₦airaland Forum

H2O2:
So we're still buying wives like they're properties?

No wonder they're treated this way.

Of course.
With a Mastercard or a Visa card, you can get whatever you want.
Short, tall, fat, slim.

debosky:
Enough of the nonsense arguments. . . . .Wilshere to score and Bolton to win 2-1.

Go to WilliamHill, Wilshere to bag his hatrick against Man Utd.

dayokanu:
Why didnt fenomeno inspire Inter to the CL spots in Italy should be the question

Because other clubs were serial cheats.
When they all met their waterloo in 2006, Inter were not found guilty of any match-fixing schitzo.
Common sense says Lazio, Milan and Juventus musta been cheating since Thatcher became the PM of England.

1999/2000
Italy had Fiorentina, parma, AC and Lazio
Spain had Valencia, Barcelona, Real and Mallorca as entrants
Germany had Dortmund Hertha, Bayern and Leverkusen
Why fenomeno didnt inspire Inter to CL spots, I dont know

This was the season Fenomeno ruptured his knee ligaments.
Between Nov 1999 and summer of 2002(just before the world cup), he made only 10 appearances for Inter.
So how do you expect him to have inspired Inter to CL spots in these years? Telekinesis?

2000/2001
Germany had 1860 Munich, Bayern, Hamburg and Leverkusen
Spain had Valencia, Real barca and Depor
Italy had Milan, Inter, Lazio and Juventus

Inter did not qualify this season for the group stage.
Besides, Ronaldo did not kick a ball this season.
Only 3 clubs represented Italy(group stages) in 2000/01.

Viera, RvN and canavaro still play till today and can you tell me when there prime was to see if it was before the CL expansion?

RVN and Barthez played in the UCL Semis for Man Utd in 2001/2.
No current Bayern Munich player has done that in a Bayern shirt.

dayokanu:
Another erroneous statement.
Ronaldo played football till 2004

After his injury in 99, he wasn't the same player again.
In his prime in 95/96 and 96/97(when he won back to back WPOTY awards), he woulda played in the S/final/Final of the UCL if his team was qualifying every season.

In the CL 1998/99 I remember Germany producing Kaiserslautern and Bayern Munich

In the years between 1981 and 2010, Inter only played ONCE in A UCL S/final and that was in 2003 when Ronaldo had already left for Real Madrid.
97/98(Inter didn't qualify for UCL)
98/99(Lost to United in the Q/final)
99/2000(Inter didn't qualify)
2000/01(Inter didn't qualify)
2001/2(Inter didn't qualify)

So in a nutshell, Ronaldo only had one opportunity to play in the UCL once throughout his stay in Inter Milan(when he was in his prime).
Only a fool will compare that record to modern day players in big teams who get to play in Europe every season.
I can understand why Ronaldo didn't play in the UCL Semis or Final. . . .I CANNOT understand why Klose, Ribery, Podolski and Lahm have not played in UCL Semis/Final even though they get to play in the competition every season bar the odd season(07/08).

in 2000, Spain, Italy and Germany had 4 reps in the CL
Till Ronaldo retired he played in leagues where they had 4 entrants in the CL why didnt the Fenomeno play the CL finals I ask.

FAUX!!!!

In 2000/01, Only Lazio, Juventus and Milan qualified(3 reps from Italy)
In 1999/2000, Only Lazio, Fiorentina and Milan qualified(3 reps from Italy)
Fenomeno did not get his opportunity to play in the UCL. It's like expecting to see Agbonlahor or Saha in the UCL 2009/10 season.

Maybe Canavaro too played in the sixties when only the champ played CL, Same with Dennis Bergkamp, RvNistelrooy, Fabien Barthez, Patrick Viera, etc

As you can see, all these players are old-school.
Many of em were past their prime before UCL expanded to accommodate more teams from the top leagues.
I can understand why many of these players never got to play in the CL final. . . . . .I cannot understand why Lahm, Ribery, Robben, Schweini, Klose and other Bayern retards have not played in a CL semis or a CL final. Statistics say Bayern have only failed to qualify once in the last 10 years so what is the excuse?

dayokanu:
How empty an argument. I cant believe this is Sharon.
Not making a CL finals means what? Ronaldo Lima never made a CL final, I doubt Baggio ever did , Cannavaro never did. So what does that mean?

