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Romance / Re: New Sexy Looking (girls)set Of Twins Just Parked In by Samuelnze(m): 3:21pm On Mar 20, 2023
Candidlady:
god forbid all these broke boys...

broke and falling inlove should never be used in the same sentence...

matter of fact if you are broke you got no right to ever talk to a lady.. you should always be mute whenever you see a lady..

if you are broke you should never ever have the intention to initiate a convo with a lady.. just the thought of it should be punishable by death


ya allah ihate broke boys like plague they are worst than the devil and the current president elect put together.@@@@@@@@@@********** Only broke,unkepmt,pussy smelly ladies like me have the right to do otherwise. I was born broke and will die broke. Period.
I also think broke,pussy smelling idoits like you have no right to mingle with a rich bro.. It is an offence punishable by law.. You ladies should go and make your own money

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Romance / Re: A 19-Year-Old Lady Is In Love With Me, I'm 10 Years Older. I'm Scared by Samuelnze(m): 2:42pm On Mar 18, 2023
Age is just a number. Go guy.
Romance / Re: I'm Being Offered Free Sèx And I'm Scared by Samuelnze(m): 2:40pm On Mar 18, 2023
You dey final 'year still dey think sex.? Hmmm. You don't really know what the society has for you after school. Just dey play.

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Politics / Re: Youths Playing Football In The Street Of Okota, Lagos On Election Day (Photo) by Samuelnze(m): 10:23am On Mar 18, 2023
Part of our political problems in this country, lazi youtus [ lazy youths]
Romance / Re: No Black Man Has Ever Given Me Answer To This Question. by Samuelnze(m): 9:59pm On Mar 17, 2023
You ranting and blaming other blacks what have you produced? What positive impact have you made in the tech industry? Na for ashaw* house you dey dey 24/7.. Produce one first.

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Family / Re: Why Do Women Feel Like They Can Control Men? by Samuelnze(m): 7:00pm On Mar 16, 2023
Most Women feel like MEN when they finally start controlling any man[could be their husbands,b.fs,male friends etc] .. This silly attitude of theirs gives them the gut to talk back at any man,argue without facts.. it is only a weak man that will sucumb to their act of foolishness.

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Politics / Re: Shut Up: Aisha Yesufu And Obidients Fight Dirty by Samuelnze(m): 6:53pm On Mar 16, 2023
GeneralPulal:
grin

I really feel for the Igbo people living in SE..

Imagine living amidst 10th most dangerous terrorist group in the world..
Dangerous terrorist group indeed. Where the hell is it written?. Talk with facts not farts. Mad foolish M.Zap.e.r.
Romance / Re: When A Girl Starts Sending You Money, What Does It Mean? by Samuelnze(m): 4:47pm On Mar 16, 2023
Sheistoopretty:



Br*ke boys like u will always read meaning to everytin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin is it bad to help the less privileged? She has seen dat u are just like the normal wr*tched Nigerian men we have everywhere and den decided to help ur mis*rable life and u are still here suspecting ur br*ke self grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

In Asari dokubo's voice; ur mumu no too muuuuuch? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Dis is just a normal tin we girls do daily to men but dey all go unnoticed and unannounced, but if it was done by a man, u will see it all over social media lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided we ladies are too matured for dat undecided undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided

Meanwhile:

Nigerian men are Us*less..... All of them tongue tongue tongue
You are as useless as your grandfather's bones in the grave.. Spits

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Politics / Re: What I’ll Do If Tinubu Invites Me Into His Govt – Peter Obi by Samuelnze(m): 3:35pm On Mar 16, 2023
Obi my man,keep giving urchins sleepless nights. Bunch of dullards
Crime / Re: 2 Brothers Trying To Steal Uncle's Car, Kill Security Guard & Son In Enugu (Pix) by Samuelnze(m): 3:14pm On Mar 16, 2023
Laziness begets Poverty,poverty begets Envy,envy begets Greed,greed begets murder of someone who has what the lazy fool wants. Youths get yourselves engaged in meaningful and legit hustles. No go dey put eye for another man.. No go dey compete with a 40-50year old rich/wealthy man,you don't really know how it took him years to build himself up to this point.. Although,life itself isn't a competition..

