₦airaland Forum

if she refuses, thekinda curse she would carry home from all dem old ladies, and jealous gals ehn.....

reminds me of the story of the chinese guy who proposed to his gf using 99 iphones (shaped to form love)..chick said NO!!!!

Lala247:
Lol nothing hun .. Just observing

same here o

i thought i was the only one.....

INDOMIE AND EGG!!!!

buhahahahahaha

[quote author=iceberylin post=32308129]You Cum and she didn't



We all know who lost [/quot

Lala247:
*sips tea*

Looks at thread INDOMINE N EGG

this made me LOL so hard

what else can we say??

girl : ur so cute

you : *with a wink* i know

i think i'm ok with my 7 inches......
any more, and i might as well be a horse.

naija na wa o..

first it was about the no of votes equaling 28
then it was about paralleling buhari with abraham lincoln
now its number 4 and its "spiritual significance"

na wa o

missclasssy:
Hmmm let's see,
Can you make her feel enormous pain as you have sex with her?

Can you gives her multiple slaps and punches on all parts of her face and body as she screams in pain, her skin turning sore but yet obtaining the highest form of pleasure from it?

Can you pull her hair with great amount of force as if pulling it from the scalp as she yells and screams in agony, your teeth obeying her strange orders as they bite deep into her _nipples even causing them to bleed?

Can you hold a tight grip on her neck as she struggles for breath yet obtaining immense gratification?
Can you stand having her go through such amount of pain and suffering inflicted on her by no one but yourself?

Would you be able to do some of the thing she tells you to ?


There are some things you don't wish for, young man......

asphyxiation works well for sexual deviants, only one has to be careful....
slapping, biting, hitting work too...

she prolly isnt very sensitive down there....
o.p should just be weary of video cameras.
make sure any liason is at ur place, or somewhere u can control.......
there's really no big deal to it..
besides, one needs experiences like this too....

you dey find guys too..

i bow for you o..

the day no 1 happened to me wasnt funny at all

Orijin101:
I need not to waste my saccharine comment on that pix coz even a person who has never visited an immigration office will know that an immigration officer will never be so _stupid to capture 2 faces in an international passport. . .


Itz all photoshopping. . .

oga boss, nor spoil am for pipl na!!!!!
make we enjoy d joke small. abeg i fit see small Origin take enjoy this election??
curfew dey hol for here

boooooooo!!!!!!! shush niqqa shush

ivyT:
Mehn ,dat is/ would b so painful
#ForBetterForWorse

i am only echoing the bible o
unless she sets him up with anoda gal, and "catches" them red-handed, na for better for worse o!!!!

OgidiOlu3:
No bro, I just have friends there. Why did you ask?

coz of ur moniker......there was one ogidi-olu in OAU then...

very great man. he n his crew of awoites can make you laugh ur heart out (figuratively, of course).

OgidiOlu3:
Your ex was a Nigerian too? Girl, I think you're definitely gonna marry a Nigerian. It has been written

boss, abeg, nor vex o.....did you ever attend OAU/?

carry your cross, madam!!!!

for better for worse o

sweetest quote was the "destiny don enter voicemail" one.....

@op, carry on jare........self-service it all out. u could even make money off it.
the ones complimenting rokiatu can then add "destiny-restructurer" and "business investor" to the list of her virtues..

this made me laugh....

Blackett:
[color=#150000]alien looking moron_ [/color]

common, man.....thats obviously not her.

if you look closely, u wld see that the first and second pics are different

first looks like uncle ruckus.
second looks like a contestant for the character of smeagol.

i honestly thought the homophobes in nigeria are the older generation. i never knew even our generation has this many set of homophobes.........

wow......

pure mental mas.turbation
stop d1ck-riding the beard!!!

tosyne2much:
I don't want to derail my own thread

End of quote

bruh!!!! u shouldnt have minded her at all in the first place.

the easiest path to gaining popularity here is by insulting others; those with low esteem who do not know that superiority complex is but a form of inferiority complex are the ones who do. the ones who egg them on are usually insecure people who think the aforementioned are superheroes to be worshipped!!!!

rise above it, bruh..
next time, dont even bother replying from the outset

same goes for rokiatu.......nor bother reply am

lets see who wins..........................only then will i comment

missclasssy:
My age is simple, just subtract mozart's death year from hitler's birth year
Subtract the age leanardo davinci was when he finished drawing the mona lisa from the answer you get.

Then subtract the number of letters in the full name of the man that killed abraham lincoln from the answer you get

Finally subtract the number of months remaining in this year excluding the month of july from your answer

If you did the subtractions correctly, then you must arrive at my real age.

Please this is not a hoax........

please tell me u arent a lecturer, coz i really cant imagine the fate of ur students.....

Houseofglam7:
I think say na only me no see anything dia o

....had to squint real hard to see it..

Teempakguy:
I only got one thing from all this.

I'm annoyed because the guy is finer than moi.

Yea o, girls can do that now. I've seen it.

if ur d dude on the left of ur d.p, hten he isnt finer than you (depending on ur age range tho)...

#NoHomo

echobee:
Hmmmmmmm!

u just had to go and disobey the only rule meant for ladies there.....

D1ck:
I don't know why I find this tale hard to believe.....

op higher than the empire state.....

dude smoke too much weed......

not to badmouth, but this is kinda an eyesore.....

paragraph, punctuate, proof-read...

thank you

a six-pack on a slim dude is like ti.ts on a fat lady

and she wasnt arrested ??

besides that, all her reasons are hogwash....it IS for the shock value.

men don suffer o!!!

imagine walking with ur girlfrnd and u pass dat chic.
you dare not look, coz if u do, mehn ur OYO

kilokeys:
no. 3 would land the Op in prison

in sane societies, not yours truly's country of birth