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chika98:
Didn't expect a different response from you. On to the next!

Hehehehehe. . . . .Just yanking your chain.

Meanwhile, where you at?
I have got 2 tickets to see an opera in Gloucester this week.
Are you game?

chika98:
LOL na you sabi! I have seen people here tripping for my accent.  
it is a two way thing jare.

They must be JJCs.
Yankee accent sux!

chika98:
na you sabi. Una dey dress well and the accent is very attractive. Doesn't mean too much in the long run sha

Story!!!
UK is a happy hunting ground for Yankee-based babes!!!
Our geezers don't complain though. . . . .We just get antsy when y'all act like you have not seen cute guys before.

Are you guys breeding Male Gorillas in the USA?

chic2pimp:
3 GBOSAS FOR YOU

TBH, it's a give n take thingy.
The dude spends QUALITY time with the OP and she pays for his services.
She can only spend as much as she gets. . . . .

iice:
[color=#9900ff] Sauron, aswerigawd mehn
That SUV cannot protect Eric from the sun
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Drive in the night!!!

sagluva:
i've been reading through alot of the threads on here and i notice that alot of guys are complaining about how girls offer nothing in relationships and all they care about is money and never give anything in  return and blah, blah blah. My question is what about the girls who give alot in their relationships but dont get much in return?
Is it wrong for them to spend alot on their boyfreind? i ask this question because over the course of my relationship with my bf, i have spent alot on him,  i bought him a ps3 and video games and ralph lauren perfume for his bday, helped him pay for his car, bought him a mac for our anniversary, a 52 inch flat screen tv and $600 gift card for christmas,  alot of my friends tell me that i shouldnt be doing that and the guy will take advantage of u if u do. So my question is,
is it wrong for a girl to spend alot of money on a guy she loves?

There should be no limit to the amount a woman should spend on her boyfriend.
U have done exceptionally well for him. . . . . . .He won't forget you.

iice:
[color=#9900ff] I'm 65 na. Not quite Eric's age, but i'll get there
Aww thanks. . .LOL yeah no V and driving [/color]

Chei. . . .Spambot has swallowed the SUV i gift-wrapped.

Iice's birthday?
Na wa o. . . . . How old is you now?

Anyways, I have neither Silver nor Gold. . . .but i have a Naija-made SUV for you.
Something to rock in Bon Temps.
P.S. Don't drink and drive o.

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stillwater:
God will not be frowning on you when you have intimacy, that's why.  

Na wa.

Pataki:
Then I must have been a born against Christian I reckon!

Don't believe everything you hear.
Some forces are out there to assassinate me character.

Pataki:
I trust you for that area! Your exploits speaks massively for you across the length and breadth of London.

Exploits ke?
I am a born again Christian o.

stillwater:
He's not God. Not only bored, you can also get disgusted. I hope that helps.

Why go into marriage?

It appears you come with some baggage. I pity your wife.

Louis Vuitton baggage.

Pataki:
By the time you are through with your test driving, would you not have lost this  powerful agility of yours? No woman wants an expired and shrinked kondo.

Okafor's 3rd law says the more you test the fitter you get.
Non-sexual activities is worse cos you get rusty, slow and unnecessarily anxious.

stillwater:
Naa, some people DO get bored.

How can you get bored of your own husband?
I don't geddit.

What about his sweat or saliva from his mouth, ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! How many people's saliva will you taste? Yuck!!!

With the help of Listerine, such thunks don't bovver me.

Being a log of wood is sexy to me.  

Happy wooding.

Pataki:
Errors are bound to occur in marriages. It is never a bedrock of ''everything goes perfect.'' Every woman claims to be good in bed, Dang! any woman can even act good in bedmatics. But the reality is that she must be able to communicate what she wants sexually in bed.

It all comes with the package.
I cannot for the life of me not test drive the commodity i will be living the rest of ma life with.

Aside from test driving. . . . . which I reckon is just a surface indicator, I believe more in communication between partners as to what they want in bed.

Communication is KEY but agility is a necessity.
Who needs a log of wood in his bed in this time n age?

stillwater:
intimacy could be better before, then she married him and the excitement died. It can happen. Many people get bored with one sexual partner.

Ohhhhhhh, she got bored with one sexual partner and then what?
She should move on to the next geezer after saying I DO on her wedding day? Some women are just pathetic.

This test drive thing is silly. How many people will you test drive? Not many people like alien body fluids entering their bodies. Ewwwww!!!

Test drive till you find the perfect match.
Alien body fluids? Stillwater buy prophylactics now. . . . . . .It's cheap.

doyin13:
Holy cow . . . .

I blame Ronaldinho. He messed himself up.

Ronaldinho has more at his finger tips than Maradona and
Denilson put together.

Maradona and Denilson were largely one trick ponies.

Ronaldinho. . . . OMG. Only Ronaldo Fenomeno was better.

Ronaldinho. . . . .OMG. He too much.

Now I am just blabbing.

But I will never forget the day he did his hocus pocus move
on Dunga. How about his flip flap.

Simply put, there are things Ronaldinho can do that those two
you mentioned can't do.

Shout out to Portuguese Ronaldo too. . .

Your IQ is miles lower than your shoe-size.

Pataki:
It is hurtful and shameful on a man if his wife declares she has no sexual compatibility with him right after marriage. Personally for me, I ''may not'' test drive her if she still happens to be a virgin, but I do make sure that all my sexual fantasies are what she wants to drive her mad in bed. She has to give me in clear terms what bedmatic skills she possesses.  

How would you know for sure she's a virgin?
Ma policy is. . . . . .I must test drive(virgin or non virgin). . . .We are talking about a LIFE PARTNER here.
A man cannot afford to make any error.

stillwater:
I'm saying flaws like cheating, can dampen any woman's appetite to have intimacy with the husband.
You shouldn't even be jumping into conclusions, she might have done the do before marriage.

I doubt it.
If she had done the do and there was any flaw then, she wouldn't marry him.

This should be a lesson to all you maidens to test drive before marriage.

Pataki:
hahahaha! Is that your own policy too?

No way!
Before i buy a car. . . . .I do a test drive.
Even in Selfridges, i go to the changing room to see if what i am paying for will look good on me.

How much more when one is choosing a LIFE PARTNER. . . .
No test, no marriage.
Thatz ma policy.

stillwater:
Yes, disgust. If he turns out to be what he's not supposed to be. Sexual compatibility can never cover his flaws.

Ma point exactly.
If she had tasted it before marriage. . . . .She woulda known the man was no good and his flaws woulda been exposed before marriage.
Not sleeping with her husband in marriage will eventually lead to her sleeping with the driver or Okon(the chef).
How's that marriage supposed to last?