When are you gonna stop these excuses?
In the days of Baggio and Ronaldo, only LEAGUE Champions played in the CL. If we apply the same laws now, Torres, Cesc, Gerrard, Drogba(last 3 seasons) wouldn't have featured in the competition. Messi, Xavi, Iniesta wouldn't have featured last season when they won it so your argument holds no water. Baggio/Ronaldo Lima's era are miles different.

Besides, we are talking about a club as HUGE as Bayern here, not individual players.
Personally, i think it's a disgrace Bayern Munich don't have a single player in their ranks that won the UCL in a Bayern shirt.

FYI, Van Bommel and Hans Jorg Butt have played CL finals , Robben has played a CL semi and as at 12:45 ET on Friday March 26 2010, they all play for Bayern

Ohhhhh, shut up.
Van Bommel won it in a Barca shirt.
Jorg Butt was a finalist for Leverkusen and Robben was a S/finalist for Chelsea.

Name a single current Bayern player that played CL finals/Semi in a Bayern shirt and i will give you $4000.
Eboue was a finalist for Arsenal so was Campbell and Almunia. Find me one example in Bayern or shut up for good.

dayokanu:
Its always good to have professionals in your team

Dr Socrates
Dr Kitaun
now Dr Hargreaves (MBBS)

That is not the question i asked you.
How many CL Semifinalists/Finalists are in Bayern Munich(the greatest team in Germany)?

Is it Robben? Ribery? Lahm? Schweinsteiger?
Even Arsenal can point to Eboue, Campbell, Almunia as UCL finalists. Walcott, Sagna, Clichy as S/finalists BUT Bayern have no one to point to.

eldee:
I saw this coming . . . I don't know about rap, but you can't see beyond what your lyrics site says.
Listen to the song . . . he said 'little scratch ugh'

He said Little-Scratch-Ewww, but it was deployed to rhyme with Whiffle-Bat-Drew and Scissor-hands-Too and Triple-Fat-Goose.
Pronounce these words in your closet and try and see what he is trying to achieve.
Eminem's power of lyricism has gone past using a single-syllable rhyme of (drew, too, ugh).

If the prefix before the word 'DREW' didn't rhyme with the prefix before the word 'TOO' and 'UGH', then you have a point.
But check out the multi-syllables in those sequence of rhymes. . . . .
It takes a genius to put those together and this is where Eminem's brilliance shines through.

Walked up Elm street with a bleeping whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Kreugar and Edward Scissorhands too
And came out with a little scratch – ugh
Lookin like a got in a bleeping pillow fight with a triple fat goose

'Drew, too, ugh and goose' . . . Eminem is sooooo dope

Eldee, are you trying to take the piss?
Your should be highlighting that excerpt like this. . . . .

Walked up Elm street with a fuckin whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Kreugar and Edward Scissorhands too
And came out with a little scratch – ugh
Lookin like i got in a fuckin pillow fight with a triple fat goose

The UNDERLINED words are the multi-syllables.
Stop isolating a word out of a chain of words cos it makes the whole argument redundant.
The rhymes come in a 3-word-chain and not a single word rhyme.

I'm not about to start boasting but if I sold my hiphop collection, I'd buy your laptop and tell you to keep the change.
That's not boasting, ask Sauron how much he's been begging me to give him my Outlaws albums.
Or go ask how much Grandmaster Flash albums sell for these days.

Eldee, you dey craze!!!!
60% of your hip-hop collection, i sponsored it.

Eminem is the best at multies, I said it already on this thread.
But when you spit B.S to arrive there . . . I won't swallow that.

