These people again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though you may speak other languages but as a Nigerian, English is your first language.

After the British colony, the language that was used to make the constitution of the land is English and not Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa.
The constitutuion of the land was and is still in English and that makes your first language English, 50 percent of the British people cannot write in English properly even though they speak it so well.


So if someone ask you, yes English is your first language.

greatman247:



Thank you, English teacher. I agreed with you say I no Sabi English language. First of all, English no be our first language so I no need Sabi am. Secondly dem no use am collect award or money for bank. Thirdly you're an oversabi! Since you know it all. Enjoy.

After building this he will start complaining how he paid N40K for electricity in 2 days.

Lets just say Mikel is a goat then.

As usual comparing UK and Nigeria talk don start, my hand no dey !!!

Nawah oh, in broad day light.........

lol....
Stupid country filled with 90 percent stupidity.

Thats an IPAD yoot there making his people proud.

Lol

Where can i get one at affordable price ?

frowland:
I dont know why people dont use dash cam
I have them in all my cars. Many advantages, especilally when there is an accident, kidnapping, or false allegation by officials.

They should remove one cow and replace him with it.

Op they have done 419 to you.

Interesting story, i had a similar experience with a childhood friend, we went out to a club and he bought a bottle of Remi Martins, two other friends joined making us four, the club was lively, we had suya and this my childhood friend drank half the bottle of Remi Martins, after a few hours the other two guys left with their own car, this childhood friend of mine said "ENTER MAKE WE DEY GO", I said "EHHH"?

He couldn't even use the car key to unlock the car and he wanted to drive, i said to him even if he pay me N100k he will not drive that car, i told him in plain words, i prefer to drive rather because i had 2% of what he had himself, he started arguing and persisted as it was his car, i said ok on one condition, you can drive but i will walk, i walked out to the road and flagged a taxi and guess what ?

The following morning i called him and asked him how the night was, he said he woke up in front of the club with all his car doors open, to summarize the whole thing, he slept in his car as he was SUPER drunk and couldn't even lift his leg.

Lesson Learnt: Stay sober if you have to drive a distance with friends.

victorian:
Men? Men? I wonder how some of them think and reason.

Hmmmm! A male friend invited me to a party somewhere in Surulere. He said we should go in my car but I told him, I will be the one driving. He said no problem. As we were driving down to surulere, he was subtly complaining that he has never entered a car, a woman wil be the one driving and can he drive it instead? I chuckled and I said don't worry just relax. Have been driving for years, u are in safe hands. He said hmm, am making him feel like a woman as he's seated beside me. I said well, this is my car and I handle it like egg, I don't have money for repairs biko. I only trust my hands on this car sorry, don't worry. We will soon get there, Oya direct me. He grumbled sha and we got there. So after eating, drinking. I was watching him., he was drinking bottles of beers after the other and he later finished half bottle of red label join. He laughed, Victorian u are not drinking! U are missing out here. I smiled and I said don't worry about me, am fine with what have eaten and the soft drinks have taken. So party almost finish, and we stood up to leave. He was so drunk and he said wait! Vicky bring the car key lemme drive! U were driving like a woman on our way here, now lemme show u how men drive!
I looked at him with shock and I said God forbid! U are not driving nothing. Just jejely enter the other side of the car, no way will I allow u drive this car. U are drunk!
He got angry he said him drunk? Am not drunk! I just walked to the driver seat, enter and start ignition. And I asked are u coming or I shud go? He entered and he was grumbling drunkingly. I said Oya show me way, to the express. Let's leave this place.

My people, that's how we were going round in circles o. He directed me to two close in that area, instead of a street that should lead us to ojuelegba. I was angry, dissapointed and I was like for God sake, where are we going? Last last we sha, found a way to ojueelegba and he was still grumbling that he's not drunk.
I just shook my head. I said myself, don't worry if u want to die of accident, no be me and u. Lemme just drop u at home , then get back to my house. I can't shout, am tired already.


Some Men don't value their life. Just drive recklessly.

Anyways RIP.

They have already made at least N20 billion in two days from this motive

Is that all ?

Asoebi boys

The Asoebi boys lost, on top you lost your valuable, sorry o!!!!

I am giving N10K each to ten persons for today's game.

#Win

I am giving N10K each to ten persons for today's game

#Win

I am giving N10K each to ten persons for today's game

#Win

I am giving N10K each to ten persons for today's game

#Win