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question : what do u want from me ??

answer : what do you think ? *wink*.....

mind u, this is spanish inquisition mode, so u neva answer directly.....just kip answering with ques of your own till your trial ends....


learnt from my benin sisters

the situation depends on the character of the wife.....

if she is the loud, outgoing type, buy a VERY expensive gift, the kind you save for rainy days, 'cause, face it, this is a rainy day!! then when you come home, you walk in, calm and collected, ready to take whatever insults she dishes out, of which there would be many. you face the tears and cries of "you betrayed our love" like a man; stolid, calm and remorseful. then you beg her, dry her tears, carry her inside, give her d best sexx of her life and NEVER DO THAT SHII AGAIN (who r we kidding?? of course you will do it again).

if she is the quiet, reserved type, write your will first, coz niqqa u dead !!!!! still waters run deep, bro..she's prolly deciding whether to use rat poison on your food or just castrate you while you sleep. especially when you come and she doesnt say anything, as if nothing ever happen. then you know that shii just got real.....

if she's a christian, dont bother coming home, man. go look for your pastor, and pray she doesnt send the angels to kill you before you find him.....

if she's a muslim, well, i dont know jack bout muslims so cant say much...........

that about covers it all.....

quite sensible...

i guess its dudes who have no sisters that get scared of gals

this is irritating as fvck....

the shii people do to survive!!!!!

the average man just wants to make ends meet..

these ones decide a luxurious free life isnt worth living

whats to blame?? the biology, the cognitive process or the culture ??


i wish he had given out all his cash before leaving, tho

n i pity his children

the hype of this "october 1" sef

i must go find it

naijaboiy:
Every point listed by the Op Is definitely true. And it applies to both male and female.

But the greatest immaturity to me is when you open a thread just to directly/indirectly bash somebody.

Most of the people who have appraised the Op (if not everybody),,are guilty of one or more of these points.

So with that it means that everybody in the romance section is "immature" and this thread reeks of the greatest hypocrisy of the highest order.

I mean no offence to anyone,,but if you think you are so holy and do not fall among the op's points you can counter me and i'll show you where you failed.

lol......oya i've come to take you up on your challenge.......

i'm d holiest man in the world.
show me o, oga !!!!

missclassy:
I have been downloading from naruchigo.com
I didn't see the movie "the last naruto"

How did you get yours?

check kissanime.com

i actually went to the cinema to go watch it....

missclassy:
I asked how I could get it and all you said was "lol"
What's that

haba...sister, fear God na.....

we both know you know how to get it na
how else have you been getting all d normal naruto mangas and animes ??

missclassy:
How can I get it

lol

missclassy:
I don't watch the movies

I only read manga and watch the series

aii.......

u might wanna look for this one tho, if you really love naruto more than the average fan.
it shows what happened between the time naruto beat sasuke, and the time he became hokage

menix:
@OP...
Very sure u masturbated frm childhood, d truth is that u ve used up ur quota of sperm.

hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahaha

missclassy:
What do you mean by last movie?

the one that came out this february.....

naruto and hinata's epic love story..

brownlord:
They all have something in common, they are doing to work of Gos and their ministry is in same region Middle East.

cynical but true

missclassy:
This emusmith is always posting these kind of topics and always making front page with them

u seen "naruto, the last movie"??

Chubhie:
Class of 2019 means admission is being offered 2015. Methinks the guy was pulling the school legs and the school indulged him by coming down to his level to pass the message yet being careful not to hurt his ego. Now, this top notch professionalism. This is the kind of community I wish for my kids to grown and learn.

your head dey there jare....

they did say that his grades were top notch, so probably he has been admitted to another school and just wanted to fool around.

cool kid!!!!

5minsmadness:
So her son's best friend knacked her while she was drunk, so what? Is it ha fault?
Ideally she should get him arrested for rape but i guess she's too embarrassed.

Send him away. If femi ever squeals DENY EVERYTHING. There's no proof after all.

king solomon has spoken


d part i dont get is d "being faithful to d dead husband" thing......
like, seriously, he's DEAD

if he's in heaven, he's prolly got his throat hoarse shouting halleluyah all day long...no time to wonder bout anyfin else


if he's in hell, then he sure as fvck aint gonna care....what with d B.D.$.M tin he's got going on wif dem demons.....


if she needs some sexual release, she should get it o, abeg.........discreetly tho

farano:
Where are the vaseline grabbers?

nah.....Asa doesnt inspire that kind of lust/feelings..

hers is more........grandmatronish..

who knew nairalanders could be this mature.....

or am i not in romance section any longer

kanye yeezus...

he aint the illest niqqa alive for nawtin na !!!!

this cracked me up so bad.....



op, carry go jare.....nor mind them

op here

the girl sef gan....

marraige ke??


even if d dude really liked her, that word will scare him off fo sure

say what??

but this is positive punishment na........

nfin special here......



moving on

no offence op, but how old are you??

if u dont know the veracity or otherwise of this, then u must be very young indeed