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RomanceRe: Gay Rights Or Abuse? In Naija. by sarmiie(m): 6:18am On Apr 10, 2015
i dont know o....

gays usually know themselves. its not a science, but there's this sort of vibe they give off..

if gays keep hitting you, there might be a vibe ur giving off that shows that ur open to that sorta thing..

#justsaying
RomanceRe: Guys, Do Not Try This At Home.......must Read by sarmiie(m): 6:15am On Apr 10, 2015
chai
RomanceRe: Opinion: Among This Four Creatures, Which Of Them Is More Dangerous by sarmiie(m): 6:14am On Apr 10, 2015
u just had to put woman there sha!!!!!!
RomanceRe: All Girls Are The Same by sarmiie(m): 6:11am On Apr 10, 2015
not all girls r d same o..

go follow transexuals, and bisexuals..

oh Lord have mercy!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Professor Mistakenly Sends Porn To Student by sarmiie(m): 6:09am On Apr 10, 2015
Hackakeem:
As a result of having a vag’ inal org’ asm does extra than simply put a bit pep in your step. It truly causes you to stroll in another way, with an extended stride and a better pel vic rotation.

In a European examine, skilled se xo logists (good job title) have been in a position to select, with an eighty one % accuracy, which girls had an org asm simply by watching them stroll.

However that’s not the one means somebody can inform if a girl has had s e’x. Listed here are a number of others:

The Glow: There’s a scientific motive for us getting the flushed within the cheeks take care of s e’x — extra blood movement — however what about that aura of calm that appears to drift round us after the actual fact? It occurs. Lately, my husband and I went on a submit-co’ital grocery retailer journey and ran in to some pals. The spouse remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with just a little wink and a nod.

The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: That is often known as the Smir ‘king Smile and for those who see a girl wanting sideways with this look on her face, you’ll know, yep, she simply bought laid. She has a secret that’s making her undergo her day with a way of achievement. As a result of, severely, no person is that pleased except they only had s e’x with a cheerful ending.

The Moist Spot: I do know that is gross however getting sem’inal moi’sture leaking by means of to your pa nts will be an unlucky byproduct of getting s e’x, at the very least should you don’t use a con dom or your accomplice doesn’t pull out. And it’s not one of many good methods you’d need somebody to have the ability to inform that you just not too long ago had s e’x. Carrying a pad submit-inter’course can assist stop this — simply sayin’.

The Unfla ‘ppably Buoyant Temper: A publish-intercourse rise in endo’rphins may give you a recent perspective on the annoy’ances of every single day life: Go forward, honk at me as a result of I’m going too sluggish. Minimize in entrance of me within the test-out line on the retailer. And let my children scream at one another whereas they argue over who will get to take a seat within the entrance seat on the way in which to high school. I. Don’t. Care. Due to somewhat early morning dawn shock, nothing goes to place me in a nasty temper.
na u o.....
original $exologist
RomanceRe: No Guts No Glory Part II (guys Show Off) by sarmiie(m): 6:04am On Apr 10, 2015
loading.....
RomanceRe: Guys, What Are You Gonna Do To This Girl If She Is Your Fiancee by sarmiie(m): 6:04pm On Apr 09, 2015
that is so messed up..

dude will be expecting a pleasant surprise......

he will get a surprise......but it wouldnt be pleasant
RomanceRe: Nigerian Females, Can You Do Serious Relationship With An Unemotional Guy? by sarmiie(m): 5:07pm On Apr 08, 2015
tommychow:
Hmmm, good point. Maybe I should let her know beforehand I'm not the romantic type. At least she'll know what to expect. Thanks mehn.
no shii, bro...
god bless
RomanceRe: She Just Fixed A Sex Time Table by sarmiie(m): 4:14am On Apr 08, 2015
Ucheosefoh:
If na me two months I no go touch am (side chick things) na she go ask if I am cheating on her
ur head dey there joor.....
i was wondering when someone would see things from my angle..
RomanceRe: No Guts No Glory Part II (guys Show Off) by sarmiie(m): 4:07am On Apr 08, 2015
gimme a minute
RomanceRe: Nigerian Females, Can You Do Serious Relationship With An Unemotional Guy? by sarmiie(m): 4:02am On Apr 08, 2015
there's no one who's unemotional

u just gotta stay long enough
RomanceRe: What is The Weirdest Place You've Done "IT" by sarmiie(m): 5:37pm On Apr 07, 2015
in an airplane......

i swear, that shii aint as adventorous as everyone thinks..

oh well, at least, i've crossed that off my list of things to do before i die.

