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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:32pm On Mar 10, 2010
presido1:
Infact this is training ground. I dont beleive we are playing the mighty millan. 2 more to spell MILLAN.
Very soon. . . . .some troglodytes will tell us we miss CRISTIANO RONALDO.
This is UNITED wiping the floor with ALMIGHTY MILAN.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:30pm On Mar 10, 2010
debosky:
If the pass is delayed, the space might be lost, but unless a player is daft like Berba, he can still remain onside in case the ball comes.
How can you remain ONside when you are running into space expecting your team-mate to release the ball before you drift OFFside

Does delaying the pass stop Berba from knowing where he is and correcting his position? Anyways, since your school fees are at stake I don't expect a less strident defence of Berbawaste.  tongue
He is RUNNING into space. . . . .The pass must arrive early to spring the OFFSIDE trap Milan are setting.
If the pass arrives late. . . .there's no way a striker won't be caught offside.
It's about timing. . . . . .


is 5 months ago a time period? How long should be followed by a time period - '5 months'. If you said 'when did you start watching footie' then '5 months ago' would be a plausible response.

Like father (Berbatov) like son (Sharon) both as dense as granite.  grin
You are too daft. . . .

FLETCHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

4-0

BRING ON THE GAYNNERS!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:25pm On Mar 10, 2010
HNIC:
Lyon has got the away goal
Real madrid about to exit the CL.
All that money spent . . . going down the drainhuh. . . . shocked shocked
Ronaldo will do the business.
I trust him to maul Lyon.
We must face Real Madrid in the next round. . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:21pm On Mar 10, 2010
debosky:
Berbatov is as daft as Adebayor - no understanding of the offside rule.
Your understanding in football matters is atrocious.
Nani delayed the pass. . . . .If the pass don't come early, you would run in an offside position.
Jeeeez. . . . . .How long have you been watching footie? 5 months ago?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:19pm On Mar 10, 2010
presido1:
That was a missle from Becks thanks we have anti missle in VDS
I want Beckham to score goals abeg. . . . .
A brace for the old boy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:15pm On Mar 10, 2010
debosky:
Milan are now on the same level as Porto as far as English opposition is concerned - they just can't cut it.

Chelski fans should take note - this is what yur side will look like in a few years.  grin

I wonder why people were saying buy Huntelaar - Nick B is far better.  grin
Huntelaar is a quality striker. . . . . .He is playing in a shyte club.
The Dutch striker is a forward that thrives in a 4-4-2 formation with decent wingers and full backs.
Huntelaar is better than any striker in Arsenal and that includes the paraplegic Eduardo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:11pm On Mar 10, 2010
chic2pimp:
I've said it and I'll say it again Berlu should sell up.
The Dude is longer Interested in winning Trophies undecided
You are talking bollocks. . . . .
The mentality remains. . . . .Leonardo should model his team like the top English clubs.
His team should be defending from the front. . . . . .Get hardworking strikers who are not shy to track back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:09pm On Mar 10, 2010
vinisky:
beckham scores! man united fans will celebrate.
I hope BECKHAM scores!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:06pm On Mar 10, 2010
HNIC:
I expect better from you.
I will never say. . . . 'See that goal from Nasri,can Valencia score that with all his dribbling skills'?
Only scummies come up with silly comparisons,even when a match is being played shocked shocked
You are a disgrace!!!!

Stand up for DAVID BECKHAM.
Old Trafford LEGEND!!!!!

WELCOME HOME, BECKHAM. . . . .We still LOVE you. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 10:01pm On Mar 10, 2010
dayokanu:
^^ Milan is failing tonight, And you cant think of FAILURE without thinking Arsenal.

Can you think Dollars without thinking US?
To be honest, Milan's problems are their forward players.
They play 3 upfront and none of them tracks back when they don't have the ball which is atrocious.

Barcelona play with 3 upfront but you will still see Messi and Henry tracking back to help their full-backs.
Leonardo has to sort that out before this team can compete in Europe.


Ji SUNG PARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 3-0.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 9:58pm On Mar 10, 2010
HNIC:
Nothing is ever complete here, without the Arsenal brought into it
FFS, its Manure vs Milan and Cesc Fabregas' name crops up
See this leprechaun o.
For over six months, your siggy was about TV5 better than Vidic.
How do you sleep at night with hypocrisy embedded in your body fluids?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 9:54pm On Mar 10, 2010
jalether:
Game over, and that's all folks

Chicken shrimp, take heart grin
Who said game over?
I am backing Dinho to get his hatrick in the next 15 minutes.
Milan are too good to go down this way. . . . .Just watch!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 9:51pm On Mar 10, 2010
presido1:
I am loving it man. am really really loving it. Who can stop this dude for christ Sake

HNIC do u still stand by your words? I NEED AN ANSA SHARP SHARP.
Did you see the pass from NANI?
Jesus Christ. . . . . .I dare Cesc Fabregas to try that!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 9:48pm On Mar 10, 2010
NANI is a genius!!!!

Rooney's 30TH GOAL OF THE SEASON.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Sauron1: 9:46pm On Mar 10, 2010
coded guy:
I think they suffer from a disease that has not yet been discovered.
Disease worse than AIDS. . . . .