U gast to spit B.S. to arrive there.
The fact that he is making those words rhyme should be applauded(that's the technical part).

U didn't complain when that Pit-Bull mouthed Jigga spat this. . .

H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
Fo' sheezy my neezy keep my arms so freezy
Can't leave rap alone the game needs me
Haters want me clapped and chromed it ain't easy

In Eldee's world. izz-A and Freezy are perfect rhymes, innit?

You can't use words like 'ugh' and baleed' just to complete a multisyllabic rhyme.
It's a crime. . . and it's wack.

Says who?
Even the legends of the rap game have used worse words to set up rhymes.
Shizzle, Fizzle, Bizzle, Skizzle. Are those words in the dictionary.

You wanna get technical??
That's not slant rhyming . . . slant rhyming is using words that are not perfect rhymes like proper/pumper, gutter/hustler.

Same goes for B-leed/With Weed.
This rhyme pattern is complex. Way beyond the understanding of a Rap fan that thinks Kanye West is the next Biggie Smallz.

dayokanu:
Best transfer deal in Europe.

Cost excess of 20m

2008/2009 - whooping 3 games
2009/2010- Whooping 0 games

Hoeness must have a dud detector

Dud detector indeed.
Hargreaves went on to win the Holy Grail with Man Utd in his debut season while Bayern Munich have not played in UCL final since 2001.
How many players in the current Bayern Munich team have had the opportunity to play in the UCL Semi/UCL final?

da-whizkid:
Eldee, U know nada bout Rap, stick to your skanky legs L my ex type of ish. . . . Do u undastand what Multis r?? Em didn't rhyme too wiv eww or ugh, whicheva way u like. He rhymed "Whiffle-bat-drew with Scissor-Hand-too with Little-scratch-eww with Triple-fat-goose". . . U dnt come across these easily. N btw he didn't lack rhymes, he was describing a feeling, like when u get a little scratch n say 'eww'.
Who's your favourite rapper? Tel me another rapper who can make three 3-syllables multis in one line?
"inSANITY, Can-It-Be VANITY?" - Eminem - Underground.
One tin only Eminem can do. "your fav rapper is just fresher than Most, Em is doper than all".
#Stan.

Eldee does not understand the concept of multi-syllabic rhyming.
He is isolating one word outta a 3-way multi-rhyme scheme and he is telling me Eminem doesn't make sense.

Whiffle-Bat-Drew = Scissors-Hand-Too = Little-Scratch-Eww = Triple-Fat-Goose.
Those are complex multis. Do u blame Eldee?
Someone who is religiously obsessed with Kanye's autotune on Love Lockdown can never understand multis.

eldee:
So five minutes ago you said it was great, now it's wack on purpose??
How is rhyming 'too' with 'ugh' too brillant for his own good??
Oh . . . that baleed part is extremely creative??

Read ma comments very well.
I said his brilliance is wack to listeners like you cos you don't understand the concept behind his lyrics.
When he gets too brilliant for his own good, his shyte comes out as wack to lyric-illiterates.

Of course Eminem fans are deluded . . . why do you think they're called Stans??
Jay-Z did B.S with Kingdom Come, all his fans called him out . . .even Nas with Street Disciple . . . but Eminem fans will accept it.
As long as he's still on TV, they'll accept anything.

Rap purists will never tell you Relapse was wack lyrically.
Their only problem was that the theme/concept behind the album was repetitive. On lyrical value alone, Relapse whups any RAP album in 2009.
The whole Hannibal Lecter/Shock Value schitzo was what some school of thunks despised.

