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chic2pimp:
Lyon have just gone ahead.

Bastos scored.

Lyon 2 Bordeaux 1

Go to Lyon's thread, abeg.

akinalabi:
And we're getting too sloppy. . . Like the way we were in the first half at the San Siro

If they score us. . . . we will turn it up.

We need to move the ball around quickly. . . . Carrick and Park have been sloppy in possession.
They should be spraying those balls wide right. . . . .Bayern's LB is a weak link.
Nani  has sodomised him enough in this half. . . we should exploit their weak points.

We can't get Park into the game. . . . .

Bloody hell. . . . . .Nani shoulda scored that.
Tough luck!!!

This pitch is rubbish, abeg.
Can we play at the Emirates every night?

debosky:
What a wasted chance by Nani.

The ball got under his foot. . . . .U know what Nani is capable of in that position.
He created the goal we scored. . . .TBF, he's done his quota tonight.

That guy is a waste pipe of epic proportions.

Better than any Arsenal winger.

Three goals before asking how market? Rooney and Park should hurry up.  

Nani or Park will get the second.

NANI hits the POSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

What a chance!!!!

SCHOLESY don kill person.

debosky:
Are we allowed to ask how market so early in a game?

Goal too early, abeg.
Don't ask now until we get AT LEAST 3 away goals.

United are starting to be complacent.

Krayola:
Damn!! That was messed up!!


Game just start. There's still plenty of time.  

Nani is a BEAST. . . . . .He won the freekick, placed the ball where Bayern couldn't defend it.
Come on RED DEVILS!!!!

ROONEY SCORES


GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


ROONEY

ROONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

y me:
@sharon stone(sauron)
you don reappear abi
so this is the next life you were talking about

Leave me alone jor.
You are a ghost. . . . .U only appear on Tuesdays.
How are your other ghost friends in Atan cemetary?

debosky:
Fantastic program - Ibime was the chief militant in the boat that did the kidnapping in the first place.

Ibime go vex o.

They got some slight things wrong though - how can any one named Justice Amuka from Rivers State be celebrating his birthday wearing a Yoruba outfit? Highly unlikely.

Maybe he's got a Yoruba wife.

That aside, it was an excellent program so far - the only 'excessive' bit was when they showed the rickety cabs at the airport - those cars looked like the ones you'd see in Cuba.

Won't be watching tonight though, footie is on so I'll have to catch it on iplayer tomorrow.

I am having it recorded while we demolish the Nazis.

dayokanu:
Robben not even on the bench.

Wow. OK With Schweinsteiger also out, Lets pick a draw here and lets go for the second leg.

Die Roten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A draw?
United have won their last SIX UCL games. . . . .they haven't lost a UCL game away from home since 2007.
This is surely a stroll in the park for us.
Even Bayern fans have given up on this tie.

debosky:
Fergie is making a big mistake not starting Valencia. . . .Nani will return to his erratic best tonight and will have a stinker.

Like he did against Clichy @ the Emirates?
Nani on the right will bludgeon Bayern Munich everyday of the week.

Neville is playing?  

Neville marked Ronaldinho outta the game.
How is Ribery or Altintrop any different?
Fergie is playing with fire in this game.

Oddly enough, whichever team loses will still give me a very good reason to gloat.  

It's still the 1st leg. . . . .Each time you have gloated about United's first leg result, it has come back to bite you like a great white shark on your skinny arse.
Don't give us something to quote on Tomfoolery MK II coming up in the next 4 weeks.

dayokanu:
Roque Santa cruz a 5 goal per season striker hit 19 in his first season in the EPL

That's 10% of the story.
That same season, Santa Cruz was outscored by Ronaldo(midfielder), Torres and a mediocre Adebayor,
If Santa Cruz was dope. . . .He should be winning the EPL golden boot in his debut season.
Matter of fact, Ronaldo scored 12 league goals more than Santa Cruz.

tkb417:
who are those paralympians im seeing above?
are those the caricatures that wanna play us?

den never holla

Nani, Park and Rooney are good enough to destroy that Bayern Munich defence.
Nani will sodomise any player put in front of him.
It's a strong United side. . . . Bayern are playing 4-4-2 with 2 central midfielders. Our triumvirate should take control of that midfield.
Ma only itch is Gary Neville starting ahead of Rafael.