Abeg, how did Rooney score?
I have been watching Ronaldo sodomise those French goons.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wigan vs Liverpool On Monday, March 8; 9pm Ng Time by Sauron1: 11:07am On Mar 10, 2010
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 12:56am On Mar 10, 2010
stillwater:
Spare me. You love Gabourey you just don't know how to say it.
I will kiss a pregnant alligator before developing any feening for Gabourey.
She epitomises all that is nasty in women.
Do you even know what this woman would look like without her clothes?

follypimpi:

GAB : Oh baby u r not in yet those r my thighs
Sauron : Shiit,how come is so lubricated feels like am in your Pumpum
GAB : Well you will need to strain a lil harder,spread em with your handz boi,am so hott for u Lord Sauron
Sauron  : Ohh baby shiiiitt,Am comiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
GAB : Dont tell me u just came ?
Sauron : Well felt like your pumpum how is my Diicckk to knw is jst your thighs
GAB : Shiiitt,i need me a real man not a quick popper & is not even my pum pum
Sauron : What u need is get a fucckkin Cat drilling machine,KMT alakori.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . . .This is so untrue!!!!
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 12:48am On Mar 10, 2010
follypimpi:

Omo layers upon Layers even the driller itself will either get stuck inbetween or break into 2.
grin grin grin grin grin grin

TOPE2000!:
ROFLAMO . . . U are so wrong for that grin cheesy
nobody can tell me this girl wudnt have body odour, there is no way she can wash every parts of her body to perfection grin cheesy
Body odour abi coochie odour? angry angry angry
TBH, i think she should be arrested. She didn't get this big overnight. . . .
It's about time people are punished for their excessive consumption of carbs.

stillwater:
I'll be so happy if you marry a fat woman, I swear.
You won't take home a beautiful insultive, dumb, aggressive and lazy woman either. So let me hear word.
I will take a beautiful, dumb, aggressive and lazy woman over Gabourey every day of the week.
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 12:42am On Mar 10, 2010
TOPE2000!:
This was taken on sunday
She must weigh at least 380 pounds. grin grin grin
Getting to her goldmine will need a CAT excavator to get through those tissues.
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 12:39am On Mar 10, 2010
stillwater:
But her name's sexy though. *Gabourey Sidibe* She's a pretty girl, but that weight has to go.
You won't believe she's only 26.
She looks 50!!!!

According to some school of thunks, this babe is a certified take home to momma because she's a virgin, she's homely, intelligent, God-fearing, humble and hardworking!!!
Are you shitting me?
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 12:34am On Mar 10, 2010
davidylan:
huh? shocked what was she like before?
Thatz your answer. . . .

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/photos/stylus/114342-sidibe_gabourey_large.jpg
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 12:30am On Mar 10, 2010
TOPE2000!:
What is not sexy abt her? tongue

https://tvoneblogs.com/thespin/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/gabourey-sidibe-letterman-outside.jpg
Cheese n Rice. . . . .This gurl looks like a babe i know on Nairaland. grin
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 12:27am On Mar 10, 2010
TOPE2000!:
U r so wrong for that grin cheesy
Are you saying Gabourey is sexy?
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 12:21am On Mar 10, 2010
follypimpi:

She worwor so tey i can't even wave to say Hi,Omo walcot aint got nada on me the way my feet was zoomin so fast,i jst hoped on bus 436 without thinkin twice.She was smiling from afar u wld think she's crying.
Hahahaha.
Na Gabourey Sidibe you go meet?
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 12:12am On Mar 10, 2010
follypimpi:
U cant run away from it,even if you try shopping from Mac jacobs itself it will always tell you "am sorry but the products you are adding to your cat is not for the likes of you,your wowo pass our level".
How worwor was the babe you were supposed to meet at Mikky Deez?
PoliticsRe: Plateau Massacre : Police arrest 377 suspects, prosecute 162 by Sauron1: 12:00am On Mar 10, 2010
stillwater:
Bunch of animals. It will never better for Nigerian leaders that let this situation escalate like this. If those fanatic blood hungry muslims were initially put in their place back in the day, we won't witness this. Don't care if your religion is a religion of peace, since you cannot deal with your extremists in the North, whatever response you get here, you deserve it. silly country, silly muslims.

Can't believe I'm in the same country with these demons.
PEACH!!!! cheesy

This moment, i am ashamed to be a Nigerian.
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 11:43pm On Mar 09, 2010
follypimpi:

Tope,i rememba yr 2006 i fink i met this girl online her voice was good n thingz,so we planned to link @ the McDiiz by Camberwell green B/Stop,i got there before she did hoping to see my princess (afta late nite calls n stuff),so i got a txt that she's just coming off bus 484,immediately i saw her i didnt even bother saying hi or be polite i jst walked away kissing my teeth.She was Butters,i blocked her off my msn,infact called t-mobile to block her#.
ROFLMAOWPIMP. grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 11:07pm On Mar 09, 2010
^^^^^

Long suffering? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
What won't i hear from these dames?
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 10:55pm On Mar 09, 2010
eldee:
Ugly people should marry ugly people and not create silly criteria like homliness.
Homeliness ko . . . houseliness ni. grin grin
Don't mind them.
Ugly girls will make up useless excuses. . . .

Homeliness, brightness, humility, forgiving spirit, good handwriting, curvy toe-nails, curly armpit hair.
Who cares? Just look pretty is all we ask.
Other indices are tertiary. grin
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 10:50pm On Mar 09, 2010
TOPE2000!:
Kai, someone told me u have baby mama's in all borough, is tha true? grin cheesy
I still want to be your protege grin cheesy pls lemme call u my master tongue grin
U wanna work UNDER me? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Fans by Sauron1: 10:41pm On Mar 09, 2010
dayokanu:
Opeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Where are my enemies.


We shamed them , Quarter finals here we come
Hopefully, you shall meet the GAYnners!!! grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Lads Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Women by Sauron1: 10:38pm On Mar 09, 2010
TOPE2000!:
Because u always gotta win every argument angry angry angry grin
but when i grow up i want to be like you tho. lol grin cheesy
It takes a lot to be me . . . . . . .
Too many baby mommas. . . . . grin

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