Underground is polluted with raw wackness . . .
I don't care what some silly emo/gangster crossover kids think, wack is wack.
And I'm wackophobic . . . sue me

Underground was his best work on Relapse!!!
However, i understand why you don't get it. Anyone that feels Kanye West's work is the best since sliced-bread will never appreciate pure lyricism.
U ain't a wackphobic. . . . . .I think you are an adulterated WACKOPHILE.

ofokaofoki:
el razur is a prodigal son, and he must be e-punished. i have being taking note of all his posts lately . he has been hating on every other person in nairaland, i will show him the true meaning of hating. if u dont beleif just scroll to his profile and check all his previous posts. el razur is a prodigal son , a b astard ,, and an idiot , he is too insultive and disrespectful for no reason , i will show him why i am called ebora meji tongbe inu igbo nairaland.

Ofoka is back. . . . . .
Meanwhile, we need to do a single together. DEATHBLOW 3(The Demise of Mode-9)

eldee:
Dude . . . everyone does multies.

But to come and start forcing words just to rhyme . . . I call bullsh[i]i[/i]t.
You can cover it all you want, but that was plain wa-ack

Underground made his top ten greatest songs in an online poll.
Goes to show how fans rate his power of lyricism on that joint.
When Eminem gets too brilliant for his own good, nuccas like you say he's wack.

A man that has been responsible for penning more than a million bars musta done the B-leed thingy on purpose, not that he ran outta rhymes.
Go and listen to the 2nd verse of "Stay Wide Awake" and tell me you know any human that can make all the words in a sentence rhyme with the next sentence and still able to follow a story with it using the same number of syllables per sentence at the same time.

In the next 50-something years, he will be talked about like we talk about Einstein or Beethoven.

NANI LANDS NEW DEAL

Manchester United is pleased to announce that Nani has signed a new four-year contract, keeping him at Old Trafford until at least June 2014.

Sir Alex Ferguson said: "Nani is an emerging talent within the team and has developed tremendously since joining the club. We are delighted he has signed a new contract and I am sure he will have a long and successful future here at Manchester United."

Nani, who signed for United in July 2007, said: “I am delighted to have signed a new contract. It has been like a dream come true to play for Manchester United. The coaching staff have taught me so much about the game and I am playing alongside some of the best players in the world.

"I'm looking forward to winning many more trophies with this team".

This news is no good news for the GAYnners especially Debosky.
It presents an opportunity for Nani to sodomise GAYnners defence until 2014.
Dang it. . . . .

eldee:
@Sauron

Whoa!!! rhyming 'balade' and 'baleed' is so complex.
Na wa for these Eminem cats ooh

Nah. . . .

It's the b-leed, table with weed, fable to me and taking a pee. . . . . that is complex.
Those are complex multis. U don't get those anywhere.
These words just don't rhyme out of coincidence. . . . .It's taken several hours of staring at the ceiling chain-smoking.

Buffalo Bill = Nothing So Chill = Fuckin Hold Still = Bucket Don't Spill
Stuffing Those Girls = 'Nuff Of Those Pills = Clutch On Those Steel = Cut Ya Don't Squeal.

U wanna compare these complex rhymes to the lazy. . . .

We are, yeah, I said it, we are
You can call me Caesar, in a dark Caesar
Please follow the leader, so Eric B we are

Abeg, levels pass levels.

eldee:
Besides Underground is polluted with wack stuff . . .
If M.I came on a song and said 'Razor-ba-lades [/b]with me to [b]make you ba-leed' . . . we no go hear word till next year.
But Eminem says sumn that daft and he's a god.
How can an accomplished rapper rhyme 'too' with 'ugh'?? in 2009 for God's sake.

If Underground, which is probably the best song on Relapse is that wack . . . what can we say for the rest??

Eldee, those are slant rhymes he deployed to set up a volley of multies.

Razor-ba-lades with me to make you b-leed,
cases of may[i]belline[/i] make-up laying on the table with weed
Slim shady shyte sounds like a fable to me
Until he jumps out of the fuckin toilet when you taking a pee.

U need to get with the art of complex rhymes interwoven with multis.
This art are only mastered by 2 Cats in the Rap Industry(Em and Bis')
It's way above what Jigga, Nas and other roaches can come up with.

On 'Buffalo Bill'(Relapse Re-fill). . . . .