Kgdavid:
english defenders are soft? you cannot have ever watched the english league! that is one league where beasts are given shirts with numbers and sent out on a pitch! fernando torres even made the complaint that english defenders are too physical so wats that about? wat is soft about terry, ferdinand, cole, brown, upson,lescott, jagielka, cahill, carragher and the others? the list goes on! these guys are all hard to the core! but forget about brittish defenders and lets look at the foreign nationals in the premier league, vidic, carvalho, agger, gallas, bassong, vermaelen and many others, these are all top defenders playing in the english league. in fact pique left the united bench to go and become a star in barca immediately! y? cuz the other defenders in that league are piss poor

Pique was an ordinary apprentice in Man Utd. . . . .He left for Barca and he became a world class player in La Liga.
On that evidence alone, Titus Bramble will be a star in La Liga.

candylips:
Did anyone in the uk catch Blood and Oil on BBC 2 .  i missed the first 30 mins

Saw it last night.
A Nairalander(Ibime) featured in it.

follypimpi:

Thanks bro,i got the concluding part of our GIST today.

Letz meet at the Tabernacle.

tkb417:
Can Messi leave La Liga? to where?
bundesliga or serie A?

what kinda question are u asking? he shd leave one of the best clubs to go where?

U dey mind them?
Rooney should leave the best league in Europe and join journeymen like Messi & Ronaldo who left their hometown at a tender age to seek greener pastures elsewhere?
Rooney was born in a country of green pastures. He will not leave Canaan(land of milk & honey) for Rwanda(land of sweats and blood).

dayokanu:
When Torres who was a mediocre player in La Liga became an instant hit in the soft EPL

Did he win the golden boot in the EPL in his debut season? Has Torres ever won the EPL golden boot since he arrived?
In the last 5 seasons in La Liga, EPL rejects have won 3 Pichichi awards.

follypimpi:
Each time i remember us playing Barca my tummy turns.

Don't fret. . . . .
At the end of the day, it's 11 against 11.
Arsenal are playing at HOME. . . .Huge advantage!!!

Krayola:
It is true. English defenders are soft. They don't want to lost their only hope of making the quarter finals of the world cup. He should come and try that nonsense in Espana. 

U said the same about Cristiano Ronaldo before he joined La Liga and guess what? He's scored 24 goals in 26 appearances.
Then we have Premiership rejects like Ruud and Diego Forlan winning the Pichichi in La Liga easily.
Reserve players like Guiseppe Rossi became instant cult heroes in Spain. . . .

If Rooney moves to La Liga, he will be scoring 40 goals per season EASILY.

eldee:
Hehehe . . . it was nice.
Sophie is not as hott as she was in Hotel Rwanda.

She's not Sophie but the resemblance is audacious.
Her name is Naomi Harris.
Hot bird though.

That's not Ibime jare

The press dude is Ibime.
Didn't you see the shape of his nose?

eldee:
How good is Damages??

Damages is for mature minds. . . .

So what do you think about BLOOD AND OIL?
Do you like the MEND boys? I think i saw Ibime in the series.

dayokanu:
In 2 weeks time all would be decided.

Fortunately football games are not won on the pages of NL.

2 weeks time?
The return leg is next week. . . .stop hallucinating.
By Wednesday next week, Bayern's journey in Europe would be over and Louis Van Gaal would be sacked so Onigbinde can take over.

dayokanu:
How lame.
The 37 appearance berbatov has for Manure this season is for which club? Fulham or Yeovil Town?
Robben dis not start most of the games, Gomes played as a sub in most of those games yet they have outscored SLEEPWALKING Berbasulk

Only league goals count when determining players from different leagues.
This is why the European golden shoe award is based on goals scored on the LEAGUE only.
Based on that, Berbatov's 12 goals in the league is >>>>>>>>>>>> any player in Bayern Munich.

Did Berbatov play International games for Manure?

He is slow for Man Utd and slow for Bulgaria and yet his goal record white-washes your German strikers.

AT The last time, Goals from BL carry as much weight as goals from EPL, Spain or Italy.

Theoretically, Goals scored on the EPL is not the same weight as the Bundesliga.
We produce 4 teams in Europe, y'all produce 3.
Levels pass levels

Roque Santa Cruz.

Highest goal scored in a BL season = 5
Highest goal scored in an EPL season = 19

Therefore 4 EPL goals = 1 BL goal

Roque Santa Cruz played with better players under a better manager in the EPL.
Of course, his ratio in the EPL improved unlike the idiots managing him in Germany.

FACT is Berbasulk is a walking corpse, He is the laziest player in the World

And yet he has outscored Klose in international games.
Klose needs 15 international games(90 X15 = 1350 minutes) to match Berbatov's ratio.
Shame on all GERMANS.

tkb417:
hehehehehe
no club in the world can play us at OT
Bayern of all clubs? ask AS Roma and AC Milan
ure dead

Don't mind DK. . . . .
These fools forget United have not lost an European game on AWAY ground since April 2007.

dayokanu:
Bayern beat Manure at OLd trafford.