#operation make love to a latino virgin loading
PoliticsRe: Seun Kuti Speaks On Oba Of Lagos Saga by sarmiie(m): 5:34pm On Apr 07, 2015
wakacome:
[b]The oba of lagos is a disgrace to "humanity"the man does not deserve to be called an oba,he is a disgrace to the royal kingdom..

but just thinking out loud What if the oba is indirectly working hard to gain sympathy votes for agbaje without the igbo people knowing??jimi agbaje is a cousin to the oba,when I watched the video I was surprised that some igbo people were with him and even clapping,did you see that the igbo people on that video where even laughing and smiling when the oba made that statement??this issue is more than the eyes can see,I smell foul play,I hope our igbo brothers will not get too emotional and fall for their tricks....the same oba that endorsed jonathan but later people found out that he was actually supporting buhari backdoor,trust the oba at your own peril.....decisions made on very emotional spirit don't end well so please all of us should vote based on our conscience,we should not vote for a candidate based on the fact that we want to challenge the oba,we should vote according to our conscience,trust me it will hurt you when you vote for a particular candidate because of the oba's statement and some years after you discovered that this same candidate and the oba planned everything,they used it as a tool to trick the igbos and make them vote for the candidate,by then you will say to yourself "they deceived us"...ok ooo...


that's another way to look it........
politics na like iceberg.
shii goes on under the surface that a lot of people never know about.
still, it is a very dangerous and risky thing to do

"Some words are foolish but the intelligent people deeply understand it"-nelson mandela.[/b]
CelebritiesRe: Photos : Yul Edochie Exposes Homosexual Chasing Him For S*x by sarmiie(m): 5:31pm On Apr 07, 2015
most of the gays I've seen are usually good-looking..

no offence, but for the life of me, i just dont vibe with this story..
RomanceRe: Am Ugly &I Know It, PICS PROOF. Post Your Pics If Your Ugly, N Proud Of It by sarmiie(m): 5:29pm On Apr 07, 2015
Goddam

she's got DSL tho
EducationRe: As A Student Have You Ever Done This To Your Toothpaste(picture) by sarmiie(m): 5:28pm On Apr 07, 2015
yezzir I did it!!!!

enof times sef for awo hall
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Break Up Before May 29th 2015-CNN by sarmiie(m): 6:07am On Apr 07, 2015
gmaribel:
Someone makes a statement without any fact to back it up and you swallow it hook line and sinker. And start spewing hate. Did you click the link and read the story?

Some people can believe anything.
nor mind them...

the thing is, it's very easy to be sentimental and let emotions guide us
RomanceRe: Girls Do U Enjoy Robbing Ur Boobs On A Guys Shoulder In A Bus?my Experience by sarmiie(m): 6:02am On Apr 07, 2015
chukingchuks:
then I will cum-in tru the back door lol
so long as you dont expect her to toss your salad, no problem!!!
PhonesRe: A Gay Song In Every Iphone As A Gift From Apple by sarmiie(m): 11:07pm On Apr 06, 2015
tochunna:
Who's this biiiitch?
I have a bloody iPad, and I listen to iTunes radio daily. The songs of innocence album came in utomatically to my device because application gave it out for free due to a deal they struck with U2. U2 was criticised for their album cover by fans but the group insisted that the figures on it AR the band leader and his son. An artistic purvey of innocence.
So don't get shiiit mixed up. (I hate the album cos ion like u2) but that don't mean u should make a dumb asss headline like this and talk crop about a gay conspiracy in Apple cos u can't afford an apple sticker.
BTW, for the record, I'm straight.
I love my girls bbw.
nor mind am
yeye dey smell
RomanceRe: Girls Do U Enjoy Robbing Ur Boobs On A Guys Shoulder In A Bus?my Experience by sarmiie(m): 10:54pm On Apr 06, 2015
[quote author=chukingchuks post=32409404]am cum-in[/quo

u cant cum-in without a cd
PoliticsRe: Oba Akiolu Of Lagos Might Have Dashed The Hope Of Akinwunmi Ambode As Governor by sarmiie(m): 9:18pm On Apr 06, 2015
Tattooboy:
Just like FFK did 4 GEJ.
exactly!!!!and at the worst time possible....

one is forced to wonder if he was blunting before coming out to talk
PoliticsRe: VIDEO-AUDIO: Oba Of Lagos Rilwan Akiolu, Speaks To The Igbos. Very Shocking!! by sarmiie(m): 9:15pm On Apr 06, 2015
i have seen the video..

it is fvcked up on so many levels
TV/MoviesRe: 10 Real Celebrity Feuds In Hollywood by sarmiie(m): 9:00pm On Apr 06, 2015
everyone complains bout megan fox......
RomanceRe: Sex Dilema by sarmiie(m): 8:57pm On Apr 06, 2015
Lala247:
Hmmm u just need to tell her what u like or what gets u going .. Vice versa

Cuz the grass might not be greener on the other side.. But u can try porn mayb if you watch it together it might help ..
Its cause you guys are shy .. Cuz its both your first time n neither of you know what your doing really. smiley
if both the dude n d gal are "pure" virgins, then they prolly wont know what to do to bring d gal to org.asm...

besides, if what i recently a pastor say is true, anything other than missionary is a sin.....and the chances of or.gasming thru missionary is the same as finding water on the moon..
RomanceRe: 75 Things You Should Do For Your Girlfriend by sarmiie(m): 8:52pm On Apr 06, 2015
u sha want make guy turn slave finish ba??

75 things......haba!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: 14 Evidences For The Resurrection Of Jesus Christ by sarmiie(m): 7:41pm On Apr 05, 2015
Bifwoli:
LoL, black men need Jesus as a reminder to pull up their socks of life.
it's easier to give up than to keep going, bro..

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