Now what you know about Buffalo Bill? Nothin so chill
Fuckin LovePeddler you better fuckin hold still
Make sure none of that lotion in the bucket don't spill
Cut 'em, gut 'em and just keep to s[i]tuffin those girls[/i]
Man I think she had 'nuff of those pills
Sedate her then I'll wait, I'll come back later just to clutch on those steel
Blades, baby when I cut ya don't squeal

Eminem is the equivalent of what woulda happened if[i] Einstein[/i] had rapped.

Mmmbop:
Like I said, I wasn't comparing.

That's not true

Soon you'll understand. . . .

Mmmbop:
Oh but dear Sauron I did not dispute that, I just sort of chuckled slightly upon reading the statement you made claiming that men are hardly affected by heartaches, I'm not comparing them to women here, just kind of get up and go? "without nursing heartaches from the previous one."

Another chuckle

On the average, they don't nurse heartaches as much as the females and if you know any man doing such. . . .he is only trying to get his EX laid again.

debosky:
Referee, referee, why dost thou not protecteth me?[/i]  

Na lie.
Ronaldo was a machine in Man Utd.
I did not see him lying lifelessly in a stretcher throughout his stay in England and he was kicked and fouled at least 10 times per game.
Granted, he is petulant but not in the same degree as Fabregas begging UEFA to remove defenders from the game because he'd rather have a stroll into the opponent's goal unperturbed.

debosky:
Oh really?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/jul/05/cristiano-ronaldo-spain-better-england

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/23/article-1164276-03E9127B000005DC-941_468x415.jpg

http://blogs.notw.co.uk/sport/2008/03/united-star-ron.html

Ronaldo is human.
Even football fans cringed at Eduardo's horrific injury but that was a heat of the moment statement.
Did Ronaldo change his style of playing after February 2008(when Eduardo lost his ankle)?

Abeggi, Cesc Fabregas is a sissy. . .He should be hungrier considering the fact he has never won a club medal in his entire football career.

chic2pimp:
Neither Keane nor Vieira would last 90 minutes if they ever face Rijkaard.
Not only would they be technically dominated, they'll also be physically dominated.

U dey craze!!!
Bryan Robson raped Rijkaard all night in Italia 90.
Robson is not even 20% as hard as KEANO.

debosky:
Yeah yeah. . . . that was Ronaldo's daily prayer at Old Toilet

Which Ronaldo?
When he gets kicked, he gets up and score goals to piss his opponents off.
He didn't score 42 goals by crying to the media he wasn't protected.

Mmmbop:
Sigh  

Be deceiving yourself. . . .

In a casual relationship, you are the one most likely to get heartbroken.
You are most likely to get preggers. A man can't be pregnant no matter how often you stay on top of him.
To cap it off, you are the one most likely to get infected with STI/STD.

debosky:
I hope we're still talking about a football game here - this almost sounds like a leg breaking contest.

We are not cry-babies like the GAYnners.
I cannot imagine Rooney telling the world referees don't protect him ENOUGH.
A man must learn to take care of himself.

chic2pimp:
Even Rijkaard in his Pomp makes Viera and Keane look like wimps.
Hard as nails plus technically brilliant

Which silly Rijkaard?
The same Rijkaard Rudi Voeller frustrated in 1990?
A geriatric Voeller for that matter.

dayokanu:
^^ SHaron obviously didnt watch Tacchinardi, Jeremies, Effenberg etc

All these guys are pussies. . . .
Roy Keane and Vieira were ruthless, technically brilliant and when it got dirty. . . they didn't hesitate to end the career of their opponents.

dayokanu:
Roy Keane was always in Effenbergs pocket. Viera what? That pu.ssy?

The worst tackle at a world cup till date was still credited to Toni Schumaker who sent Batiston to the wheelchair instantly

Dayo, stop wetting your knickers.
Tuesday/Wednesday is less than 7 days away.
We shall see what Van Bommel is made of when the RED demons descend on him.