he had in his father's numerous connection proved ineffective to lift him from his present doldrum.Endlessly he waits and disappointed in life he became.
I have also seen poor graduate with lower credit from a remote polytechnic get job right from his NYSC, not ordinary jobs but jobs with mouth watering packages,He is now an household name,He lifted his family from the abject poverty his family was.

True Life Story
A bros of mine graduated from LASU, Economics,2.2,young at that time,His dad is a rich landlord in the area,with all the connections you can imagine. This bros waited, for days after his service,days turned into weeks,weeks into months, months into 4 years,we; his juniors graduated and still met him at home.
I can remember the bros attitude clearly,he said nothing good about Nigeria,neither did he see anything nice about God.He was outrightly frustrated and even considered going into crime.
One day he was called by a small local bank he applied to since,gladly he started work there.Just few months after, during the popular bank consolidation in Nigeria,the bank was bought over by a very big bank in Nigeria and luckily he was absorbed too.
Last week, I was in his official Toyota Camry 2007/2008 version,He was being driven,He was on the phone negotiating with a customer, He is now the branch manager of the Bank.His salary falls within N9 million per annum.
His success was within 1 years after all the waiting!

His story is similar to most of us,some of you came out with results not so good,some of you,your school is so unrecognized. Some of you graduated with good results,although you see yourself very brilliant but you have failed all job aptitude tests you have written so far,some,you always pass the test but when you go for interview,they never call you back.
At times you wonder whether God really exists,you know you have been a good prayerful Christian but it seems the devil is winning,you can't imagine the delay,you wake a times in the morning and ask whether you have done something wrong,you lose hope.
Let me tell you something,We humans are entities whose DESTINY is tied to TIME, "For the vision is for an appointed time,though it tarries,wait for it shall surely come,it shall not lie at the end".God is more interested in building your CHARACTER than your COMFORT!!!!!!!!!!
He sees you and sees what you are going through,there is an appointed time for you,our times are different,your time would definitely come.You will laugh at the end.
Impatience leads to crime,"there is no shortcut to the top of the palm tree".you have no excuse for crime,do not turn your journey of 4years to 40years.Do not be lazy, always add value to your life,your future is in your hands,blame your parent for what you were but you can't blame them for what you will become.Its not a crime to be born poor but its a crime to remain poor.BELIEVE IN YOURSELF,IN THE POWER YOU HAVE TO CONTROL YOUR OWN LIFE,DAY BY DAY.

Dear Nairalanders

Last week,i received a text message saying that i should check my mail for my interview details,i called the glo number back to ask for the name of the company but the caller insisted that i should just check my mail for the details.
Till today,i'm still checking my mail for the details.

POINTS TO NOTE
I can't remember soliciting for employment in any company at that time.
All text messages from companies;to the best of my knowledge carries their name not any number.
I was called for interview without any aptitude test,very rare nowadays.
The caller had a caller tune ring tone(Glo song).

MY CONCLUSION
I wonder why some set of people,while others are struggling to make something of their life,they spend their time scheming and scamming,trying to part innocent people of their hard earned "sweat".

Is this fair? "LET NO MAN BE DECEIVED,WHATEVER A MAN SOWETH,HE SHALL REAP!!!"
Bewarned!!! When you gather the ill gotten money to spend,then the judgement of God shall come upon you!

Dear US2Nigeria

If the information you have given here is for real then you will be a hot cake in the communication market in Nigeria.
you have the qualification and the experience.
About the salary to expect,they pay well in the communication sector. At least GLO network advert in TELL magazine (cant Remember the date) searching for a technical officer(director status) was ready to offer 22 million naira per annum plus added benefits like commission on turnover,fringe benefits like accommodation,car,servants and allowances.MTN pays that well too.
This is the only help i can offer,find out from other sources too.GOOD LUCK.

N.B This information is given on a non professional basis,i hereby exempt myself from any liability thereof,any information given should be treated with caution and sound judgement.

Reading much of the job postings here,it baffles me to discover that when others are trying to get honest paying jobs,some dissidents here think its an opportunity to explore their nefarious tendencies,

From what i see in cyber cafes(pls observe too),much of these "yahoooo" boys are people that dont know what it takes to be a graduate,i'm not saying there are no graduates but most of them are not, so it becomes scary that they now come to the forum where we have nigerian graduates to try out thier schemes!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the replies i have seen so far given by nairalanders to these suspected scammers,i would say i'm proud to be a member of these next generations of Nigerian youths(NAIRALANDERS).
Also kudos to the initiator(s),we will get there.
Caution to all "CAVEAT EMPTOR" "LET THE APPLICANT BEWARE".
Caution for the Scammers "WHATEVER A MAN SOWS,HE WOULD REAP!!!!"

my contribution

Akintos; i as a person has lots of reasons to doubt you due to the following point

1, if the advert was out since 26th september,why do you wait till december to inform the house? how many people would get the particular newspaper to verify?

2,why do you spend sooooo much time and soooooo much words convincing people?your zeal in getting people to register calls for caution!

3,when people begins to run behind religious quotations and make religious refrences to verify their mundane claims shows thier desperations and insecurity.