... Tribal war start on NL on the count of 3,2,1 go.

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Politics / Re: Are We Still One Nigeria Or Two To Three Nigeria by Samuelnze(m): 5:47pm On Mar 14, 2023
Guy, i be igbo but your shame is shaming me.. Your post harsh.

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Crime / Re: Young Boy Caught After Doing Fake Transfer To Buy 2 Iphones (pix/video) by Samuelnze(m): 4:58pm On Mar 14, 2023
The monster of next generation

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Business / Re: Have You Tried Spending The Old Naira Notes, How Did It Go? by Samuelnze(m): 4:56pm On Mar 14, 2023
I don't even have any of the old naira notes[5h and 1k precisely]. Won't even collect till when everyone must have started collecting it...

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Politics / Re: Police Declare Bauchi Lawmaker, Yakubu Abdullahi Shehu Wanted (Photo) by Samuelnze(m): 7:49am On Mar 14, 2023
ronalmagic10:
Peter Obi is next for collaborating with emefiele to suffer Nigerians through the poorly implemented cashless policy
Most of your type cursing and wishing emefiele bad,supported this cashless policy with the hope that it was made the punish politicians with vaults in the houses. Now the policy turned to hurt the masses,emefiele won't rest... Most nigerians have seven[7] tongues.

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Politics / Re: Police Declare Bauchi Lawmaker, Yakubu Abdullahi Shehu Wanted (Photo) by Samuelnze(m): 7:31am On Mar 14, 2023
Kudos to NPF. They should go after all corrupt political office holders,riggers and looters who don't have the progressive interests of the masses..

make i call my guy in this state,meat don sup?

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Crime / Re: 29-year-old Nigerian Man Arrested For Possession Of Methaqualone Drugs In India by Samuelnze(m): 9:37pm On Mar 13, 2023
Tribal online war loading..

....The igbo's will be peppered tonight.. Lord JESUS when will there be unity in the damn country,? Give us righteous hearts and boldness to call evil evil without blaming anyone or twisting words. AMEN.. Doing harddrugs is immoral,He should be dealt with.

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Romance / Re: My Maternal Aunty Is Making Advances At Me by Samuelnze(m): 9:28pm On Mar 13, 2023
Laugh won just kee me. Handsome ke. I can even count the bones of your ribs,one round with your aunty,you are dead. That's is if you ain't healthier that her. You are ugly raised to power ugly. Deal with it if you ain't okay with it. Kid

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Politics / Re: Buhari Tells Emefiele, Malami To Comply With Supreme Court On Old Notes Rulling by Samuelnze(m): 9:08pm On Mar 13, 2023
They should obey court ruling nah. We are not in the stoneage.
The policy they made to punish corrupt politicians is suffering the poor masses. They should either print more new notes to replace two third[2/3] of the old ones or they should call it a quit if they won't nah.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Obi Makes U-turn, Says He’ll Challenge Process, Outcome by Samuelnze(m): 8:59pm On Mar 13, 2023
Legitisreal:
facts from ipob bureau

Keep gathering o, na mango
Good kid,you facedfront... Remain a goodboy and i will be buying you goodies..

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Politics / Re: My Experience As A Corp Member Who Worked As Inec Ad-hoc Staff In Enugu North Lg by Samuelnze(m): 8:44pm On Mar 13, 2023
Tinubu's administration will be worse than this. Nigerian brace up and fasten your seatbelts. Why Will someone take what rightfully belongs to another and act as if nothing happened?.. The painful part is,the so called politicians are supported by those they oppress. They oppress you,you lament and support your oppressors.. Damn crazy..

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Obi Makes U-turn, Says He’ll Challenge Process, Outcome by Samuelnze(m): 7:20pm On Mar 13, 2023
Legitisreal:
lol

You that don't know your left from right is calling someone fool grin

This topic too big for you to assimilate
. You still haven't answered my question,"what has ipob got to do with this thread or me?".. If you can't answer, facefront. I am Still standing firmly on tinubu's manh*od. No regrets,just loving it.
Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Obi Makes U-turn, Says He’ll Challenge Process, Outcome by Samuelnze(m): 7:13pm On Mar 13, 2023
Legitisreal:
facts from ipob bureau

Keep gathering o, na mango
You are such a fool and act like a kid,. What has ipob got to do with the thread or me.? Now i know urchins are dumbarses. I still stand on Tinubu's manh*od..

