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Dandeson1:
. what's this one saying... mumu

you dont wanna tempt me, son..
i'd school ur a$s.

sniper77:
Bros no be story telling o.its a real life experience.it happened in 2002.Thanks for the recommendation of the lecturer part.I am a practicing engineer and will quit someday to concentrate on farming.

by storytelling, i meant ur manner of presentation and general way of presenting urself......

an eloquent engineer ?? that's almost an oxymoron (in my experience)

depends on location.....

western world nor try am. na technical rape be dat..
in nigeria, i probably wldnt......i've never tried it b4, but wldnt it be akin to sleeping wif a corpse??

dead drunk, smelling of alcohol, dry pvssy........i dont think i'll derive any enjoyment in it

Bifwoli:
I always tell my black American "friends" that Jesus must have been a black man.All the evidence points to this too.

1) He didn't have a job.
2) Was not able to keep a wife/family.
3) He never had a house (kind of depended on public housing)
4) He called everybody a brother /sister.

this is fvcked up
funny as hell, but also very fvcked up

sniper77:
Naija babes using mathematical models to deceive guys.It has never happened to me but a friend got more than what he bargained for once.
My guy no dey let me rest cos of the babe matter.He met her on a dating website and dia matter come pure so tey na plans on how to see each other remain.The truth is they never uploaded their pictures on the dating website and never exchanged pictures via mail.This was based on mutual agreement between both parties on an assumption that they were a match and destined for each other.I try advise my friend make in brain cells work and ask for the babe address make I go confirm wetin her set up look like.The matter tire me as my friend say im don love up and nothing can separate him from the babe.My good friend fixed a date and I tagged along as a loyal friend to meet his wife to be.The truth is we travelled from our state of residence to another state to see the babe.The reception we got was wonderful.I was my friend's GPS on this trip because I grew up in the state where the babe resides and we were received by huge dogs that got calmed by the younger sister of my guy's babe.I was impressed when I saw the sister of our bride to be cos she got all the physical attributes a man needed in a woman in terms of height,body shape wey be like coke bottle, the Manchester well positioned and her bakassi peninsula above ground level.We got entertained and waited for our bride.The moment she came out from her room the chilled coke flowing into my system changed to a hot burning liquid.I gently placed the bottle on the table and started pleading the blood of Jesus within me.She smiled and walked towards me for a hug calling my friend's name and I quickly directed her to my friend the knight in shining armour.My guy was forced to hug her and smile with so much effort.I had to control myself from rolling on the floor and laughing like a crazy fellow.The bride to be had similarities with owo otori and toromagbe in the epic Yoruba film "ARELU".The babe was so happy to see my friend and was in the mood to chat for the whole day while my friend responded like a zombie.I had to act fast after an hour as I asked to be excused that we have to see a relative and we will be back soon.She hugged my friend endlessly as if her husband was travelling to the UK for years.While we waited for a bike I could see the pains on my guy's face and I decided to leave with the first bike to give him time to say a proper goodbye.Alas my friend jumped on the same bike and told the bike rider to please ride as fast as possible as his sole mission was to escape.I still taunt him so much about the episode of him falling in love with an egbere.

splendid storytelling
my imaginative juices flowed ever so smoothly while reading this
my my, you will make a fine lecturer one day

hpk:
something they won't understand. it's a soothing feel shallow minds can't comprehend. **nw playing - Pretty**

hehe....i dey feel you jare.

which other artiste do you recommend??

lygn19:
na ppl like una gal dae use shine... u go form gentle man, tomorrow she wud say dat guy na one of my Maga dat year...

i nor go brag.......na waste of time be dat..if him ask am out b4 asking for d money, him rep go sink.
beta to get money 1st before taking the plunge

oga mi, nothing do you.....carry go.

the guilt will come tho.
most notably when she does something very nice and unexpected for you, ur conscience wldnt be able to take it, and u'd spill d beans.

so dont worry..the guilt is coming..

i think its a compliment.
usually if ur really cute, u'd get that a lot.....
means nfin, really

sholay2011:
There's no need for this, 1diot.

two adages come to mind
-silence is the best answer for a .........
-never argue with a fool, lest he drags you down to his level

#peace

candygosh:
Your topic says you have made ur decision. Your post says you r confused

a succint and direct synopsis....

macquis:
wow, i used to think i was musically perfect before now. Never knew i was still deficient. Thanks a lot bro, wud check him out.

no p, bro

i used to think i knew music too, till i met some real bros.
they whooped my ass.

just make sure u listen to him when ur tired, Hot, blunting, moody or if u naturally have a calm personality.
if ur full of non-sexual energy, or taking alcohol, u might not like him.

mirexxx:
why?

u stole ftc from me
i really feel like asafa powel right now (n ur usain bolt in this analogy).

lygn19:
or ask her out, if she says no... then chill for a while and say; Babe hw far my money now I need am....

hehehe.....dat advice get k-leg o
the gal fit think say na because she nor gree date am na y him wan collect d money back
she fit spoil him reputation like dat...

Enegod:
option 2(very graphic): Slide two fingers inside and curve your fingers around the inside of her clit and that's the g spōt...and then you push on her pubic bone while touching or pushing her sac and g spōt and jiggle or gently motion her vagina until she has a full body orgasm and squirts

why u dey tell am na??
you for leave am jare

osamaBUSH:
@boki......................... cum carry dis guy brain do suya because hin no dey use am

buhahahaha......
he and sponge bob dey share brain cells

iceberylin:
Bro,your confused....


#BELIEVE

super confused.....even the way he was typing made it obvious.

dude, date her. if it doesnt work out, at least there wldnt be any"what if i had dated her" regrets

oga, d matter nor get part 2.....

ask her for it....chill for a while, then ask her out

what exactly are you confused about??

u either wanna deflower her, or you dont..

c'est fiini.




@mirexx why na??

macquis:
Abel ?? Never heard of such an artiste before.... I thought X.O was originally sung by beyonce..... Or is there another X.O i dnt know bout?

abel tesfaye = the weeknd

if ur into alternate R n B, you'd know him
he sang most of the hottest songs played in "50 shades of grey"

X.O is the name of one his albums, in 2012
beyonce's xo was in 2014, and it was a single.


capishe??

guy, nor mind them......

fvck am joor, nfin go happen.

i mean, the worst that would happen is that she might use ur destiny spiritually...
or ur uncle finds out and u get a generational curse..

still, who cares abt such stuff??
the sex is paramount..
do it
do it
do it
do it

#DevilOnYourShoulder

high blood pressure, man!!!!

hpk:
the weeknd to clear my mind anyday. X.O

an abel fan in here??

chop knuckle ma broda

X.O till we O.D

oh lord have mercy!!

say no to vaseline

the ones that travel out to marry ugly women coz of papers nko??

at least u can divorce the village girl later, or marry a second wife.

oga, forgerrit joor.

refreshrate:
You haven't seen the one about the ring around the moon or how the weather became very cool since then?

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”. Albert Einstein

bros e tire me o

vizkiz:
no wonder why you like making her cry always...I guess you enjoy having the "attention"

lol....that was a sick pun..

alternative R n B.

after a long a$$ day, come home, play any "the weeknd", "JMSN", "khordelia or "party next door" songs....

blow some blunt to it and watch your stress wash away.

and did i mention how amazing $ex is while listening to this genre??

try it, peeps...

AmNotDrunk:
well i tot i was the only one to have done no7 lol

you are not alone, bro...

we all have crossed that bridge..

hehe

dude miscalculated.....wonder how he would be able to stand after that.

this is bleeped up on so many levels......