4,i noticed that you are almost a loner in your claims,nobody could verify,please lets have another witness from the house.

i posted a similar submission for ibtc and co,people that went verified and thanked me,i dint have to convince anybody.
So, akintos,these are my points,if you have good intentions,posterior events would justify you.but if your intention is to scam, WHAT GOES ROUND COMES ROUND,

my reply
"do not despise little beginning" I'm happy for you,He who started the good Work Would Complete it.
concerning what "his_grace" posted,If you think,that job isnt good enough,do you have a better offer for him? If not,becareful of what you say to others,put yourself in thier shoes,would you like someone to say that to you?
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE!!!!!!!

good observation,
i served(NYSC) in jos,before i went for service,i've lived in lagos all my life till my sevice year. i drove in jos,it was sooooooooooooooooooo easy. can you belive when i got back to lagos i looked like a bushman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okada riders should be banned for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!they compete with pedestian for all available spaces,they may even start climbing the pedestrian overhead bridge soon.All my siblings from UK would never agree to drive when they come to naija for holiday,i thot they were pretending until i went to Jos and came back!
I stood at ojota one day and looked all around,i decided, LAGOS IS A HOUSE OF MADNESSSSSSSSSSSS!

about access bank test-
let me not decieve you,access bank test is what i can call mystery!
the whole exam is 1hr 45mins,there are 2 parts,A and B.
Part A,GMAT maths,1 hr, pure calculations,no shapes.Part B,45mins,english, study vocabularies,synonyms,sentence construction,sentence completion.
What you need to know again- you will have to sign a preliminary bond form.also,if you dont pass part A,your part B wont be marked.you have to get 65 percent and above to pass!,age 26 or 1980,no HND accepted,results comes out in at most 3wks,would be posted at thier allen branch.
READ WELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOUGH!
I WISH YOU GODS FAVOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

you only need to submit once.
Graceade,i think you are only allowed to submit yourself,cos the person collecting seems to scrutinize the CVs,also my work wont give me the chance,sorry.
you are all talking bout IBTC,what of AP and Fidelity? Please try,all our sowing shall bear fruit one day.

IBTC bank and their asset management subsidiary are collecting CVs,you have to go to thier offices to submit.hurry,recruitment starts in january. IBTC asset management is at Oko Awo,V/I. Lagos,the Bank section is near American embassy at walter carrington,V,I.Lagos.

Also,African Petroleum is collecting CVs,Office at marina,Near CSS Bookshop house,marina.
Fidelity too,they are @ 2,Kofo Abayomi,V/I,Lagos.

this forum has really helped me,i wrote the test too, i thought i failed cos i havent heard from them since and they said within 2 weeks,but i guess its a general thing.
WE SHALL ALL HAVE TESTIMONIES IN JESUS NAME!

dear readers

i've just gone thru all your replies,well, for one; i pray most of you talking here are employed,if not; then you had better reverse the curse you gave yourselves.Maybe you have been destined to be great in a bank,but you've confessed you can never work in a bank and the angels would say-AMEN
Wether you work in a bank or not,you are the master of your own faith,if you are good,you would always find your footings anywhere. let him that have ears, let him hear!!!!!!!!!!

dont worry,keep the faith,when you make it,its the same pple that will hail you.the means justifies the end!

i pray we dont all become too desperate and fall into wrong hands.
someone brings an information and we all jump into it ; line, hook and sinker!!!!!!!!!!!! we are asked to submit CVs(apology fynewaka),no details,no requirement,no verification,we all rushed into it jubilating!!!!!!!!.
Dont get me wrong,he/she might have done it with good intentions,but HABA, we are graduates for crying out loud!
CAVEAT EMPTOR!!!!!!!!!!! LET THE APPLICANT BEWARE!
LET HIM WHO HAS EAR,LET HIM HEAR!!!!!!!!,

i had my test at woltop hall,i went to their office,they told me it wasnt out yet,it was also on the 26th of September!

my guy there is a popular saying "THERE IS NO SHORTCUT TO THE TOP OF A PALM TREE", a word is enough for the wise.

when there was no criteria for choosing participant,i knew the whole thing would be a mess,thank God you confirmed it.it was just like a UBA test conducted at UNILAG.you should have been at the ACCESS bank test,it was well organised.i heard people with 2nd class upper weren't invited.they just wanted some fancy drivers,in the name of sales executive!thanks for your expose

Its a known fact that you need to know an insider most times before your C.V is considered even when submitted online.{job application}
Lets help each other submit C.Vs,if you know someone somewhere,please help others submit their C.Vs.
We are all partners in progress,just apply wisdom when you want to help.If its only 2 nos of C.Vs you can take,let them know.We can exchange C.Vs online(tanks to file attachment).
N.B NEVER SEND YOUR ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've discovered that if, or when you submit your C.Vs online,especially in Nigerian bank websites,you are just wasting your time.you would be lucky if they even view your C.Vs,talkless consider it! alway make sure you know someone there to submit C.V hard copy to. or send it to someone working there.a word is enough for the wise!

who can help me submit my C.V,i would send a soft copy into your mail,you can print and help me submit,lets start helping each other.

i have taken the access test,but i haven't gotten the result,its over 10 days now,is the result this long?