Go check your stats.

We beat Manure Home and away

Dayokanu, the current squad cannot take credits for what happened before the Twin Towers dropped in 2001.
Unless you expect the same players that beat United in 2001 to play the United squad in 2001, your last statement is a tad moronic.
This is a different United side facing a weaker Bayern Munich side. . . . .

dayokanu:
We are not one to Brag before the game. We do our talking on the field.
Play for a conservative 1-0 at Allianz since we would be missing Schweinsteiger and Robben and Gomez, Demichelis are doubtful.

Excuses don come. . . . .We would be missing relics and that was why we lost.
By the same token, United will be missing Hargreaves, Owen, Anderson, O'Shea and Wes Brown.
Notice most of the names i listed above have all taken part in a Champions League final.

But at Old Trashford we would Unleash the fury of Olic. ROBBen and ribERY plus Schweini in the middle.
It sure looks nice to stick it in front of your fans at OT

You will be beaten 3-0 @ Allianz Arena and 4-0 at OT.
Rooney needs your erratic defence to claim UCL golden boot.

Count the number of passes United made here before scoring against a formidable AC Milan side.
Think about what these RED DEVILS would do to your useless defence.

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dayokanu:
Berbatov 12 goals 35 games 0.34goals/game
Mario Gomez- 14 goals 37 games 0.37goals/game
Arjen Robben 13 goals 26 games 0.5goals/game

Na league goals we dey compare Dayo. . . . not Season goals.
Berbatov has not started 90% of the games out of the EPL so slow your roll.
U were quick to dig out all the games played this season. . . . .why not add international goals with it and see who is who?

Even 20yr old Thomas Muller in his rookie season has 13 goals already.

10 Bundesliga goals = 1 EPL goal.
Your league is a grade B league until UEFA replaces Serie A with Bundesliga.
Surely, you don't expect anyone to equate goals scored in Bundesliga with EPL.
U can as well say Globacom league = EPL.

All 3 Bayern players are in their first season so can still be said to be acclamatizing(The same excuse they gave for Berbasuck last season) while PERPETUALLY SEDATED Berbasuck is already in his second season and cant be said to be acclamatizing again

Acclimatizing ma foot. . . . .Why is Cristiano not acclimatizing in La Liga? A stronger league than Bayern.
The crux of the issue here is Bayern Munich's highest goal scorer in the league has just 10 goals(and Berba has 12 in a stronger league).
It's a disgrace.

tkb417:
lets do our usual at the Allianz
nani, Valencia, Park, Carrick and Fletcher in the mid

while Berba and Rooney shd start at OT
with this, we shd be able to record a 6-1 aggregate

Personally, i think STOKE FC will beat Bayern Munich.
How would Dimechelis cope with Rory Delap's throw?

dayokanu:
The says it all

And yet he's scored more league goals than all the relics in Bayern Munich.
That list includes Robben, Gomez, Klose and Olic.
It's ironic that the slowest forward in United has more goals than Bayern's best player.

chic2pimp:
More reh reh reh reh chats from you again
Players who hug the wing and deliver crosses into Opponents danger area are your traditional Wingers not WingForwards.
Messi,Henry and Ronaldo are Wing Forwards.

Anelka is not a wing forward. Stop showcasing your tomfoolery.
So Ronaldo and Henry don't deliver crosses?
Malouda and Anelka are tucked inwards to support Drogba thus letting their full-backs. . . .Ivanovic/Bosingwa and Ashley Cole/Zhirkov to do the wing play. U know nowt about football.

tkb417:
chei with demichelis and Van wtf pairing as CB?
thats using a sledge hammer to kill an ant

Nani, Rooney and Valencia will commit murder

How do you think we should set up?
Conservatively(4-3-3/4-5-1) or ELABORATELY(4-4-2) with Berba teaching the Nazis how to apply exquisite touches.
Me thinks we should go 4-3-3, batter em like 4-1 then go 4-4-2 at OT with Obertan, Macheda and Gibson giving the Nazis a run around.

tkb417:
B4 the fixture, Dayo was all mouth and praying to be paired with us
now, the man is sealing his lips/fingers

Bayern na rubbish team. . . .anyone older than 2 years of age knows that.

chei
the guy dey fear ooo
Bayern vs United
chei, na one sided game abeg. That bayern i saw against Fiorentina and Bourdeux?
Thats like playing Fulham

I just pray Fergie starts Nani against Lahm for the entertainment value alone.