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Obi Makes U-turn, Says He’ll Challenge Process, Outcome by Samuelnze(m): 7:11pm On Mar 13, 2023
pandax:


Limited understanding I guess; If the process is faulty, the outcome will be nullified
The boy is senseless. No too mind him. He doesn't have brain for thinking and analyzing,.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Obi Makes U-turn, Says He’ll Challenge Process, Outcome by Samuelnze(m): 7:09pm On Mar 13, 2023
Legitisreal:
obi said tinubu won as president elect

Which other sure are you looking for
.. We are still gathering facts,. Just give us more time. Urchin

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Obi Makes U-turn, Says He’ll Challenge Process, Outcome by Samuelnze(m): 6:59pm On Mar 13, 2023
Legitisreal:
lol

Samuel eze why you shallow like this

Na where your 2k brain reach for intellectual discuss be this?
Lets be sure we won first, then we head to court main main.. Stop ranting like someone who carry naija problems for head,.. Chill

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Obi Makes U-turn, Says He’ll Challenge Process, Outcome by Samuelnze(m): 6:51pm On Mar 13, 2023
Legitisreal:
smart OBIdient.

Read you say no, did you read what obi has said that he doesn't have problem with tinubu as president elect or inec result
tell this to the ghosts roaming your compound.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Obi Makes U-turn, Says He’ll Challenge Process, Outcome by Samuelnze(m): 6:45pm On Mar 13, 2023
This isn't news to us OBIdients. Obi went to court to challenge every every,both the process and outcome. You urchins think we want to see the results in the BVAS just for viewing/seeing sake.. We get the facts and head to court for main battle.Remember,on TINUBU's manh*od,i stand .

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Politics / Re: DSS Uncovers Plans To Cause Chaos After Guber Elections by Samuelnze(m): 10:39am On Mar 09, 2023
Worthless organization. They won't uncover plans on how the presidential election results were rigged in favour of Apshit druglord.
Whenever they discover any plot by prepatrators of crime to cause mayham, they should do an underground followup not using the media To talk rubbish
Crime / Re: Prophet Olushola Akinsipe Rapes 13-Year-Old Girl During Deliverance by Samuelnze(m): 5:43am On Mar 09, 2023
. They should just send him to prison and give him life imprisonment sentence. This case shouldn't even be heard in court.For giving her a liquid substance shows he really did something nasty to the poor girl.prayer is a deliverance tool not drinking olive oil.

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Family / Re: Happy International Women's Day 2023 by Samuelnze(m): 11:15am On Mar 08, 2023
On this special day,i celebrate my mom,my wonderful female siblings and all other women(my ex) that have impacted my life positively.. Celebrate women that have nobody to celebrate them.

Celebrate all legit female hustlers,all oloshos,female urchins,female obidents,female atikulated,female dullards and troublesome nairaland ladies,.

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Politics / Re: PDP Govs, NWC, BoT, Others To Protest Tinubu’s Victory Today by Samuelnze(m): 7:11am On Mar 06, 2023
Yorubalandlord:
Na pdp(Atiku) wan do peaceful protest oo.
But you will see a bastard and an urchin salivating and spiting around mentioning LP and the obedient name.
Just watch and see, they are irredeemable.


"A stolen crown(mandate) is just a mere cap".

These people are playing with fire.
You get sense die. Urchins are never-do-wells
Politics / Re: Fuel Queues Return To Abuja, Others As Supply Dips by Samuelnze(m): 6:08am On Mar 06, 2023
Apc trying hard to see nigerians suffer. Buhari trying hard to see nigerians curse this country. urchins trying hard to impose a failure on the people. thiefunubu trying hard to get his smelly arse on that presidential seat.
.Obidients fightin to get this country right track,. God bless us all. Amen

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